Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 35 Your Majesty, Are You Stupid? Returning the Product 8

The furious Lin Butler twisted his vicissitude-stricken face slightly, and the dissatisfaction with Jiang Zuo accumulated in his heart reached its peak in an instant.

He and the prince had only left for a short while, and in such a short period of time that this stupid dog was alone in the study, it turned the prince's study upside down and turned it into the messy place it is now. look like.

The precious and exquisite ancient books neatly placed on the mahogany shelf were scattered all over the place, and the four treasures of the study on the table were broken at the moment, and none of them were intact. Lin Butler was so angry that he wanted to rush up and pick up this stupid dog. Throw it out of the palace.

Gu Jinhuai glanced at Jiang Zuo, who was squatting on the ground with his eyes wide open and innocently raising his forelimbs, then raised his eyes and looked around the messy interior of the study for a week, he chuckled, "...if someone breaks into the study, what purpose will What is it?"

Butler Lin was silent, as if thinking of something, his complexion was not very good, and he said anxiously, "My lord means...someone broke into the study... Could it be that they were looking for..."

Gu Jinhuai frowned lightly, walked slowly to the table, he reached out and pressed a certain hidden position, and then gently lifted the vigorous calligraphy on the wall, a small hidden The lattice appeared on the wall, and there was a small white porcelain bottle inside.

Seeing that the porcelain bottle hidden in the hidden compartment was still in good condition, Steward Lin's tense heart relaxed, and he let out a sigh of relief: "It seems that the antidote is still there..."

Seeing that the prince still didn't speak, Steward Lin thought carefully for a while, and murmured, "...There are two dark guards with strong martial arts outside the house guarding the study in the dark, how could someone sneak in without a trace, The study is a mess?"

Thinking about it, Steward Lin summoned the two guards on duty, and asked in a low voice, "After the prince left today, did you see anyone break into the study?"

The two hidden guards bowed their heads respectfully, and said in unison, "My lord, no one trespassed on the study room during this period."

In this way, the culprit is indeed this stupid dog.

Lin Butler looked at Jiang Zuo with a bad expression.

Jiang Zuo's eyes condensed the most sincere and sincere eyes that he could gather after he became Gouha, and he looked back at Butler Lin solemnly: ...you may not believe it when you say it, but I think...um... …I'm probably being targeted.

Although Jiang Zuo tried his best to concentrate his gaze, his narrowed eyes and serious face were still shrouded in the breath of sand sculpture that was almost overflowing.

362 has a little suggestion: Well... it is better for the host not to show any expression, otherwise... emmmmm... It seems not only insincere, but also a bit tempting...

Jiang Zuo selectively filtered out the words of 362, changed the subject and asked about the study: 2, so what happened when I fell asleep just now... It is definitely not the study that was demolished when I was sleepwalking Bar……?To be honest, isn't my dog ​​design weak and honest, it's not scientific to have such a powerful destructive power...

362: "..." Did the host misunderstand himself?

362 suppressed the complaints, thought about it, and replied: Just now when the host was sleeping on the small bed, a man in black sneaked into the host's study, but I don't think his purpose is to find The thing the male lead and the butler said was purely about messing up the study... I called you a few times, but the host was sleeping like a dead pig and didn't hear it at all...

Even if he was wronged, he was dissed into a dead pig by the system, Jiang Zuo held back his sobs: ... Dad wants to throw you away.

Seeing the face of the stupid dog on the ground, Steward Lin, who was already angry, became even more angry, "My lord, if this stupid dog is still kept, then not only the study room, but the entire palace will be demolished by it!"

Jiang Zuo pulled Gu Jinhuai's trouser legs, waving his two fleshy paws in an attempt to defend himself: "Wow, woof, woof, woof, woah, woah, woah——"

Gu Jinhuai: "..."

Pointing claws and scratching claws explained for a long time that the two people in front of me still didn't understand, Jiang Zuo: Gradually losing patience jpg

Jiang Zuo: Forget it, you don’t understand the explanation, as long as you know that Lao Tzu is innocent.

Lin Butler said with a stern face: "My lord, this beast must not be petted, once pampered, it will become lawless... According to my subordinates, it can't be punished..."

The more aggrieved Jiang Zuo thought about it, the more he felt that it was the butler who always liked to speak ill of himself behind the scenes: ... Listen to what you said, are you still a human being to bully an honest dog? !

Gu Jinhuai picked up the listless puppy on the ground, and pinched Jiang Zuo's soft ears, "Then it will be punished...don't eat dinner today."

Jiang Zuo, who was punished for taking the blame for his innocence, bit his paw and refused to cry: pretending that his emotions were not affected at all.jpg

Hearing that he didn't have to eat dinner at night, Jiang Zuo specially ate twice the usual amount at noon, which made his entire stomach swell until his snow-white belly was pressed heavily against the cold table.

Jiang Zuo, who was full of food, felt uncomfortable in his stomach after a while, and he slumped in Gu Jinhuai's arms, screaming pitifully.

When taking a nap in the morning, it was hot and then cold, coupled with the trauma of the mind, and a series of injuries such as eating too much for lunch, Jiang Zuo only felt that the whole dog was dizzy, the cold seemed to be worse, his nose was blocked, and he was sick. Limping his limbs limply, shed tears of unwillingness: ... What is life going to do to my poor dog Ha...

Gu Jinhuai walked to the small pavilion in the middle of the lake with Jiang Zuo, who couldn't move anymore, and after placing him on the stone table, Gu Jinhuai grabbed Jiang Zuo's two short, fleshy forelimbs, and took Jiang Zuo Take a small walk on the stone table to digest food.

Jiang Zuo twisted his body in an attempt to break free: Dog man, take your dirty hands away!

?After earning for a long time, he did not break away from Gu Jinhuai's hand holding his paw, but Lin Steward brought an ancient black pear wood carved wooden box to the pavilion. The mutton fat jade was carved overnight."

Inside the small black pear wooden box with the lid off, there is a piece of mutton fat white jade carved into the shape of a cold plum. The stamens of the flowers have also been finely polished, and even the patterns on the delicately carved petals are clearly visible. The whole flower is worn on a dark red red rope, which is extraordinarily delicate.

Gu Jinhuai picked up the thin red rope, wrapped it around Jiang Zuo's short neck, and tied it gently for him.

The shiny little Hanmei jade was tied around the black and white fluffy neck of the puppy, which looked extraordinarily cute.

Gu Jinhuai raised his eyelids, the light in his black eyes that were like spots of lacquer hinted, and a slight smile floated up. Behind him was the spring in Yishui, Qishuyaohua, fine willows blowing the lake, and all kinds of spring colors set off his radiance. Those slender eyebrows and eyes seemed to be dyed with spring smoke, and there was a tenderness like water in the mole of tears at the corner of the eyes.

Seeing the priceless suet jade ring around the neck of a stupid dog, Steward Lin moved his lips, squinted at his lord's face, and swallowed his full of complaints, but in the end he didn't say a word.

Jiang Zuo patted his hand away ungratefully, he turned his back, facing Gu Jinhuai with his thin back and two buttocks: Go away, don't touch me.

Just after dinner, Shi Shiran, the hostess Jiang Zuo had been looking forward to for a long time, finally came, followed by two personal maids and two nuns who were just sent by His Royal Highness yesterday.

Xu Rongyu specially put on a peach blossom makeup today. She has crescent eyebrows and a peach pink blush under the corners of her eyes. Standing with Gu Jinhuai, she is a perfect match.

After inviting Ann, the mother-in-law joked and said, "My lord, the relationship between the husband and wife starts with some trivial things in daily life... After hearing this, the wangfei specially cooked for the lord today and made a small dish for the lord." Kidney bean cake."

Xu Rongyu took out a plate of kidney bean cake from the food box he was carrying, and said softly, "I listen to Butler Lin, the prince has been drinking medicine all year round, and he can't taste the taste anymore... Today, Shu Qing made a special serving." Kidney bean cake, this cake is soft in texture, melts in the mouth, and has a very good taste, the prince must also like it."

Pieces of kidney bean cake in the plate are as white as clouds, sweet and soft but not greasy, even if you can't eat the taste, the soft taste in the mouth can make people want to chew their tongues.

Gu Jinhuai twisted a piece, and placed it in front of Jiang Zuo who hadn't had dinner on the table.

Jiang Zuo's belly was deflated, his head was drooping in frustration, and he was caught in a tangle between eating or not.

I don't have dinner tonight. If I don't eat, I will starve. If I eat... I don't know if the hostess has poisoned her.

Still caring about his little life, Jiang Zuo clenched his teeth, closed his eyes and tilted his head, paralyzed aside and pretended to be dead as if he didn't see it.

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Jiang Zuo had no turmoil in his heart: Forget it, I'm in a very good mood.

Seeing that Gu Jin was not moving his chopsticks, the scene was a little stiff, the two teaching nuns changed the subject aloud, "The old man took the princess back."

"Don't worry, my lord... Our two nuns have stayed in the palace for so many years, and we must not hide our secrets. We will teach the princess all the secrets in the house that we know. If the lord is free... you can also accompany us. The right is to cultivate the relationship between husband and wife."

Jiang Zuo pricked up his ears, opened his eyes a little, and stared at the figures of several people leaving: Well, I want to sign up to watch jpg

After dinner and a walk to digest food, Gu Jinhuai returned to the dormitory, and saw a teacher who came to ask for a visit, and also sent a few pamphlets.

"...This is His Majesty's will. I hope that the prince can study more in his spare time..."

The teaching mother didn't say much, put down the booklet, got up and left.

There was not a single word on the cover of the booklet. Gu Jinhuai lazily opened it, and saw that two overlapping figures were vividly depicted on the yellowed page. Private parts can also be seen very clearly.

Gu Jinhuai stood up with a "swipe", his face lost all blood, his complexion became pale, and his stomach couldn't help but churn, and the booklet fell to the ground with a "crash" following his violent movements.

With sweat on his face, suppressing the disgust in his throat, he hurriedly left the bedroom with a sullen face.

Jiang Zuo jumped off the table, and when he saw clearly what was painted in the booklet, Jiang Zuo's smile suddenly changed: Hee hee, hee hee hee, my dead heart seems to be alive again.

So when Gu Jinhuai came back with a pale complexion, he found his puppy lying on the bed, his two soft and fleshy forelimbs resting on his chest, and his arched tail flicked happily.

Going closer, I saw the puppy who was obviously in a very happy mood pressing on the booklet sent by the teaching mother just now. with gusto.

Jiang Zuo happily licked his paws: Hee, hee hee, it's wonderful.

Putting aside the book that he had finished reading, Jiang Zuo picked up another book, and opened the first page with his paws.

Opening the picture book, the two intertwined figures above were revealed, and looking down, the identical body structures of the two men in the painting came into view.

With a dark face, Jiang Zuo quickly patted the booklet on the ground: I'll wipe it!What weird stuff got mixed in? !

The booklet fell at Gu Jinhuai's feet, with the eclectic pictures inside the booklet facing upwards, and it was spread wide open.

362: "..." Oh, I'll see how you end up.