mousepad-d2 Chapter 2 Holy Monk Your Squirrel Has Arrived 2
Chapter 2 Holy Monk Your Squirrel Has Arrived 2
The promised holy monk... actually became OOC as soon as he appeared on the stage?
Jiang Zuo: ...What's the situation? ? ?
362 scratching his head: I don't know...
Jiang Zuo:? ? ? ?
...Then what should we do? !
A bold hypothesis gradually took shape in his mind, and the hairs on Jiang Zuo's back stood up: 2, the target...could it be taken away?
362 immediately denied: "There is no such thing as seizing a house. If you think about it, maybe the holy monk just thinks...well... rats are one of the four major pests. harm?
Jiang Zuo: ... What you said makes sense, but why is your tone so uncertain?
Jiang Zuo, who was in a daze with the system, swallowed his saliva: Don't talk about it, he said he would visit again.
Immediately, Jiang Zuo, who changed the target of the attack to the protagonist, decided to run away before making further plans. He held his breath, and carefully moved a few steps to the side. In a panic, he tripped over the paw of his right foot. , the round body rushed forward, drawing a round arc in the air, and when the fat meat ball fell to the ground, it made a thick and muffled sound, stirring up dust all over the place.
With Jiang Zuo's fall, the pine nut tightly held in his arms broke away from his claws and flew straight out, landing not far from the feet of the holy monk.
362: ...emmmmmmm... It's time to trim the toenails.
Jiang Zuo: "..." Toenail felt very wronged.
Jiang Zuo, whose face was numb from the fall, had his limbs wide open, and decided to change his strategy. He lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead to escape the catastrophe. After the holy monk left, he got up and picked up his pine nuts, and then gave the protagonist a shovel as a meeting gift. shit value.
However, the system prompt sounded in his mind, which ruthlessly shattered his perfect plan——
[The host please pay attention to the appearance image]
Jiang Zuo: "..."
He was so frightened by the target's ferocity that he fell to the ground, and the system's first reaction was not to hug and hold him high, but to tell him to pay attention to his appearance.
Jiang Zuo's round body curled up into a small ball on the cold ground: ...I want to tell the whole world about your masturbation.
Lying on the ground and slowing down, Jiang Zuo slowly got up, rubbed his little knee that hurt from the fall, and visually measured the distance between the holy monk and the pine nut. He was sure that as long as he was fast enough, he could catch it at the target Pick up the pine nuts before you reach yourself and escape smoothly.
362: I think you are playing with your life.
Jiang Zuo watched the movement of the holy monk out of the corner of his eye, and at the same time mustered up the courage to take a few steps forward.
Qingchi lowered his eyes, looking at the squirrel that Xiaobu cautiously moved towards him bit by bit.His clear-eyed face was like lotus and snow, and the unlicked spots of scarlet smeared on his light-colored lips, like blood-colored rouge that was inadvertently wiped away, revealing a fascinating and extremely dangerous beauty.His hand was hanging by his side, and the broken blood beads slid down the slender five fingers to the fingertips, condensed into a drop that was about to fall, and slowly fell into the soil at his feet.
Glancing at the pine nut lying pitifully not far away from the corner of his eye, Jiang Zuo gritted his teeth: Don't waste food!
Jiang Zuo's heart fluttered, and he picked up his round belly with all his energy, and ran frantically to the Qingchi not far away, bent down quickly to pick up the pine nuts that fell on the ground, and wiped the pine nuts on it. Huihuhu blew cleanly, hugged her tightly into her arms, and before she could turn her head and run away, she heard the corners of her robe move slightly and rustle.
Qing Chi squatted down, looking down at the squirrel dumpling at his feet condescendingly, the corners of his lips curled up with a trace of bloodthirsty horror and monsters.
Jiang Zuo's legs trembled, and even the strength to lift his feet was taken away. Because of the close proximity, he could faintly smell a clear and delicate fragrance wafting from the holy monk's wide cuffs.
【warn!It is detected that the attackable target [Holy Monk] is too dangerous, please evacuate the scene as soon as possible!Please host to evacuate the scene as soon as possible! 】
Jiang Zuo trembled, knocked on 362: ...how, how to evacuate?
362: [Automatic reply] Hello, I have something to do now, I will contact you later.
Jiang Zuo:! ! !
The little squirrel in front of him was staring at the round eyes, holding the pine nut tightly in his arms with his two little paws, and there were a lot of white pastry crumbs on the stunned ears on his little head.
A smear of blood flashed across the silver eyes, and Qing Chi moved his fingertips slightly, raised his forearm and stretched towards Jiang Zuo.
Seeing the holy monk stretching out his slender five fingers stained with mottled blood, Jiang Zuo's whole body tensed up, and his eyes turned black.
【Ding!It is detected that the target's action is too dangerous, and the "not only don't want to kill it, but even want to keep it in captivity" cheat has been automatically turned on for the host. 】
Jiang Zuo was in a daze: Can't you open a "not only don't want to kill after seeing it, but even want to give 100 shit shovel points" cheat?
362: You think beautifully.
362 paused: Every time the host wants to use cheats, it needs to activate and activate the command. The activation password is "meow", so currently the host can not only meow squirrels, but also meow cats.
Jiang Zuo's eyes widened: I, Jiang Zuo, starved to death!If you jump from here, you won't learn to meow like a cat!
At this time, the holy monk had put his hand on Jiang Zuo's ear, and exerted a little force with his five fingers.
The force on the head struck, and the death of the young mouse flashed in front of his eyes. Jiang Zuo's feet were weak, and he knelt on the ground with a "plop".
Jiang Zuo immediately: "Meow! Meow meow!!!"
362: ...
【Ding!It is detected that the host's desire to survive is too strong, and a random task is released: roll and act like a baby jpg, and the random task is bound to: the holy monk Qingchi.The time limit is 24 hours, and the cheat function will be temporarily closed if the timeout is not completed]
Jiang Zuo:? ? ?What random mission?What's the matter? ? ?
362 flipped through the pamphlet, and gave Jiang Zuo a brief explanation of cheating instructions: In order to maintain the cheating authority, the host needs to complete random tasks that drop from time to time, and the cheating will not be activated until the timeout expires. Only after the next random task is dropped and completed can the cheat be re-enabled...
Jiang Zuo interrupted: ...I'm sorry, my phone is only 99% charged, let's not talk about it, the cheating instructions will be burned on my grave next time.
The squirrel under the palm actually uttered a few milky meows, the murderous intent in Qingchi's eyes faded away, and he stared at the fat round squirrel in front of him lightly, the palm resting on Jiang Zuo's small head slightly Apply force, and press down the two tufts of hair on his head that grow on the two ears.
Jiang Zuo, who walked before the gate of hell, felt weak all over.
The holy monk seemed to be competing with the two tufts of hair on his ears. He stared closely at Jiang Zuo's pointed ears, frowned slightly, and persistently pressed his palms on his ears again and again, the two tufts of hair drooped. After going down, after a while, it regained its momentum and stood up high.
Jiang Zuo raised his chin complacently.
To be honest, the first thing he did after waking up and realizing that he had turned into a little squirrel was to take a picture by the river.
Swollen cheeks, swarthy eyes, brown-red and soft hair, white and soft abdomen, the most eye-catching thing is the two gray hairs on the tips of his ears, standing up high.Seeing himself reflected in the river water, he was simply a cute and innocent chubby little squirrel with a killer hairstyle, Jiang Zuo was almost killed by his cuteness.
362: ...smelly shameless.
Seeing that the atmosphere is good, 362 made a suggestion: ...how about giving a meeting gift... to break the ice...?Maybe you can collect some shit value?
It would be cruel to ask Jiang Zuo, who was already hungry, frightened, and betrayed his dignity after running across half of the bamboo forest, to hand over the pine nuts.
Jiang Zuo stumbled and said: I, I brought the dinner myself... Why, why should I give him this old dog?
362: ...Oh, I knew it.I think it's not the ice that needs to be broken, but your brain.
With such a reminder from 362, Jiang Zuo remembered that what was on top of his head was not a hand, but a sharp sickle, which might be inserted into his fragile skull at any time, stirring up his brain.
Feeling threatened, Jiang Zuo tightly hugged the pine nuts in his arms, rubbed his fluffy cheeks reluctantly, then stood up reluctantly, tiptoed his paws to hold the pine nuts The nuts were neatly placed on the monk's lap.
Jiang Little Squirrel Zuo had a tear on his bulging cheek, as if he felt that his attitude was not clear enough, Jiang Zuo propped his front paws on the ground, and kowtowed reverently: ... I will sacrifice you first Let go of your grave, come to dance again when you have time.
There is silence in the bamboo forest, only the whirring sound of the gradually tightening wind passing through the tall and straight bamboo forest.
Jiang Zuo rubbed his head secretly and found that the target in front of him didn't move at all, so he carefully stretched out a front paw, his legs trembling, and the point of the paw touched the pine tree on Qingchi's spotless cassock. Nut, gently pushed in.
Jiang Zuo secretly raised his eyes for a glance, and saw that Qing Chi was still maintaining his original movements, motionless.
... Can't tell that he is handing in a sacrifice?
Jiang Zuo: "..." Is the holy monk of a country so blind? ...Could it be that there is no paper money?Can I burn it for you when I go back qwq
The target did not move, Jiang Zuo hesitated for a long time, thinking that he would not die with the golden finger protection, so he bravely put the two small front paws on the knee of the holy monk, blinking wetly Eyes, fluffy fluffy tail wagging fawningly behind.
Qing Chi raised his hand again, the round and beautiful fingertips were stained with wet blood, making the hand with well-defined knuckles even more white.
Jiang Zuo's whole body was stiff and his face was obedient, not daring to move.
The hand raised in mid-air paused, then turned around, twisting the pine nuts on his knee instead.
Jiang Zuo breathed a sigh of relief: I'm such a clever little ghost.
The more he thinks about it, the more complacent Jiang Zuo: The holy monk is not as cruel as he imagined... Just pretend to be cute. After all, I am so cute, and I am personally reluctant to do it. There is no need for such a shameful golden finger... …
Qingchi suddenly tightened his five fingers, and the crisp sound of phalanx cracking rang out horribly, which fell in his ears like the sound of kneecaps being cracked and crushed. Jiang Zuo, who was about to stand up, softened his left leg, and knelt back again with a plop. on the ground.
Jiang Zuo immediately said again: "...Meow! Meow meow!!!"
The disgraced Jiang Zuo burst into tears: Just let me break my heart alone in this cold world.
362:"……"
Qing Chi glanced at the tearful Jiang Zuo, and opened his hands calmly.
The pine nuts, which were only the size of a fingernail, were broken into several smaller pieces, and they lay quietly in the palm of the well-marked palm. The pieces were golden in color, and he moved calmly and elegantly, pinching a small piece of pine nuts into his mouth Li, chewing carefully.
The pine nuts melt in the mouth, with a bit of bitterness, followed by a mild milky aftertaste.
Seeing the target eating pine nuts with a serious look, Jiang Zuo's eyes wandered, he looked up at the sky, and then quickly glanced at the expressionless holy monk, his two round eyes looked down at the tip of his nose, pretending to be indifferent Standing up quickly, stepping back step by step with her round body in her arms.
362 didn't react: ... just left?
Jiang Zuo, who survived the catastrophe, was panicked: No, what else?
362: Didn't you just release the random mission [Rolling and acting like a baby jpg]?The random task has been bound to the holy monk, and the overtime golden finger is temporarily gone.
Surviving a catastrophe did not expect this random mission to bind the holy monk so shamelessly, Jiang Zuo squatted down heartbroken, hugged his big soft tail in distress, then curled up his limbs tightly, curled up into a ball, and went to the holy monk. The monk rolled away in the opposite direction.
"..."
362: ... I have a complicated heart, please don't embarrass me, Fat Tiger.
The holy monk with the promised risk of zero turned out to be a perverted old dog. The sharp contrast made people dizzy. Jiang Zuo decided to try his luck with the protagonist.
Qing Chi looked up at the ball of squirrel hair that was rolling further and further away, his open palms were not closed, his thin lips moved slightly, and his voice was cold, "...come here."
Jiang Zuo wrapped up in a ball: ...No, no QAQ
362 gave Jiang Zuo a careful analysis of the pros and cons: If you don't pass now, the random mission will not be completed, what if the protagonist is even more perverted than the holy monk and OOC without the golden finger protection? ...not to mention...they are here...
Jiang Zuo rolled back tearfully holding his tail.
"Come up."
Jiang Zuo got up from the ground and looked at the palm that the holy monk opened towards him. The dark red blood stains on the fingertips of the five fingers had already begun to dry up, and the broken pine cone just now lay in the palm.
Jiang Zuo: I'm not such a casual squirrel, I'll think about giving 200 yuan a red envelope.
362 continued to persuade dryly: All are back...
"..."
Jiang Zuo straightened his body, and his snow-white belly, which was slightly protruding outwards, shrank in. Jiang Zuo carefully moved his little feet, and took a trembling step towards Qingchi's palm while covering his belly. The fluff on his legs Trembling with a very small arc, Jiang Zuo suppressed the fear in his heart, and moved his round body into the open palm of the holy monk bit by bit.
Qing Chi held Jiang Zuo up to his eyes, and saw that his face was sparse and pale, like a pair of Danqing ink painting with the color of water, and the mountains and rivers are boundless.Only the bright red color on his lips was scorching and dazzling, the corners of his lips were slightly raised, and he said softly:
"Meow meow."
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