quarrel for three days, fight for two days

Chapter 1 Height

-1-

Lu Xiu is sick.

There was a scale marked on the wall just before entering the house, and Lu Xiu ran there to measure it if he had anything to do.

He measured his height just now and found that he has grown to 1.8 meters. Now he is like those straight steel men on the Internet, telling every little strawberry I planted on the balcony that he is 1.8 meters.

Why are you talking to Strawberry?

Because I ignored him.

But then I couldn't bear to see him treat my strawberries like this, so I finally walked over and knelt down beside him.

"Could you please stop harming my strawberries?"

"I'm instilling the knowledge of 1.8 meters in them."

"Strawberry doesn't understand."

"Understood," he said solemnly, "it's like prenatal education, it's the form."

"What the prenatal education transmits is fine art, you are haunted by magic sounds."

"It's called osmosis. If they know that their father's husband is 1.8 meters tall, then they will work hard to bear bigger fruits."

Wordlessly, I moved his hand away from my strawberry.

-2-

Lu Xiu was very excited that night after measuring his height.

I'm going to die, he is still panting in my ear while making me feel the difference of 1.8 meters.

Anyway, I tried my best to scratch his back hard, which made him chuckle and bite my chin.

"Honey," he said, biting my ear, "you're such a small one."

He made my ears and the side of my neck itchy, and I tilted my head, thinking dully what his words meant.

Inexplicably thinking of 1.8 meters, he suddenly understood, and bit his shoulder.

"My mother is not 1.8 meters, but also 1.7 meters nine."

As a result, this guy put his arms around me like a child, and responded with a pleasant voice that had nothing to do with him: "Well, I will treat you as 1.7 meters nine."

?I was originally 1.7 meters nine, what's the matter with this compromising attitude of whatever you say?

But I'm out of strength, so be it.

Anyway, Lu Xiu is a dog.

-3-

A few days ago on the Ghost Festival, Lu Xiu wished himself a happy holiday at midnight.

I can bear everything else but this one is absolutely not, so I got up in a daze and gave him a slap to shut him up.

"You're going to say 'Bah bah bah'." I squinted at him.

It may be that my expression was too serious, he said "Bah" a few times in a good manner, and then started talking nonsense.

"I want to date your lost youth." He said affectionately in the dark.

I responded symbolically, turned over and got ready to sleep.

The next morning, he suddenly read non-mainstream jokes to me, affectionate and tolerant.

I squinted my eyes and raised my hand to cover his mouth, but I couldn't touch it for a long time, but instead he pinched his hand and kissed him in the palm of his hand.

"Why are you reading this?" I failed to get up and asked him in a way that words were sticking in my mouth.

"This is your previous personality signature."

I woke up instantly, my blood pressure soaring.

-4-

Going back to my hometown with Lu Xiu, there is a big wholesale market next to his house, and Lu Xiu's house has a front house there, his mother said to inquire about the rent of other houses while going home.

I also went shopping with Lu Xiu.

I don’t know if it’s well-known, but my boyfriend really needs many people outside, holding my hand and leading me away, it feels extremely reliable.

I seldom go to this kind of wholesale market. I feel that things are fresh and cheap when stacked together, so I subconsciously want to buy something to take back.

But they were all rejected by Lu Xiu with reasonable reasons. On the contrary, he seemed mature and calm to analyze the pros and cons.

The man's face was greatly threatened, and I suddenly felt a little unhappy, thinking that if he refused to let me buy the next thing, I would carry out cold violence.

"I want milk tea." I announced.

"The milk tea here is not very clean, I'll buy it for you when I get back." He bent slightly and whispered in my ear.

I stopped talking, and have not spoken.

He seemed to realize that something was wrong, and led me to the car, watched me get in and said to help me buy something to drink.

"What are you drinking?" he asked.

"Mineral water." I replied.

He nodded, got up and went to the driver's seat to open the window a little, then walked into the small supermarket next to him.

Received his call within a few minutes.

"Honey, there's no milk tea here, can fruit tea work?"

"I can do it." I succumbed, and my tone softened unconsciously.

Finally, Lu Xiu took three cups of Xiangpiaopiao fruit tea with different flavors, plus a bottle of mineral water.

I was so coaxed that I was so happy that I wanted to write this down.

-5-

Lu Xiu just woke up this morning and put his arms around me, rubbing his chin on top of my head.

In short, I was rubbed physically, physically and psychologically.

I stretched and put my fist on his chin inadvertently.

"I'm having a nightmare." His voice was still hoarse after waking up, and there was a hint of grievance in it.

Okay, I tilted up, hugged his head, and touched the back of his head.

"If I became Mediterranean, would you still love me?"

?

"Lu Xiu, you must be sick." I was prepared for the kid to complain to me, but I didn't expect him to hold it in for a long time and come up with nothing but shit.

"I had a dream just now," he took a deep breath, thinking he was going to talk about something earth-shattering without knowing it, "I dreamed that I was very real, bald."

"Yeah." I didn't want to talk to him.

"I think you still like my face the most," Lu Xiu gripped my wrist and touched his face with my hand, "So you have to know that even if your husband is a Mediterranean, he is also a Mediterranean with the most three-dimensional facial features."

A good Sunday is very important to social animals. I really want to sleep, but I can't stop his mouth without connecting to his brain circuit.

She raised her head and kissed him neatly: "Lu Xiu, I love you."

Although the tone is a bit perfunctory.

He was really quiet for a while, and I was ready to go back to sleep peacefully.

As a result, after a while, he intensified and started to hug me.

"Lu Xiu," I couldn't bear it anymore, "Today is Sunday."

"Well," he smiled brightly, "it's Sunday."

-6-

If it weren't for people like Lu Xiu, people over the age of 20 would basically not be able to do this kind of nesting doll experiment where the left hand holds the pen and the right hand grasps the writing with the left hand.

Then it appeared that I was sitting at the desk and typing, and he was sitting next to me and drawing with a pencil like a primary school student.

After painting, he handed the torn paper to me: "Love letter."

I took it over and took a look. I only wanted to take a look at first, but I thought it was weird and I took a few more glances.

"What is this?" I asked, pointing to the ghostly symbols on it.

"This is love." Lu Xiu said.

"I'm asking you a serious question." I rubbed his calf.

"This is really love," he said impatiently, and wrote the word "love" on the edge of a talisman, "isn't it like it?"

...Maybe there really is something similar.

I couldn't bear to point to the three horrible but very serious characters on the paper: "This can't be my name?"

"Well, you see it?"

"It's so ugly." I tensed for a few seconds and couldn't hold back anymore, covering my face, "How could someone write my name so ugly, it's the first time I saw my name so ugly."

"Are you implying that I have another first time with you baby?"

Then he came to kiss me shamelessly.

-7-

Lu Xiu had enough trouble and asked me what I was writing.

I said I was writing a quarrel outline.

He didn't believe it, so he came up and saw that the name of the document read "Dog Man", the air pressure was very low, and he bit me on the back of my neck.

I hit the power off button on my keyboard so hard that I had to rewrite this paragraph.

The perpetrator still smiled shamelessly: "What my wife says is what she says."

While laughing and rubbing: "I can actually be a little bit more doggy."