Lujiang, will you die if you are not arrogant?

Chapter 1 Starting Point, You Facial Paralysis

In a grotesque bar that exudes an ambiguous atmosphere of pink, a young man with chestnut hair is lying on his upper body ☆prostrated on the table, and the glass in his hand is knocking on the table.

"Xiaoxiang, why do you think Huanjian likes him... hiccup... what's wrong with me... I have been secretly in love with him for almost three years...how can he ignore me like this?"

"Hi...it's three years...not three days..."

The green-haired Xiao Xiangniang comforted the young man who was lying on the table and was obviously drunk: "Jinjiang, don't be so overthinking that there are so many good men in the world. Well, it's too late now, I'll take you back."

"Go back..." The dazed Jin Jiang seemed to have thought of something, and took out his mobile phone from his trousers pocket. He didn't know whether it was because he was too drunk or didn't know what he was doing. The mobile phone fell with a slap on the ground.

Xiaoxiangniang sighed, and picked up the phone resignedly.

Jin Jiang, whose eyes were almost narrowed into a line, lay prone on the counter, and stretched out his hand danglingly towards Xiaoxiang Niang: "Call...beep...get up/click...beep...come pick me up...beep..."

Xiao Xiangniang, who guessed what Jinjiang was going to say, skillfully opened Jinjiang's keypad lock, and found the starting/dot phone number in a conspicuous place in the phone book.

Before the call was made, a black-haired man in a black sportswear with a slim face came over with a sullen face, and started to walk with Jinjiang on his back skillfully.

"Qi/Dian, Jinjiang is in your hands!" As she said, she quickly stuffed Jinjiang's mobile phone into the jacket pocket of Qidian, and Xiao Xiangniang quickly picked up her bag and left.

joke!If Qi/Dian catches him, he will die miserably.

Back in his small apartment, he kicked Wen in Jinjiang's room unceremoniously, put him on the bed, and began to pick Jinjiang's clothes skillfully.

During this period, Jin Jiang cried and made noises, interspersed with some intermittent words.

It's nothing more than "Why don't you love me", "I'm not as good as him", "I like you" and so on.

Tired of hearing these words that almost never change every time I get drunk, I strip☆Jinjiang without any emotional ups and downs at all, and then walk to the bathroom with the person in my arms.

Sighing, he put Jin Jiang into the bathtub filled with hot water, resigned himself to washing his hair and taking a bath.

Once in the hot water, the alcohol in his body was evaporated by the heat, and Jin Jiang's already red face was so red that it was about to drip out. Under the hazy water vapor, he could vaguely see the fair skin and the red dots on his chest .

Qi/Dian's expression froze, and he quickly looked away from Jin Jiang.

Jin Jiang became much quieter in the water, neither thumping nor making noise, sitting there quietly and let Qidian bathe him, his wet black eyes stared at Qi/dian without blinking, matching his soft and close With short hair on his face, he looked like a large silent dog.

With downcast eyes, he washed him carefully, wrapped him in a thick towel, and carried him out.

Every time Jin Jiang plays drunk, just give him a bath, and he will be sure to do whatever you want in peace.This is the experience accumulated by countless times of blood and tears.

Holding Jinjiang in his arms, he returned to the big bed in Jinjiang's room, erected a pillow, put him on the bed and sat up, and got up to find a hair dryer.

The fingertips brushed Jin Jiang's wet short hair, and some hot wind blew across his hands, blowing Jin Jiang's hair softly.

Jin Jiang usually has a violent temper, and only at this time will he calm down. Looking at the delicate eyebrows, he is as beautiful as an oil painting when he is quiet.

"If only you could always be so well-behaved..." Qi/Dian sighed softly.

Jin Jiang's hair just passed the ear, and the hair texture is very soft, and it feels very good after drying.Qi/Dian couldn't help rubbing it with his hands, then turned around and put the hair dryer away.

Adjusted Jin Jiang's posture, shook off the quilt and covered it, it is still early spring, if the quilt is not covered properly, he will definitely catch a cold.

"Go to sleep." Pressing the corner of the quilt, I got up at [-]:[-] and prepared to leave.

A hand protruded from the gap in the quilt, grabbing the hem of the jersey at the point.

Start/click on the forehead, Jinjiang is very clingy at this time, but tomorrow he still doesn't remember anything.

He could only resignedly took off his coat, went to bed, and hugged the guy who became weird when he was drunk.

That's the only time I can hold this guy in my arms.

Looking down at Jin Jiang's exquisite face close at hand, eyes closed with trembling eyelashes, he finally couldn't hold back, surrendered to his deepest desire☆, and gently touched that person with his lips. Jade's face.

"Stupid Jinjiang."

"Crack!" Jin Jiang, who directly kicked the people around him out of bed, pulled the quilt to cover his naked body, and then pointed to the starting point where he had been kicked out of the bed with trembling fingers: "Dead face paralyzed! Why every time When I wake up after drinking, I will see you on my bed!"

"Stupid Lvjiang." Qi/Dian just raised his eyebrows slightly, then said lightly, then turned around and left.

Jin Jiang pulled back the quilt and checked himself: there was no suspicious trace, the chrysanthemum was normal, and the lips were not red and swollen at all!

I'm fine!

I breathed a sigh of relief, although I knew that every time I woke up drunk, I would be in bed and it was impossible to do anything, but I still couldn't help but check it every time.

Maybe once I start/do something, I will definitely do it.

Looking up at the clock, it was past eight o'clock. Fortunately, today is the weekend, otherwise I must be late.

When he changed his clothes and walked out of the room, the smell of food immediately hit his face.Jin Jiang quickly took his place next to the dining table, and then came out with two breakfasts.

Jin Jiang, who had been hungry for a long time, began to devour his own share.

I have to say that there are still advantages to dead facial paralysis, at least the cooking skills are not bad.

This is Jin Jiang's fourth year living in Qi/Dian's apartment. There is no way anyone can make the rent so expensive outside. He Qi/Dian is still a childhood sweetheart after all. Needless to say, the rent includes three meals a day.

Who made Qi/point be a local tyrant?

Jin Jiang couldn't be more satisfied with his living environment, except for one thing, that is, the starting point is a facial paralysis.

such as:

Jin Jiang: Let me tell you that today's thesis was completed very well!

Starting point: Oh.

Another example:

Jin Jiang: I'm broken in love at the beginning, come and comfort me.

Starting point: Oh.

……

Can you always face a person who doesn't change his face for 24 hours no matter what?

Jinjiang couldn't do it anyway.

Therefore, Jin Jiang hates the dead-faced paralyzed starting point.Of course, it's definitely not because of the death-faced paralysis that keeps calling him Lujiang.

The author has something to say:

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A short cute text suitable for bedtime.

This is a story about crush and crush.

Indeed, as mentioned in the comments, this is a very long thank you letter, thanks to those little angels who accompanied me all the way.

Although this seat is just a scumbag with low cuteness, I bow ninety degrees and thank you for your company.

This seat is a person who absolutely does not cheat, and I am also a reader for the rest of the time, and I am a bit disgusted with cheating.

Little angels, no matter which book we meet, no matter which book you start to pay attention to this seat.Is it from the previous one, or this one.

But, you guys are really cute.

and so……

_(:3」∠)_Little angel, please treat me gently, please let go of the whip