My cat can't be this stupid

Chapter 19

When the first autumn rain came, it was hard to see girls in short skirts on the street, and Yan Su and Lu Mo had been "living together" for nearly half a year.

Yan's mother, who had just sent her away to visit her silly son, sighed sadly as usual. The only thing that Yan's mother was lucky about was that under Lu Mo's help, Sweet Potato was still quite well-behaved under Yan Su's appearance, and the situation hadn't changed for the better. bad.

However, for Lu Mo and Yan Su, the situation was much more troublesome.

They have tried many methods but failed to get Yan Su back to his body. If someone had told Lu Mo half a year ago that he would go all over the streets looking for a magic stick for help, he would definitely send him to heaven, but now he is going On the way to meet the god stick.

Yan Su chatted online and met a master who was said to be an expert. He was very good at matters such as souls. He directly made an appointment with the other party to meet on the weekend. They had to rush to the appointment after Yan's mother left.

It was still raining lightly outside, and the moment the door was opened, the cold air rushed in. Lu Mo rewrapped the windbreaker tightly, arranged the scarf for Sweet Potato, straightened his hat, grabbed his fidgeting hand, and held it up. Umbrella walked to the garage.

Yan Su made an appointment at an unremarkable restaurant, which is said to be a relatively well-known private restaurant. Before Lu Mo came, he asked him why it was not convenient to make an appointment at such a place.

The answer he gave was that the master likes it.

Lu Mo came to the reserved private room, dismissed the waiter and tore off the front of the windbreaker, and a small cat's head emerged from the clothes. Yan Su turned his head and looked at the room, seemingly satisfied, Lu Mo looked down. You could tell what he was thinking when you saw his appearance, and couldn't help but hit him: "Master is quite discerning, this restaurant's private dishes are quite famous, it's a pity, you can't eat them now."

"Meow!" Yan Su protested.

Lu Mo took him out and put him on the sofa beside him. While removing the scarf and hat from Sweet Potato, he said, "It's useless to protest. Cats can't eat human food. It's not good for your health."

Yan Su flicked his tail and got down on the ground facing Lu Mo, looking unhappy.

Lu Mo helplessly tapped the arrogant cat's buttocks with his fingers, and poured a glass of water for the sweet potato to drink. At this time, a boy who looked like a junior high school student poked his head in through the crack of the door: "Excuse me... it's you guys!" Have you made an appointment with Master Yuan Zhengwu?"

Lu Mo nodded hesitantly, and asked, "Yes, may I ask who you belong to the master?"

The young man breathed a sigh of relief, his face relaxed, he opened the door, walked in and sat on the sofa, picked up the cup that Lu Mo put on the table and took a sip of water, Lu Mo saw that there was no one following him, so he closed the door and asked: "Who are you? Where is the master?"

The boy raised his baby face with baby fat and looked innocent: "I am."

"..."

Yan Su also came over to stare at him in surprise, Lu Mo raised his voice and repeated: "Master Yuan Zhengwu?"

The boy nodded, looked around, and asked, "Where's the menu? I'm so hungry, let's order first!"

Lu Mo couldn't help turning his head to look at the black cat next to him, and the young man followed suit, exclaiming, "Wow! What a beautiful black cat!"

Now Lu Mo has no desire to eat or talk about things at all. He just wants to take his cat and people and leave as soon as possible. Here comes a cheating little hairy boy!

Without saying a word, Lu Mo put on the windbreaker, put a scarf on Sweet Potato, hugged the cat and prepared to leave. The boy finally came to his senses and shouted, "Hey, what are you doing? What are you going for?"

Lu Mo took a deep breath and turned around: "Master, I think you may not be able to solve my problem. I didn't bring that much money when I went out. I think we should go back to our respective homes."

The boy puffed up his face and shouted, "Don't go, don't go."

He ran in front of Lu Mo and blocked the door, a little anxious: "Don't go, there is finally someone who is willing to come to me, at least after dinner..." Seeing Lu Mo approaching a few more steps, he said hastily: " Good people, don’t worry, Pindao knows how to measure characters, tell fortunes, name names, divination... and... look at Feng Shui! He can also subdue demons and slay demons!" After finishing speaking, he added in a low voice, "It’s okay for little demons and little ghosts... "

Seeing this "master" talking more and more out of bounds, Yan Su couldn't help poking his head out of his clothes and meowing fiercely at him. Want to have a meal, don't think I can't cure you because you are hiding in the kitten's body..."

Lu Mo frowned: "What did you just say?"

The teenager was terrified: "No, I didn't say anything! I didn't say I would beat your cat!"

Yan Su: ...

Lu Mo grabbed the boy's shoulders and asked, "What do you think is wrong with my cat? Tell me clearly!"

The boy trembled a little: "You, there is a person inside your cat...don't hit me! Everything I said is true!"

Seeing the boy squatting down with his head in his arms, Lu Mo let out a long sigh of relief. He coughed twice and tried not to show a scary expression. He gently helped the boy up and sat on the sofa beside him, poured him a glass of water again, and comforted him. Pat on the back: "It's okay, don't be afraid, how do you know there is someone in its body?"

Seeing that Lu Mo was not so excited, the boy also relaxed a lot. Seeing the black cat squatting beside him, his eyes drifted to the sweet potato sitting next to Lu Mo, his eyes rolled and he said: "I still know that person's body Here is a cat, but I am hungry now, and I will tell you more when I am full!"

Lu Mo raised his hand and took out the menu from the drawer and handed it to him: "Order whatever you want, I hope you can give me the answer I want after eating."

The young man was also honest and blunt, and ordered a table full of dishes. Lu Mo had no intention of eating and just sat and watched. Yuan Zhengwu and Sweet Potato sat facing each other and ate without saying a word. Yan Su lay silently on the sofa Looking at it, I can't wait for a few sips of water to flow from my mouth. Lu Mo occasionally wipes his mouth with sweet potatoes and adds some food.

More than an hour had passed by the time it was almost time to eat. Yuan Zhengwu was laying on the sofa with his stomach in his hands, not forgetting to praise Lu Mo's generosity. Yan Su angrily typed on the iPad: "He is a pig!" Is it?"

Lu Mo touched his head, and couldn't help but asked in doubt: "Master, haven't you eaten for a long time?"

Although Yuan Zhengwu looked thin and small, his skin was tender and his skin was fair and supple. He didn't look like he had been hungry for a long time, let alone being abused.

He waved his hands and burped for a long time, and said: "You don't know, good man. I haven't eaten for nearly half a month. I came here for a meal with my senior brother last time, but my senior brother always doesn't allow me to eat." I'm full, I've been hungry for the food here for a long time."

"Half a month..." Lu Mo repeated.

Yuan Zhengwu giggled and said, "Good man, you don't know. I'm already in the fasting period. It's normal not to eat for a month. You won't die from starvation."

Lu Mo looked at the swollen grandmaster, and was skeptical of his words.

"Let's get down to business, how do you see that their souls have been swapped?"

Yuan Zhengwu looked back and forth between Yan Su and Sweet Potato, and was also a little surprised: "Is the soul swapped? I can't tell."

Seeing that Lu Mo was about to run away again, he quickly changed his words: "No, I can see it! I, I just didn't see that their souls are in each other's body!"

Yan Su looked at Master Yuanzhengwu with a silly face and regretted silently in his heart. How could he be blind and think this person is very reliable?

Lu Mo glanced at Yan Su's typing, and turned the screen to Yuan Zhengwu. The little Taoist stared in surprise, "You're smart, you can still chat like this."

Yan Su's claw pointed to the words on the screen: "How can I return to my body?"

Yuan Zhengwu rubbed his bare chin and said deeply: "This poor man still needs to study it in detail."

See your sister for details!Yan Su easily jumped up and slapped the little Taoist priest on the head, Lu Mo smiled and added: "He is angry, let the master quickly refer to it."

Yuan Zhengwu dared not speak out, and glared at Yan Su and frowned: "I'm good at spiritual bodies, but I don't know what caused this phenomenon, so I have to study it slowly!"

Originally, Lu Mo didn't really believe this little hairless Taoist priest. Even if he saw through the fact that Yan Su's soul had been exchanged at a glance, he only saw through it. Listening to his explanation, he just had the idea that it was so.

Lu Mo said perfunctorily: "It's okay, Master, take your time to read the details. I think you've eaten enough today, why don't we break up first?"

Although Yuan Zhengwu was young, he could still see the basics. He immediately understood that Lu Mo was sending him off. Of course he felt very uncomfortable. You can't lose face of the Xuanxu faction in front of people.

Yuan Zhengwu corrected his expression and defended: "I'm not those tricksters on the street. You just need to let me pick up a few things, even if you don't tell me the reason, I can find out."

"Can it be solved?" Lu Mo was most concerned about this problem.

"Yes...well, as long as you often take me to eat as delicious food as today." Yuan Zhengwu replied with a guilty conscience. He went down the mountain this time because he was stalking and begging with his master. The bullying was unbearable, and he ran away while his senior brother was chasing the monster beast. Since he had already boasted about Haikou, it would be a big deal to ask his senior brother for help...

Yan Su typed: "Let him try."

Seeing the characters on the screen, Zhengwu laughed happily: "It's still Yan Xiaosu, you trust me..."

Before he finished speaking, another line of words was printed on the screen: "If it doesn't work, break his leg and let him go to the street to beg for food."

Yuan Zhengwu: ...Master, I want to go back to the mountain QAQ