Chapter 10
Chapter 10
Chu Minghang didn't dare to say what the situation of others was, but when he woke up and opened his eyes and saw a big face close to his eyes, his first reaction was to punch him.
"You...fuck..." Fang Qi squatted down covering his nose, and hummed twice in pain.
"Who!?"
"Me! It's me! Captain, don't you remember me!"
"What kind of plot is this?"
"Report to the captain, I think you should draw your gun and kill me in the next step... Damn it hurts brother, why are you so hard?"
Chu Minghang patted the white ash on his back, and stood up: "As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a big face close to me by ten centimeters. I haven't hurt the killer yet, please kneel down and thank me."
Fang Qi was at a loss for words for a moment, he originally wanted to squat down and call Chu Minghang to get up, but he accidentally started counting his eyelashes in a crooked way, and while counting, he thought in his heart that these heavenly eyelashes could not even match Tang Qingming, Before counting to 10, Chu Minghang woke up.
"Here you are." Chu Minghang threw the bottle into Fang Qi's arms, "Why do you want this?"
"The college organizes picnics for emergencies."
"You still participate in your sophomore year?"
"Students will be forced to do a second-week book review..."
"Take your sword, warrior." Chu Minghang pointed to the toilet water, "Your hope is on the dawn horizon, your people are waiting for you, your country is waiting for you! If you need manual assistance, please press 0 .”
"..."
Fang Qi looked at the time displayed on his phone, immediately put the breakfast he bought on the chair, and walked out with a dew bottle in his pocket, "Thank you Da Mao for helping me, the breakfast on the chair is as a thank you, I'm leaving first, tomorrow night Come back and give it back to you!"
"Well, oh good."
Fang Qi had just left, and Jing Xu, who had been hiding next door, finally came into the classroom humming a little tune with the leftover breakfast in his hand.Seeing that it was Jing Xu, Chu Minghang let out a long sigh: "I have to eat double breakfast today."
Jing Xu shook his head, tsk-tsk: "No, no, just now I ate your share with empathy."
"what?"
"Fang Qi squatted in front of you and looked at it for a long time. The picture is so basic that I dare not look at it."
"..."
"I wonder if you two kissed."
"..."
"Ahem, I didn't sneak a peek on purpose, you know I learn from Da Mao and sometimes gossip, just a little bit!"
Fang Qi took another nap on the bus. Although he slept badly, the president sat beside him. This phone vibrated from time to time. Every time it vibrated, Fang Qi trembled, so the whole dream was spinning. .
"My lord, I don't know if I should say something or not." Fang Qi couldn't bear it anymore, and finally mustered up the courage to press the chairman's shoulder.
The president nodded: "Quite."
"...Brother, why don't you put your phone where it won't vibrate me?"
"Oh, sorry to bother you."
"You actually admitted your mistake and took the wrong medicine?"
A vein suddenly popped up on the forehead of the president: "I'm lying, you say I'm slippery, I admit my mistake, you say I took the wrong medicine. Do you want to get out of the car and walk to the camp by yourself?"
"No, I never mean that, I'm just surprised at your progress..."
At that moment, Fang Qi felt that the chairman not only wanted to throw himself down and walk, but also wanted to stuff him directly under the wheel and crush him ten thousand times.
But the president didn't seem to have the energy to accompany Fang Qipin, another round of bombing on the phone started vigorously, and he hurriedly shrank his head and went to type.
Just when Fang Qi closed his eyes for the second time to feel drowsy and felt that one foot had already stepped on a cloud, the president suddenly shook Fang Qi vigorously: "Wake up!"
"..."
"Ask you something."
"Ok?"
"You said you've known each other for more than a year, is it reliable to confess to someone?"
Countless golden flowers immediately exploded in Fang Qi's mind, as bright as the first time he heard that Fang He had a girlfriend, which directly caused his brain to crash, and it took him nearly half a minute to distinguish the What did the chairman ask.
Suppressing the desire to say "You are not very reliable to confess to anyone", Fang Qi put up all his energy and replied: "Do you think the girl is interested in you?"
"how could I know."
"No hint of a very friendly relationship or anything? Not at all?"
"Our relationship has always been very good. From the time we met, to be precise, she is very good with everyone."
"Uh……"
The president buried his face in the palm of his hand rarely, and rubbed his eyes fiercely: "I'm so worried..."
"Why don't you ask the vice president? Girls know girls better..."
"I asked."
"How to say?"
"She said to me 'you're not reliable with confessions'."
Fang Qi blurted out: "I think so too!"
Fang Qi, died.
This episode of the chairman was kept in Fang Qi's heart, waiting for a good opportunity that would come at an unknown time, and reported it first-hand to the world.
When they arrived at the camp, Fang Qi directed the students in his group to divide into two groups. The boys were in charge of setting up the tents, while the girls chose a team leader. They went to the nearby market to buy ingredients together.
Most of the people were pitching tents for the first time, and they didn't know the point at all. They could only rely on a few students with camping experience and the guidance of adults who had family trips in nearby camps, and they finally pitched themselves before the girls came back. Set of two tents.
When the girls came back with a bunch of ingredients, Fang Qigang led people to get the picnic tools of group A, and after listening to the precautions, he prepared to build a table under the guidance of the teacher.
"Senior, senior, when I was shopping just now, I heard that there is a bonfire party nearby tonight! There is also a night market!"
"You want to go?"
"Think about it!"
"Let's talk to the teacher and see if it will be approved."
"it is good!"
The autumn outing location chosen by the college is a well-known campsite around S City. Many enthusiasts will come here to camp in autumn. There are also several famous tourist villages around. The nearest village Z is a famous hot spring village. Fang Qi and his family Been here a few times.
After the students started cooking in a decent manner, Fang Qi was free, and ran around to each group to ask for snacks. Fang Qilian, who hadn't eaten anything since morning, only brought a little bit of snacks. It was all eaten up when it was served.
When he walked to the side of the vice president, the vice president patted Fang Qi on the shoulder, and said sadly: "I'm holding potato chips now, and I feel like I'm just a bad master holding up meat and refusing to give dogs to eat."
"..."
The president fanned the flames: "Pet abuse is heinous."
"Take it, take it, everyone is responsible for being kind to animals!" The vice president stuffed Fang Qi with a bag of potato chips and two apples, but felt that it was not enough, so he added an extra can of yogurt.
Fang Qi didn't even know whether he was loved or hated by his seniors...
Sitting next to the schoolgirl who was cooking, Fang Qi took out his mobile phone and browsed the webpage. As soon as he connected to the Internet, the YY notification sounded immediately.
[Monan]: It's so easy that I'm free and you're not here
[A flower in Mobei]: I have something to do at school, so are you free tomorrow night?
[Monan]: I will start a tour tomorrow, and you love to bring her apprentice to the tour, do you think I will give you a discount?
[A flower in Mobei]: Love is a fart, is that my roommate?When you meet someone, say it's my love
[Monan]: Who else?
[A Flower in Mobei]: When I first switched servers, I happened to catch up with you, Heijin, and a group of people who vendetta me said that I was your love.
[Monan]: ...I don't have black gold.
[A flower in Mobei]: That's not the point!
[Monan]: This is the key point.
[A flower in Mobei]: ...
[Monan]: By the way, how much discount should I give to your roommate's apprentice?
[A flower in Mobei]: He takes as much as he likes, and he is willing to spend as much money for his sister
[Monan]: Bound?
[A flower in Mobei]: binding attempt
[Monan]: get
[A flower in Mobei]: Damn you, don't charge too much, although I think you may also belong to the FFF group, don't burn anyone you see!
[Monan]: I am much smarter than you.
After finishing speaking, Monan went offline at lightning speed, leaving no chance for Fang Qi to refute.Thinking about posting an offline message now, I feel a little weak and not enough to relieve my anger. If I don’t reply, I feel even more uncomfortable if I hold my breath in one breath.In the end, Fang Qi could only weakly send a scroll, and then went back to browse his webpage helplessly.
At the bonfire party in the evening, the teacher counted up the list of students who wanted to go, and asked the president and vice president to lead the mighty march to the village, and the rest were watched by the teacher to move freely by the artificial lake.
Along the way, the chairman's typing speed was comparable to that of an automatic typewriter, but the speed of the other party's reply was obviously much slower, and it took two or three minutes to reply.
The village is crowded with people, and the bonfire has not yet been lit, but the night markets on both sides of the street are already very lively, and the smell of sauces from various delicacies deeply stimulates people's taste buds. A group of students can't wait to grow three more stomachs to digest the food , The fast legs and feet have already run to the squid stand to pay the money and shout "come 10 skewers".
"Don't run too far, a few people act together, come back to me in an hour!" The vice president shouted in the direction of the students who ran away with a loudspeaker.
"You can eat if you want, you don't need to pretend to be old →→." The president looked at the slobbering vice president, and said straight away.
"I want to pretend to be reserved and a cute girl with a small stomach, can't I?!" The vice president held a megaphone in one hand, pinched his waist with the other, and stepped on the flower bed with one leg. It didn't look like it from any angle. A cute girl.
The president silently took a picture of the heroic appearance of the vice president, and replied: "We are all old monsters who cultivated at the same time, who doesn't know who, what are you pretending to be."
So the vice president left angrily.
When the bonfire was lit, BGM was played in the square. Many young tourists who were bored and wanted to be cool ran to the bonfire and started dancing to the music. Gradually, some couples were encouraged by their friends to run to the center of the square. Just twist it up.The students who had bought snacks and sat around chatting together were ready to move when the music started. Some bold boys just threw the leftover packaging into the trash bag, and pulled over the two girls who had a little affection quickly. Joined in, leaving a few students on the sidelines hahaha booing.
Fang Qi had no interest in this thing, he was sitting next to the students with a bored face, fiddling with his mobile phone, and from the corner of the corner of his eye, he saw that the vice president was looking at the bustling crowd with a golden light in his eyes, looking forward to it.
"Sister, will you go?"
"Don't go."
"I see you would like to go."
"How embarrassing!? I'm already such an adult, and I still engage in this kind of young literary and artistic youth."
Fang Qi stood up, patted his trousers, and stretched out his hand to the vice president: "Show me your face?"
"Little brother really understands me! I wish you a good marriage in the future!"
"……marry?"
The vice president had a sly look on his face, leaving behind a string of rippling laughter.
Fang Qi generously accompanied the vice president to play in the crowd for a long time. When the vice president had almost had enough fun, the two of them went back to the resting students one by one. A shout came from the side: "What—!?"
Fang Qi turned his head violently, and looked at the president with a look of shock + pain in the ass + disbelief + astonishment standing at the other end of the flower bed, with a mobile phone in his hand.
"My lord, what's wrong with you, my lord!" Fang Qi rushed over and shook the president's shoulder back and forth.
"Hold……"
"grown ups!"
"Fang Qi, I think I'm not well."
"It's okay, my lord. You've never had a good time. Tell me what happened!"
The president held up the phone that had been turned off, and said word by word: "He, is, a, male."
Fang Qi didn't react for a moment, and when he remembered what the president was talking about, someone had already said that sentence.
"You haven't met the person you want to confess to? Why are you still confessing to the person you haven't met!? Could it be online dating..."
The president was crying, with no image at all: "Damn it, I thought it was a girl, who the hell knew it was a man! That's not the point, he thought I was a woman!"
After hearing what the president said, Fang Qi suddenly felt that he was the one who should be in a bad mood.
It is said that the president of the student council, surnamed Wang and named Yuxi, is a native of S City. He has studied hard since he was a child, and is a pillar of talent in the eyes of teachers and parents.It's a pity that no one is perfect, maybe it's because he pretends to be too good in front of his elders and needs a channel to vent. Student Wang has always had a big problem with speaking, that is, he often brings continuous dot damage of hp-10 per second, In other words, a poisonous tongue.
But now, even Chairman Wang, who was casually throwing poisonous knives, was sitting by the flower bed with a dazed expression, like a young man who had lost his love.
"Damn it, I played a personal monster account, but I didn't expect that he was also a personal monster. How could it be possible, he is obviously a royal sister who cherishes words like gold, and a royal sister like me has always had a very sensitive sense of smell."
The confidant brother Fang Qi said from the side: "He didn't ask you if you were a man or a woman?"
"I thought he knew I was a man, everyone knew that."
"Uh, everyone obviously doesn't include your sweetheart."
"I'm a mermaid, so I'm famous in all servers! When I was out in the wild, I was the one who scolded me!"
"...Why are you so happy?"
The president rolled his eyes: "It's quite interesting, so I added a bunch of emojis into it when I was typing."
"Yes, the emoji."
"It matches the image of the game."
"Well, the game image..."
"Loli, how cute."
"Loli..."
"If I wasn't for Lolita, I would still be so cute, how could there be a treatment group for wives..."
Fang Qi was silent for a while, and asked: "President, is your nickname 'Watching the Fun'?"
"Yes, you know?"
"Hey, that's you!!?"
"You just know!?"
"I just found out, and I just found out that the account is a personal monster account not long ago. Who would think that it is a personal monster account? Suddenly, I feel so sympathetic and sympathetic to the man you have taken a fancy to!!"
"Nimma, I'm looking for a girl!"
"But he's a man!"
Later, Fang Qi concluded: The president and the man are really the end of the transvestite.
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