Chapter 9 Counterattack
Chapter 9 Counterattack
"My God, Yin Yue is so despicable and shameless!" The second senior brother sighed with a snickering face, his words and his expression really didn't match at all.
"Fifth brother is so pitiful!" Fourth brother shook his head and sighed softly, "But the expression on being bullied is also very cute hahaha..."
"Xiao Wu, don't worry, senior brothers... will silently watch you being bullied." Senior senior brother said with a serious face.
Third senior brother: "..." This group of melon-eating crowd watching the excitement...don't want to, I'm going to eat melon.
Yin Yue glanced outside the door, and the four figures froze suddenly. There was no way, the skills were not as good as others, and it would be a matter of time before they were discovered.We can only see if Yin Yue will pursue anything.
Here, Jiang Cheng was already pissed off.
What about your professionalism?Why didn't you pay attention to what Yin Yue said?
I really want to scold him, but... I'm afraid I won't be able to beat him.
"Chengzhi, you will accompany me for the meals in the future, right?" Yin Yue's voice was gentle and magnetic, and the four people outside the door thought, "Ah, so he can still pamper someone so much." , not Jiang Cheng, who is not a sound controller, and was deceived by... commercial, his ears hurt when he heard Yin Yue's voice.
People are always driven by their own curiosity to do many things that they didn't want to do.
Jiang Cheng thought, his "mystery of life experience" can only be restored through this mirror, otherwise...he is really curious about where he jumped out of it.
"In the future, it means when, after all, there must be a deadline?" Jiang Cheng can no longer be fooled by others this time.
Yin Yue tapped her chin lightly: "When I...don't want to have dinner with you..."
"..." I am!
"Of course, if you want to know your own life experience, there is no other way but to use the moon water mirror and ask me. After all, I handed you to your master."
Jiang Cheng's original sentence "I don't want it anymore!" just got stuck in his throat.He did want to ask Wen Tang for a moment.
Yin Yue's words contained a lot of information.
First of all, this guy knows that he is curious about his life experience... In other words, Yin Yue knows that he has no previous memories? !
As for Chengzhi being replaced, Yin Yue probably also...
But thinking about it, Chengzhi is the one Yin Yue brought back, even if the senior brothers don't know, Yin Yue should know best.For the first time, he was annoyed that he didn't wear it on a better supporting role. At least he could find the script that way, and now he is acting in his true colors, so it's no wonder he didn't show his secrets!
Secondly, that guy Yin Yue has the ability to read minds! ! !
More than once, he expressed his thoughts in a few words.
It's terrible... I hope that my words of scolding him will not be seen through.
"Look at your appearance...it's probably time to agree." Yin Yue removed the table full of food with a wave of her sleeves, and with a wave of her sleeves, there were more pens, ink, papers and inkstones on the table, "Let's make a written statement."
Jiang Cheng: "..." Although you may have noticed it, I still really want to scold you!
"From now on, I will accompany the emperor Yin Yue to have meals until Yin Yue proposes to stop. The person who established the letter: Cheng Zhi."
Yin Yue glanced at the indeterminate handwriting on the paper, and said: "Chengzhi...you don't know, your name is Jiang Cheng, and the word Chengzhi?"
"...I still don't know." Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth.
Obviously, Yin Yue knew much more than he originally thought.
However, this only insider, even if he died, would not let go... Oh, I was wrong, he didn't need any oppression at all, and he could easily threaten himself.
"The person who established the letter: Jiang Cheng...is this the head office?"
Yin Yue looked at the crooked handwriting in satisfaction, then turned her hand and disappeared in his palm.
Jiang Cheng probably knew in which secret space that guy was put away, since he couldn't find it anyway.
Eating with a man... Maybe it's like accompanying a client?
Jiang Cheng thinks that he looks very heroic, so he really didn't fall into the situation of being molested by male clients before.
"That mirror..." After all, it was the right to borrow it that he paid "out of money". He stared at the mirror with heartache and curiosity, so as not to remind Yin Yue not to forget the agreement.
This time, Yin Yue didn't wave her sleeves or anything with the magic spell, but walked to the mirror step by step, and said to Jiang Cheng, "Come here, I'll cast spells for you."
The mirror seems to be infused with Yin Yue's mana, since the birth of "Chengzhi"...that's one, huh?A place where flowers are everywhere? ? ?
Did you go to the wrong set? Hey!
Jiang Cheng glanced sideways at Yin Yue, who was staring at the mirror in a daze.
After a while, Jiang Cheng discovered that those flowers were...flower essences...have a head and a face, can talk, can think...isn't this the essence!
"This place is Maple Valley." Yin Yue explained.
Jiang Cheng looked at the flowers all over his eyes, and curled his lips: "There is no wind here, it should be called the Valley of Flowers, right?"
"It's not the wind of wind, thunder, rain and electricity, but the maple of maple leaves. In ancient times, a good maple tree lived here. After sitting down, this place has become the territory of Huamuling, but Fengxian has always been enshrined."
Such an explanation... has the artistic conception of a fairy tale.
"Ling is neither a demon nor an immortal. It takes only one thought to become a fairy or a demon." Yulan suddenly reminded Jiang Cheng.
Jiang Cheng thought, this cabbage is obviously cowardly, just now Yin Yue cheated himself so much, this broken cabbage didn't even fart, obviously he was scared stupid.
Well, listen to it if you can, I don't care!
Magnolia: "..."
Then, from the large sea of flowers in Maple Valley... a child walked out? !
Damn...Jiang Cheng looked at the child's eyebrows and eyes, and they were somewhat similar to himself now!In other words, Yueshuihuajing really presents the origin of "self".
His meow literally popped out of the mud.
Then there is the picture of a boring child growing up. Until later, Yin Yue appeared in the picture and said something to the child with a low IQ, but the child didn't seem to understand anything. He brought back to God Realm.
"I happened to pass by Maple Valley at that time, but I saw you among thousands of flowers. Didn't you find it strange that you were the only one in the entire Maple Valley who turned into a human form. But the heavens are also fair. Although you have the body of a half-immortal, But he is also a mentally incompetent person, I thought it would be very dangerous for you to be there. There are many evil spirits in the Six Realms, so I took you back to the God Realm without authorization."
Compared with the person who is angry and laughs now, Yin Yue must have manipulated that child to become who he is now.
Could it be... summoning souls?
His sister used to tell a variety of novels, such as time travel and rebirth, the city of cultivating immortals, thriller reasoning, sports competitions... For novels about supernatural beings and fairy tales, there will occasionally be a setting that lacks soul and soul. Sometimes as long as there is an "expert" next to him calling the soul, it can be solved.
Could he be the soul that was summoned?But he is not dead in the original world!
What's even more hateful is... for this uncharacteristic background, he was forced to sign an unequal treaty!
On this day, senior brothers one, two, three and four felt that their little junior brothers were in a very bad mood. When chopping vegetables, they could obviously use their lack of luck to be lazy, and then the kind-hearted third senior brother would definitely help out with ease.In the end, the little junior brother had to use brute force to cut the vegetables into pieces...
Therefore, that night, Yin Yue's staple food could only be vegetable porridge.
Behind Jiang Cheng, the four senior brothers, whose mana was mediocre but many times higher than Jiang Cheng's, boldly opened a room to collectively transmit sound.
"The look in Yin Yue's eyes today...my gossip soul has awakened again! These two people are definitely having an affair!" from the second senior brother who seemed to be cooking.
"Xiao Wu's life experience...is it really that simple? I always think it's too simple." From a big brother standing by the stove cooking.
"Fifth brother is really pitiful...living alone in that broken forest for so long..." It came from the fourth brother who was flirting with Xian'e, the cleaner in the hall of psychics.
The third senior brother who was cleaning the donkey's intestines: "Well... so, you are all talking about your own things?" This kind of chat is also thanks to you who can continue.
Jiang Cheng, who had finished chopping the vegetables, suddenly turned around, startling the third senior brother: "Fifth senior brother... what do you want?"
"What is the third senior brother doing?" Jiang Cheng was very curious about what the third senior brother had... which looked like the intestines of some kind of creature... and something disgusting, what was it?
"Oh, this," the third senior brother held up a paragraph expressionlessly, "Everyone in the human race said that it is dragon meat in the sky and donkey meat on the ground. In fact, not many of us gods have eaten dragon meat. The senior brother got a piece of meat a few days ago. The donkey came up, now only the intestines are left."
"..." Sure enough, this kind of thing is off-putting to look at.
Jiang Cheng's disgusted eyes suddenly lit up again: "Is this going to be sent to Yin Yue?"
"We keep some of it for ourselves, and the Heavenly Emperor can naturally send it over. The stewed donkey intestines with white radish is said to taste good."
Jiang Chengduan brought over a small basin and picked out a few pieces of intestines: "Senior brother, you wash what we eat, and Yin Yue will use this to fry what I eat later, is that okay?"
"This... is of course no problem." The third senior brother didn't quite understand Jiang Cheng's intentions, but it really didn't matter who was going to wash these donkey intestines.
Then... when the big brother started cooking... I really found out that this is a big deal!
The intestines that Fifth Junior Brother washes... are the same as if they haven't been washed. If the intestines are not cleaned, some of the excrement in them will be...very...
Emmm...
Can't go on.
The elder brother stared at the plate in his hand, which contained the dish he was about to fry - the unwashed donkey intestines? !
It's fine if it's for someone else to eat, but that person is Yin Yue, someone they can't afford!
Junior brother, don't play around.
"Chengzhi, this donkey intestine... seems to have not been cleaned..." Even a prankster like him can't stand this level of...
When Jiang Cheng thought of Yin Yuekeng's own playful smiling face that didn't deserve to be beaten, he suddenly felt angry. He cut the intestines, and the cuts were very uneven, large and small, thin and thick, so naturally his hands were also stained... The indescribable object is disgusting, he knows, but it is also very relieved.
"Let him eat a mouthful of shit!" Or donkey shit...
Now that the junior brother has said that... a group of people looked at the senior brother with a serious face, and put the plate of donkey intestines that were not beautifully cut into the pot.
In the past, the things to be fried were thrown into the pot directly by hand, but today the situation is special, the senior brother directly knocked the plate in the pot a few times, and there were still a few pieces of donkey intestines that were stubbornly resisting, which were directly connected by the senior brother. The plate and donkey intestines were thrown into the waste barrel.
The second senior brother glanced curiously and saw that there was a clearly visible sticky lump on the plate... Uh... Oops, he felt a little sick to his stomach.
It is said that the fifth junior brother can wash the donkey intestines and cut them into such a miserable state, which is also a skill.
Jiang Cheng watched the senior brother cooking the whole time, um...the radish has changed color, it must be because there is too much sauce.Um?Why is senior brother cooking so carefully today? Is it because he is afraid that something will splash on himself?Well, the fried vegetables are ready, it's disgusting, he's so excited, what should I do?
The junior brother bounced around to deliver the meal, the senior brother wiped off his sweat, Maya, never cooked such a difficult meal.
Well, the black iron pot that was just replaced yesterday is about to be replaced with a new one.
The second senior brother looked at the pots and frying spoons that were thrown aside and was about to be disposed of, and clicked his tongue a few times. He didn't know what kind of scene would be staged in Chen Liang Hall.
Yin Yue felt Jiang Cheng's breath from a long distance away, he raised his eyelids, and was surprised to find that the man had a happy expression, as if something good had happened.
"Chengzhi is in a good mood?" He got up from the couch and sat at the table.
Jiang Cheng brought the food to the table plate by plate: "It's okay." After you finish eating, I guess I can be happy for another week.
As soon as Yin Yue lowered his head, he saw the plate... something that shouldn't be on the dinner table. He remembered that he had eaten donkey meat a few days ago, and after eating the donkey meat, there were still five internal organs... So what was on the plate was... …
"Although it's not fresh donkey intestines, donkey manure should still be fresh. Look at the color and smell it again, isn't that a compliment?" Jiang Cheng proudly boasted to Yin Yue about his "masterpiece." ".
The strange thing is, Yin Yue didn't tell him to get out in a rage, but smiled more.
"When did Chengzhi's taste become so strange, I didn't know." He smiled happily after speaking, it seems that Jiang Cheng's hobby is eating... um... Shit...
The showy smile on Jiang Cheng's face froze: "Don't dare, I specially brought this to honor you, Yin Yueshen Zun." He gritted his teeth, always feeling that the train has run out of fuel for the self who once ran out of cars with his mouth full , I can't run anymore!
Yin Yue picked up the chopsticks and plucked the things on the plate a few times: "Well, the original taste is original, and the original things in the intestines are well preserved. Rather than saying that they have been cleaned, it is better to say that they have undergone special maintenance. Cheng Zhi , Your craftsmanship has really improved a lot."
This nonsense praise, Jiang Cheng felt that he... deserved it!
"Much praise, praise!" He's just good at crooked ways, Yin Yue, can you stop emphasizing this kind of thing?
"Before Chengzhi said, I don't eat the food cooked by your elder brother. I'm sorry for his craftsmanship. Now, this dish is Chengzhi's craftsmanship, so I have no reason to waste it."
When Yin Yue said this, Jiang Cheng thought he was out of his mind.
Then, Yin Yue said another sentence, and Jiang Cheng discovered that Yin Yue had always regarded himself as someone with a problem:
"I also said that Chengzhi eats the same thing. So... please don't waste it."
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The author Jun laughed and fainted in the toilet...
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