Chapter 01
Chapter 01
The first time I saw Yu Chenan, I knew that this person had bad intentions.
After all, it’s all Zhao Jia’s fault. This guy opened a bar in a prime location in the business district, and bought local marketing accounts every day to hype it up. When it was the first anniversary of the opening, he even held an event, but he was too busy, so he asked me to give it to him. He works as a bartender.
It was at that time that Yu Chenan came over. I asked him what he wanted, but he sat up and looked up at me. He said he wanted whiskey, and added: "I want water cut."
With such high demands, I didn't have time to adjust it for him. I found him a glass and poured whiskey, and said, "Will you drink it or not."
Yu Chen'an didn't leave here, and said to me while drinking: "I think you look familiar, have you met you somewhere?"
I said: "Guest, this is a bar, not gay, don't molest the staff."
He added: "I know, I'm not gay either, I just think you're pleasing to the eye."
At that time, I wanted to hit him with the wine bottle in my hand, why am I not gay, I just like your shitty lines, and I lost interest when I heard it.That's what my first boyfriend said, and I later found out that he meant that I'm not gay, and I'm still going to cheat on marriage.The wedding invitation was still sent electronically, and I said I would not go if I had something to do, but this guy said it was fine and understood, or you can transfer the red envelope to WeChat.
The good news is that his good wish of carrying on the family line has not been fulfilled. His ex-wife asked for a divorce before breastfeeding. Of course he did not agree. The ex-wife took out the secret photos of him and me dating before and threatened him to send them out if he didn’t get a divorce. .When he was full of guilt and divorced, and the child was taken away by his ex-wife, I met his ex-wife at a party one day, and she was with a very beautiful lady—the ex-wife said that he was hurt by a man Xin, now I just want to spend the rest of my life with my best friend.
I wanted to cheat the uterus but I was cheated by lesbians, and I deserved it. I think I was the one who lost the most. I was cheated of the wedding red envelope and was secretly photographed. The opportunity is coming back, and the loss is heavy.
So Yu Chen'an said that again, so I had no choice but to oh and leave, to make drinks for others.
After a while, I looked over and saw that Yu Chenan was still there, and the whiskey glass was basically full, and he only took a few sips.I asked him, "What else do you want?"
He said blankly, "Ah? No need."
I said, "Then you can't order a glass of wine and just sit like this. The business is very good today, and there are still customers waiting behind."
In fact, of course there is no such rule, no matter how busy the business is, there is no such thing as driving away customers.But since Yu Chen'an insisted on using such an excuse to get close, he would feel embarrassed if he didn't make things difficult.
"Are you unable to drink alcohol?" I asked again, "Actually, there is a milk tea shop next door."
He really panicked, took a big sip of wine, pointed to the menu and ordered a few more glasses, I saw that they were all not low in alcohol, so I adjusted them and sent them to him.
He really doesn't hold a lot of alcohol, he forcibly drank a few sips before his eyes became dazed, and he still asked me: "This glass of wine looks good, what's its name?"
I said, "Guess, there will be a prize for guessing."
He started to guess, and the names he thought of were all quite gorgeous, such as bloody stories about death feasts, and asked me if I had guessed correctly or matched them. I said, "The name of this cup is Northeast Ice Stubble with Grape Juice."
Then I threw another ice cube in: "The reward is to give you another big ice stubble."
No matter how busy the business is, there is a time when the business is closed. When I was about to leave, Zhao Jia, the dead man, finally came back to life. He rushed over to thank you, and said: "Brother, you have worked hard today, and I will treat you to dinner tomorrow."
I got so angry that I scolded him: "I've almost eaten you, did you tell me about my coming again? A lot of people came here today and insisted on asking me to make drinks."
Zhao Jia immediately pretended to be drunk and wanted to leave. I threatened, "Let's go, anyway, there won't be a next time, and it would be boring not to come."
Zhao Jia turned around faster than a racing car, and was rather resentful: "I just mentioned that you are coming to bartending today. What's wrong with the handsome bartender being popular? You can serve drinks even better, you see This is another one who got drunk for you."
He meant Yu Chen'an who had already fallen asleep at the bar.
I said, "Don't make too much publicity. It will be reported to my dad in a few days. If he finds out, it will be annoying."
"Is he still scolding you for such a trivial matter?" Zhao Jia didn't believe it, "It shouldn't be so."
"No," I said, "if he finds out, he probably wants me to perform bartending with my relatives, and what will happen when he forces me to mix Moutai with fruit juice?"
We were talking, Yu Chenan woke up unexpectedly, saw me and stood up and walked towards me, his legs were weak and almost fell down, I quickly helped him, Yu Chenan fell down, entangled like an octopus .
Zhao Jia said: "Hey, this kid is very pretty, and he's still so upside down, why don't you take it home."
I said, "No, this guy has bad intentions and came after me on purpose, what if he tricks me."
"It's not like that," Zhao Jia said, "You talked to him a lot just now, why don't you pour grape juice for him, usually you keep a cold face and don't talk. You don't have the heart to be so enthusiastic about him? I Do not believe."
I thought to myself, the person who came here to trick her must be a beauty anyway, and it is not against the law to look more often.Having said that, it turned out that Zhao Jia, a bitch, was still watching the fun all night, so he didn't come over to help, and he didn't even drag the floor.
Yu Chen'an still clung to me, and I didn't know how much he was pretending to be drunk and how much he was really drunk, so I had no choice but to drag him away.Regardless of whether this person can sleep or not, go back and torture him to see if there is any conspiracy.
As a result, I met a drunk driving officer on the way.
The traffic police frowned as soon as the window was opened: "Why are you so drunk?"
I quickly declared that it belonged to the person next to me, and I didn't drink a drop of wine.
"Oh, it's someone else's driver." The traffic policeman said.
It's too complicated to explain, so I just say, "Yes, yes, yes."
Yu Chen'an was dishonest, and half asleep and half awake, he posted and asked me: "When will you go to the hotel to get a room?"
The traffic policeman was very embarrassed, and after the test, he let go. I was closing the window, and he said: "Mr. Huo, go slowly."
I was recognized again, I can't stay in this city anymore, I still walk slowly, where am I going, my, things are not what you imagined!
But after thinking about it, I could only go to the hotel to get a room. I drove to the nearest hotel where I often go, and the front desk asked, "Do you really want a double room?"
I said: "Yeah, I just saw him drunk and brought it here." I wished to point to the sky and say that I was really innocent.Then I turned out his passport and registered it, and I found out that his name is Yu Chen'an, and he came back from England.
As soon as the front desk took out the room card, Yu Chenan took it, opened it, looked at it, and asked the front desk: "Do you have no condoms?"
dry.
I covered his mouth and left, but the front desk said behind me: "There are free ones in the drawer."
Why didn't you say it before, I used to buy it at my own expense.
Throwing him on the bed, I started to ask, I said: "Why did you come back from England to find me, to be 007? It's too politically correct now, James Bond can be played by Chinese."
He was still conscious enough to answer the question, and said, "No, I graduated from a university in the UK, and my mother passed away. It was too boring to be there by myself, so I went back to China."
I couldn't see that he had ever studied. He looked like the second idiot and asked, "Then what school did you go to?"
He said the name of a university.
I’ve heard of that university. It’s okay. There are a few disciplines that are very strong and rank high. Some majors, such as art, are not so good. Read this kind of mixed degree.
Yu Chen'an continued: "I study art."
I knew it.
Yu Chen'an said, "Let's have sex."
It's not that I don't want to, if it were normal, I would have stopped talking nonsense with him long ago.But in all fairness, I saw him take a photo out of his clothes at the bar, looked at me several times before coming over, and obviously found out that I was a gay, this behavior was too spy, I was really worried Implanted on the bed, he will be hacked to death by him.
I walked over and took off his clothes. He was very excited and followed me to take off my clothes. I took out the photo from the inner pocket of the clothes, and it was mine. I said, "Why haven't you thrown away this photo? Can't you remember a face?"
I want to scold Zhao Jia again, this is the photo he secretly took when he went to a marketing account to promote a handsome bartender in the bar, Zhao Jia should give me a share dividend.
"Also," I said, "what era is this, can't you use your phone to identify people?"
He argued: "It's too cold in winter, and the Apple phone is so cold that it loses power and shuts down."
I really can't refute this reason, so I can only say: "You have already returned to China. Although I wear the western clothes on my body, I still have a Chinese heart in my heart. Be more patriotic. Why don't you switch to Huawei in the future."
So we quarreled over whether Huawei is better or Apple better. Before we could argue, Yu Chen'an's face became more and more red, and the dispute turned into a quarrel.
I was taken aback, what happened to the fruit fans, a mobile phone is so excited, I admit that Apple is good.Yu Chenan came over again, it turned out that it was not a disease but a spring.
"Let's go to bed," he said again, "I'm all set, I've just had my last glass of wine, and I've put medicine in it."
"Did you drink it all?" I asked, contemplating taking him to the hospital.
"It was so choking, I only took a sip," he said.
That's good, but the effect of the medicine is not strong, and it's an attack. This torture interrogation is useless. I stood up and said to him: "You can solve it yourself."
Just as I was about to leave, I suddenly remembered that I hadn't asked him for money, so I asked, "Do you use WeChat? Just transfer the money to me?"
"What money?" he asked.
I said, "Drink money, room fee, and gas money, forget it, let me give you a ride."
He actually felt aggrieved and said: "This hotel belongs to your father, why do you still pay for the room, you are blackmailing me."
Damn, this British agent has found out about my family quite clearly.
I retreated back and didn't leave. I slept in another bed and said, "I'm going to sleep. I'll tell you the truth when you wake up tomorrow."
He asked, "Then what should I do?"
"How do I know what to do," I said impatiently, "You don't have hands, you are self-reliant. I'm not a duck, so I'm still responsible for solving your physical problems."
I ignored him and was about to go to sleep, but he ran over and shook me awake again, and I asked him, "What are you doing?"
他 说:
"Why don't you shower or brush your teeth before going to bed?"
Absolutely, I am speechless.
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