The right way to rescue someone who has been out of the closet

Chapter 55 Extra Story 3: "A Pure Academic Science Popularization"

Ye Lan watched in surprise as Qin Qin, who was supposed to be on a business trip, pushed open the door and came in. He froze for a second, then hurriedly stuffed the things in his hand into the bed.

Tan Qin, who witnessed the whole process, said, "..."

For the first time, Ye Lan deeply felt that her living environment was really not good. The bed was facing the door, and all kinds of small movements could not hide.

Qin Qin raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing?"

"No, nothing." Ye Lan dodged.

His expression was too unconvincing, Qin Qin put down the suitcase, walked to the bed, and accurately found out what he had hidden.

"Book?" Tan Qin glanced at the cover, "What's there to hide in a book?"

"Well... yes, yes, so you should return it to me!"

Ye Lan stretched her arms trying to get the book back, but Tan Qin took advantage of her height to lift it higher, and read the title of the cover: "What to do if there is a sudden extra harem"? This is all a mess."

"Okay, let me tell you! It's the little yellow book, don't read it!" Ye Lan gave up, retracted her hands and sat back on the bed, looking at him eagerly, "Can you return it to me?"

"What are you reading the little yellow book for?" Tan Qin asked suspiciously.

"You, didn't you go on a business trip!"

"Oh..." Seeing his flushed cheeks, Qin Qin suddenly found it very interesting, "It seems that I need to study."

After speaking, he really opened the cover and looked at it with great interest. Ye Lan stared at the little yellow book, wishing to jump into the sea.

Qin Qin read two pages, and a strange expression appeared on his face: "Wait a minute, 'A trickle of liquid flows out of the back acupuncture point, making it easier for fingers to enter and exit...', what is this liquid?"

"Uh...intestinal fluid?" Ye Lan wasn't sure either, who would think little Huang Wen would be entangled with this!

Qin Qin glared at him: "Intestinal juice is divided into duodenal juice, small intestinal juice, and large intestinal juice. Even the large intestine juice that is closest to the anus cannot flow out. The large intestine juice contains digestive enzymes. What do you want to flow out?"

"Won't there be secretions from the anus?"

Qin Qin replied blankly: "The anus and rectum do not secrete lubricating fluid. The situation you mentioned is generally called anal fistula. It is a disease and needs to be cured. Intestinal fluid is fine,'... ejaculation of a stream A stream of semen covered his whole body, and flowed down his white body onto the bed sheets, forming a puddle of water. 'What's going on here? A normal person's ejaculate volume is about 2-6ml at a time, more than 8ml is considered abnormal. How can this amount be enough to cover the whole body? Is it not enough to apply on the thighs!"

Ye Lan was very powerless: "Little Huang Wen, don't worry about these..."

"And this, 'There is a strong musky smell in the air'," Qin Qin frowned, "Where did the musky smell come from?"

"Uh...that's the smell of semen..."

"What the hell, the smell of semen is the spermine in the prostatic fluid!"

"Uh... Maybe it's the same taste... Oh, don't pay attention to these details, well, it says Ding Ding is [-] centimeters!" Ye Lan collapsed.

"I see, this is completely possible."

"What? I thought it was Xiao Huangshu's nonsense... Westerners may have such a long time... After all, you don't have one..." Ye Lan suddenly realized her slip of the tongue, and immediately shut her mouth tightly.

"No, the penis length of Eastern and Western people is actually about the same. After erection, it is only about 23 centimeters. I have read the statistical records of our country. The longest erection is [-] centimeters, and the shortest is [-] centimeters. And sexual ability has nothing to do with penis length. , It mainly depends on the hardness and durability." Tan Qin explained calmly, not sure if he heard his last sentence.

Ye Lan was secretly happy, and quickly changed the subject: "Then I have another question, is it more pleasurable to stimulate the prostate than penis?"

Qin Qin thought for a while: "There are indeed relevant literature reports abroad, but orgasm is a personal perception, and it is difficult to define it with data. Physiological orgasm is the state when the sexual response reaches its peak, accompanied by muscle tension, rapid breathing and heart rate , nipple erection and other reactions. There is no such thing as a prostate orgasm, and some foot fetishists may also have an orgasm with their feet. Maybe one person feels good when the prostate is stimulated, and the other feels very painful. Even the orgasm is divided into eight types, 66 % of people will only have one or two of them, and it varies from person to person, and it is difficult for you to say which kind of orgasm is more enjoyable."

Ye Lan murmured: "Ah... so it is like this, so the prostate is not more comfortable, right?"

"What are you missing?" Tan Qin glanced at him.

"I, I'm not lost! I just think that since Ding Ding is fine, there's no need for the back!"

"I've read a foreign article, saying that by stimulating the prostate gland, you can get a more lasting orgasm experience than penis." Qin Qin casually threw away the little yellow book and began to unbutton his shirt. interested."

Ye Lan was shocked by his behavior of taking off his clothes at the slightest disagreement: "You, what do you want?"

"True knowledge comes from practice. I think we can discuss it in depth, and then I will have a thesis topic for evaluating professional titles."

"what?"

"By the way, let's solve the problem of length."

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postscript:

In the process of writing an article, I always feel that the postscript is full of words, and I really don’t know what to say after I finish writing.

This article was inspired by Ian McKellen, the actor of Magneto, who was photographed in a gay bar when he came to China. Someone posted the photo on the Internet. I saw a comment saying that all the melon eaters in the background were out of the closet, so There is such a story.

Here's another interesting little tidbit.

On the afternoon of June 6, the official Weibo account of the movie "X-Men" urgently posted a missing item notice on Weibo, claiming that the limited numbered Magneto helmet was stolen during an exhibition in Beijing.

Later, Ian McKellen, who played the role of the old Magneto, was photographed playing in the Summer Palace in Beijing, and because of the helmet being stolen, the "X-Men" official Weibo also apologized on Weibo: "Sorry, the helmet is lost."

Netizens joked that Lao Wan came to look for a helmet, and then the old man went to Gay Bar in the early morning of June 6.

The original plan for the coming out article was a short story within [-] words, and the plot was "being out-meeting the parents-together".

Later, when I commented on diving, in order to save myself, I changed the outline and added a scumbag plot. I told my friends that it will definitely be over within [-] words!

Later, the character setting of the male god was added, and I swear to my friends, it will be over in about [-] words!

After that, it was... an inexplicable 20...

The whole process of coding was very pleasant, and a lot of private goods were stuffed in willfully, monkey happy!

For research purposes, I read some urology popular science, studied the circumcision process, rewatched the movies of Marvel’s father, and learned how to massage the prostate [cross out.

Thanks to the little angels who follow the article. Although I have changed several groups of little angels in the past four months, everyone encourages me like a relay. I often wonder if it is an appointment with you. Everyone chases for a while, so I won’t let me combo ,Ha ha.

Whether you followed the article to the end, left a comment, or clicked on this article, you made me feel that I am a great piece of rice cake!

There is also a little angel named "Stewed Pig's Trotter". On September 9, she replied: "Send a note to Nian Gao Gao! I will be a good pig's trotter again in ten days!"

I check her user interface every half a month, but she hasn't logged into Changpei since September 9th.

I'm a little worried, I hope everything goes well for you in the third dimension.

So that's it, if you are destined, see you in the next article!

Finally, I recommend my favorite cheap video: [Super cute short film] Deadpool and his friends

It may require a little understanding of Marvel, basically every frame is full of memes!