Volume 6 Phoenix Star
Volume 6 Phoenix Star
The phoenix dances in the nine heavens, picking up the stars and the moon when it falls.
[Let's just leave it at that. ]s: Lu Xiaofeng's legendary fan Lu Lu re-edited version, adding some scenes to the plot, the original text is 33 now increased to 45.The detailed settings have also been modified a lot, and the original female fan from time travel has been changed to Sikong Zhaixing's apprentice Guo Que'er.Guo Que'er also traveled back from decades later, when he was bombed for helping Wuji with a case, and was blown back to decades ago when Sikong and Xiaofeng were young.
Content tags: Rivers and lakes grievances
Search keywords: Protagonist: Lu Xiaofeng, Sikong Zhaixing┃Supporting roles: Huamanlou, Ximen Chuixue, Zhuo Zhonglong, Guo Queer┃Others: Lu Xiaofeng colleagues, Lu Si
☆、Beauty has an appointment -1
There are many rumors in the arena, and there are also many jingles.Here is a jingle based on several places with numbers on the rivers and lakes.
The second door can't owe favors, and the third door can't divination.
You can't enjoy the dance of the five doors, and you can't drink the wine of the nine doors.
The four people can't be offended, and the six people can't be arrested quickly.
There are not many martial arts in Jianghu, if you want to save your life, remember them all.
The two, three, four, five, six, and nine gates are Zhufanzhuang, Sanliuju, Shifei Alley, Wuqilou, Liufanzhuang, and Guanjiu Inn.
Our story this time starts from the Wuqi Tower.
Wuqi Tower is the number one brothel in the world, but the women here are very different from those in other places of fireworks, they all came to this Wuqi Tower by themselves.They are not poor women trapped in the world, but strange women who choose the land of the world as their sustenance.
There are eight palaces in Wuqi Tower, Xiaohan, Dahan, Lichun, Rain, Waking of Insects, Vernal Equinox, Qingming, and Grain Rain.
The eight palaces are divided into 24 rooms according to the 24 hyacinths, with plum blossoms first and neem flowers ending.
The flower head of the 24th room in the Eighth Palace is Tong Yuren, the proprietress of Wuqi Tower. Boss Tong is not only beautiful but also a talented woman.The biggest difference between Wuqi Tower and ordinary brothels is that the prostitutes in other places have to flatter those men and the men choose them, but in Wuqi Tower it is exactly the opposite.Women here can pick a man, pick what they like.Every woman has her own criteria for judging a man, some just want money, some want good looks, some want to be world-class in martial arts, some want you to make her cry and make her laugh, some like alcoholics, some like gamblers.
And the proprietress here is Boss Tong.There is only one requirement for men, and that is literary talent.
If you want to see Boss Tong, you have to solve three of her lantern riddles in a row at the lantern riddles she held. If you solve the fourth one, you can spend as much fun as you like in Wuqi Tower for a month.If you solve the fifth one, then you can stay in this Wuqi building, enjoy the beauties in your arms and the wine in your cup, and enjoy the fairyland on earth.You ask if two people solve it at the same time, will there be a sixth one?
All I can say is that I don't know, and it's unlikely.
It has been five years since the Lantern Riddles Club started, and no one has been able to answer the fifth lantern riddle, so how come the sixth one.There are no more than 20 people who can solve the three lantern riddles in today's martial arts world.There was only one person who solved the fourth lantern riddle, but this person did not want the happiness of that January, but a jar of wine, which is best to drink when spring comes in February.
So after February [-], when the dragon raised its head, when this person took out the jar of wine to drink, one of his friends, a friend who was addicted to alcohol, did not know whether it was luck or his nose just caught up.And when he explained the origin of this jar of wine to this friend, he only got this sentence.
"You exchanged your joy for a month for such a jar of wine?"
Although he couldn't see it, he could be sure that the friend sitting opposite him now had a very stinky face, just like he had robbed his wife who was about to enter the bridal chamber.But he is also wondering if this friend will have a wedding night in the bridal chamber?
Hua Manlou really wanted to see the expression of the person in front of her with her own eyes.
"I changed this wine for you. If you want to drink Jiumen's wine outside of Guanjiu Inn, there are only people from three, four or five families. You, Lu Xiaofeng, have also said that even you can't drink Jiumen's wine."
This dissatisfied friend is naturally Lu Xiaofeng.
"I'd rather you give me the freedom of that month." Although he said so.I didn't forget to take a big sip of wine, and the mellow aroma of the wine spread in my mouth.
"What are you thinking about?" Hua Manlou sensed that Lu Xiaofeng hadn't moved for a while, so he knew that he must be thinking about something.
"I was wondering if you couldn't answer the fifth question on purpose, right? By the way, what does Boss Tong look like?" Compared to his addiction to alcohol, this woman is his lifeblood for Lu Xiaofeng.
"I really can't answer the question. But if you are here, you can definitely answer it. After all, you, Lu Xiaofeng, know women better. As for Boss Tong's jade face, don't forget that I am blind. I can only tell you that her voice is beautiful. "Hua man the corridor, heard that Lu Xiaofeng didn't make a sound and started to drink again, knew that he must be doing it for himself to participate in the lantern riddle meeting and didn't make him angry.
But it's really no wonder that others didn't call him on purpose, but he ran away and disappeared.
"If you want to know that much, why don't you ask the honest monk, Taoist Mu and the others." Hua Manlou also picked up the wine glass on the table and said with a smile.
"The monk and Taoist Mu have gone too!" Lu Xiaofeng shouted.
"Boss Tong's famous post, and Ximen Chuuxue also went." Hua Manlou nodded and added.
"You all answered the three questions correctly, and you all met Boss Tong?" Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly asked upon hearing this.
Hua Manlou nodded again.
"When did you go?" With Lu Xiaofeng's reputation in the world, it is impossible that there is no name card.
"It happened around the Qixi Festival in July last year. It was held on a small island near the East China Sea for ten days. At that time, we also wondered why you, Lu Xiaofeng, didn't come." Naturally, Hua Manlou knew why this Lu Xiaofeng was invited by a beautiful woman. The reason for not going was already known when he met Lu Xiaofeng after returning.It wasn't that Lu Xiaofeng changed his temper, he never saw his invitation card out of [-] out of [-].
Hua Manlou said again: "When we came back, Zen Master Bitter Gourd still cooked for us, but we didn't eat a single bite, but you, a big earthworm, ate all of it."
Although Huamanlou couldn't see it, he clearly remembered the earthy smell on Lu Xiaofeng's body at that time, just like he could clearly hear the sound of a wine glass breaking now.
No wonder that monkey spirit would suddenly come to me for a bet without fear of losing.Also asked me to dig 680 earthworms in ten days. 'Lu Xiaofeng naturally also understood why he didn't get the invitation card, this kind of thing is afraid that he will never forget it in his life.
"You dead monkey spirit, see if I don't peel your skin next time I meet you, and then dig out a thousand earthworms for me."
Hearing Lu Xiaofeng's oath, Hua Manlou chuckled lightly.
"Have I offended you?" Before seeing Zhu Yan, I heard the voice first, and before the words fell, a beautiful shadow flew up to the small building full of flowers.Although Qinggong is a little worse than the two present here, it can be considered extraordinary.The person who came was a young woman, this woman was very beautiful, there was a kind of dustiness between her brows, and there was a little bit of anger.Lu Xiaofeng can be sure that he has never seen this woman before, so he is very puzzled by her questioning.
"We are meeting for the first time, how could you offend me?" Lu Xiaofeng smiled at the woman.
"Since we don't know each other, why are you yelling that you will peel my skin and make me dig up a thousand earthworms?" Looking at Lu Xiaofeng's smiling face, the woman's face became even more angry.
"I was talking about the monkey spirit just now. Could it be that you are that dead monkey spirit." Lu Xiaofeng was startled when he heard this.Then he looked the woman up and down carefully.
No, the dead monkey spirit rarely disguises itself as a woman, and even if it does, it is definitely not such a beautiful woman, but an ugly old woman is possible.It was even more unlikely that he would get angry because of what he said, he would directly scold back, and even dig up earthworms and stuff them into Lu Xiaofeng's mouth.
The woman said: "That's right! My surname is Hou Shanzi and I'm Hou Jing, the owner of Ruixiang House in Dahan Palace in Wuqi Tower."
Hearing what the woman said, Lu Xiaofeng was startled at first, but after understanding it, he just felt a little dumbfounded, it turned out that there was a misunderstanding.Scratching his face in embarrassment.Hua Manlou recognized Hou Jing's voice, it was her who sent the post last year, and opened her mouth to rescue Lu Xiaofeng.
"I don't know what's the matter with Miss Hou?"
"Hi Young Master, my boss is going to hold the Qingming Lantern Festival this year, and I would like to ask you Young Master Hua to show his face." Hearing Hua ManLou's question, Hou Jing changed her tone and respectfully handed over the post.There is a floral fragrance on the post, and there are words in it when it is opened, but it is not written, but engraved.Obviously it was specially made for Huamanlou.
"Hua will definitely attend the appointment as scheduled. Is there anything else Ms. Hou wants to do?" Hua filled the corridor, feeling that Hou Jing hadn't left.He should still be angry with Lu Xiaofeng. "My friend just said something unintentionally, please don't take it wrong, girl."
Hou Jing shook her head and said, "No, I want Mr. Lao to pass on another invitation for me."
Lu Xiaofeng asked first: "Whose?"
Hou Jing stared at Lu Xiaofeng dissatisfied, as if she wanted to stare at him.
Then he turned his head to Hua Manlou and said, "It belongs to Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Daxia. Last year, Lu Daxia was unable to attend, so please come this year."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "You might as well give it to him yourself."
"Here is Hero Lu?" Hou Jing looked around and saw Lu Xiaofeng pointing at herself.
"You, Lu Xiaofeng?" Lu Xiaofeng nodded proudly, looked at Huamanlou suspiciously, and got the same answer.
"So you are Lu Xiaofeng!" Hou Jing circled around Lu Xiaofeng twice, looked up and down carefully, her face full of disappointment. "You are completely different from what I heard. Sure enough, it is better to be famous than to meet. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."
"I'm that kind of person?"
"Bad man!" After Hou Jing cursed, she flew out of the window. "Don't be late for the lantern festival."
"Wait, where's my invitation card?" Lu Xiaofeng called out.
As soon as he finished speaking, a wooden plank flew towards Lu Xiaofeng, obviously aiming at his head.But how could this small wooden plank be difficult for him? Lu Xiaofeng firmly clamped the wooden plank with two fingers.
"This girl is really interesting." Lu Xiaofeng said, holding the wooden board under his nose and sniffing. "Sure enough, girls are careful. I smell like wine and rouge."
As he spoke, he handed the board to Hua Manlou who was on the side.
half a month later
"There are many rains during the Qingming Festival, and the lonely boat on the sea is about to capsize."
The person who recited the poem was lying on three chairs at this time, but in fact, he said that he was lying down, but he had placed a round stool at the head, foot, and waist.On his chest was a full bowl of wine.Needless to say, who else would drink like this besides Lu Xiaofeng.
"It's not auspicious to say that." Hua Manlou was a little dissatisfied with his friend's poems that were so inappropriate while drinking tea.
"It doesn't matter, anyway, it won't really capsize." Lu Xiaofeng said disapprovingly, and the boat bumped a little after he finished speaking.
"What a crow's mouth." Hua Manlou picked up the wine bowl rolled to his feet.The wine in it didn't go into someone's belly, but it was all scattered on the ground.The dishonest person sitting on the stool also fell to the ground with his legs upside down at this time.
"It's not that I haven't turned it over yet. So I'm not a crow's mouth, at most I'm a crow's saliva." Lu Xiaofeng got up from the ground, this time sat down obediently and poured another bowl of wine.
Hua Manlou could only smile helplessly at this.
The two are sitting on the boat now, but it is not a lonely boat, but a luxurious big boat of the Hua family.The destination of the two is to attend the Lantern Festival invited by this beautiful woman at the Wuqi Building on the small island in the East China Sea.
After receiving the post, the two packed up and set off. First they rode a horse for ten days, and now they took a boat for a few days.He, Lu Xiaofeng, was so bored that he was about to go crazy, and he had already finished drinking the wine that Huamanlou brought him. If the boat really capsized now, he would be happier.
"What are you thinking?" Noticing Lu Xiaofeng's calmness, Hua Manlou asked.
"I'm thinking about the name of the Wuqi Building, according to which the invitation was issued." Lu Xiaofeng played with the wine glass in his hand, as if he wanted to see a flower.
"What do you want to do?"
"If it's from poor to good, then I can still accept it."
"Then you may be disappointed. Ximen Chuuxue received it earlier than me last year, and Monk Honest received it earlier than us."
"What? There must be a problem." Lu Xiaofeng said, taking a sip of wine angrily.
"Who made him your nemesis?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiaofeng let out a long sigh, his whole body seemed depressed, and he fell headfirst on the table.
Facing Lu Xiaofeng who finally calmed down, Hua Manlou shook his head and chuckled.Of course he knew why Lu Xiaofeng was angry, if Sikong Zaixing had taken his invitation, he would have thought of using a bet to hold him back from participating.That means that Sikong Zhaixing had already received the invitation card before him, and Lu Xiaofeng should be able to find something better than this world's number one thief who is so unpredictable.
"Huamanlou, haven't you arrived yet?" Lu Xiaofeng asked while lying on the table.
"It's already here, you heard that someone has come to pick it up." Hua Manlou laughed.He has heard the sweet singing of girls from afar.
"Excuse me, is this Jiangnan Huajia, Huamanlou Huagongzi?" The singing stopped, replaced by an equally sweet voice from outside.
The two left the cabin and went to the deck.There is a small boat leaning on the side of the ship, which can accommodate four or five people at most.In charge of the boat is a girl with a sweet face and the owner of that sweet voice.The crew members of the ship gathered on the deck to look at this fairy-like woman.
"Excuse me, is this the Jiangnan Hua family, Mr. Hua Man Lou Hua?" the woman asked again.
"It's next." Hua Manlou replied, and raised his hand as a signal.
"Playboy, your invitation."
"Here." Hua Manlou took out a wooden sign from his sleeve and showed it to the woman.
"Young man, please get on the boat. There are hidden reefs ahead. Your boat can't get through." The woman just glanced at it from a distance and said.
"Ma'am, please wait a moment, let me explain a few words." Hua Manlou went to the captain, telling them to go back and wait here at this time ten days later.
"Hey! This girl." When Hua Manlou confessed, Lu Xiaofeng shouted to the woman lying on the railing of the boat.
"What's the matter with this young man?"
"You came here specially to pick up Huamanlou."
The woman shook her head and replied, "No, I just happened to see Playboy's boat."
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Then can you take one more person on the boat?"
The woman asked strangely: "What? You want to get on the boat too."
Lu Xiaofeng nodded, and said expectantly: "Is it possible?"
The woman replied: "As long as you have an invitation card."
"You mean this." Lu Xiaofeng showed his invitation card to the woman.
"So it's Lu Xiaofeng Lu Daxia, if you're disrespectful, please get on board."
☆、Beauty has an appointment -2
Thick fog made it impossible to see the surrounding environment clearly, but the woman skillfully leaned on the boat and hummed a ditty with her sweet voice.
Lu Xiaofeng saw what the woman thought of, and approached her.
"Girl, what's your name?"
The woman smiled lightly and said, "I am Lan Yi from the orchid house in the Great Cold Palace."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Lan Yi, good name."
Hearing Lu Xiaofeng's praise, Lan Yi smiled even sweeter.
Lu Xiaofeng said again: "Miss Lan, are you picking up people these days?"
Lan Yi smiled and said, "How can I accept it all by myself. But I have always been the one who accepts the invitations."
Hearing what she said, Lu Xiaofeng showed his ruffian-like smile again: "Then, the girl knows who is coming to the island."
"The little girl's memory is pretty good. Daxia Lu wants to know what to say."
Lu Xiaofeng, who was seen through his intentions, felt embarrassed to ask directly.
Huamanlou suppressed a smile and asked for Lu Xiaofeng. "He wants to ask if you have taken over the King of Thieves, Sikong Zhaixing to go to the island."
"The King of Stealing Kings? Sikong Zhaixing? There is no such name in the invitations received." Lan Yi thought for a while and replied.
'strangeness!The dead monkey spirit hasn't come yet, could something happen? Hearing Lan Yi say that, Lu Xiaofeng's smile was completely gone. 'Wait, why should I worry about him. '
Lan Yi also saw what Lu Xiaofeng was worried about and said: "The person Lu Daxia asked may be on another ship. There are more ships coming out to pick up people when the lights are about to light up today."
'yes.There is no need to worry about that monkey spirit, he may have already disguised himself as someone else and went to the island. ' That's what Lu Xiaofeng thought.I saw a small island in the distance, and the thick fog that had been there for a long time also dispersed.
The boat docked, and the three of them disembarked.Another beautiful woman came in front of her, Lan Yi chatted with them, and the woman got on the boat just now and sailed to the distance.
"You two, please come with me. There are drinks and food in the lobby."
The island is beautiful, and the beauty is not only the scenery, but you can see one or two beauties walking towards them every once in a while along the way.
Walking through the lush trails, I finally came to the lobby.Looking up, you can see the three big golden characters of Wuqi Tower, inlaid on the black plaque.For some reason, Lu Xiaofeng looked very uneasy.
"Young man, Daxia Lu and you two will enjoy some drinks here first, and I will arrange a room for you two." Lan Yi led the two of them to a quieter corner and said.
Hua Manlou said: "Miss Lan, please trouble me."
Lan Yi smiled sweetly, and said to Lu Xiaofeng: "The guests are almost gone now. Hero Lu might as well see if he can find your friend."
After speaking, Lan Yi went down, and after a while, a handsome maid came to serve the two of them with food and wine.Lu Xiaofeng grabbed the jug and drank it, but it was a pity that it was just ordinary Nurhong and not the wine of Guanjiu Inn.Hua Manlou picked up the chopsticks, took a bite of the dish, and tasted it.
"This cinnamon crispy ball is still so delicious."
"Really, then I want to try it too." Lu Xiaofeng also picked up the chopsticks, picked up a small golden crispy ball on the plate and was about to put it into his mouth.At this moment, a silver light shot towards him and knocked his chopsticks to the ground.
"This cinnamon crisp ball is specially made for Playboy." A familiar voice came.
"So it's Miss Hou!" Lu Xiaofeng saw that the woman who came over with a snack box was Hou Jing.
Hou Jing smiled and said, "You, Lu, are you really on time? You just arrived just before the lights came on."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course I'm on time, what did you take?"
Hou Jing said, "I want to tell you why."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "I'll know if you don't tell me."
Hou Jing said, "Then tell me."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "You just said that the crispy cinnamon balls are specially prepared for Huamanlou. Then the ones in this box must be prepared for me."
Hou Jing put the box on the table and said with a smile: "You, Lu Xiaoji, are indeed a little clever."
"What's delicious." Opening the food box a little, Lu Xiaofeng immediately smelled the aroma of roasted meat.
"You will definitely like it." He took out a plate of thin shredded meat.
"What kind of dish is this?"
"Daxia Lu will know once you taste it, it's delicious." He said and handed over a pair of chopsticks again.
Lu Xiaofeng picked up one and ate it, it tasted really good after chewing.Then he ate it, not forgetting to pair it with wine.
"This dish is not bad, tell me how to make it, I have nothing to do when I go back and make it for dinner."
"This dish is easy to make, and the ingredients are simple. But it's a bit troublesome to find the ingredients. It took me a long time to find these two dishes on the island. If you were Daxia Lu, you would definitely be able to find a lot of them." Hou Jing said seriously.
"What exactly is this dish?" He took another big bite and filled his mouth.
Hou Jing bent down and watched Lu Xiaofeng say four words one by one.
"Salt and Pepper Dragon"
"Salt and Pepper Dilong?" Lu Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, and the chopsticks in his hand fell out.Because of the man's face, otherwise he would have vomited while running away.
Presumably everyone understands that earthworms are earthworms, and the salt and pepper earthworms are salt and pepper earthworms as the name suggests.
Looking at Lu Xiaofeng's stiff expression, Hou Jing smiled and said: "How about it, does Daxia Lu want another plate? I can't dig a thousand earthworms, but I can dig fifty. I'll bring you a bowl of earthworms." It's good to try the soup."
Lu Xiaofeng hurriedly said: "No need, no need. I can't bear this dish of yours."
"Remember from now on, you can eat things indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately."
"I know." Lu Xiaofeng agreed, wiping his mouth. "But can I ask, who told you to cook this dish?"
"How do you know that I am not going to do this for you?" Hou Jing looked at Lu Xiaofeng in surprise when she heard this question.
Lu Xiaofeng replied: "No matter how ruthless a girl is, it's impossible for a girl to come up with such a disgusting dish. And I'm afraid you didn't dig the ingredients for this dish."
Hou Jing was surprised at first, and then said with a smile: "Lu Xiaofeng is indeed a smart person. I found that I like you a little bit. The dishes are indeed not my idea. Our fourth young master specially asked our kitchen to cook them."
"You four young masters?"
"That's right, our fourth young master said that you like earthworms the most, especially digging them. So you will definitely like to eat them. It seems that you really like them."
"Who is your fourth young master? How did he know that I like digging earthworms?"
Hou Jing looked impatient and said: "The fourth young master is the fourth young master, who is there? How do I know, how can the fourth young master know so much about you. Yesterday when we were discussing the cuisine for all the guests, you Lu Xiaofeng last year I didn’t come and I don’t know what kind of hello you are. When we were worried, the fourth young master said that you, Lu Xiaofeng, love earthworms the most.”
"Miss Hou, you shouldn't make salt and pepper worms for this guy, you should make salt and pepper bugs for him."
"That's right, this kid is a big bug at all."
At this time, a chubby monk and a Taoist priest came over.
Hua Manlou stood up and saluted the two of them, "Honest monk, Master Mu is well."
"Young Master Hua is well." The two also said hello to Hua Manlou, they were undoubtedly the honest monk and Taoist Mu.
When Lu Xiaofeng saw the two, he replied angrily: "Should monks and Taoists also come to this place of fireworks?"
Hearing this, the honest monk laughed and said, "You can come if you have an invitation card."
Taoist Mu also said: "If monks can come, why can't Taoists come?"
"Lu Xiaofeng, so you're here!" At this moment, another person ran up, slapping his head.
"Why do you even have an invitation card?" Lu Xiaofeng shouted looking at this Uncle Guisun who suddenly appeared.
"Why can't I have invitations, I also had invitations last year." Uncle Guisun said proudly, he is now an uncle. "By the way, why didn't you come last year, kid? You didn't have an invitation."
"I, I must pick that up..." Lu Xiaofeng grasped it with his fingers, saw Hou Jing on the side shut up, but added in his heart: "The skin of that dead monkey spirit." '
Seeing Lu Xiaofeng hesitating to speak, blowing his beard and staring angrily, several people couldn't help the joy in their hearts, and all snickered.
"Who else came last year?" Lu Xiaofeng called out.
"Except for you, Jin Jiuling and Sikong Zhaixing, almost all idlers who are a little famous in the Jianghu have come." Mu Taoist said.
' No wonder Jin Jiuling chose to commit the crime in those few days. Everyone came to this lantern festival to have fun, so there was still time to pay attention to him.This dead monkey won't let me participate if he doesn't come by himself. 'Lu Xiaofeng came to this conclusion.
"Lu Xiaofeng, you finally came this year, why didn't you come last year." At this time, another old friend came forward to say hello, the eagle-eyed seventh.
The third time Lu Xiaofeng heard the same question, he couldn't bear it anymore.
"Why didn't anyone ask me when you first came back?"
Hou Jing on the side said slowly: "The rules of the Wuqi Tower, it is not allowed to talk about what happened in the Wuqi Tower outside the island. Let's talk slowly and I will leave first."
Taoist Mu called Hou Jing: "Wait a minute, Miss Hou. Your Fourth Young Master should be here this year."
Hou Jing softly said: "The Taoist chief wants to find the seventh young master. Don't worry, our fourth young master was escorted by the old master early in the morning. How can the fourth young master not come when the seventh young master is here? I will tell him when the seventh young master arrives."
"Thank you Miss Hou."
Seeing Hou Jing's resignation, Lu Xiaofeng looked at Taoist Mu and said strangely: "Just now there is a Fourth Young Master, and now there is a Seventh Young Master. Who are they? Can any of you tell me."
"We don't know who the Fourth Young Master is, and he didn't show up last year. And the Seventh Young Master, I haven't heard of him in Jianghu, but he is indeed a capable man."
Lu Xiaofeng asked: "How can you do it?"
Eagle-eyed old seven said: "The essay talent is comparable to Huamanlou. In terms of chess, he can draw with Mu Taoist. In terms of swordsmanship, he is not inferior to Ximen Chuuxue."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Then he must have something better than you Eagle Eye Seventh."
Eagle-eyed Seventh pointed at Lu Xiaofeng dissatisfied, causing the whole table to burst into laughter.
Lu Xiaofeng asked again: "By the way, whether the seventh young master comes or not has nothing to do with the presence or absence of the fourth young master."
Hua Manlou said: "We don't know, but last year everyone was having fun. However, when the seventh young master heard that the fourth young master would not come, he lost interest. He left soon."
"What are you thinking, kid?" Eagle-eyed Seventh asked as he saw Lu Xiaofeng stroking his beard.
"I always feel that I should know this fourth young master. But I just can't figure out who he is." Lu Xiaofeng said. "By the way, have you ever seen a monkey spirit?"
Mu Daoren said: "Miss Hou just now, we have already met last year."
The honest monk also said: "Lu Xiaofeng, you are too perverted and you missed a woman within a day after you came here. It's so good."
Guisun said: "Your boy really has vision, this Miss Hou is really good, she is one of the three beauties in Wuqi Tower."
But Lu Xiaofeng shouted: "What are you talking about? I'm asking if you have seen the dead monkey spirit Sikong Zhaixing, not about that Hou Jing you just had, Miss Hou. What are the monks and priests thinking about. "
Eagle-eyed Lao Qi stroked his bald head and said, "If that's the case, you Lu Xiaoji's brain is even more problematic. Some women don't think about it, but care about whether Sikong Zhaixing is coming or not."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Of course I'm concerned. If he doesn't come, how can I peel his monkey skin? Did I see him?"
The honest monk said: "You only noticed when you said that. I haven't seen Sikong Zhaixing all this time."
Hawkeye Old Seven said: "Will he not come again this year?"
Hua Manlou said: "Probably not. Last year Sikong was trying to hold back Lu Xiaofeng from letting him come. This year Xiaofeng is already here so he has no reason not to come."
Guisun said: "Could it be that he didn't get the invitation card, or he didn't invite him at all."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "That's even more impossible. Last year he had a way to steal my invitation, which means he must have a way to get it first. Besides, you even invited your uncle Guisun, can you not invite Sikong Zhaixing! "
Guisun said: "Lu Xiaofeng, why do your words get more and more strange the more you hear them?"
Mu Daoren, who was silent for a long time, said: "You found out that there is one person who hasn't come this year."
Guisun said: "It is true that there is still one person missing."
The honest monk said: "The monk didn't find it strange that this person didn't come."
Hawkeye Old Seven said: "Who is not here?"
Hua Manlou said: "The owner of Ximen has not come yet."
"what!"
Huamanlou finished speaking when he heard a scream.
The six people rushed to the door to see it.
☆、Beauty has an appointment -3
What came into their eyes was a man who was soaked all over, but it was obviously not raining outside.It was even a bright sunny day.
The man was dressed in white with a long sword in his hand, and his eyes were sharp. Even though he looked a little embarrassed, he couldn't hide his arrogance.
He seemed to be carrying something on his shoulders, and the twenty or thirty masters in the Wuqi Tower saw this man with solemn expressions.They're wondering who this guy is and what he's here for.Lu Xiaofeng also saw this person, and then he laughed, loudly and presumptuously.Don't think that Lu Xiaofeng is rude. If you knew the identity of this person, you would laugh when you saw him like this.
Then Hua Manlou also laughed, his smile was much more subdued than Lu Xiaofeng's, followed by Taoist Mu, Honest Monk, Eagle Eyed Seventh Brother, and Uncle Guisun all laughed loudly.Obviously, they all recognized the man's identity, but the others looked at the six people and the drenched man strangely.
The man stood in front of the six people, clenched the sword in his hand, and just a look made four of them stop laughing.
After all, they can't afford to mess with this person.Lu Xiaofeng and Hua Manlou were still laughing, the latter also thought it was too rude and covered his mouth with his hands, trying to restrain himself.The former didn't care so much, and even laughed more exaggeratedly, laughing so much that he almost fell to the ground.At this time, he was holding Hua Manlou's shoulder with one hand, so as not to let himself roll on the ground laughing.
I don't know if it was because of the previous scream or because of Lu Xiaofeng's laughter that attracted Lan Yi.
"What happened, hehe." Lan Yi couldn't help covering her mouth and chuckling as soon as she saw the man's appearance. "Master Ximen, please follow me to change clothes."
The man nodded upon hearing that, and then threw the things on his shoulders to Lu Xiaofeng.Lu Xiaofeng froze for a moment after receiving it.
"What's wrong? What are you hugging?" Hou Jing also rushed over.As soon as Lu Xiaofeng saw her, he threw the unknown object in his arms to her and ran away quickly.
"It seems that I'm really a crow's mouth." Lu Xiaofeng who came with him still couldn't help laughing.
"It's enough to just smile." Mu Tao said humanely.
"How can I do that, it's rare to see Ximen Chuuxue in a panic in a hundred years." Lu Xiaofeng said.
"What kind of friend are you? You're still taking pleasure in other people's misfortunes here." Hawkeye Old Seven said.
"Dare you say, is there anyone who has never wanted to see Ximen Chuuxue making a fool of himself?"
The other four didn't speak, Lu Xiaofeng was right, not only because they were afraid that there would be no one in the Jianghu who would not want to see the sword god make a fool of himself.I don't know if it's good or bad for them to see it today, but they will never forget it in their lifetime.
"What are you laughing at, Huamanlou? You can't see it."
"I can't see it, I'm just laughing at Lu Xiaofeng's crow's mouth."
"Why is this kid talking like a crow." Uncle Guisun was puzzled.
"When we came by boat in the morning, Lu Xiaofeng recited a poem, unexpectedly it has come true to Master Ximen."
"What poem?"
"It's raining heavily during the Qingming Festival, and the lonely boat on the sea is about to capsize." Lu Xiaofeng said to himself.
The others froze for a moment, then laughed again.
"You're such a crow's mouth, you might as well change your name to Lu Crow." Hawkeye Old Seven said.
"It's not Daxia Lu's fault." A very sweet voice came. "The weather here is like this when it comes to this season. The first moment is still clear, and the next moment there are strong winds and waves. It is common for boats to capsize."
"Miss Lan." Everyone looked at Lan Yi who came in with her clothes in her arms.
"Where is the owner of Ximen?"
"Simon is still washing in the back."
"I have asked all over the sisters and only found this gray dress. The new clothes will not be ready until tomorrow morning. I wonder if Master Ximen can do it?" Lan Yi said, handing the clothes to Lu Xiaofeng.
"It should be fine." Lu Xiaofeng took the clothes and went to the back room, knocking on the door. "Ximen's clothes, if you only have gray ones, you can make up for it first."
"There really isn't anything white." Lu Xiaofeng ran back and asked.He still couldn't imagine Ximen Chuuxue wearing anything other than white. "You can't ask your Fourth Young Master or Seventh Young Master."
"The gray clothes belong to the Seventh Young Master. The figure of our Fourth Young Master is too different from that of Master Ximen, so the clothes might not fit well," Lan Yi said.
"let it go."
"Miss Lan, is our room arranged?" Hawkeye Old Seven asked.
"It's ready. Daxia Lu, Mr. Hua, the master of Ximen will live in this willow flower room. The others will live in the tung flower room next door. Please come with me."
"Then let's go there first, see you in the lobby later." Mu Taoist said.
Several people followed Lan Yi and filed out.
Ximen Chuuxue came out from the back hall.The same black sheath sword, the same iceberg face.It's just that the white clothes in the past have been replaced by gray clothes.
"If you laugh again, you will never want to laugh again in your life." Before Lu Xiaofeng could make another expression, Ximen Chuuxue said coldly.
"I don't laugh, so let me ask you, how on earth did you do this." Lu Xiaofeng put on a serious face, taking Ximen Chuuxue's ability as real
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