Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Chapter 1 Chapter 1
Lanterns and festoons were decorated in the west courtyard, and half the sky was lit up with Chinese characters for happiness, the suona and pipa never stopped, and the actors babbled and sang from white to black.The second young master of the Zhang family got drunk and was helped back to his room by the servant girl. How could he not be happy on his big day today?happy!The second son sniffed and joked close to the maidservant's temple, his hot breath hit the maidservant's little face, and the little maid was so ashamed that she burrowed into her arms.
After arguing, they arrived at the dormitory. The second son deliberately raised his voice and laughed and pulled the maid into the room. After a long while, no one came out, feeling bored.He simply dragged the little girl and lifted the curtain to enter the door, but when he entered the room, he saw his new daughter-in-law with her veil lifted, her hair disheveled, reclining at a small table, sipping a drink, her waist flirtatious, her forearm like a white jade lotus root showing most of her body It is clean without adding any gold and silver jewelry.The new daughter-in-law turned her head and smiled narrowly when she heard the sound, her plain face was not even bright, and she was even more attractive than ordinary women because of the blush added by the wine.
The newcomer said with a charming smile: "Go ahead, if the second master likes tricks, it's okay to keep it, I'm afraid it will be heard in your father's ears and he will praise you for being knowledgeable."
The young master of the Zhang family wanted to send Meng Jialang, who was also a man, for committing seven crimes because he was unbearable to be humiliated, but he didn't expect Meng Fu to make a fuss, so he had to send the maid out, and closed the door to sit in front of him.
The second young master raised his glass and said with a smile: "Madam is so wonderful, it's the husband's lack of thoughtfulness that pays Madam a cup."
Meng Fu raised his glass to the lips of the second young master and said, "First glass of wine, I respect you."
The second young master smiled and held the white jade cup between his lips, and looked at Meng Fu with his eyes, thinking that he was just a flamboyant cat with a strong appearance, and then saw the slender green onion root holding the cup, which was delicate and porcelain white, so he casually covered it with his hand and played with it.
Meng Fu sneered and threw his broken jade cup, "You shameless bastard who drank yellow soup, why did the Zhang family produce a rotten belly like you. My Meng family has really fallen, and I want to marry your family! It’s okay to join hands and send me to your cold cave like a package, but you still have no eyesight.”
After finishing speaking, without looking at the young master's expression, he tore off the big red wedding cannon to reveal the half-old regular clothes inside, and then said: "When I rescued your father, you didn't know where you messed up. When the old man sees me, I have to be polite and call him young master." , It's a pity that you didn't catch him at all with his shrewdness. Zhang Yu, I'll tell you what to say here today. There must be a big thank you, if you are not honest and dare to dirty the face of my Meng family outside, you will be fine." Meng Fu suddenly inserted a small dagger, "Don't say good things twice, just remember. "
Zhang Yu was so frightened that he didn't slow down for a long time, the dagger peak flashed a cold light on his face, which made people tremble.Desperately followed Meng Fu to bed and rested, one bed was divided between Chu and Han, and two stacks of mandarin ducks had their own concerns.
In the middle of the night, Zhang Yu woke up in a dream, and most of the alcohol had faded away. The more he thought about it, the more aggrieved he became. Others married in pairs in the mandarin duck tent and were shameless when they were turned into red waves. He was scolded by an unknown man and wife who yelled and slammed the table and smashed the bench.
Zhang Yu felt aggrieved, and got angry, secretly said: I don't care if you are a man or a monster. You are so rich and expensive abroad that you have to listen to my Zhang family's men. Today, you look up and see the joy. Can you still get along?
Zhang Yu turned over to hold down the people around him, but it's a pity that he was used to being in a pile of fat and powder, and he didn't know how to act when he faced a clean and white porcelain-like person. Knowing that the person under him hooked himself with his long legs.
"What's wrong? Second master Zhang, who is a dignified man of culture and martial arts, even has to be beaten up for sex? Or are we just a soft tofu?" Meng Fu opened his eyes and joked. People can detect the slightest disturbance, not to mention that Zhang Yu is not asleep, and Zhang Yu's breathing is heavy, so he can judge where his head is tilted.Just now I wanted to tease him, who knows that procrastination is boring.
"Just try it and you'll know." Zhang Yu was so angry that he buried his head and sweated hard to untie his clothes belt, but the clothes belt that usually came out easily was entangled in one place like two snakes.
Meng Fu put his arms on his pillow and smiled: "Second master is really good at crafting. If this is a yellow-flowered girl who goes to bed, the children should go to school."
Zhang Yu said in embarrassment: "Fix it yourself!"
Meng Fu is used to being arrogant and domineering. He deserves it if he calls people dead, but if others speak up, it is a first-class death penalty.With a sneer:
"You are a sympathetic master. That's right. The second master has seen more beautiful women than stars. How can a vulgar thing like me catch your eyes. Brother knows that you are angry and unwilling, so he ignores you. You still come to the Heat. On weekdays, it is also heard that although the second son of the Zhang family is incompetent in civil and military affairs, which widow can still sigh that there is a person between his legs that is more clever than a brain. Now it seems that only I'm afraid that the second son will spend a lot of money buying someone to sing the song."
Zhang Yu's face turns pale and turns red and wants to do something forcibly, but he is turned over and pinned down, unable to move.
"Second master can't do it, just ask me, Meng, to do it for you... Heh, what are you in a hurry for? Don't think grandpa will make you happy. I just said that it's best for you and me to live in peace. I'll take your skin off and hang it on your little wife's bedside so that you two can watch each other every night."
Even though Zhang Yu was a softie, after being told like this, he felt that he couldn't hold back his face, so he got up and slapped him, but Meng Fu caught him straight, and Meng Fu firmly held his hand and said:
"Useless stuff! I think your heart is covered with lard, and your head is soaked in yellow soup. You can get a shape even if you mix it with mud. You are so good. You can't paste the wall with water. If you grow a handle, you think you can fuck it. The ground is a man, but it turned out to be made of paper made of wax. Others light a fire to make it flourish, but you can burn it with just a little spark." After finishing speaking, he shoved Zhang Erye away, pulled the quilt and turned over to face him. wall.
Zhang Yu was furious, but he didn't dare to make a big disturbance to the old man, so he tore up his half-opened clothes, got up and went to the study.
When the night guard maid saw the second master coming out, she posted it up and praised the second master for being so brave and still able to find them when he came out for so long. Who knew that the flattering caught the horse's hoof, the second master tightened his clothes, and said "Get out."
Zhang Erye, who has been ignorant for many years, lived in the study on his wedding night. It is gratifying and congratulatory.
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