Shit shovel officer he always collapses [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 108 2 Young Master, Your Pi Zuo Shipped

Jiang Zuo, who woke up early in the morning and felt the shock of life, wrapped his face in the quilt very depressed, and only a few black hairs curled up sluggishly were exposed outside the bulging quilt.

Shen Yitang tore away the quilt that covered Jiang Zuo's face, Jiang Zuo, who was not pulling the quilt, opened his eyes, and was about to give him a vicious look, but was dazzled by the beauty in front of him, Jiang Zuo, who was getting more and more sad, gave up on himself Turning around, Jiang Zuo said with a mournful back: A dead man is fine to wear glasses... Get out, I'm angry, the kind that can't be coaxed with 200 yuan.

Shen Yitang hugged Jiang Zuo from behind, flicked his bangs that were messily raised on his forehead, and pinned them behind Jiang Zuo's ears. Zuo turned his head and glared, before slowly reminding: "The buffet downstairs has just opened not long ago, there shouldn't be many people going now..."

Jiang Zuo, who almost forgot about it, turned over and sat up from the bed, and pulled Shen Yitang up as well: "Why are you talking now, dog man?! Hurry up, I'll wash you and change your clothes, 3 minutes We will meet later!!" As he said, Jiang Zuo lifted the quilt abruptly, and immediately, the white quilt and the bed sheet were densely covered with fallen leg hairs, which fluttered in all directions as the quilt was lifted.

The weather in the morning was still a bit cold, Jiang Zuo sneezed, and looked at his two legs that were bare and a bit chilly without the cover of leg hair. Jiang Zuo, who lived so sadly: ... Hello everyone, today I am Alps' younger brother, Alps, is humble...

Only a second later, Jiang Zuo, who remembered the buffet downstairs, interrupted his mourning for the still warm leg hair on the quilt, and rushed into the bathroom with a rush of toothpaste and a toothbrush filled with water. His mouthwash cup was placed on the washstand, and Jiang Zuo grabbed the toothbrush and stuffed it into his mouth. He stood by the toilet while brushing his teeth while scratching his back, draining out the liquid stock that had been stored overnight.

Jiang Zuo, who soon finished washing, poked his head out from the door of the toilet: Look at what my dog ​​Dengxi is doing...

Seeing Shen Yitang standing in front of the mirror of the closet, buttoning his jacket slowly, Jiang Zuo nodded in satisfaction.At this time, a few rays of light from the thin sun outside the window fell on the man's slightly casual black hair. Under the embellishment of the light, it gave birth to a moving color of spring and morning dew.

Jiang Zuo paused for a moment, and his eyes shifted to the mobile clothes hanger that suddenly appeared at the corner of the bed, on which a complete set of clothes was hung.

He had already guessed that it was the clothes he had prepared for himself, and Jiang Zuo, who was satisfied with the series of services in the morning, walked to the hanger with a full face, flipped through the clothes hanging on the rack, and saw the clothes on the rack from a distance. It looks glamorous, but when viewed up close, it has a strong atmosphere of Shamat non-mainstream and rural old man.

Looking at the purple crotch trousers, leopard-print tights, Northeast large cotton silk pants, ripped off-the-shoulder pink T-shirts on the shelf, or the bright pink Chinese costumes and long cotton jackets made into dragon robes, Jiang Zuo bit down on them. On the upper lip, holding back the eyes that were about to go blind, he continued to look, and saw a black backless mermaid dress hidden among many ugly men's clothing, and the diamonds dotted on the finely cut and smooth skirt were still shining in the sun Bright and eye-catching.

Jiang Zuo, who suddenly felt that this messy skirt washed his eyes, felt refreshed and liberated from the depths of his soul: ... I almost fell in love with you, you know.

However, Jiang Zuo, who has never been able to wear women's clothing in this life and only wears men's clothing, reluctantly flipped through the next one, and saw a series of black cheongsams with high slits, sexy lace suspender skirts, and a series of Low-cut skirt with shoulders and waist...

Jiang Zuo, who saw through the conspiracy of the dog man, endured the throbbing veins on his forehead: ...Dog man, do you think I will wear women's clothes like this? !

Jiang Zuo rummaged around, and finally found a relatively normal white sweater and light blue jeans at the back. He was about to take off his shirt and put it on, when he saw Shen Yitang looking at himself in the mirror, as if To enjoy the scenery of changing clothes.

Jiang Zuo stopped the movement of his hands, he stared viciously at the man in the glasses sideways, and directly put the white sweater on his sportswear, and Jiang Zuo, who was overwhelmed by his wit, glanced triumphantly Shen Yitang.

The juvenile's soft cheeks look as small as a slap against the big white sweater hat, and there are still drops of water on his face, like a peach that can be squeezed out with a light pinch, and his eyebrows that are wet It was wet and messy, and the action of putting on his clothes rubbed his hair against his forehead willfully and unrulyly, his slightly swollen eyelids were slightly red because he didn't sleep well, and he looked soft and innocent.

Shen Yitang looked down, and saw a few strawberry marks on Jiang Zuo's exposed white neck, but the young man didn't know it, and looked provocative when he raised his eyes.

Shen Yitang was not disappointed when he didn't see the process of Jiang Zuo taking off in vain, and only reminded Jiang Zuo, "Pants."

Jiang Zuo, who was not afraid at all, did the same thing, trying to put the jeans directly on the outside of the wide sports shorts, but when the jeans were pulled up halfway, he encountered an obstacle. Jiang Zuo gritted his teeth and quickly pulled off the pants, and then Stretching his feet into the jeans, he hopped on the spot to lift the jeans up, and then snapped his fingers flexibly to put on the pants.

In order to get more sleep on weekdays without being late for class, Jiang Zuo developed a good habit of being able to put on his clothes in less than three seconds.Putting on his clothes, Jiang Zuo put his feet into the shoes, but he was grabbed unexpectedly, Jiang Zuo staggered and fell into Shen Yitang's arms.

One of the shoes that had just been put on was still under his feet, and the other fell off and fell to the ground. Jiang Zuo straddled Shen Yitang's lap, staring at him with big eyes: "What's the matter?"

Shen Yitang supported the mattress with one hand, and stroked the messy curly hair on the back of Jiang Zuo's head with the other. He lifted his chin slightly, and ordered to Jiang Zuo: "Kiss me." His face was dull, and his tone became more cold when he said this , without the slightest lust on his face.

Jiang Zuo, who doesn't like this at all: "...can you be more mature like me."

He squinted at the clock hanging on the wall. Jiang Zuo, who had never had a buffet in the morning, was worried that he would run out of food if he went late. Seeing that the dog man would not give up until he reached his goal, Jiang Zuo bargained with a mournful face: " ...Then let me kiss you and we go to have breakfast?"

Seeing Shen Yitang's low "um", Jiang Zuo pouted reluctantly, sucked a perfunctory sip on Shen Yitang's mouth, and let out a small "boo--".

"Okay..." Jiang Zuo, who had successfully completed the task, raised his mouth and was about to stand up, but Shen Yitang pressed the back of his head, deepening the kiss.

Jiang Zuo suddenly softened his bones: ...I am really worried.

After the kiss was over, the man's lips that lacked blood due to illness recovered a few gleams of color under this kiss. Jiang Zuo, who was still panting after being kissed, was not at all confused by the beauty in front of him. He opened his bloody mouth angrily, and bit a circle of fresh tooth marks on Shen Yitang's chin.

Only then did Jiang Zuo, who was relieved, put one hand on Shen Yitang's shoulder and climbed up, put his feet into the shoes casually, then grabbed Shen Yitang and rushed out.

In the elevator, Shen Yitang pulled the anxious Jiang Zuo to her front. Jiang Zuo was in a hurry to get dressed just now, and the corner of the clothes at the back waist was entangled in his trousers. Shen Yitang accidentally stuffed Jiang Zuo into his trousers He tore out his clothes, and smoothed out his messy hair on his forehead.He curled his fingers slightly, and the back of his fingers lightly landed on Jiang Zuo's cheek, slowly slid down his soft cheek, and gently rubbed against the side of his neck.

Jiang Zuo patted Shen Yitang's hand away, and said manfully: "Man, don't light the fire casually! My lust is not something you can bear!"

As soon as the elevator door opened, Jiang Zuo ran out enthusiastically.Several staff members stood at the entrance of the buffet, and greeted the two of them neatly.

The buffet restaurant is divided into two parts. There are various Chinese-style breakfasts on the long tables in the outer one, and the western-style ones inside. He took out two plates, handed one to Shen Yitang, and took the plate to pick up a few fried golden spring rolls that looked good.

When Jiang Zuo, who was dazzled by the choice, was happy, Shen Zao who rushed out suddenly jumped on Jiang Zuo's back and hugged Jiang Zuo tightly. He strangled Jiang Zuo's neck and said in a sad and cold voice: Ah! You heartless person...! I waited in your room all night last night and you didn't show up... Call me a big girl with yellow flowers and stay alone in the empty boudoir, so empty and lonely..."

The corners of Shen Zao's eyes, who were half crying, caught the cold eyes of Shen Yitang, who was following Jiang Zuo, and couldn't help his neck getting cold. climbed down.

The crying scene was only halfway through, and Shen Zao, who had to end the scene, suppressed the redness in his eyes, reluctantly let go of Jiang Zuo's hand, stood up straight and followed My second brother said hello, raised his hand, and saw the circle of teeth marks on Shen Yitang's chin, Shen Zao was stunned for a moment, then suppressed his smile: "Second brother, you are here too..."

Looking at Shen Zao's radiant face, it was obvious that he had a good night's sleep last night, Jiang Zuo remembered that during the process of being cheated since returning to the real world, Shen Zao, who is known as his "good buddy", also played a role in fueling the flames. effect.First of all, the driver who took him to Shen Yitang Hospital was obviously Shen Zao's driver. Later, Shen Zao went into the sea to persuade himself to sign a joint lease with Shen Yitang.

I don’t want to know, but I don’t know how much I have been cheated when I think about it this way... Jiang Zuo, who was betrayed by his good brother, felt distorted: Brothers are all stabbed in the ribs, and you are the only one who helped your brother stab me in the ribs ...

Jiang Zuo righteously rejected Shen Zao: "Men with poor physical strength don't come to provoke me...!" Jiang Zuo showed his firm eyes, he looked at Shen Yitang, and complained in a low voice: "Brother Zao tricked me into visiting him last night. Go in the room, I don’t know what kind of bad idea is playing with crispy duck, it has nothing to do with me..."

Shen Zao, a child with many question marks on his head, had a strange expression: Huh?Poor physical strength? ?Crispy duck? ? ?

Seeing Shen Yitang's light and light gaze glanced over, it seemed to weigh a thousand catties on him, and he didn't understand why his good brother Jiang Zuo suddenly wanted to entrap him. I."

Shen Yitang glanced at the wicked Jiang Zuo, then at the person walking towards them not far away, and said to Shen Zao lightly: "In that case...don't go home this month."

"Don't stay at home...?" Shen Zao, who originally thought that there would be a more painful lesson, was stunned for a moment, and then he let out a breath, showing a relieved smile, and even his limbs softened, "Damn, I I thought it was some kind of horrible punishment... that wouldn't be better, I'll just stay at a friend's house..."

As soon as the words fell, Shen Zao felt that a hand was holding his collar, the smile on the corner of Shen Zao's mouth froze, he forced the smile on his face and turned his head, and saw Yan Xiao's black face enlarged In front of him, his stern face was tense, with a short blue beard growing on his chin, making him look a bit haggard.The man's obviously angry eyes narrowed, and his voice was fierce: "Friend? Which friend?"

Shen Zao was so frightened that cold sweat dripped down his back: "...No, listen to my arguments..."

The corners of Shen Zao's eyes twitched wildly, and he winked at Jiang Zuo vigorously, trying to use his eyes to signal his good brother to save him from this terrifying man.

Jiang Zuo, who was very happy watching the movie, said: It's miserable to watch each other.jpg