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Chapter 1

What I want to do most in this life is to become a man, because only in this way can I have intimate contact with my male god.

My male god is in the class next to mine. His name is Lin Anheng. He is the crush of all the girls in the school and the envy of all the boys in the school.He looks good, has good grades, and a good family background, just like those written in bad romance novels. He can be called the spokesperson of rich and handsome. However, the only fly in the ointment is that he has never been willing to associate with girls. All the girls came back crying, but after crying, they continued to be nympho.

I have never been in contact with male gods, one is because I am not outstanding enough, not confident, and the other is because I am a girl.Because of these two reasons, I have always only been able to peek when the boys pass by our class. Unlike those girls, the more frustrated they become, the more courageous they are. Every time the boys pass by, they will boo. The same enthusiasm is like meeting your favorite idol.

In No. 30 sleepless nights, I still don't give up and want to become a man, and one day I will crush the male god under me.

When I woke up the next morning, I felt that something was wrong. My bed was smaller, my body was firmer, and my quilt was inexplicably bulging—an African elephant!I hurried to the bathroom, and a handsome guy with 185 appeared in the mirror—oh my god, I really got my wish!Ah ha ha ha ha!However, this rough male voice really startled me.It doesn't matter, I will get used to it slowly, I comfort myself.From now on, I can flirt with male gods unscrupulously, ahahaha, I really can't help but laugh out loud!

However, what makes me wonder is why my parents didn't notice my fault, why my daughter turned into a real man overnight, why didn't I feel anything at all!He also changed his greeting very naturally: "Go slowly!" Excuseme? ! ! !

Yes, what made me feel weird the most was that everyone in the class greeted me supernaturally as if I was a man!Ah, gods, thank you so much for saving me the trouble of explaining to them, I will definitely burn incense for you.

Usually, when get out of class is over, the girls would gather around the door of the classroom to welcome the male god, but today, they sat quietly in their seats, looked at me with admiring eyes, and blushed from time to time, Whathappened? ! !

"Song Yan, a girl from another class is looking for you outside, and you are lucky!" Luckily, my name is relatively neutral, so there is no need to change it.However, what did that girl want from me? When did my reputation become so big?

"That...Student Song Yan...I like you...Can you date me...?"

My eyeballs almost fell out, I just became a man, you know me?It's great to be handsome, and you can be famous in the whole school without publicity.

"I'm sorry, I like men." After calculating the timing of the man's nerves, I grabbed him (he was 180) and kissed him forcefully.Now it's the turn of the male god's eyeballs to fall out.

I let go of the male god, and the poor girl ran away. Turning around, the male god was wiping his mouth with his sleeve, and an inexplicable blush appeared on his face—so it turned out that the male god didn't want to contact girls because he was gay!God knows a shocking secret!Alas, luckily I happened to be a man when I found out the secret, ahahaha!

I guess, if we are together, he must be Shou and I must be Gong.

The author has something to say: This is the first time I am writing a tanbi article, please give me some advice if the writing is not good, if you have any good comments, please put forward, I will modify it, if you don’t like it, don’t complain