mousepad-d2 Chapter 9 is too much
Chapter 9 is too much
Shen Yao woke up the next day, and when he saw Cheng Ran lying on the bed, he stayed there for a while.
He really didn't want to understand, how did he become like this in the end?
It's hard to understand.
As a marshal of the empire, why on earth did he stay up most of the night just to listen to someone take a photography class? !
Even, because he was too late for class and passed the curfew time in the student dormitory, he had to stay with Cheng Ran.
Marshal Shen who slept on the sofa all night: back pain, very unhappy.
When Shen Yao was full of resentment, Cheng Ran woke up in a daze, rubbed his eyes and greeted him: "Morning."
Shen Yao looked at his face silently for a few minutes, and finally conceded - facing this face, he really couldn't get angry.
Since the culprit can't settle the score, others can only bear Marshal Shen's resentment.
So, after breakfast, the students stood in military posture for four hours under the scorching sun.
The culprit, Cheng Ran, hid in the team, and while no one was looking, he shifted his weight from his right leg to his left leg, and breathed out slowly——Shen Yao definitely had the urge to get up, absolutely!
As soon as he breathed a sigh of relief, Shen Yao's eyes just fell on Cheng Ran.
Cheng Ran's heart tightened, and he quietly hid himself behind other people's backs.
Shen Yao almost laughed angrily: "Cheng Ran."
Facing Marshal Shen's gaze, the students didn't dare to look back directly, but everyone turned their ears to gossip.
Shen Yao pointed to the shaded place next to him, and said in a calm tone, "Go and rest."
students:? ? ?
Cheng Ran gave him a surprised look.
Thinking that his body was really too much to bear, Cheng Ran obediently ran to the side to rest.
Others are called envious and jealous.
They also want to rest!
"Why do you look at other people? Are you also with an F-level physique?" Lu Jiheng yelled in favor, and then managed to win the resentful eyes of most of the students.
Lu Jiheng rolled his eyes indifferently, but turned around, and pleaded with Shen Yao softly for them: "I said boss, if you scold me, don't you really give people a rest? I think many students can't stand it." How long."
Shen Yao squinted at him: "When did you become so soft-hearted?"
Lu Jiheng had a bitter face: "I had breakfast at eight o'clock, and it's been more than four hours now, and I haven't eaten lunch yet! Even if you don't feel sorry for these students, can you feel sorry for your subordinates who are hungry and sleepy?"
"Why am I not sleepy?" Shen Yao asked calmly.
Before Lu Jiheng could say "Your animal with SSS physique is not worthy of comparison with ordinary people", Shen Yao glanced lightly at his dark circles, and sneered, "Did you stay up late last night? Forget it, how about I give it to you?" Do you have a little video to refresh you?"
Is it the little video he thought of? !
Lu Jiheng's drowsiness disappeared, and he nodded excitedly.
Shen Yao smiled, and soon, a short video was sent to Lu Jiheng's terminal.
Lu Jiheng smiled openly: "Thank you, boss!"
He started the video with great interest.
He turned off the video absentmindedly.
Lu Jiheng said weakly: "This is the short video you were talking about?"
Shen Yao was puzzled: "Isn't this refreshing enough?"
Lu Jiheng gritted his teeth and pointed at Kazhinao, and turned the screen in front of him - in the video, a chubby crucian carp was swimming happily around.
Shen Yao took it for granted: "That's right, look at how cute Chubby is."
Lu Jiheng: ...
Why did you turn into a fish blow without saying a word?
Shen Yao watched the video again inexplicably, and was even more sure - that's right, Chubby is very cute.
"When shooting, pay attention to highlighting the strength of the fish's tail flick in the water, and its flexible positioning..."
Inexplicably, Shen Yao remembered Cheng Ran's teaching last night.
A crack suddenly appeared in the original confidence, and Shen Yao struggled for a while, then said with hesitation: "Lu, in all fairness, what do you think of my shooting skills?"
Lu Jiheng: "...Boss, I'm a little afraid to answer your words."
"Tell the truth." Shen Yao frowned.
"Okay," Lu Jiheng sighed, and commented very honestly, "Boss, you will have a girlfriend in the future, so don't take pictures of her."
Shen Yao was stunned: "Why?"
Seeing his boss's earnest expression, Lu Jiheng felt a little headache. He thought about his words and explained carefully: "Well, that's right, it's easy to cause family disputes..."
Is it really that bad?
Shen Yao completely fell into self-doubt.
……
Neither Shen Yao nor Cheng Ran, who were busy with military training, knew that the popularity of "Fat Pang" was rising at a frightening speed on Starnet.
The reason is that a group of people in the military department left Africa and transferred to Europe——
Chen Jia, a military mecha player who has been single for thousands of years, recently proposed a fair-skinned, beautiful, and highly educated girlfriend.
He Shaoyang, who was obsessed with raising paper people and spent countless krypton gold but failed to get the skin he wanted, finally got the SSS-level skin he had been longing for.
And Lu Lang, who has been named and criticized by the official account of the military for a long time, is shocked that he has not been publicly criticized by the military for half a month! ! !
Chen Jiafen and He Shaoyang's fans looked at Lu Jiheng's fans who were crying with joy: ...
They are all from the military department, why is it your turn to have such a unique style of painting?
Sure enough, Lu Jiheng was too poisonous.
But in the spirit of worrying about idols first, and joy after idols, fans are generally very happy to post a few more posts when they see their idols change fortunes.
One for you, one for me, if you brush too much, someone will notice something is wrong.
At the same time, a fan of the four passerby fans of Shen Yao, Lu Jiheng, He Shaoyang, and Chen Jia looked at the chubby in various poses, and asked his soul question——
"Yjgj, these people collectively got rid of their crimes, is it all thanks to that koi?"
Such nonsense was naturally refuted by netizens.
"How is it possible! You really look down on African chieftains like us who have been cheating for more than 20 years!"
"I don't believe in this kind of feudal superstition anyway."
"However, if it wasn't for the koi, this would be too coincidental..."
"Whether 2333 is a coincidence or not, I believe it anyway."
"Me too. Anyway, the life of the non-chief is already so hard, it's good to have a thought!"
The first people who knew about this topic were fans and passers-by. Believe it or not, the comment section is quite friendly.However, as the heat rose, gradually, the sunspots also joined the battlefield.
"Hehe, some people say that the military fans on the star network represent the IQ basin, and now it is true."
"I pay taxes every year, but the military department used the money to raise these feudal superstitions?"
"Wait for the scientific research institute to come out and slap your face."
As soon as the sunspots made a noise, the fans couldn't sit still, and immediately began to mock——
"No matter how feudal and superstitious, our brother also made real military achievements. You are so capable. For example, what did you contribute to the empire?"
"Contribute a mouth to eat rice."
"Your mouth is so dirty, you have the ability to taunt, you have the ability to kill insects on the battlefield!"
"They're all soft-legged shrimps. I'm afraid they won't even be able to stand firm on the battlefield. Do you still expect them to kill the enemy?"
For a while, there was a war between black and white on this topic, and the atmosphere was smoky.
However, in general, the people in the military department are all fans who earn their money based on their strength. In addition, they usually live in the military department. Fans consciously control the comments, and the overall comments are still changing in a positive direction.
until……
A person who eats melons came out to speak: "To be honest, I am actually a fan of Marshal Shen. Today, I was screened by the face of his pet for a long time. I don't care about feudal superstition, but there is a problem. I endured it for a long time, and I couldn't bear it any longer—doesn't anyone think this fish is a bit ugly?!"
"Weak and weak row."
"Ah! Someone finally spoke my mind! I've felt this way for a long time, but I haven't dared to speak out..."
The first person to eat melons seemed to have opened some magic box. Except for the most determined group of fans, everyone else was attracted by Yu's appearance.
Face is an eternal topic, and everyone enthusiastically joined the discussion.
So, half a day later, the fans who were busy fighting suddenly saw a new topic pop up on the leaderboard — #胖胡色value#.
Who is Fatty?
So familiar.
The fans were lost in thought at the same time.
However, the opponent's fighting power was too strong, and they didn't have time to think about it.
Regardless, it is important to rectify the name of the military department/take the opportunity to discredit the military department.
Duck, sisters!
Get rid of this irrelevant topic!
At the same time, the fans ignored the new topic and put in their hands again, diligently making their topic popular.
……
At the end of the military training that day, Cheng Ran, who hurriedly took a shower, got into bed, took out his smart brain in his busy schedule, and played secretly.
The first thing to do when you open your smart brain is to go to Xingwang!Watch, rape Shen Yao!
However, this time, Cheng Ran didn't even need to go to Shen Yao's Xingwang account, he directly found Marshal Shen's trace in the search box.
By this time, after experiencing several rounds of bloody storms on Xingwang, it has entered the "sage time" after the dust has settled.
Cheng Ran despaired the moment he saw the top three hot searches.
No.1: #胖胡色值#
No.2: #好运锦鱼#
No.3: #Reject feudal superstition#
Facts have proved that no matter how powerful the fans are, they still can't deal with the melon eaters who do things spontaneously.
Cheng Ran: ...
I don't want to watch the hot search one, two or three.
After thinking about it, Cheng Ran guessed that No. 3 had the least relationship with him, so he opened No. 3 first with a slightly trembling hand.
The most popular comment under the related topic is a reasonable person: "#受击尚皇笑信# As the marshal of the empire, it is wrong for Shen Yao to take the lead in engaging in feudal superstition! As a public figure with millions of fans, doesn't he know how big his remarks will be? influence? I hope the marshal can take up his social responsibilities and stop posting weird things all the time."
Cheng Ran nodded, thinking that what this man said made sense.
He went out and turned into the second most searched.
“#好运锦鱼# A lucky little koi, whoever transfers wins the prize, just ask who else is not convinced? [picture][picture][picture]”
Cheng Ran clicked in and took a look. The picture was a comparison picture made from the Weibo reposted by Shen Yao and Lu Jiheng, and the news of winning the lottery.
However, even in such a dazzling winning news, the chubby face really steals the spotlight.
——and everyone looks ugly.
Cheng Ran quickly retreated from the inside, feeling ashamed and angry: It's been so long since the group reposted this, why did he drag him out to flog the corpse!
He groaned for a while, and clicked into the top search list with his hand.
Compared with the unified painting style of the second and third, the number one in the hot search is very colorful.
"Topic: #胖胖色value# Putting aside the filter of Shen Yao, what do you think of the koi's appearance?"
"One word, ugly."
"Two words, so ugly."
"Three words, I can't read them."
"Four words, extremely ugly."
"Five words, ugly and cute?"
"The last one in the trough, should you go to the hospital to see your eyes?"
"Okay, I have made an appointment with xxx Eye Hospital."
Cheng Ran: ...
unacceptable! ! !
The author has something to say: Cheng Ran: Starting today, I will be transmigrating from "Heart-warming Lucky Little Koi" to "Monte Cristo Crucian Carp"!