when brothers become gay

Chapter 1】

The autumn is crisp and sunny, and the bright mutton hot pot restaurant is filled with charming food aromas. Just as I was sweating profusely from eating, I suddenly heard an unexpected sentence——

"Listen to me, I'm gay."

"..." I didn't react at all, what stuff?

I raised my head and looked at Lei Yan who was sitting opposite, I saw him staring straight at the boiling hot pot in front of him, he didn't move his chopsticks much, maybe I was too full and had auditory hallucinations just now?

Hehehe, auditory hallucinations, never mind, the mutton hot pot here is really exciting, fragrant, tender and spicy.

I buried my head in my bowl again, picked up a huge piece of mutton, and was about to put it in my mouth. Lei Yan, who is so thin that it is rare, treats guests. If I don’t eat enough, how can I be worthy of my stomach that was dying by the school cafeteria?

"It's not a joke, I'm really gay."

This time I heard it clearly, and raised my head again, my eyes were staring at Lei Yan's handsome face with huge eyes filled with suspicion.

"GAY."

While talking about such a terrible thing, this kid actually spoke calmly, with a look of course on his face, as if he was saying that the sun rises from the east.

"...What date is it today?"

"Don't think about it, today is Singles' Day on November [-]th, it's far away from April Fool's Day." Lei Yan put on an honest face and added: "Also, when I invited you to dinner, when did I say Ever lie?"

That's true, this kid has been careful with his budget since he was a child, and he would never be generous enough to treat me to something as luxurious as mutton hot pot, so this time... that is to say...

isn't it? !

My hand trembled, and the chopsticks on my right hand dropped onto the table with a huge piece of mutton. My left elbow also hit the water glass at the corner of the table, and fell to the ground and broke into pieces.

"What do you say you are?" I stood up abruptly, with too much movement, and only heard a "pound", and the chair behind me fell down.

"G, A, Y, GAY, translated into Chinese means..."

"I understand English!"

Lei Yan shrugged his shoulders like a foreigner, then picked up a piece of meat from the pot and threw it into his mouth, muttering inarticulately while chewing: "If you know English, let me say it so many times."

"Go to hell! Do you know what nonsense you are talking about?" I almost yelled at this sentence.

"Do you want me to repeat it? OK, it's okay, I'm G, A,..." His attitude, as if he was teaching English letters to kindergarten children, made people want to hit the wall with anger.

"Shut up!" I was so pissed off.

I'm still a college student, no matter how stupid I am, I still know what this word means, but in a medium-sized city like Wuhan, has gay become popular enough to become a topic of conversation at the dinner table?

"Boss, this is a public place, do you know that you are actually the one who wants to shut up?" He said while looking around with ulterior motives.

The diners at the surrounding tables all stared at this side with their mouths wide enough to stuff an egg.

I bent down, lifted the chair and sat down.Then he coughed twice and signaled to the people around him: What are you looking at!What should I do?

I don't know when there is also a person who looks like a manager standing behind him, and some people will believe that Baogong is reborn with a dark face.

She forced out a smile that was uglier than crying and said: "Sir, the tableware in this shop is made of high-quality celadon, and damages will be compensated at double the original price."

To hell with you, would you use fine celadon to hold boiled water?

Before I could react, Lei Yan smiled, and said slowly: "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'll add it to the bill later, okay?"

Seeing his face smiling into a flower, I had a very ominous premonition.Look at the manager again, as expected...

I saw that she was so fascinated that she couldn't find her in the morning.

Lei Yan saw that the effect had come out, the thief slyly gave me a laugh, then stared straight at him and repeated: "Are you okay?"

It took a long time for the eldest sister to pull Hun'er back, her face was as red as the end of a monkey's back, and she swayed and said: "Okay, okay." When she turned to leave and saw me, her expression changed 180 degrees, and she returned to Bao Gong's face. She could hear a disdainful "hum" coming out of her nasal cavity.

How dare you hum me?Hey, hey, hey, you have to know that the people in front of you are human beings, why is it like seeing mice and cockroaches?Is there a little human love?

Besides, I am a married young man with good senses (with glasses), tall (170 cm), a house (dormitory), a car (bike), and a regular job (student)!

On this side, Lei Yan couldn't hold back his laughter for a long time: "As expected... As expected... I still have boundless charm!"

It's okay, I will bear it. "So you came here and told me that you were gay, so you're crazy, right?"

"No, I'm serious. But no matter what, my charm for women cannot stop my charm for men. It's true, I'm serious..."

Are you serious about exaggerating?Okay, it's okay, I will bear it.

five……

"My brother has been here for so many years, think about it, have I ever lied to you?"

Four……

"Also, we have known each other for so long, have you never discovered my charm? Even if you haven't, you should know me better. I'm so sorry..."

three……

"Look, look, I'm looking at you with such sincerity, I definitely didn't tell you on a whim, you have to believe me..." He actually put on a pure and flawless expression to bring his old face together come over.

two……

"Juan, Juan, brother, brother." The deliberately pretentious tone can make me spit out the breakfast of the day before yesterday.

one……

The countdown is over, brat, you brought it on.

I landed a left uppercut and passed.

I think Cheng Juan spent most of my life with this kid, and finally told me that he likes men, God, I have been innocent for most of my life, should I or not?

No matter when I think about it, my acquaintance with this kid is definitely a karmic relationship.

If I imitate a rotten dialogue in "A Chinese Journey to the West", I should say this: "If God gives me another chance, I will definitely tell him, get out!"

Then I will give you a straight punch that I have practiced hard for a long time, until his seven orifices bleed, his head is full of flowers, and his teeth are all over his head, until he knows why the flowers are so red.

Thinking back to more than ten years ago, when I was in the top class of kindergarten, if it wasn't for his mother's face and my mother's stick, I wouldn't bother to make fun of him.

At that time, I was very beautiful: bald head, thick eyebrows, big eyes, good looks, straight body, able to juggle with knives, guns and sticks, and even plucked the feathers from our feather duster, performing superb stick skills all day long-- You also know that "Journey to the West" was popular at that time. In short, the classic pose of Monkey King on TV was my plenary meeting. So, there were a lot of little kids hanging around all day long, and they respectfully called me Brother Monkey.

Hmm... It seems a bit far-fetched, I haven't been a big brother for many years.

Another famous figure is Lei Yan's mother.How beautiful is she... Basically, as soon as she appears, it will cause a commotion in the whole kindergarten.Seeing her, a large number of children left their mothers alone and wanted to jump into her arms. Those fathers who occasionally picked up their children from school looked straight at her, rubbing their hands one by one and approached her. .

So there is no doubt that Lei Yan's mother is a beautiful woman.

About who Lei Yan's mother looks like, almost all the little kids in the kindergarten held a large-scale discussion, matching her with the most beautiful person in their minds.

This is a bit like a kindergarten-wide voting for Super Girls. After some selection and multiple re-elections, a group of people almost fought, and the final result was concentrated on four people——

Chang'e in "Journey to the West", Xiaopei in "Flower Fairy", Rong'er in "Legend of the Condor Heroes", and the vixen in "Fengshen Bang" (this is ridiculously bad, some people who insist on this point of view become the worst in the garden. Boilerplate without taste).

Later, "Shooting the Condors" became more and more popular, and Huang Rong basically became the idol and dream lover in the hearts of all Chinese people, so in the end, as soon as Lei Yan's mother appeared, someone would go around loudly like a FANSCLUB member: Rong Er Auntie is here.

Until now, I still remember the scene when Aunt Rong'er, ah no, Lei Yan's mother appeared in front of me for the first time.

It was summer at that time, and when everyone was eating snacks, the kindergarten, which was calm and frozen like stagnant water, suddenly became commotion. Several people with sharp eyes and the longest eyes advertised everywhere: a sister like a princess has come, right here In the principal's office.

"That sister is so beautiful, she looks like a flower fairy."

"No, no, she looks like Rong'er, the one on TV."

"It's so beautiful. Her dress is like my doll's."

"..."

Like the storyteller under the flyover, these few people describe themselves in a hype.As a result, everyone was incited and ran to the door of the director's office in unison.

How boring!What about the beautiful sister?I thought nonchalantly, is it necessary to make it so grand?

It's a pity that, except for me, all the children in the kindergarten ran away, and I was the only one standing in place in the entire activity area.

No... There is also a little chubby guy, he huddled beside the slide and lowered his head, his shoulders twitched, as if crying.

All the judges guessed right, this little chubby is the evil Lei Yan in the future.At that time, I didn't know that the world would be difficult and dangerous in the future, so I ran over to talk to him.

"Hey, you, what's the matter?"

The little chubby looked up at me, with tears and snot still on his face, and he said sobbingly: "Mom said that I want to go to kindergarten... I don't want it, I want to follow my mother..." I haven't said anything yet. Finished, sobbing again.

Don't cry endlessly, I shouted angrily: "You are a man, don't cry. You are not a one or two-year-old child, don't always be mother, mother."

"But... but I'm here... I don't know anyone."

"Okay, okay, now you know me, and I know you too, don't cry."

The little fat pier stopped sobbing, and asked in a murmur, "Then, can you be friends with me?"

"Yes, yes, salute and shake hands, you are my good friend. Hey, quickly wipe your snot, it has fallen on your clothes."

A sister in a white dress walked over gracefully. Judging from the crowd of people behind her, she was what they called a flower fairy and a beautiful sister like Rong'er.

When I was still wondering whether it was Hua Xianzi or Rong'er who was more beautiful, the little fat man next to me flew over and hugged her, and shouted: "Mom."

The group of people behind her all gave a "huh" in amazement.

The meaning of that sound is very profound, and the general idea is: Hey, sister Tianxian actually has such a chubby son, what a pity...

Lei Yan's mother knelt down in front of me, smiled and said, "Little friend, are you playing with Yan Yan?"

Wow! So beautiful!Looking back now, my feeling at that time was actually the so-called shock of being a heavenly man. I only regret that I was young and ignorant at that time, and I couldn't whisper a sentence "there are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent".

My face blushed like a big apple, and I replied hesitatingly: "Yes...Hello, sister."

Unexpectedly, the fairy sister stretched out her hand to pinch my face, and praised: "Yes, you are so good. But..." She took out a piece of milk candy from her skirt pocket, smiled and said, "However, you should Call me auntie. Oh, auntie will give you candy."

I took the candy under envious eyes, and felt more honored than being praised by the kindergarten aunt.

"Kid, what's your name?"

"My name is Cheng Juan."

"Hey, Juanjuan, in the kindergarten, you have to help me take care of Yanyan."

Before I could hear what she said, I immediately agreed, and then I responded: What?Zhao, Gu, Yan, Yan?

Lei Yan's mother pulled him to me gently but swiftly and said, "Yanyan, I want to be good friends with this brother Juanjuan."

The celestial Lei Yan's mother looked at me sincerely, which made me embarrassed to say no, not to mention that I was still holding the milk candy she gave me.

Little Fatty, no, that kid Lei Yan called out childishly: "Brother Juanjuan."

This is the beginning of Nie Yuan, and it is from this day that I officially have this shameful title.

Brother Juanjuan... Hey, goosebumps fell all over the floor.

My next kindergarten life will not look good at all.

why?

For example, if Yang Guo was followed by a short and fat man who loved to cry all day long, and he had to take care of this fat man with tears and snot all the time, would you still think he was handsome and handsome?

In the same way, it can be proved that Lei Yan's little tail is haunting me all day long, how can I still be as beautiful as before!

Yes, from the first day I met him, I was doomed to be in bad luck--

"Brother Juanjuan, wait for me."

"Brother Juanjuan, Da Liang and the others bullied me."

"Brother Juanjuan, the little handkerchief I used to wipe my nose is missing..."

"Brother Juanjuan..."

Brother Juanjuan, brother Juanjuan, brother Juanjuan, brother Juanjuan... A bunch of flies are buzzing in my ears, buzzing, it's just a nightmare!

At that time, I had just started watching various martial arts movies and was influenced by heroism, so I fully knew that my name was not like a hero at all.

Finally I couldn't take it anymore, and roared angrily at him: "Little Fatty, don't call me that again in the future!"

Lei Yan, who was still sobbing and reporting to me that he was being bullied by so-and-so, had never seen me in such a posture, he was taken aback, and forgot to wipe the snot hanging under his nose.

Seeing that the situation is good, I took advantage of the victory and pursued: "Call me Brother Monkey, do you know? Also, don't always follow my ass around! Otherwise, watch me beat you."

Lei Yan didn't make a sound for a long time, I thought to myself, finally, finally the world is quiet.However, the silence did not last for half a minute...

...

"Wow, wow--Brother Juanjuan bullied me, woo..."

Seeing him crying louder and louder, I panicked, because I saw strange looks from the aunts not far away.

What's more frightening is that I seem to see my mother's raised feather duster through their eyes. You know, bullying children is something she has repeatedly prohibited. In Aunt Lei's ears, then...don't!

"Yanyan, don't cry."

"Ugh..."

"Don't cry, baby, don't cry, don't cry."

"Wow... bully... bully me..."

"Hey, don't cry, don't cry, I beg you, don't cry."

No matter how much I begged, he turned his back to me and cried more and more vigorously, with snot dripping onto the hygiene bib on his chest.Seeing that the aunt who was leading a lot of people to play eagle and chicken on the side just now came towards this side, getting closer and closer.

Going all out, I resorted to my trick——

Qiang Qiang, I took a bag of sun rice crackers and waved it around in front of his eyes.

"Yan Yan, good boy, this is for you. Don't cry."

It worked.He stopped sobbing, unambiguously took the sun rice in my hand, and put it into his mouth in large quantities.

Ah, finally the world is at peace.But... my rice crust!This is a bag that my mother and I have been soaking for a long time, and finally got a pack. I wanted to save it and eat it slowly, but...

I watched helplessly, my eyeballs could pop out of their sockets.

"Brother Juanjuan, you can eat too." Lei Yan brought the bag to me, and at this moment became obedient, as if that little devil who cried so loudly never existed.

At least you have some humanity.

Seeing that the dispute was resolved peacefully, the aunt who was going to come to mediate turned around and went back, still saying something in her mouth: It is better to be a child's world, and it is wonderful to be reconciled immediately after the quarrel.

Hey, why do you act like you are expressing your feelings, and say what is good or bad? I have made a great sacrifice!

Things like this happened one after another, which led me to become an out-and-out fatalist at a young age: besides lamenting the misery of fate, I still lament the misery of fate all day long.

Then there is regret, regret for going to talk to Lei Yan, regret for coveting beauty back then, and even more regret for coveting Lei Yan's mother's milk candy.

More tragic things were yet to come. Not long after, Lei Yan's mother brought Lei Yan to move into our house next door. Lei Yan's criminal hands reached out to our house, and it didn't take long for my mother to be taken down in one fell swoop.

It didn't take long for my mother to talk about the same thing--look at how obedient Yanyan next door is, she is neither crazy nor noisy, and she listens to her mother. She is three months younger than you and can already recite [-] Tang poems ...

The key point is that she said that in front of Lei Yan.

Having said that, she would pull Lei Yan to her front, and said very lovingly: "Yanyan, come, recite a poem for brother, let him study."

As if in collusion, Lei Yan was not ambiguous at all at this time, he blinked his watery eyes, and began to recite.

It's okay for him to recite other things, but he just made up some sensational jokes like "Wandering Ziyin".

"Mother's thread is in the hand, and the wanderer's body is on the clothes. Before leaving, there are dense seams, and I'm afraid to return late. Whoever speaks an inch of grass will report San Chunhui."

He shook his head and recited the words in a straight line, and my mother was so moved that tears filled her eyes, "You know what filial piety is at a young age, and you are promising."

At the same time, he rolled his eyes at me, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious: learn from others.

After that, she will take out the best candy from home and stuff it into Lei Yan's hand, which is what I have to ask for many times before she is willing to buy it for me.

The grievance in my heart, which of the two of us is your own?

So in the kindergarten, Lei Yan would also chew the benefits from my mother, and warned me "sincerely and earnestly", "Brother Juanjuan, don't be so naughty, you have to be good, and don't go crazy outside all day long."

"You still say I'm not good, who helped you fight with Xiaopang last time? Big Tiger snatched your Salted Egg Superman, who snatched it back for you?"

I looked at the rapidly decreasing amount of caramel in his hand, and the more I looked at it, the more distressed I became, and the sadder I became.

"You've been crazy all day long, that's why you got a bag on your head." As he spoke, he stretched out his chubby hand to press the broken skin on my head, "Does it still hurt? "

I was so annoyed, it hurt so much——I couldn’t bear it anymore, and I yelled: "Don't eat so hard, save some of those milk candy for me."

Two years later, Lei Yan and I entered the same class in the same elementary school.

Anyone who has experienced it knows that when the old men and women in the neighborhood get together to play mahjong, there will always be a topic of who is the child of so-and-so, who is the first in the exam, who is the child who is repeated, and who is the child. I went to some famous university...

That discussion is a hot topic, just like now several people get together to discuss which celebrity has an illegitimate child, which director is getting divorced, which two celebrities were secretly photographed dating in Tokyo, and so on.

Therefore, from the first day of elementary school, many people, whether they like it or not, have become the targets of the old men and old ladies when they gossip.

The topic that lingers on me is like this——

"The old married children on the seventh floor can't live up to it. It's crazy to play with the children in this area all day long!"

"No, playing with a ball broke the glass of our house several times."

"During the Chinese New Year, I still throw small firecrackers everywhere, and my cotton trousers are burned with such a big hole!"

"I heard that his grades were not good in the first and second grades, and he barely passed every time. If he keeps doing this this year, he will repeat the grade (Note [-])."

This is so, so and so, but I have suffered so much. For these things, do I still eat less of my mother's feather duster?

The focus is on my study problems.

My old lady repeatedly reminded me that I should learn from Yanyan, his grades are so high, and his grades are so good on the report card.

Because compared to the tragic fact that almost all my subjects are full of Jianghong, Lei Yan is the first in the back and forth exams - when a bunch of little kids in the yard mix together and charge forward, rolling in the dust and mud, Lei Yan is an extremely boring nest Reading at home, I really don't know how he can bear it, his skin is as white as a girl's.

Lei Yan didn't care about the brotherhood at all, he stood by my mother and took the responsibility of scolding me, repeatedly instilling in me that upgrading is the last word.

You said, a child in the third grade learns like Tang Seng, and a bunch of flies buzz around his ears all day long. Is my life sad?

What's even more exaggerated is that he actually proposed to my mother: From now on, he will come to our house to supervise my homework every day, and must ensure that I can upgrade smoothly.

My mother didn't even think about it, she grinned happily like the Mariana Trench, and agreed.

"Yanyan, I will leave my unworthy son to you!"

"Auntie, I will definitely not let Brother Juanjuan repeat the grade!"

The two held their hands tightly together, and at the same time, their four eyes looked at me with a wolf-like fierce light.

Under such a double attack of iron bars and honey, I managed to get admitted to the city's key middle school with Lei Yan.

As for the process of the period, it is unbearable to look back, and only I can experience the suffering.

Middle school means that Lei Yan has grown taller and thinner, and has begun to undergo earth-shaking changes. His face, which was as fleshy as a bun before, has become sharp and angular as if it had been shaved with a knife, making his already big eyes more piercing. .

What, you don't have an intuitive impression yet?Cough, you just go to the market to find a popular shoujo manga, just those male protagonists whose eyes are bigger than a bull's eye.And since the second year of junior high school, he has grown crazily, and by the time he was in the first year of high school, he had already reached [-], and he continued to grow taller, so he was recommended by the head teacher to join the basketball school team.

At that time, "Slam Dunk" began to hit the air, so every time Lei Yan appeared on the court, a large group of girls surrounded the basketball court, chasing after him and shouting Rukawa Kaede.

Rukawa maple?

I really don't know how their eyes grow!Isn't Lei Yan just so much more handsome than ordinary boys?As for?

Sadly, tough girls don't answer my questions.

Normally, girls would come to him to buy water, hand towels, write love letters, give him gifts, and give him autumn spinach secretly.

Boys, who doesn't want to be surrounded by fat, thin, and Yingying Yanyan, but the boys in the class are so jealous that their teeth are about to be bitten, so they can only watch in a daze.

Living in the same building, and going to the same school and class as him, I became Lei Yan's exclusive postman!

Those admirers of Lei Yan came, without even looking at me, they pushed a love letter, gift or something into my arms, "For Lei Yan."

After finally sending it to Lei Yan, he always just glanced at it and said: "I don't want it, it's all from you, it has nothing to do with me. Remember to send it back, Brother Juanjuan."

Let me do all the things that offend people, and I sent them back one by one with good intentions. As a result, those girls all treated me coldly as if I had blocked their love road.

Occasionally, there are a few people who can chat with me, and they will bring up Lei Yan within a few words, as if they regard me as his press spokesman.

"Hey, what's the blood type of Lei Yan in your class?"

"...B..."

"That's great... No wonder he has such a good personality... What's his birthday?"

"...June [-]th."

"Hey hey hey, that's the Gemini Luo -- that's great!"

"Then what does he like to eat? Do you have any special preferences?"

Ladies, are you done yet?I suppressed my emotions and said calmly: "Stinky tofu."

Originally, I was complacent and thought to myself, what else can you do this time that is "great"?result……

"It's great, it really has personality!"

……how so?

"Then I also like to eat stinky tofu."

All the girls were suddenly quiet, snorted from under their noses, and then all looked around, making that "did I hear anything? No!" expression.

Everyone has also seen that I have never done anything bad. I have been humiliated since the first year of high school, and I have been humiliated until now!I was already depressed, but my confidence was blown to pieces again and again.

In contrast, the troubles of young Werther are nothing more than that, right?

Note [-]: In the mainland's higher education system, primary schools do have a repetition system.Junior high schools are generally directly promoted, but if you want to go to a key middle school, you still have to take an exam.