Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 13 Holy Monk Your Squirrel Has Arrived 13



Chapter 13 Holy Monk Your Squirrel Has Arrived 13

When Luo Qinghe spoke, he kept his face very close. It was probably the first time he had abducted a little squirrel. His ears were red and he looked a little shy. The firelight reflected in his bright eyes, like a docile squirrel big dog.

Jiang Zuo moved his gaze to the right, and saw the clean bird bones gnawed by the protagonist, and they were quietly piled up not far from his sight.

The chubby Jiang Qiuqiu shivered and lowered his head, looked at his belly that was swollen after eating a few piles of melon seeds, and then looked at his limbs that were soft and tasted good, Jiang Zuo tried Threatening with his eyes: ... Don't look at me as cute, I, I tell you... this tm is all muscles, I even interrupted myself a few times when I got angry!

Seeing the little squirrel's eyes widened and his hair suddenly frowned, Luo Qinghe was a little confused.

"...Wow?" He called softly, while reaching out his hand to the little squirrel to smooth his fur.

Seeing that the protagonist finally stretched out his demonic claws frantically towards him, Jiang Zuo took half a step back, took a quick breath of air in a hurry, and imitated the pea shooter to put the melon seeds hidden in his cheeks "Puff puff puff——" A series of spit on the face of the zombie protagonist, and then when the protagonist raised his arms to wipe his face, he grabbed his bulging belly and ran away.

After finally escaping from the bamboo grove, Jiang Zuo fled towards the backyard. Seeing that the windows of a room were not closed properly, he jumped in without hesitation.

The guest room was empty and unoccupied. Panting heavily, Jiang Zuo felt the darkness, climbed onto the bed, and threw his fleshy and fluffy body into the soft pillow.

I haven't slept well these few nights, and every morning the dog forced the holy monk to wake me up so early, I insisted on going to the morning class by myself, and after today's whole day of fear, now I relax, Jiang Zuo feels His whole body was sore, even his cheeks were aching.

Touching his cute, fleshy squirrel face that spun and exploded, Jiang Zuo was worried: 2 Ah, I ate so many melon seeds today, won't I wake up tomorrow and get angry at the corners of my mouth?Will it affect my prosperous and lovely face if I soak for a long time?If I lost my face value, how can I still collect shit value? !

362 mercilessly exposed this shameless fat squirrel Qiuqiu: ... exm, you are so fat and you still think you have good looks? !

Jiang Zuo: "..." You will be banned from now on.

The whole small body was sunk in the soft cloud-like pillow, the comfortable Jiang Zuo turned over, and soon fell asleep lying on his stomach.

Jiang Zuo slept until noon the next day.

After waking up, the little squirrel stretched its waist and yawned when it finally woke up naturally one day.When he opened his mouth, his cheeks still hurt badly, Jiang Zuo stretched out his small paws, and touched his own cheeks, he didn't feel any blisters from getting angry, but his cheeks felt a little swollen.

Jiang Zuo held the fleshy cheeks on both sides with two paws, and said in confusion: 2 Ah, help me see, is my face swollen?

362 Casual: Isn't it always swollen?

Looking straight ahead, 362 was stunned for a while: ...emmmmmmm... It seems that the swelling is a bit asymmetrical today.

Recently, the weather is dry and things are dry, which is easy to get angry. Yesterday, the protagonist forced me to eat so many melon seeds. Today, even my face is swollen.Even if it's swollen, it's only swollen on one side...

Unexpectedly, a squirrel's life can be so difficult, Jiang Zuo burst into tears: ...why, it is so difficult to be a carefree and cute squirrel...?

Fatty squirrel Fat Tuan sat slumped on the table, dirty ash was stained on the snow-white down of its belly, and one side of its already round cheek was swollen and high.At this time, the fluff on the little squirrel's cheeks was still wet with tears and snot, making it look a bit ugly.

362 couldn't help it anymore: ... Please pay attention to the image of the host, the system wants to give a bad review after seeing it.

Jiang Zuo: ... Dog system, you were banned last night, why are you still nagging? !Gradually became murderous jpg

One side of his cheek was swollen and hurt, and the melon seeds he ate last night were all digested after sleeping. Jiang Zuo rubbed his slightly deflated belly, and couldn't help thinking of the snacks in the holy monk's meditation room.

Looking at the sky, Jiang Zuo pinched his claws and calculated, and intuitively felt that the holy monk should be having lunch at this time.

After taking a reassurance for himself, Jiang Shenshuzi Shu An rubbed his hands back to the holy monk's meditation room.

Peeking in through the raised window, I saw several plates of soft and delicious pear cakes on the small coffee table. Those pieces of delicate pear cake are more and more beautiful.

Jiang Zuo sniffed his nose and smelled the faint fragrance of pear blossoms in the air.

He glanced to the left and right of the meditation room, but saw no one, Jiang Zuo was overjoyed, the holy monk was indeed not there!

The drooling squirrel fat ball excitedly kicked its short legs, groaned a few times, and climbed up the window sill, then sat down heavily on the coffee table, and was about to let go of its stomach to eat, when it saw a figure walking away slowly behind the screen come out.

The breeze was blowing, and the corners of the holy monk's robes like fresh snow fluttered gently in the wind. He was tall and tall, with an elegant demeanor, and his brows were sparse and light, as if he was not stained with fireworks in the world, as if he was going to fly away on a crane.

Jiang Zuo's young heart was hurt: ...the holy monk lied to me!The trust between people disappeared in an instant! !

Qing Chi took a few steps forward, and in the blink of an eye, he came to Jiang Zuo. He pinched Jiang Zuo's paw, and asked in a cold voice, "...Where did you go?"

Jiang Zuo raised his head: Confiscated my supper and questioned Lao Tzu with a blunt face?

Squirrel Tuanzi's puffy cheeks became clearer when he raised his chin, and the bulging cheeks were so swollen that it looked like a cheek full of meatballs was stung by a bee , the fluff on his snow-white belly was intertwined and became dirty.

[Holy monk shit value -1]

Jiang Zuo: ... Heh, man.

Jiang Zuo, whose self-esteem was injured, broke away from the holy monk's hand holding his paw, and covered half of his swollen face, then turned around and covered his face tightly on the tail, only showing his face with his back to the holy monk. ass.

Qing Chi fished out the little squirrel with its head covered, grabbed his tail, pulled him closer to him, and stared at Jiang Zuo's swollen half of his face.

"... Gained so much weight in one night?"

Jiang Zuo was angry: ...you!What the hell do you dare to say such things to me? !No matter how fat I am, I can only weigh a hundred! !

362 reminded: Over a hundred is too much! !

A series of bad things that happened recently came to mind, Jiang Zuo Huo Dadi slapped the holy monk's hand that was pulling his tail, and he didn't remember the sharp claws that were retracted, and grabbed a few conspicuous ones on the back of his clean hand. bloodstains.

362 suddenly said: ... um... forgot to remind the host, because the random mission [Sneaking Kiss jpg] has not been completed, the golden finger cannot be used for the time being... um... in short... please take care of yourself.

Jiang Zuo's heart thumped and then he went cold: ... Dog system, do you have this time to remind me that your coffin will help me become a member... All coffins that do not exceed 6 digits are the ones that are worthy of my distinguished status Eliminate it for me.

【Ding!It is detected that the host's depression value is too high, the random task drops: Kiss jpg, the binding object: the holy monk Qingchi, the time limit is 5 hours, and the cheat will not be activated if the timeout is not completed. 】

Jiang Zuo cowardly shrunk into a small ball, laying his round body on the back of the holy monk's hand, while blocking the bloodstains, he gently wiped away the bloodstains with his abdomen, pretending that nothing happened.

Qing Chi grabbed Jiang Zuo by the tail and pulled him off the back of his hand. He turned and went out the door. When he came back, he had a small tube of ointment and a wet handkerchief in his hand.

Qing Chi held the handkerchief, held down the struggling squirrel dumpling with one hand, wiped his dirty body clean, and finally held his little paws, and wiped it lightly with the wet handkerchief.

There was a cool and refreshing feeling coming from his body, Jiang Zuo was a little satisfied: Hmph, you still have a little conscience, I agree to sleep with you tonight, the kind that is just covered with a quilt.

After wiping his body clean, the holy monk lightly twisted a small piece of pear cake. Jiang Zuo, who was happy to be served, opened his mouth and waited to be fed. When the pear cake was delivered to his mouth, he swallowed the crisp pear He went in, and licked off the crumbs on the holy monk's fingertips.

Small pieces of pear flower cakes melt in the mouth and can be swallowed without chewing.

When he ate the last piece of pear cake, Jiang Zuo let out a long belch contentedly, then watched the holy monk's hand give a slight pause, and sent the piece of pear cake to his own mouth, The anxious Squirrel Tuanzi stood up and rushed towards Qingchi without thinking.

Jiang Zuo, who had caught up halfway, took the pear cake from the holy monk's fingertips with a mouthful of "ao", but under the action of inertia, he couldn't stop and continued to rush forward, and the ball hit the holy monk hard. There was a slight "chirp—" on the pale thin lips.

Jiang Zuo: "..."

The air just wanted to be quiet.

【Ding!The random mission [Forced Kiss jpg] is completed!The goldfinger "not only didn't want to kill it, but even wanted to keep it in captivity after seeing it" was successfully activated! 】

Jiang Zuo: ...? ?Strong, strong kiss? ? ?

The author has something to say: Holy Monk: Eat well and go on the road.


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