Chapter 1
Chapter 1
By the way, the Armed Detective Agency and the Port Mafia are at it again.
The location of the war is in the abandoned factory area. In this sunny and sunny weather, it is very suitable for couples to quarrel, fall in love, kill each other, destroy the world, and destroy the world. The members of the armed detective agency and the port mafia accurately found their deadly enemies, and started fighting if they disagreed. , the battle scenes are extremely hot, and the must-kill tricks are flying all over the sky.
While the others were still entangled, Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai had already finished a quick fight.
Nakahara Chuya's beloved hat had two more bullet holes. In order to avenge the hat, Chuya tore the instigator's favorite bandage to pieces, and took revenge fiercely.
The instigator, Osamu Dazai, was lying on his back in the ruins with messy bandages and disheveled clothes (?!), with a trace of blood on the corner of his mouth, and his handsome face was a bit embarrassed. He covered his injured abdomen with one hand, and let out a ghostly laugh that didn't make sense.
Shuanghei has known each other for many years, and the longest road they have traveled is the routine of the other party. When they fight, they don't need to show their mouths, secondly, they don't need to hold back their tricks, and thirdly, they don't need to go through the plot. Moreover, they never pretend to fight. It is seriously trying to kill the other party.
Like how they are now.
Dazai was paralyzed on the ground like a salted fish, and Nakaya stepped on his chest. With his height of 1.6 meters, he looked down at the flattened salted fish Dazai. Black common dream.
However, you can't do that either.
Because Osamu Dazai's gun was pointed firmly at him.
We have known each other for so many years, and I have never seen Dazai wasted a single bullet, and he can be called a sharpshooter with every shot.
Now that the distance between the two is so close, and [Dirty] is restrained by [Disqualification in the World], the person who shoots the gun is still Dazai Osamu who knows him well, even if he is shot, he can't guarantee that he will get away unscathed.
Although Zhong also came from the bottom of his heart, he wanted to step on his old partner's face!
Dazai raised the gun with one hand, rubbed the trigger with his fingertips, and seemed to be in a good mood.
He usually walks with Zhongye, and when he lowers his head, he can only see the top of Zhongye's pitch-black hat, and rarely has the opportunity to see Zhongye from the perspective of looking up.At this moment, Dazai was lying on his back on the ground, looking up at the cat's face which was also dirty with dust, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
Zhong also felt hairy, "Why are you laughing!"
"Well~ I just think..." The smile on the corner of Dazai's lips gradually widened, revealing a little bit of malice, "Even if you can't die with a beautiful woman, it's a good experience to die with you once in a while, what do you think?"
"It's not good!" Zhong Ye was irritable, "I don't want to die and be entangled by you!"
Nakahara Chu also dared to bet with his hat with two holes that Osamu Dazai seriously wanted to invite himself to die together. This lunatic never joked about "death". If he stepped on it hard, Dazai would definitely shoot, and then He happily dragged himself to hell together, and continued to harm himself in hell!
Zhong also curled his lips, feeling that he had once again completed his daily tasks.
I hate Osamu Dazai and can't kill him every day, so angry! (1/1)
In this way, the two stood in a stalemate for a long time. Because of their posture, Dazai, who had been raising his gun, couldn't help complaining, "Hands are so sore, how long do we have to maintain this posture."
Chuya looked relaxed, "My posture is pretty good, and it won't be a problem if I persist for a few days. If you have the ability, keep holding the gun. You'd better hold it steady. If you shake your hand, your life will be gone."
"Hey—it's too much, I don't want to buy you a drink today."
"Fart! Which time after a fight did you say you bought me a drink, but in the end I didn't get drunk and I paid the bill with my money!"
"I can introduce Miss Pretty to Chuya~"
"I'm not uncommon!"
Dazai sighed pretendingly, "Chuya, you're already old, you've never even held a girl's hand in Dalian, do you really want to be a bachelor for the rest of your life? Divide your high popularity among subordinates a little bit. Give it to women. For the sake of my ex-partner, I will teach you how to approach girls."
Zhong Yuanzhong also had a look of heck, "You hold hands when you see a woman, and invite her to die in love as soon as you open your mouth. Do you want me to help you figure out how many women have slapped you for being so big!"
Dazai was shocked, "You, Chuya! Do you even remember such a thing?!"
"The devil remembers! I'm mocking you, idiot!"
In this way, on a very serious battlefield, the two blacks who used to scare the dark world began to quarrel at the kindergarten level.Laughing at each other, exposing each other's shortcomings, all kinds of childish nicknames are flying all over the place, mixed with exclusive black material that only the two blacks can understand.
suddenly!
A gap opened in the sky above everyone's heads. The port mafia and the armed detective agency in battle collectively looked up at the sky, only to see two dark figures falling from the crack one after the other...accelerated fall...
Two big living people fell from the sky? ? ?
The angles at which everyone raised their heads happened to meet the glare of the sun, and they couldn't see the true faces of the two objects that fell from the sky.And the place where Chuya and Dazai quarreled was right under that gap.
Dazai squinted his eyes, judging from his years of experience in suicide attempts by jumping off buildings, he would surely die if he fell from this height.
Well, unless Zhong Ye comes to the rescue.
However, before he could wait to help, the figure falling at a slower speed suddenly stopped. The man stopped in mid-air, adjusted his posture, and instantly accelerated his dive to catch up with the figure falling at a faster speed. The man's clothes grabbed him, and the two landed safely with a wobble.
After the two fallen objects fell to the ground, everyone finally saw their true faces clearly.
Is that Chuya Nakahara without a coat and Osamu Dazai in black? !
(⊙o⊙) Huh?Um?Um?
[Mr. Dazai] who fell from the sky was wearing a well-tailored black suit, and the long coat that was originally on his body fell to the ground, kicking up a cloud of dust.He looked around, turned around and said to [Nakahara Chuya] who was performing a first aid in the air: "It seems that something interesting happened."
[Chuya] rolled his eyes, raised his leg habitually and gave a flying kick, and was dodged by [Dazai] sideways, he didn't care, just looked up at the sky, the crack had completely disappeared.
[Chuya] frowned, "How do I go back now, I still have work, I don't have time to play with you."
"Hey——" [Dazai] had a gentle smile on his lips, his pupils were dark and deep, and his gun was already in his hand, "Why do you want to go back, you just die here, the most valuable traitor in the Mafia over the years [Central Plains Zhongye]."
Mafia members: "..."
Nani!The boss of the Central Plains betrayed the Mafia? !
[Chuya Nakahara] who was accused of being a traitor did not refute, he just replied solemnly, "Is this how you treat your savior? You killed the former leader [Mori Ogai] with your own hands and led the port mafia to glory. The youngest and most promising leader in history [Mr. Osamu Dazai].”
Mafia + Detective Agency: "!!!"
Oh my god, there is another shocking revelation here!
Mr. Mori, who was named, looked at [Osamu Dazai] who fell from the sky, and then at Osamu Dazai lying on the ground with an innocent face, his eyes were not very friendly.
[Osamu Dazai] is used to judging the situation. When the situation is not good for him, he quickly restrains his murderous aura, spreads his hands, and puts on an innocent expression that is exactly the same as Osamu Dazai. He said to [Chuya] in a very sincere tone: " Don't be so hostile to me, I have been keeping the cadre position, waiting for [Chuya] to change his mind."
[Chuya] folded his arms and sneered, "Dream [Qing mako], I will never live under your hands!"
[Dazai] raised his forehead, "Because of this, you ran to the Armed Detective Agency in a fever? I'm really curious how you passed the entrance test, after all, with the brain capacity of a small slug... huh!" The guy got punched in the stomach.
[Zhong Ye] withdrew his fist and said word by word: "No! Please! You! Fee! Heart!"
Seeing that [Double Hei], who fell from the sky, was about to start a kindergarten-level quarrel, Mori Ogai, who was familiar with their personalities, stepped forward and interrupted, with a three-pointed tone, "Excuse me, can you please go to the mafia headquarters Have afternoon tea together?"
The two looked at each other, [Chuya] flew into the air and away from the battlefield, "Forgive my refusal."
Mori Ogai smiled and said nothing, turned to look at [Osamu Dazai] who was pretending to be innocent.
[Dazai] smiled brightly, "I also refuse."
Boss Sen's smile was brighter than his, "Oh, that can't be done."
Mori Ogai winked at Zhongya, who was out of the situation, and after receiving the order from Boss Mori, Chuya released the green mackerel that stepped on his feet, and walked to the other [blue mackerel], he stretched out his hand and wrapped it in the black glove. The palm of [Dazai] slowly spread out in front of [Dazai], the meaning was very clear - confiscate weapons!
[Dazai] looked at [Chuya] who was floating in mid-air watching the excitement, and then at Chuya who looked unhappy and was ready to beat someone at any time, he decided that the one who knows the current affairs is a hero.
So "the youngest and most promising leader [Mr. Osamu Dazai] who has led the port mafia to glory" obediently handed over his weapons and communicators, and followed Chuya leisurely, surrounded by mafia subordinates with machine guns , the atmosphere was very unfriendly.
[Chuya] took off his hat to mourn his back, "On this day next year, I will burn the bandages for you."
[Mr. Dazai], who was surrounded by mafia gangs, still had the same demeanor, and he didn’t look embarrassed when he was at a disadvantage. He bent down to pick up the black coat that fell on the ground, "First of all, I won’t die." [Dazai]’s tone was as calm as ever, " Then [Chuya] would pick me up in person and say 'Welcome back' to me like a little wife waiting for her husband to come home."
"I won't!"
"You will, my prophecy will definitely come true, you know this best." [Dazai] put on his coat, and the breeze raised his black hem, the mafia subordinates who were guarding him, surrounding him, and escorting him away At this moment, it is like surrounded by a king.
[Nakahara Chuya] looked at the back of [Dazai Osamu] leaving in a cool manner, and suddenly had an ominous premonition.
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