mousepad-d2 Chapter 15
Chapter 15
Monan's trumpet practiced very slowly, and basically he would only upgrade to a level every day. Fang Qi complained that the upgrade speed was like a cow, and the other party replied:
[Friend] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Of course it’s slow for me to upgrade my mind healing method
[Friend] [Mobei]: Are you sick? !
[Friend] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: In this way, if anyone passing by sees such a poor person, I would kindly accept me as an apprentice, how nice.
[Friend] [Mobei]: Don't you have a master?
[Friend] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Do you have any use?
[Friend] [Mobei]: Why am I useless?Send you so many things.
[Friend] [Bouncing Bouncing]: I also have those things.
[Friend] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Besides, what's the use of upgrading so quickly.
[Friend] [Mobei]: You are my first apprentice, of course I hope you will upgrade as soon as possible!
【Friend】[Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Somehow it sounds a little pathetic...
【Friend】[Luo Ji]: Very pitiful
[Friend] [Watching from the sidelines]: Seeing you are so pitiful, why don't I practice a trumpet and act as your apprentice? 0,0
[Friend] [Mo Bei]: President, are you alive again?
【Friend】[Watching from the sidelines]: I secretly went online to observe the enemy's situation~(≧▽≦)/~
[Friend] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Master, come and accompany me to upgrade!
[Friend] [Mobei]: ...
Through the screen, Fang Qi seemed to see the reflection of Chu Minghang's glasses. He looked at the screen with a serious face, a strange smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he stretched out a hand to shake him: "Come on, come and upgrade with me."
But it might be a matter of attributes, Fang Qi actually went there wagging his tail, and when his number got off the carriage, he forgot how he made the decision in a hurry.
As soon as he landed, Qi threw an application for forming a team. After joining the team, he saw that the mental method displayed under the loli avatar on the team frame was a healing method.
[Team] [Mo Bei]: What tasks have you accomplished now?
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Kill the fox and pick up the fox fur
[Team] [Mobei]: Wait for me to pass
Fang Qi trotted over on his little black horse, and sure enough, he saw the little Lolita waving her small arms and struggling to kill monsters. He didn't know how much time Chu Minghang had to kill monsters with healing methods, but from afar Looking at this picture everywhere, to paraphrase Chu Minghang's own words, somehow it sounds a little pitiful...
So Fang Qi went over and ordered Little Lolita to invite them to ride together. The two of them rode on the same horse. Fang Qi killed almost all the foxes in the vicinity, then released the ride, and asked Monan to pick up the things and hand in the task.
[Team] [Mobei]: Have you never practiced trumpet before?
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: No, there is only one number all the time, and I can't play too much if I practice too much.
[Team][Mobei]: I want to practice the trumpet every season after graduating from equipment, otherwise I always feel that there is nothing to do.It's a pity that I didn't practice it.
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing]: I clear CDs every day five books a week, I'm never bored =. =
[Team] [Mobei]: Day, don't use kaomoji
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Why 0L=?
[Team][Mo Bei]: It reminds me of the story of confessing to the girl I like and discovering that both of them are men
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Where is the ending of the story =w=
[Team] [Mobei]: I don't know yet! ?It's not over yet
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: It's amazing to use Lolita, and I will use all kinds of cute expressions unconsciously.
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Why don't you try to build one?The two little lolita standing together are particularly beautiful.
[Team] [Mobei]: I don't practice.
One night, Fang Qi took the loli number to upgrade to level 30. The little loli at level 50 bought a school suit and stood in front of Fang Qi.
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Don't touch me and take a screenshot
[Team] [Mo Bei]: There's nothing to stop here.
Having said that, Fang Qi also secretly switched the game quality, and took several screenshots of the changed moves. Just as he was about to change his posture, he saw someone nearby chatting and typing:
[Recent chat] [Passerby A]: Damn, look at the system, someone is showing affection
[Recent chat] [Passerby B]: I just watched it, and it’s been almost 5 minutes, how many damns?
[Recent chat] [Passer A]: 100 local tyrants paved the road with fireworks 23333
Usually Fang Qi doesn't open the system bulletin board at all, and he has no interest in the ways of local tyrants to show their affection, but this time he clicked on the system bulletin out of curiosity, and found that the bulletin board was full of the same firework announcements. The bar was turned over from beginning to end, except for a few reward messages in the middle, the rest were fireworks.
[Team] [Mobei]: ...
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Are you trying to say that the fireworks have not been let off yet?
[Team] [Mobei]: No
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Then what do you want to say.
[Team] [Mobei]: I really want our president to say, oh my god, it’s scary that someone set off so many fireworks for you, aren’t you scared? !
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: ...
Just when Fang Qi gloated and wanted to watch, the president's series of fatal calls followed him. Luo Tang had already turned off his computer and was about to go to bed, but was woken up again by this series of very persistent ringtones.
"Who?"
Fang Qigang pressed the reject button and replied, "Our president."
"Is your hospital still working so late?"
"no……"
"what is that?"
"Now is the psychological construction time for the bosom sister."
Fang Qi refused to connect once, and sure enough, the chairman immediately called again persistently. This time Fang Qi answered quickly, and before he could speak, Wang Yuxi's voice came over impatiently: "I, I, I, I I, I, I..."
"I saw it hahahahahaha, why don't you go offline?"
The president sounded like he was about to cry: "What the hell!"
"Why didn't you open the account?"
"I drove it!"
"Then why don't you go offline?"
"Nimma, my computer is in his hands, and he set off fireworks for my account with one hand and one mouse, which is so fucking exciting!"
Fang Qi reacted for a long time before he understood the meaning of this sentence, and then he took the phone away to look at the time, then looked at the already dark sky outside, and asked, "Are you in the dormitory?"
"No, I'm going home today."
"Why is your computer in his hands?"
"He took it by violent means."
"...Then why is he at your house."
"..."
This question caused a long silence between the two. Fang Qi vaguely felt that he had asked the key point of the incident, but he did not expect that this question was so sharp that he asked the chairman for the first time in his life.
"Because he lives downstairs in my house...?"
"No, that doesn't seem to be the point. For example, I won't allow my downstairs neighbor to be in my house at this time."
"Is your downstairs neighbor a woman?" the president replied in seconds.
"No, it's a man." Fang Qi held his forehead, very annoyed. In his heart, the president has always been a brilliant and heroic image of a black-bellied wise man. Unexpectedly, his EQ is so pitifully low. Applying the food chain theory of Chu Minghang in the past, As the top of the food chain in Fang Qi's eyes, the higher food chain above the president has probably always been a hidden route, and only a certain customs clearance event will trigger the hidden plot of the second week.So Fang Qi could only persuade: "Look, you already let people into the house, so what's the point of setting off fireworks..."
"A firework is so much money!!"
"Damn it, your focus is on money!?"
"no……"
"Besides, you have a lot of meat just to set off fireworks, and it's not your gold that was spent, right?"
"When you say that, it seems to make sense."
When Fang Qi was able to put down the phone, his brain was a little hypoxic. He couldn't figure out which brain of the president couldn't turn around. He had obviously accepted it subconsciously, but he kept stubbornly refusing to admit it. After Er and Monan complained, the other party only sent two words:
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Tsundere.
[Team] [Mobei]: The boss is not young, and he is about to graduate.
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: This has nothing to do with age. Some people are arrogant all their lives, and when they get old, they are honored as Laoaojiao.
[Team] [Mobei]: ...
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing]: Do you want to play in the arena tomorrow?
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Let's start a new season next month.
[Team] [Mobei]: Wait until I come back from the exam. There is an exam next weekend and I have only read half of the book so far.
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Alright, then I'll go down first today.
For the next week, Fang Qi either spent time in the library or in the dormitory, and he almost tied a must-win cloth strip on his head to hang the beam and awl his ass.As an on-the-spot scumbag, Fang Qi has a strong ability to hold Buddha's feet temporarily. He spent six days reading the books and materials, and on the seventh day, he sat in front of the computer from morning till night to practice with the software for mock exams. operate.
"Looking at the way you've forgotten to eat and sleep, it really hurts." Luo Tang sighed while hugging the potato chips.
"I feel bad for you to feed me?"
"Well, don't."
"How's your weight loss? You eat junk food again." Fang Qi held a book in one hand and a mouse in the other, and clicked happily, "Sister, don't you want to chase me?"
"I've lost five pounds and as a reward I'll have some potato chips today."
Fang Qi sighed and shook his head: "It took you so long to lose five catties, you are hopeless."
Luo Tang pulled Fang Qi angrily, and the two looked at each other face to face for a while, Fang Qi frowned and looked Luo Tang up and down: "Fatty, when did you lose so much weight? It doesn't look like five catties."
Luo Tang was very proud: "I mean, I lost five catties compared to the last time I went on the scale. I have lost a total of 20 catties since I started exercising."
Fang Qi calculated, from the time Luo Tang began to lose weight to the present, it has been a total of half a month, and this guy has lost 20 catties secretly? !
"Why didn't I find out?!"
"You haven't been in the dormitory much recently."
"When is buddy going to confess?" Fang Qi teased.
"Let's lose another 20 catties..."
Fang Qi patted Luo Tang on the shoulder: "After you lose weight, you have to buy a new suit of clothes."
"Hey, I just thought, come with me when the time comes, I can't see clearly, so I bought some clothes and came back."
"It doesn't matter, I have a good eye, he can give you advice!"
"The one from the Academy of Fine Arts?"
"He knows how to wear more clothes than me." Fang Qi gave a thumbs up, "At least the appearance guarantees your confession success."
With tears in his eyes, Luo Tang raised his thumbs up, deeply giving his good partner and roommate a thumbs up.
As a result, Luo Tang's weight loss plan fell into a bottleneck, and he was stuck at 20 catties and couldn't lose it. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn't do it.
And Fang Qi has been in a paralyzed state since he finished the exam. In his words, he used his brain too much a few days ago, and now his brain shuts down automatically. The rest of the class is eating, drinking, and sleeping interspersed with each other—fortunately, he passed the exam successfully. It's time to comfort myself.
Fang He and Tang Qingming came back from their honeymoon and brought a lot of delicious food. Every time Fang Qi opened the new package, he felt that he might become as fat as Luo Tang after eating this bag.
Monan's trumpet has gradually risen to level 70. Fang Qi takes him to fight monsters and do tasks whenever he has time. Maybe it's because the ID has too strong aura of moral integrity, so that besides Fang Qi, this trumpet is basically No one in the world would accept him as a disciple.
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: Using healing techniques to upgrade and pretend to be Xiaobai doesn't seem to be very effective.
[Team][Mobei]: It might be good for you to change your ID.
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing]: I've wanted to try this kind of unruly ID for a long time.
[Team] [Mobei]: Then why are you so serious when you play big?
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing]: When I was naming, I just pressed the M button, N is on the left of it, and I just pressed it, and the input method automatically gave these two characters.
[Team] [Mobei]: ...
[Team] [Bouncing Bouncing Ethics]: What?
[Team][Mobei]: It turns out that everything is the fault of the input method.