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Chapter 1 Admission

Yuan Xiaoxing rested his chin on his hands, and looked out the window with his eyes empty. A few mosquitoes came meanderingly, circled to the rear, landed on Xiaoxing's neck, caught them unawares, stabbed them with a needle, and sucked fiercely.After inhaling, it flapped its wings intoxicatedly and retreated, and the other landed quietly.

Only then did Xiao Xing feel the itching pain, and he stretched out his hand to slap it, and the mosquito died miserably on the spot.Xiaoxing wiped her hands, collected herself, and began to pack her things.

Xiaoxing was promoted to junior high school and was admitted to the city's key points.

Yuan's father and Yuan's mother hid their joy in the bottom of their hearts. For such expected and reasonable things, they had to be subtle and nonchalant on the surface in order to show a condescending temperament.It's completely different from those idiot parents who yell and brag about their son's admission to the key points.Walking in the neighborhood also feels more face-saving.

Sure enough, the profound intentions brought unexpected rewards. Several talkative uncles and aunts helped to distribute oral leaflets for free, which was highly efficient and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.Once, a mother stopped Yuan's mother halfway in the community, and sincerely asked for her children's education experience and many details. Yuan's mother has a fine tradition of helping others, and she will give her all she wants.As if she had found a treasure, the mother copied the shorthand, thanked her very much, and left happily.

Yuan's mother thought that her son had achieved great success as her No. [-] experimental product, and that No. [-] would continue to write legends in the near future, and she felt very comfortable thinking about it.

This starts with the distant past.

At that time, Yuan's father was on the verge of thirty, but he achieved nothing and lived a mediocre life.Mother Yuan is gentle and virtuous, with no complaints or regrets.In desperation, Yuan's father resolutely drifted north, inspected all over the place, deeply understood the ancient saying that people depend on food, and finally decided to engage in the catering industry and open a hot pot restaurant.So I bought a batch of spices and went home, shut myself in the house, tasted it myself, and developed an exclusive secret recipe half a year later.Afterwards, he got a loan, opened a store, and paid back his capital. All the way, he slashed and killed, and broke into a well-off life.

With his painstakingly formulated secret recipe, comfortable and elegant store environment, and meticulous and thoughtful service, Father Yuan quickly won praise from a group of foodies.

Thus, ushered in the birth of his son Yuan Xiaoxing.Yuan's father hoped that his son would become a dragon, and Yuan's mother, living up to her entrustment, gave full play to her expertise and turned Xiao Xing into an ideal good boy, who possessed all the traditional characteristics of a good boy: silent, docile, cute, like a cat. little sheep.

signed up.Father Yuan drove Xiaoxing to the city in a car.Suddenly changing from captivity to free-range, Yuan's father was very worried, fearing that his son would be bullied. Along the way, his paternal feelings erupted, and his mouth was like a flood-discharging Three Gorges Dam, constantly pumping water out. All kinds of famous sayings, philosophy of life , common sense of life, love experience... pouring it down tirelessly.Xiaoxing finally chose to put on the earphones, and the world became much quieter.

The car was parked in a dedicated space outside the school, and Father Yuan froze as soon as he entered.Looking around, all kinds of luxurious and expensive cars came one after another, making Father Yuan's mount look like a newly unearthed cultural relic.Father Yuan tied his mount to a corner, and then led Xiao Xing towards the teaching building.

After signing up and making the dormitory beds, Father Yuan gave a few more instructions, Xiao Xing nodded to be taught, and then watched his father drive away.

Breaking away from the shackles of her family and being alone in a strange place, Xiao Xing didn't feel too sad, but she was curious everywhere she looked.After strolling around, I walked out of the campus to take a look. The corner is a snack street, where there are all kinds of mobile food trucks stationed regardless of the weather, as well as various restaurants where students are eaten by students.Mencius said: food and sex also.Of course, material consumption alone cannot meet the demand, so Xiaoxing, who walked to the middle of the street, turned his head and saw a sign on a storefront: I want to return to the beauty salon.don't know.Looking down, I saw a woman with a charming posture and an enchanting appearance lying on the sofa, her eye shadow is enchanting, her breasts fluctuate, her jade legs are folded, and she is full of charm.Oh, Xiaoxing got it, it turned out to be a barber shop.

Keep going, it is an Internet cafe.Yes, with the school as the center, there are definitely Internet cafes within a radius of 500 meters. Internet cafes are like women. Temptation and teasing make the students maintain their passion and anticipation.

Xiaoxing felt bored, so he went in and asked the network administrator if there was still space. The network administrator glanced at Xiaoxing, collected the money to turn it on, and pointed to the stairs next to him, "You're just in the first year of junior high school, go to the second floor."

Xiaoxing obediently went to the second floor, wow, the crowd was crowded, and it was overwhelming. Xiaoxing found the number of the machine and sat down. The next seat was a buddy who was dancing dazzlingly. Hitting the space bar, Xiao Xing's heart skipped a beat, silently praying for the life of the keyboard.

Time passed quickly, Xiaoxing looked at the time, settled the network fee, ate something, and went back to the dormitory to take a look.

When I arrived at the door, I saw a roommate who was making the bed. At the first glance, the profile was very strong. The classmate noticed someone at the door, turned his head, and the second glance was from the front. The appearance was very masculine.

Xiaoxing waved and greeted him: "Hey, hello."

The strong and masculine classmate was obviously taken aback, "Uh... hello, are you also from Class Seven?"

"Uh, yes."

"What's your name?"

"Oh, just call me Xiaoxing."

"How old are you?"

"12."

The strong and masculine classmate was very happy and said: "Ha, I am older than you, from now on, I am your brother."

Xiaoxing's eyes widened, "Why?"

"Because my brother is older than you."

"..." Xiaoxing didn't understand the logic of this, "What's your name?"

The classmate smiled and said, "Brother's name is Zhang Jian." Then he raised his chin, "Call me brother."

"No..." Xiaoxing turned around and left.

Zhang Jian stretched out his hand to hold it, and said with a thick face: "Don't be shy, I won't eat you. Then call later, anyway, from now on, you are my brother."

"..." Xiaoxing was speechless.

In the classroom, the students were almost all there, and they were all getting to know each other and chatting. Xiaoxing lay quietly on the table in a daze.Zhang Jian had long forgotten about this younger brother who needed to be cared for, and his eyes were wandering, looking around, looking for the beautiful woman he liked.After choosing for a long time, I felt that those girls were half-developed, a little disappointed, and couldn't arouse my appetite.

Suddenly, from the door, following the corner of his eye, a beautiful figure floated past.Zhang Jian's eyes brightened instantly, and his appetite increased sharply.The prey appears and the target is locked.

She was an authentic beauty, and her fresh temperament made many girls act as dead branches and leaves to set off the flowers.Zhang Jian followed her like a docile wolf dog, wagging his tail constantly to show his affection for her.It's just that the beauty didn't seem to like the husky who turned into a human. She smiled politely at Zhang Jian, but it aroused Zhang Jian's more enthusiastic response. As you can imagine, the gift she got was cold and perfunctory.She is like fresh meat hanging on the beams of the house, only enough for Zhang Jian to look up greedily.

Xiaoxing's deskmate is named Liu Feng, with a pair of black-rimmed glasses, clean hair, and a strong atmosphere of literary youth. The two were chatting speculatively, Zhang Jian rushed over dejectedly, and hugged Xiaoxing , said hypocritically: "Brother, brother is broken in love."

Xiaoxing was stunned for a moment, then immediately broke free, not knowing what to say.

Zhang Jian said with a bitter face, "Brother, please comfort me."

Liu Feng felt a liquid hit his throat, held back, and asked, "Brother, what's going on, I lost my relationship on the first day of school, please communicate, please share."

So Zhang Jian told the story. After listening to Liu Feng, he adjusted the frame of the mirror and said, "Skills are very important to communicate with such a girl with personality. As for her QQ account, it's just a small thing."

"Really?"

Liu Feng snapped his fingers, "Look at me." Then he walked up to the beauty and sat down, beckoning plainly, "Hey, hello."

The beauty looked up, "Hello."

"I heard that someone is harassing you." Liu Feng said bluntly.

"Yes, there was a second one just now, as for now, I'm not sure if you are the second one."

"No, you misunderstood, I just want to tell you a way to resist harassment, or the husky just now will come again, you should need it very much, right?"

"It's really needed, let's talk about it."

"Tell that husky your QQ number."

"you sure?"

Liu Feng reminded with a smile, "There is a magical existence called Trumpet, right?"

The beautiful classmate nodded, it made sense, took out a post-it note, and wrote a column of numbers.Liu Feng took it and handed it over to Zhang Jian.Zhang Jian patted Liu Feng on the shoulder, and promised domineeringly, "If there is any trouble in the future, I will find my brother."

"Uh, okay." Liu Feng smiled, turned his head and rolled his eyes, thinking that he was really a bastard.

Evening self-study is over.

Xiaoxing and Liu Feng went to the commissary to buy snacks and returned to the dormitory. On the way, they suddenly heard a full-bodied tenor voice.

Zhang Jian was completely ecstatic, crying like ghosts and wolves while he was applying, and a roommate was paralyzed on the bed with his eyes blank, apparently having been tortured into shock by this extremely aggressive noise pollution.

Liu Feng pulled Xiao Xing away quietly, sighed, "How can I share a dormitory with him... I can't stand it."

"Uh, just get used to it slowly." Xiaoxing comforted.

"Oh my god, I can't get used to it. That voice is so hard to hear that it belongs to him." Liu Feng couldn't accept it, and said: "And, there is one more thing, the behavior of a bastard is the same as a woman's mind. Mystery. I can't predict what he will do next moment."

"...It sounds scary to say it."

"Xiao Xing, really, I think changing dormitories is our best destination."

The singing still wafts through the corridors.

Xiaoxing clearly saw the door of the adjacent dormitory slammed shut, and the action of the alumni closing the door showed a decisive gesture.

"See, how terrible the noise pollution is."

"Uh……"

The two took a deep breath and walked into the bedroom with their eardrums straightened.

The singing stopped suddenly, followed by a dynamic DJ.Zhang Jianjian wore a pair of briefs, his heart moved with the rhythm, and he swayed unrestrainedly. A spot of highlight suddenly protruded from the underpants, blinding Liu Feng's eyes.

"Me, what did I just say?" Liu Feng was a little dizzy.

"It's twisted... very good." Xiaoxing said.

"That's right, with the small flower drum and red ribbon, it's a Yangko dance."

At the end of the song, Zhang Jian suddenly turned 360 degrees, covered his crotch with his left hand, and pointed to the sky with his right hand.Liu Fengxin said that this movement was inexplicably familiar. As soon as a thought flashed across his mind, Zhang Jian raised his crotch, raised his buttocks, raised it again, raised it again, raised it again, raised it again... Then he stretched out his hand to stroke his hair, raised his chin, and asked to stand by the door. Are the two audience members amazed by brother's dancing posture...

The two looked away from the tent at Zhang Jian's waist, sat down, and gathered together.

"It's...beautiful. Liu Feng really can't find a suitable adjective." Such a visually impactful performance art, I really regret that I didn't record it with my mobile phone and post it on the Internet. "

Zhang Jian heard Liu Feng say that it was a performance art, and felt that the evaluation was quite high, and said: "Not bad, you have the level of appreciation, and I am optimistic about you."

Liu Feng was speechless, thinking that the IQ of this bastard is the legendary negative number?

This is Zhang Jian walking in front of Xiaoxing, the tent Xiaoxing's eyes are at the same level, Xiaoxing's face turns red, and he is a little at a loss.

Zhang Jian squinted a smile, bent down, and the tent protruded even more!Ask: "Brother, isn't brother very attractive?"

"Uh, I don't know." Xiaoxing lowered his head.

"Then you have been staring at brother, don't you have a good impression of brother?"

"No, it's not."

"To be honest, as long as you say you have a crush on brother, brother will let you touch her."

"Touch?" Xiaoxing looked blank, "Touch what?"

"My brother's younger brother." Zhang Jian said.

Liu Feng's eyelids twitched.

Xiao Xing did not include this species in his knowledge, so he asked in embarrassment: "What is that?"

Zhang Jian was very surprised, and thought that this little kid was too pure, so it's better to be tactful.

"Then do you think brother is in good shape?"

"Hmm..." Xiaoxing could only nod.

"Then do you want to touch my brother's abdominal muscles?"

Xiaoxing was stunned.

At this time, there was a roar of Shi Potian: "I want to touch!"

The sleeping roommate bounced off the bed, his movements were extremely agile, he moved forward indomitably, resolutely, and jumped on the hungry tiger.Zhang Jian was caught off guard and retreated subconsciously, but his roommate hugged his waist. The huge inertia and momentum caused the two of them to hit the wall.

Xiaoxing was dumbfounded, and his roommate's Tianling Gai hit Zhang Jian's tent head-on.

The tent collapsed and Zhang Jian's face was distorted.

"Oh, it hurts." Liu Feng couldn't help shaking.

"You...shut up!" Zhang Jian struggled to speak, covering his crotch with his hands, his face was ashen, and he kept licking.

The roommate was terrified, "Will it leave sequelae?"

Zhang Jianxin said that there are sluts everywhere, especially here, you, the perpetrator, didn't even apologize, your sister's chrysanthemum is waiting to be pumped!

"If you rush over like this again, I will destroy you." Zhang Jian said angrily.It seems that his regenerative ability is quite good, and he can already speak fluently.

"Come and destroy me if you have the ability!" The roommate grinned.

The corners of Zhang Jian's mouth twitched. With such an arrogant provocation, what will he do in the future if he is not settled?

"The specialty of a bitch is being mean, and the worst thing to beat is making it a habit. If you want to be abused, don't blame your brother for being cruel." Zhang Jian slowly forced his roommates to leave.

"Wait." My roommate asked, "What flower?"

"What flower do you think it is?"

"Don't tell me it's autumn flowers."

"Congratulations, you got the answer right!" Zhang Jian rushed over.

The roommate was "forcibly suppressed" and screamed. There was no panic in the cry, but enjoyment...

Liu Feng calmly watched the two performing sex.

"This is an impromptu entertainment show that boys in the school like to see, just get used to it." Liu Feng said to Xiaoxing.

"Uh..." Xiao Xing suffered two visual shocks in succession, and he was still in a trance. The reason why he acted so calmly was because the plot development was too fast, which exceeded his ability to digest, and he didn't have time to express his surprise.

Xiaoxing's elementary school life is as plain as water, the school spirit is as conservative as an old woman's feet, and the surroundings are full of feudal remnants.Xiaoxing has been withdrawn and silent since she was a child, which coincides with that school ethos.In the sixth grade, some male and female students' sexual consciousness sprouted, and they played some ambiguous games to make the school spirit more open.For example, male and female students play table tennis together. If the female student loses, the male student is allowed to kiss herself. If the male student loses—male students will not lose.The male students who play this kind of game are generally strong and strong, directly look down on the short and thin people like Xiaoxing, and have serious machismo tendencies.Those female students like naughty boys, they are all willing to give their first kiss, and started the battle without hesitation, holding the racket, and the result became more and more sensational, the male students went smoothly, and they should have taken away the second and third kisses of the female students .It would be too troublesome for the male students to discuss about winning once and kissing once. Tell the female students to remember the number of times you lost, and go to check out outside the school after school, so that kissing will be more enjoyable.

But these little stars only heard about it, and didn't witness it.So Xiaoxing waved his sleeves and came to the new school, the conservative primary school ethos still remains.I just saw the male version of twisting yangko, which refreshed my narrow understanding of dance.Then the climax came one after another, and I continued to watch the romantic drama of boys catching chickens.

Xiao Xing and his little brother were stunned. In Xiao Xing's world view, there is no concept of genitals. He only knows that the thing between boys' penis is called dick, which cannot be touched casually.Father Yuan once taught Xiao Xing to take good care of his penis, and never let it out except when bathing or urinating, lest it fly away...

In elementary school, boys would shrink back when their penis was touched. How could they directly attack you like they are now, and I will give you back what I want...

Therefore, Zhang Jian's behavior has stimulated Xiao Xing in an all-round way.It's like an old woman removes the foot wrap and puts the foot wrap on public display, leaving a lot of stunned friends behind.

Xiaoxing is working hard to update the system to integrate thinking with the avant-garde school spirit.The roommate suddenly let out a long cry, Zhang Jian tore off his underwear, and threw it flying - the underwear flipped in the air, drew a strange arc, and fell on a man's head.

That is the management teacher of the dormitory.

Xiaoxing crashed in an instant, the system crashed, it was blank, and he was unconscious.

The next day, the system was reorganized, Xiaoxing recovered, and felt that his life was disillusioned, so he might as well go back.Burned by curiosity, Xiao Xing asked Liu Feng about the follow-up plot of last night.

"The plot of dog blood often happens to people who have been beaten with chicken blood." Liu Feng summed it up.Then he took out a yellowed book, turned to a certain page, and let Xiaoxing read it by himself.

Xiaoxing worshiped and read this precious document: "Biography of the Gods and Men in the History of No. [-] Middle School"

Speaking of □□ AD, the key point in southern Sichuan, the campus dormitory, the uncle is here.Big ears and fat face, round belly slippers, domineering style.The uncle's surname is Lei, and he is in charge of guarding. His voice is like a bell, and his roar breaks the sky.People gave it a nickname - Thunderbolt □□.He is a wonderful and kind person, with both temperaments at the same time.Live in harmony and have unlimited joy.Students should keep in mind that it will be passed on from generation to generation.

"It is said that this book was written by a former graduate, and there are some romantic affairs of the principal and director in it, but they have been selectively deleted. Later, this work has been passed down and written by previous graduates. Anyway, it can Come to a conclusion." Liu Feng looked serious.

"What conclusion?" Xiaoxing asked nervously.

"This school is rich in wonderful things." Liu Feng said.

Xiaoxing was shocked by this production efficiency.

Xiao Xing has just arrived, and she doesn't understand the long history of the school just like the sex of girls.However, it still shows a strong curiosity about the presence of new things. Xiaoxing's current hardware facilities are still at the stage of a small county town, and it is more or less difficult to handle the information resources of a higher-level big city.The tip of the iceberg last night already has lingering fears, and now I know that I am playing hide-and-seek with mysterious and wonderful anecdotes, and the situation is tight.

"Xiao Xing, in this strange school where ghosts and ghosts come and go, you have to keep one thing in mind so that you can live comfortably and adapt to it."

"Which point?"

"There is no moral integrity, and there is no lower limit." Liu Feng put it bluntly.

Xiaoxing didn't expect that just two sentences would blow up his memory capacity.

"Slowly understand."

"Yeah." Xiaoxing nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.

"Okay, now let's change the topic back to last night." Liu Feng asked earnestly, "Xiao Xing, if you are xx, you will be covered by delicious underwear the moment you enter the door, and then you will see two fresh flesh Stirring hot. Tell me, what will you do?"

Xiao Xingxin said that using delicious to describe underwear... what a metaphor.

"I'll make a note and warn them not to litter, uh...garbage," Xiaoxing said.

"Well, normal thinking. But weird logic is outside the normal category."

"So..." Xiaoxing waited in full force, mentally preparing for his brain cells to be mauled.

"So the first reaction was to take a look at the roommate's penis, and commented in a well-informed tone: It's so small."

"Oh..." Xiaoxing's brain cells suffered heavy casualties.

"Then the roommate blushed and explained that he hadn't developed yet and would grow up in the future. Finally, he praised Zhang Jian for his good figure, healthy and attractive complexion, and took a picture of his chest muscles... The picture is harmonious and impressive. Choking." Liu Feng rubbed his temples.

"..." Xiaoxing had nothing to say, only silence.

After eating breakfast, the two went to the classroom for class.