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Chapter 010
Chapter 010
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[Chrysanthemum Terrace Forum][Water District][Tucao]Subject: Let's talk about the chaotic CP relationship in our forum!
Host: drink tea and eat melon
0th Floor:
Gone are the @小配角艺术 posts every day, I feel that life is really lonely, empty and cold, so I think about the CP relationship in our forum on 818.
[High-energy gossip warning ahead! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】
NO.10XX and OO
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NO.02 Unhappy X One Night Mountain and River
This couple is yoooooooo for all to see
In fact, everyone saw the unhappy scum in their eyes. Everyone in the forum had been molested by him, but they just felt that he had an inexplicable attachment to Xiao Yeye.
NO.01 An ordinary name is better X small supporting role
Without further ado, let’s go straight to the evidence——
[Evidence 1.jpg]
[Evidence 2.jpg]
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[Evidence 8.jpg]
Baby on the 1st floor, come to my bowl: Damn, I didn’t expect Gua Shou to be so courageous. Dare [email protected] name to be more common!
Unhappy on the 2nd floor: Gua Shou you have a kind...
Passerby A on the 3rd floor: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are not an ordinary people who eat melons
Passerby B on the 4th floor: The newcomer said that he only knew that the moral value of being unhappy is 0, but he did not expect that the administrator with a cold and veteran style would have an affair with a cute cutie...
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Passerby C on the 8th floor: What the hell is a high-cold old cadre@passerbyyi you won
Drink tea and eat melon on the 9th floor Reply Baby, come to my bowl: You are also a man when it comes to grabbing the sofa.
On the 10th floor, drinking tea and eating melon replied unhappy: Oh my god, didn’t you go to @一夜山河, why did you appear here? ?
Drinking tea and eating melon on the 11th floor Reply to passer-by B: What the hell is the style of high-cold old cadres +1 Now that Weibo and WeChat are so popular, the traffic of the forum is not as good as it was a few years ago. Just because the old cadres are nostalgic.
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Passerby B on the 29th floor replied drinking tea and eating melons: It seems to smell gossip.
The 20th floor is not happy to reply to drink tea and eat melon: It seems that (×) smells gossip.
Passer-by Ding on the 21st floor replied drinking tea and eating melons: It seems to smell gossip.
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Baby on the 33rd floor, come to my bowl and reply to drink tea and eat melon: It’s been a long time since 8, and few main characters have come out to play, especially @小配转@一夜山河 These two subjects haven’t appeared for several days, I feel so much missing them ah.Gua Shou, aren't you very curious, tell me what they are doing recently.
Drink tea and eat melon on the 34th floor Reply Baby, come to my bowl: I'm not afraid of @名字点点很好不思@小配边, I'm just afraid of @不happy beat me →_→
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The 47th floor is not happy to reply to drink tea and eat melon:. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The baby on the 48th floor came to my bowl and replied unhappy: What the hell is Xiaoyeye under the skin?
Drinking tea and eating melons on the 49th floor replied unhappy: Damn it is Xiaoyeye, right?
Passerby A on the 50th floor replied unhappy: Fuck Xiaoyeye logged in with an unhappy vest?
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The 57th floor is not happy: @Everyone how do you see it. . . . .
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What happened between Unhappy and Xiaoyeye, how do I know?I'm just a cat, okay?
When Xiao Shan came that day, Ling Du I suddenly called and said that he wanted to invite two people to dinner. After hearing this, Xiao Shan ran away immediately.
Shit-shoveling officer Xiao Peijue looked at his back as he flew away: "...Is Ling Du a man-eating devil?"
I seriously tell everyone that Ling Du I was indeed a man-eating devil.
Not long after Xiao Shan left, Ling Du I came over.He was still wearing a black and slippery suit, with a bulging convenience bag in his hand.He stood at the entrance and took off his shoes, took out a new pair of slippers from the convenience bag, and put them on.
He put the convenience bag on the ground, I walked over, walked around the convenience bag, the little hammer came over suddenly, and followed behind my tail.
Little Hammer said: "Fortune and fortune, he brought your favorite meat!"
I glanced at it.Recently, the little hammer has been inexplicably flattering me, of course I am not too surprised.There is no one in this world who doesn't like cats.
Ling Du I reached out and touched my neck, then hugged me.I don't like his touch very much, it's too slippery and cold, not the touch that a qualified shit shoveler should have.But he insisted on grabbing me tightly and rubbing my head.
"Woooo..." I really want to bite him.
The little hammer suddenly rushed towards Ling Du I. It turned around and pushed Ling Du I's slippers hard, as if it wanted to push him out of the door.
Ling Du I was a little surprised, he bent down and hugged it too.The little hammer whined at me: "Zhaocai, are you okay?"
I rolled my eyes: "Idiot..." With the size of a human being, can it be successful without a sneak attack?
Lingdu I carried me and the little hammer to the bedroom: "Xiao Peijue, is your sweeping robot not set up properly?"
It's not welcome, okay?
He pushed open the door, and Xiao Peijue yelled, "How did you get in here?!"
Xiao Peijue was changing his clothes - when Xiao Shan came in the morning, he was only wearing pajamas, and now he just took off, revealing his white flesh, standing in half a fan of sunlight.
He was a little flustered, but his trousers were only half worn, and he wanted to pull them up all at once, but the cuffs of his trousers were rolled up, and the more he panicked, the more he couldn't pull them up, his face was flushed red.
Lingdu I put down the little hammer and me, walked over with a smile, and slapped Xiao Peijue on the buttocks.
"Fuck..."
"do not move."
Xiao Peijue wanted to struggle, but Lingdu I supported his waist with one hand, and stretched out the other hand to untie the rolled-up trousers for him, and then lifted them up.
They got very close, Xiao Peijue's face was already flushed, Ling Du I took a look at him, and simply zipped him up, then reached out and patted his face: "Are you not breathing?"
Xiao Peijue immediately took a deep breath, and Ling Du I took the opportunity to move over and cover his lips with his mouth.
"..." are all routines.
After a long time, I was about to doze off, Ling Du I finally let go of Xiao Peijue, picked up the shirt on the bed and put it on for Xiao Peijue, then took his hand and left the bedroom.He did it very naturally, as if Xiao Peijue was not his subordinate, but a lover who had lived together for a long time.
Xiao Peijue would be stupid when he was nervous: "How did you get in?"
"I took your key when I left in the morning."
"How can you take my key?!"
"Didn't I send it back for you?"
"..."
When passing by me, Xiao Peijue wanted to hug me, but I turned around and avoided it.I jumped on the bed and found a comfortable place to lie down.To be honest, with Xiao Peijue's IQ at the moment, I don't think he is a qualified shit-shoveling officer...too stupid.
Xiao Peijue changed his posture to hold the little hammer, and the little hammer got under the bed with a bang, and began to work hummingly.I heard it say to me: "Fortune and fortune, Xiao Peijue is so stupid, I feel that we will soon be occupied by doves and magpies."
What the hell is the dove occupying the magpie's nest, I don't understand.
The little hammer continued to say: "Should we do something to drive that Lingdu I away?"
That's right, it's an insult to my cat for infringing on my shit-shoveling officer.
The author has something to say: I have a heart that wants to stew braised pork...... _(:зゝ∠)_