[Ye Lan] Cup of Joy

Chapter 20 [Extra] My Asshole King Brother

Ever since Ye Qiu could remember, he had had thoughts like this -- wanting to pin his dear brother to the ground and beat him up.

The female official in the palace said that you can't be picky eaters, and you can't overeat, but Ye Xiu just picks up the dishes he likes and eats them, and he never eats them slowly. Ye Qiu usually only eats [-]% of a bowl of rice. One of the time, I finished two bowls of rice and slipped out to play.

When the Grand Tutor gave them lessons, he told them that they had to memorize the Four Books and Five Classics by heart first, but Ye Xiu always went in one ear and out the other, and he only liked to flip through military books, and didn't bother to read anything else.He even had the audacity to put Mongolian sweat medicine into the Taifu's teacup, or climbed out of the window when the Taifu was not paying attention.

The queen mother taught them to be brothers and sisters, Ye Xiu turned around and dismantled his wooden kite to make a longbow, and let Ye Qiu cry and scream.

When Ye Qiu was a child, he would cry all day long.Of course, the father, queen mother, and Taifu were also angry, especially the Taifu, when Ye Xiu secretly shaved his long beard that he had grown for decades to make arrow feathers, even the "bastard" came out. mouth.

So Ye Qiu would call his imperial brother "Bastard" when he was in a hurry.

In ancient times, there was a saying that "twins are unlucky", so after the two were born, the Holy Majesty first concealed the matter, and planned to announce the matter at their 15-year-old birthday ceremony and canonize the prince, knowing the identity of the two twins The only ones are the Taifu and the servants in the deep palace.But in this way, once Ye Xiu ran out to play, Ye Qiu had to obediently stay in the palace to avoid being caught out.Not to mention that Ye Qiu also heard from the female officer and the queen mother that before he could remember, Ye Xiu had often fought with him on the bed.

But once, the good baby Ye Qiu accidentally broke a beautiful enamel bottle in the imperial study room, which was said to have been brought back by his grandpa when he went to sea.Ye Qiu was terrified, and hurriedly found a corner in the palace to hide.But after a long time, no one came to look for him.Confused, he went out to investigate and found out that Ye Xiu had committed his crime and was punished by his father to kneel in the ancestral temple for three hours.Ye Qiu hurriedly asked the guards in the palace to take him out of the palace.It was the first time he went out of the palace, but he didn't even bother to go up to see the scenery.When he arrived at the entrance of the ancestral temple, he could see from a distance above the long steps, the little figure of Brother Huang was kneeling there.

"You didn't break the vase, why do you admit it?" Ye Qiu grabbed the corner of his clothes, his little face flushed red.

"Fool, look at your small body. I'm a martial artist and I'm stronger than you." Ye Xiu raised a small arm as he spoke, wanting to show off his muscles, but staggered and fell again. .

The two looked at each other and suddenly burst out laughing.

Time flies, time flies.Ye Qiu became a qualified successor in the eyes of his father, queen and mother. He has read a lot of poetry and books, has an extraordinary bearing, dignified manner, and a deep understanding of righteousness.Although Ye Xiu had practiced martial arts, he slipped back before staying in the barracks for a full year.Ye Qiu would often see his imperial brother lying on the resplendent glazed tiles basking in the sun with a grass in his mouth after leaving court.

The father disliked the elder brother for being naughty, but the mother protected him from punishing him too much. Anyway, Ye Qiu was already able to take on the big responsibility, so Ye Xiu let him go.

However, Ye Qiu felt that his elder brother was actually better than himself, and even had the idea of ​​fleeing the imperial city before the 15-year-old birthday ceremony.

Unexpectedly, Ye Xiu took the lead.

Ye Qiu was knocked unconscious before he stepped out of his room. When he woke up the next morning, he found that he was still lying in the room, but the packed luggage had disappeared.

This time, Ye Qiu was really angry.In the past so many years, Brother Huang has seen the world of flowers and flowers before him, whether it is digging out bird eggs from trees or touching crabs in the river, whether it is visiting the kitchens of restaurants in the imperial city, or having trouble with the children of farmers. Ye Xiu has experienced it all, but he is still just a bird in a cage.

"Bastard! Brother Huang is a bastard!"

After the emperor leaves, will he come back?

Ye Qiu didn't know.

He has no time to take care of so much, because there are still many affairs in this world waiting for him to deal with, such as floods and monsters.However, he found a handwritten letter from Ye Xiu in the study: "You just sit on the crown prince, and I will settle the world's troubles for you. If freedom is given to me, then even my life will be at stake." together with you."

Ye Qiu's fingers pinching the letter paper left traces of sweat on a corner of the page.He recalled that day when he heard all the ministers in the court talking about the rampant monsters and beasts, and the people's livelihood was difficult. He wondered if he could join forces with knowledgeable people in the martial arts to conspire with them.Father was very worried, and he was also very anxious. As a result, when he left the hall, he didn't see Ye Xiu basking in the sun.Ye Xiu stepped on the ridge of the roof and looked into the endless distance.

Probably Brother Huang had already made up his mind to leave at that time.

Ye Xiu has been away for three years, and there is no news.After that, his legend began to spread in the rivers and lakes.Ye Qiu complained in his heart that the emperor's brother was out and about, and every time he threw the scroll sent back by the spy to the ground hard, and after the spy left, he secretly picked it up and continued to read.

He knew that Ye Xiu met the brothers and sisters of the Su family; he knew that Ye Xiu sealed the eight monsters;

He knows it all.

When Ye Xiu was a child, he sharpened eighteen kinds of weapons in the Ministry of Industry, and the spear he gave him was called Quexie.

That Que was in Ye Xiu's hands, but this Que was tied up with chicken feathers by Ye Qiu and dusted in his study.

Hmph, but evil, isn't this a good name?

Afterwards, Ye Xiu's reputation was ruined and he was wanted, and he knew it too.

Ye Qiu sent Lou Guanning and others to let these juniors from Beijing who had never played with Ye Xiu before go to the rivers and lakes to set up a sect and set up a decent Heavenly Sword Villa, and if they could pull Ye Xiu there, Help secretly if you can't pull.

Fortunately, Ye Xiu is Ye Xiu after all, and the emperor is the emperor after all. After some turmoil, not only the chaos was quelled, but also "the beauty was brought back".

As for how Ye Qiu was kidnapped, it was because he was anxious to check on his sister-in-law himself, but he was abducted as soon as he left the imperial city recklessly.This was not the worst, although he was touched by his elder brother coming to rescue him first, but being kicked in the ass by his own elder brother in front of a martial arts hero, he might remember this feeling for a lifetime.

"I haven't even had a bite of hot food, and you want me to go back to the capital?" Ye Qiu stared at Ye Xiu in disbelief.

"I'm not in a hurry to marry a wife." Ye Xiu patted him on the shoulder as a matter of course, "You have all my money for so many years. If you dare to be greedy, I will go to Beijing to sue you." .”

"Hmph, Father, Queen Mother, and Queen Mother are just looking forward to your return." Ye Qiu said angrily.But he set out on his journey again at dawn.

After returning to the capital, his father, empress and empress couldn't wait to ask him to tell him everything he had seen and heard along the way.Hearing that Ye Xiu was really as good as Long Yang, his father was so angry that he almost dropped a Nine Dragon Cup, and kept saying "you bastard", but the mother was very patient, and she could calmly question Lan He's personality carefully. .

Ye Qiu told the truth, and at the end he said hesitantly, "I think it was Brother Huang who harmed him."

But the queen mother saw his careful thinking, and smiled and patted his head: "Okay, you're such an adult, don't lose your temper. I'll draw up a gift list, and you can give it away again."

Ye Qiu nodded, turned around and walked out of the hall, but couldn't help but raised his sleeve and wiped his eyes.But the queen mother said softly when he stepped out: "Brothers, let's get together and break up."

"En." Ye Qiu responded with a groan like a mosquito, and went back to her study, picked up the "Quexie", and swept the spotless bookshelf angrily, so frightened that the little eunuch hurried over to take it over: "Your Highness, Just let me go!"

Just as he was talking, Ye Qiu accidentally flipped through an old and tattered scroll, and the crumpled letter from Ye Xiu fell out.

"Brother bastard!" Ye Qiu resentfully threw "Que Xie" aside, picked up the crumpled paper and wanted to throw it away, but finally smoothed it and put it in the drawer.

Brother Huang, the twin elder brother of his own mother, is about to have his own small family. From then on, he will have his nostalgia, his concern, and his weakness.Recalling those childhood days, Ye Qiu gritted his teeth, but tears still flowed down from the corners of his eyes unstoppably.

The road in life is long, and he still has to go on by himself after all.Moving forward always comes with saying goodbye, and that's normal.

But he is really sad.

After calming down, Ye Qiu took the bride price and set off on the road, and rushed to Xiaoshan City again.

The wedding was a great success.Not only did Ye Qiu enjoy the taste of "being a parent", he also sat in the main seat and accepted the greetings from Ye Xiu and Lan He, and also met all kinds of people in the rivers and lakes, which was very novel and interesting.

Ye Xiu and Lan He finished respecting a circle of friends, and came up to him holding a cup.Ye Qiu straightened his face, and was about to recite a long passage that his mother had memorized in advance, when he saw Lan He stuff a strangely shaped but crystal clear gem into his hand, and smiled shyly. He smiled: "We people in Jianghu have nothing else to do but collect a lot of these strange and wild things. This is just as a meeting gift, I hope you don't dislike it."

Ye Qiu looked at the gemstone in his hand in surprise, and forgot everything he wanted to say for a while.

"From now on, Xiaolan and we will be a family." Ye Xiu also smiled, and handed a cup to Ye Qiu.

A family is one more family, not division and separation.

Ye Qiu suddenly choked up again.In order to hide his emotions, he quickly clinked glasses with the two, and then drank it down, hoping that they would leave quickly.

Unexpectedly, Ye Xiu just took a step and came back, his tone sounded full of apology, but his brows and eyes were full of joy: "I'm sorry, I can't keep what I promised you earlier."

"What's the matter?" Ye Qiu was taken aback.When did the emperor make such a solemn promise to him?

"It's just... I can't give you my life. All my wealth and life belong to him now." Ye Xiu smiled and put his arms around Lan He's shoulders, but Ye Qiu answered him with a blank look: "Okay That's enough! I know you have this kind of virtue!"

Ye Xiu was not hypocritical, and immediately pulled Lan He away.

Looking at the backs of the two clinging to each other, Ye Qiu casually dragged over a wine jug, filled the cup to the brim, saluted the air again, and then went back to dry.

"Although my imperial brother is a bastard, I still reluctantly wish them a happy marriage for a hundred years and be safe every year."