Chapter 6 Brother Rabbit?
Chapter 6 Brother Rabbit?
An investor, Wen Feibai, opened the back door for Jing Yan, and with an order, Jing Yan was free for the whole Sunday.
So Jing Yan, who was flying freely, took the rabbit who was free to fly to Wenhua's house.
Who is Wenhua?It's Wen Feibai's dandy brother, the current real helm of the Wen family.
Wenhua = diamond king and old five + domineering black-bellied president + perfect detail control + cleanliness obsessive-compulsive disorder
In Jing Yan's words: Oh, that psychopath...
But why did Jing Yan come to Wen Hua?Didn't Wen Fei make the party for nothing?
Well, Jing Yan didn't seem to say that he came to Wenhua because of the party.
Jing Yan came to Wenhua this time because of Tutu.After all, if Tutu wants to survive in this society like normal people, he must have a reasonable and legal identity.And Wenhua is someone who has the ability to help Tutu get a normal identity.
Wenhua lives in a high-end villa complex and does not allow unfamiliar vehicles to drive in at will.Although the guards knew that Jing Yan was Wenhua's friend, the rules were the rules and no one could break them.Knowing the difficulty of the guard, Jing Yan directly parked the car in the temporary parking lot, and didn't call Wenhua to pick it up, but took Tutu into the villa area on foot with ease.
After looking at the house number, he was sure it was Wenhua's house.Only then did Jing Yan ring the doorbell, but when he saw the person who opened the door, Jing Yan was stunned.
The one who came out to open the door was not Wen Hua, a deadly clean freak, but a boy who was seven to eight points similar to Tutu.
"Damn it..." Jing Yan couldn't hold back the complaints in his heart again, he glanced at the rabbit beside him, and then at the boy who opened the door:
Are they really not twins? ! !
From the soft pot head to the curved eyebrows, from the eyes that are always full of water vapor to the sharp lips... In short, except for the boy in front of him who doesn't have the two rabbit ears of a rabbit, each person and one rabbit start from the end of their hair. From the heel to the heel, there is no difference!
If anyone says that these two guys don't have some kind of obvious relationship, Jing Yan will look like a big-eared melon, 'Do you think I'm blind! '
When Jing Yan was in surprise, Chen Tu who was beside him gave up on Jing Yan who had been holding tightly all the time, and Tu Tu rushed up to the boy who opened the door.
"Brother Joe! I miss you so much!" The so pleasantly surprised, excited, and softly cute Tutu wailed, and the whole rabbit threw itself on the boy.
However, Tutu really overestimated Joe's strength index, so he hung on Joe's neck and fell down with Joe.
The 'bang' was probably the sound of Joe's head hitting the floor.Jing Yan feels pain just thinking about it!
After being knocked like this, Joe, who had been dozing off all the time, was no longer confused.First, he rubbed his head and quickly accumulated tears in his eyes, ready to cry as if pulling a floodgate.But after seeing clearly that it was Tutu who hit him, he held back the tears that were about to flow.
With wide eyes and slightly opened mouth, Joe blinked his eyes, a pair of light brown rabbit ears popped out from the top of his head, and then lay softly on the floor.
Seeing Joe's ears popping out, Tutu was even happier.The chin rubbed against Joe's body, and Joe's chin rubbed against the rabbit's body. After rubbing enough, the two rabbits began to roll on the ground hugging each other.
Joe's ears are bigger than Bunny's and his fur is thicker.When he rolled like this, his ears flicked and flicked, and he hit Tutu's face several times, but Tutu didn't care.
The two rabbits had had enough rolling, but they still refused to get up, hugging each other tightly and saying "whisper".
"@!#~%&*[email protected]!@#(*..." Joe said a long paragraph with a satisfied + excited face, even though his eyes were still red and he occasionally sniffed his nose.
"&**&*@##¥#@!@##¥......" Tutu rubbed Joe's head persistently while rubbing his head that had been bumped just now.
But why did they say garbled characters?
Jing Yan, who still had a 'stunned.JPG' expression, replied, "Because I don't understand."
At first, Jing Yan thought it was Tupu (Rabbit Putonghua) speaking too fast, and he couldn't hear clearly.But after 5 minutes, the two of them still kept this posture and said something that Jing Yan couldn't understand, and Jing Yan finally understood that they were actually speaking the same language!
But Jing Yan can be sure that what they speak is definitely not a foreign language or a dialect.If you have to describe the language they speak, Jing Yan thinks that they probably speak the same language as the little yellow man.
At this time, Wen Hua, the master who had finished washing, came late and finally came out of the bathroom.
After the interview, Wen Hua said, "I was a little confused at the time, so I just washed my face and brushed my teeth.Leaving aside two more people in the room, the plot of NC-17 was directly staged. Forget about NC-17, there are still people watching NC-17.At that time, I wanted to say, such a shameless person...you can go to the street!How can you do such a thing in my house?Who will clean up when you're done! '
Speaking of this, Wen Hua's face turned livid' until I found out that the person being crushed was my little 囧, and the person who was crushing him was a little 囧 of the same kind, and the crowd watching was Jing Yan.In my heart, I scolded Jing Yan's three views that had gradually collapsed, and then pulled the two apart. '
After the interview, Jing Yan said, "Joe gave Wenhua a rabbit punch, and then..." Jing Yan cleared his throat seriously, and then there was nothing else. '
As for why Joe wants to fight Wenhua...
You just pull it away, and you have to press it on Joe's little Joe for Mao.At that moment, Joe almost thought the rabbit egg was broken.
Covering his crotch with red eyes, Joe sat on the sofa.Cough, continue chatting with Tutu.
Wen Hua and Jing Yan looked at each other speechlessly.
Wenhua and Jing Yan are silent for 1 minute, and the two rabbits are talking happily; Wenhua and Jing Yan are silent for two minutes, and the two rabbits are talking happily; Wenhua and Jing Yan are silent for 3 minutes, and the two Rabbits are chatting happily...
"Cough..." Jing Yan cleared his throat, and finally took the initiative to say, "It seems that they are very familiar."
Isn't this nonsense...
So Wenhua nodded indifferently, "Yeah." Then he continued to stare at his Joe's big dangling ears.
After staring at it for a while, Wen Hua suddenly asked, "What's the matter?" Apparently, he came to ask Jing Yan what he wanted from him, but before Jing Yan could answer, Wen Hua replied by himself, "It's about your dog's identity? No problem, just give me your identity information."
Jing Yan smiled when he heard the words, and put the identity information he had prepared early on on the coffee table, "If there's anything I can do in the future, just ask."
And at this moment, the two slimy rabbits finally separated. Joe began to move his buttocks, rubbing against Wenhua's side little by little, while Tutu threw himself directly into Jing Yan's arms.
Feeling Joe's movement, Wenhua raised his eyelids and gave Joe a light look. Joe suddenly stiffened into a rabbit sculpture, "I accidentally hit the big devil just now, why is it swollen... TAT I didn't mean it..."
Seeing Joe froze in place, Wenhua went crazy in the small theater, 'Silly rabbit, come here!Is it possible that I want my uncle to sit by your side!You hit me and you're justified!Dead Rabbit, I've really spoiled you for the past few days! '
After finishing the small theater in his head, Wenhua said with a paralyzed face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, "Stay here for breakfast?" These words were said to Jing Yan and the crooked Tutu in Jing Yan's arms.
As Wenhua's childhood friend, Jing Yan certainly understands that Wenhua is driving him away.Knowing that Wenhua has such virtues, he was not angry, and dragged Tutu out of Wenhua's house.
But Tutu is so attached to Joe that his big eyes almost grow on Joe.
Jing Yan is a little bit upset!The agreed person/wife loyal dog/shou!It is my person/wife, not someone else's person/wife!
So he completely ignored Tutu's eagerness to see through, and dragged Tutu away.
After being dragged to Jing Yan's sports car and put on his seat belt, Tutu came back to his senses.
Immediately afterwards, Tutu realized: Yanyan seems to be angry...
"Yanyan..."
Jing Yan ignored him.
"Yanyan?"
Jing Yan ignored him.
"Yanyan... woo..." Tutu began to shed tears and sniff his nose: Yanyan ignores the nest (_) "Yanyan, the nest is wrong, the tonic ignores the nest (_)"
Turning his head to look at the sobbing Tutu, Jing Yan squeezed his snot bubbles with his fingers in disgust, "What's wrong with you..."
Blinking his eyes twice, Tutu felt sad, and cried even harder, "Wobuji Island, what's wrong with Wo..." After saying these words, two small streams of water flowed down Tutu's cheeks, "Wo four is not four. I can't be saved... I even made a mistake in counting a few hot spots, and I'm on Phuket Island (_)"
Jing Yan asked the sky speechlessly: I knew Tutu was stupid, but I didn't know he was so stupid!Meng can make do with it, how can I bear being stupid!
Throw the table!There is still a long way to tune/teach Bunny!
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His fair skin was covered with dots of red marks, and his well-defined lips were as red as blood.The tightly closed eyes, the eyelashes trembling slightly, the eyeballs kept turning under the eyelids, and the brows were tightly furrowed.It was a dream, but probably not a good dream.Two fluffy rabbit ears rested softly on the pillow, indicating that the man on the bed was not human.
Ying He wakes up drunk and has a splitting headache. When he opens his eyes, he sees Ying Ge lying beside him, full of traces of lust.The drunken laziness was swept away without a trace, and he tugged Yingge's long ears as if to confirm, his hands were indifferent in shock.
Yingge was immediately woken up. Yingge squinted his eyes in a daze, and could vaguely see Yinghe's outline.Awakened from a nightmare, Yingge, who was still a little scared, subconsciously leaned into Yinghe's arms.
But Yingge failed to fall into warm embrace, and was kicked off the bed instead.Yingge was shocked, and completely lost sleepiness, just knelt on the ground and looked at Yinghe helplessly.
Yinghe also knew that he had overreacted, so he quickly pulled Yingge into bed, "Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was drunk last night. I'm really sorry, I..." Even if there are some fragments, Yinghe still vaguely Remember what happened.
"You said you liked me." There was nothing unwilling, Yingge just pursed her lower lip and stated the facts to Yinghe.
"I..." Yinghe clenched his palms, "I... I'm drunk."
Yingge looked directly at Yinghe with clear eyes, "You said you liked me, you said you loved me."
"I thought it was Ah Xiao... I'm sorry Noah, I'm sorry..."
"You still remember to lubricate me, and you still help me..."
"Sorry……"
Yingge smiled and patted Yinghe's head.Yinghe's hair was a little stiff, and his pricked hands hurt, "It's okay, Carlos."
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