Chapter 20
Chapter 20
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"Why are you shouting like that..." Li Qi didn't hear Xiao Li's stare, he looked at Xiao Li worriedly, and gently touched Xiao Li's stomach. "Be careful with the child, it's been three months!"
Xiao Li was dumbfounded when he heard his words.His lips trembled again and again, staring at Li Qi, subconsciously protecting his stomach: "What are you talking about!? What child!!!"
Li Qi smiled sweetly: "Of course it's our child, it's been three months, didn't we just see a doctor yesterday!"
Xiao Li was struck by thunder, what. . .What! ! !
Dudu also raised his head: "I want a younger brother! I have a younger brother in my stomach!"
Shocked, Xiao Li looked at his stomach and found that he really had a subtle curve.Xiao Li was shocked, why didn't he notice when it happened!Why!I am a big man who can actually get pregnant!Pregnant! ! !What is this called!
Xiao Li tugged on Li Qi's sleeve in a broken way: "How could this happen!!!"
Li Qi looked at Xiao Li and frowned, "Baby, don't you like our children...how can you be so cruel!! Why why why!!!" Li Qi covered his chest with one hand, and pulled up the beep with the other. Dudu: "You are no longer the baby I loved and loved me, Dudu, let's go!!" Then she burst into tears.
Chachacha, under a thousand bolts of lightning, ten thousand mud horses are howling and roaring! ! !
Xiao Lizheng was struck by lightning personally.Hit.bingo.up. . .
He hurried to the window, but saw an outrageous scene, Qin Tu, a little slut, actually held Li Qi's hand affectionately, and put his protruding belly on Li Qi's body.Xiao Li felt dizzy for a while.For some reason, it seemed that I suddenly understood something.All of a sudden, he has cultivated from the foundation building to the golden elixir, no wonder, so it turns out that he is going to transform into a baby! !There was another burst of fire.
I knew that this person didn't have a good heart, he came to my house all day long without saying anything, and even saw Tian'er bullying my poor little fat man. I didn't think it before, but now I know it.Isn't this what a "stepmother" looks like!
When Xiao Li thought of the scene after Dudu, his heart was about to break.He couldn't help lowering his head, revealing a section of white neck.I feel pity.At this time, a clear and unrestrained voice sounded behind Xiao Li, and Xiao Li looked back: "Zhong Yi!!" In this hurtful morning, the sun and the rain yearned for a colorful life and came together.Xiao Li suddenly exclaimed: "God, I'm going to give birth!" Zhong Yi lovingly took out the camera, "Take a picture first, come on, let's have a smile!" Beep———" Meaning, she still raised her face firmly and gave the camera a perfect profile.
Suddenly, "What are you doing!" Li Qi suddenly appeared at the door, looked at the two people sternly, and then turned his pained eyes to Xiao Li.Heartbroken "You betrayed me!!!"
Xiao Li's face cracked, and no matter how much he wanted to go to the toilet, he rushed forward: "No, dear! Trust me!!! Mmm!!!!"
Li Qi also put down Qin Tu, who was grabbing the bento box in his hand, and bravely caught the flying lover.
"Yes, I believe it will make the world a better place!!!"
At this time, Qin Tu flew over and gave Xiao Li a bento box lid. "Give me back my love!!! How could you do such a thing." Xiao Li's cracked face became numb again.
Qin Tu was suddenly very sad, and took out a slingshot from the belly pocket of the maternity dress.One stone solved Zhong Yi. "Look, I have a magic weapon in my hand, and there is a certain chance of summoning a dragon. You can't beat me, so give up!!! Give me back Dudu quickly." Xiao Lili felt that he had already ascended into a fairy.Otherwise, how can people believe that they are still alive in this situation.
No, no, no, I want to be strong, Xiao Li firmly pulled out a magic wand from his ear and pointed it at Qin Tu, "Old Lord, hurry up like a law!!!"
After receiving such a powerful attack, Qin Tu still stood straight in place.Support your body with a peerless sword. "Give me back my beep!!!" Before Xiao Li could react, Li Qi moved first. He put his palms together and solemnly recited the Buddha's name: "Amitabha, surrender!" Demons!"
At this time, three bats suddenly flew into the sight of several people. Zhong Yi was still dying at this time, his eyes widened suddenly, and he passed away. . .
The three people who were originally entangled in love and hate were attracted by these distinctive bats. They stared closely at these beautiful little animals, and Li Qi shot first.
"I am the only one in heaven and earth, and I am the only one in the world for thousands of years. The bat soup is still short of bats. The poor are so polite!!!"
Qin Tu used the famous stunt "Dragon Slingshot" to force Li Qi to succeed, but he couldn't: "I have a piece of the pie!!!" At this critical moment, the three bats transformed into three people, one of whom was a little fat man , golden hair, small black eyes.Li Qi Xiaoli was shocked: "Dudu." Looking at the well-groomed beauty next to her, she was indeed Serafona.
Serafonna flicked the non-existent ashes on her sleeves, glanced contemptuously at the three embarrassed people, and proudly introduced herself. "I am the Holy Maiden of the Persian Church!! This is the greatest god of death I teach——Sun Wudu! And this one is our Tree Treasure King, old Lu Luzhaohong!"
Li Qi and Xiao Li on the ground were immediately shocked by the peerless appearance of these aliens.Only Qin Tu cried out to Mrs. Lu with a face struck by lightning, "Zhao Zhao, I am the white cat you saved 300 years ago!"
Master Shubao Wang suddenly felt the malice from the world.He staggered back a bit, but still stood firm. "That's right, that's right, you are the lover of my previous life who made an appointment with me for three lifetimes but broke it every time, Na Na Na Na Na!!!!" When Qin Tu heard this, he was moved and burst into tears. : "My God, it's hard for you to remember me!!! It's a pity...we can never go back!"
The two hugged each other and cried because of this shocking love.
Li Qi and Xiao Li circled around Sun Wudu asking this and that, seeing that Sun Wudu was wearing an XL suit and a tiger skin skirt.Standing in front of the two of them majesticly riding a somersault cotton candy.
Xiao Li covered his face, took out his magic wand and cast a killing spell on Qin Tu.If you don't attack at this time, when will you wait?Haha, there is a flaw!
Shubao Wang Fei stepped forward to stop the fatal blow for his lover in the previous life.Directly get great merit, attain Taoism and ascend to immortality.
Qin Tu was heartbroken and didn't want to live alone in the world, so he took out the Qinglong Yanyue knife and slashed himself on the Shubao King. With his last breath, the Shubao King pushed Qin Tu weakly, "Go to the side, you It's me!" Qin Tu held his last breath: "I won't let you, what can you do to me!"
Saintess Serafona pricked King Shubao and Qin Tu's foreheads with a needle, "The Sunflower Book I practiced can only protect them for 10 minutes. If I don't summon the dragon in time, they will all die!"
Xiao Li breathed a sigh of relief and asked Li Qi, "Now there are two outsiders who are dying, and you only have one dragon and one wish, who would you choose to dedicate to?" Li Qi silently overflowed with a sweet smile, "Of course it's you, my dear." " Xiao Li was immediately overwhelmed by Li Qi's love, and he gave his lover a loving rap.Li Qi spat out a mouthful of blood, and held his lover's generous little hand.
"Did you forget, I'm still on your account!"
Xiao Li was shocked when he heard the words, and then two lines of pear blossoms burst into tears, yes, how could he forget, this man is so caring, he still remembers the day when they registered their household registration, they took the Shenzhou Express, only to be blocked on the road It took about ten hours to arrive at the Housing Management Bureau.Ah, what a sweet day! ! !
Xiao Lifei gave Li Qi a loving lele, which successfully made all the blood in Li Qi's body spurt out.Li Qi blinked his blurry eyes vigorously, and found that his consciousness began to blur, God, why don't you always let us lovers stay together.Why are you so cruel!Why can you be so ruthless and unreasonable!
Serafonna couldn't help it, she took out the small silver needle and gave it to the two people, "Quickly grab it!!! 5 minutes countdown, and it will be taken off the shelf if you don't summon the dragon!"
Xiao Li had no choice but to find Qin Tu's slingshot in the dust, and popped out seven or seven 49 hazelnuts one after another, and the dragon appeared in the sky along with a billowing thunder.He sneezed and asked, "Friend next door. Tickets are going to be cut!" Upon hearing this, Li Qi hurriedly stopped Xiao Li. "I'll do the negotiation!"
"what do you have!"
Shenlong grinned ferociously, "Going back to the city is half cheaper than Sitong's, and there is also the lowest price on Taotao!" Li Qi took a breath of air: "Come and build a dozen city orders first! Pack a postage!"
Shenlong silently licked his fingers, "It's impossible to get free shipping, how about I give you an extra... How about this, I'll give you three wish coupons, it can't be cheaper! I bought this from the magic lamp Ding La'a !!"
Li Qi countered the price again, but Shenlong really refused, so he had to pay the postage and accept the three wish papers.
"One, give this article a mine."
"Second, give this article a collection."
"Three, give the author a collection."
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