Foolish dreams

Chapter 6 The classmate came to change the light bulb!

The name of the dean of liberal arts is X Yang, but because he doesn’t like his own name, let’s just call him the dean of liberal arts.

It is said that the family of the head of liberal arts is a doctor's family, his great-grandfather and grandfather are both old Chinese medicine practitioners, his father is an orthopedic expert, and the senior's mother or senior's father hooked up from the ophthalmology department, so it is only natural for the son to inherit his father's career. There was a freak, when I was divided into arts and sciences in high school, I enrolled in the liberal arts department without saying a word. The senior father rushed home angrily after an operation and realized that the overall situation was settled. For this reason, he was furious with the liberal arts department. In the end, it was the understanding senior mother. It took several days to calm down.

But fortunately, the dean of liberal arts has still achieved excellent grades after applying for liberal arts, and his grades have remained high. During the college entrance examination, he lived up to expectations and was admitted to a key university, and he will continue to live up to expectations and graduate from the university with excellent results four years later.

But there is one thing that the senior dad is very dissatisfied with, that is, the problem of finding a partner.As we all know, liberal arts classes have always been full of yin and yang, and although the university that the head of liberal arts was admitted to was a comprehensive liberal arts major, the major he applied for was a serious liberal arts major. He is the Prince Charming in girls' hearts. It stands to reason that he should be able to hook up with a daughter-in-law and come back not long after college. I didn't expect that the college would end in the past three years, and there was no movement at all.

The senior's father was depressed and said, son, you can't get nothing in four years of college.The dean of liberal arts said that I was busy, how could I have time to fall in love, then hung up the phone, turned around and enrolled in the postgraduate entrance examination class, and finally fulfilled the new unfilial trio of "there is no object for the postgraduate entrance examination for studying literature".

So in order to deal with the most powerful weapon in this century that can destroy good young people, the dean of liberal arts decided to rent a small room outside to prepare for the exam.

[Happy Home, meeting all your requirements for life and study. 】

That's it, the dean of liberal arts stuffed the flyer into the textbook, and by the way complained about the vulgar name and the pink color of the page.

How is it like a love hotel.

After negotiating the price, the dean of liberal arts moved in. He lived in a row of one-story bungalows. Although the place was a bit small, there were few people renting it. The equipment was well-equipped, quiet enough and convenient enough, which was very suitable for his kind of secluded life. man of.

On the day of the move, the senior calmly opened the door with one hand while carrying the luggage. At this time, half of a tall and burly body was exposed at the next door, smiling with white teeth, with a faint Northeast accent in Mandarin:

"Does the classmate use me for help?"

"Need not."

The dean of liberal arts slammed the door lock and kicked the door open, throwing the luggage on the bed.

worn out.

Sure enough, physical labor is the most annoying thing.

After lying on the bed for a whole morning, the head of liberal arts finally got up slowly and tidied up the room. He was good at everything, with a handsome appearance and a gentle temperament, just one word - lazy.Those little girls who admired her would never think that the outstanding Prince Charming is a bastard who would rather starve to death than go out to buy food.Of course, except for the school girls who used to be neighbors with his family and were tortured by lazy people.

After finally tidying up the room, the dean of liberal arts found another unfortunate thing, that is, the light bulb in the room was broken, and the light in the room was dim. Even in broad daylight, the light had to be turned on to read.So he had to complain about the lack of light tubes and light bulbs in a place with such a complete bathroom, while resignedly going out to buy light bulbs and come back to change them.

Unexpectedly, when he came back, he ran into the tall man in the next room again. When he saw the light bulb in the hand of the dean of liberal arts, he didn't know whether he was being polite or out of habit: "Do you want me to help you, classmate?"

"Okay."

Just kidding, don’t use it for nothing, [use others to save yourself] has always been the only rule for liberal arts deans.

The tall man seemed very happy, and walked into the room with the head of the liberal arts department. He was obviously very skilled in changing the light bulb, and his movements were smooth and neat. The head of the arts department silently gave a perfect score in his heart.After Changing the light bulb, Ren Gao Ma Da did not leave in a hurry, and started chatting with people without saying a word.

"Student, you look quite young, and you are also a graduate student? Which university?"

"B big one."

"Hey, I'm from the Polytechnic University next to your school. My name is Li Mo. How about you?"

"X Yang, if you call me Yang Zi, I will hit it."

"Okay, Yoko, I'll just live next door to you and just let me know if there's anything to do."

"Can I change the light bulb?"

"Ah?" Li Mo was taken aback.

The dean of liberal arts pointed to the glowing light bulb on his finger, "I said, can you change the light bulb for me in the future?"

"Okay, no problem!" Li Mo agreed without hesitation and then laughed a few words, "I saw Yang Zi, you are just studying literature, and those with thin arms and legs are not suitable for work."

Fart, this has something to do with liberal arts students, my school girl can beat you by two blocks when it comes to work!

The dean of liberal arts thought so disdainfully, but didn't bother to refute him. Anyway, he would exploit his labor force in the future.

So a harmonious relationship between the two based on changing the light bulb was established.

Since Li Mo——since the dean of humanities doesn’t like this name, we have to call him the dean of science—since the dean of science changed the light bulb for the dean of liberal arts once, the light bulbs in the long house of liberal arts are like an addiction, and they go out once a week Back, it made the owner very annoying, but the owner next door has a very good attitude. Every time he ran over to provide service without saying a word, after changing him a few times, he raised his head and fiddled with electric pens and various tools for a long time. Finally, he wiped the sweat off his face and showed his white teeth again:

"There's something wrong with the circuit, I've fixed it for you."

"Oh, oh, thank you..."

The dean of humanities suddenly felt very embarrassed. He asked people to stay and invite him to dinner after so many times without even saying anything. The dean of science asked where to eat, and he said he could cook it himself.

The chief of science looked at him in surprise: "You know how to cook?"

"Yes, but just a little."

But on this point, he was highly praised by the head of the science department, and expressed his hope that he could come to his house often to eat to end the pain of eating skin-on potatoes and half-cooked pork every day, and then the big man with a height of 1.8 meters looked at him with shining eyes .

The chief of liberal arts thought it was troublesome and wanted to refuse at first, but finally couldn't bear to see the other party's look of eagerness, and finally couldn't bear it. He nodded and said, "Zhong, but you have to buy the vegetables, and you have to wash the bowls."

So the chief of science rushed up excitedly and hugged him so hard that he almost spit out the dinner he just ate.

After that, the light bulb in the dean’s house of liberal arts did not go out, but he got closer and closer to the dean of science next door, and established a good revolutionary friendship. The two often ate together, went out together, and sometimes watched a movie together. .If something broke with the dean of liberal arts, he called the dean of science to fix it. The repair function of the latter was so powerful that it could fix everything from an alarm clock to an electrical appliance.The dean of science often came to ask the dean of humanities for English advice, and then he was scolded by the other party as an idiot for not being able to understand such simple grammar.

After a long time of contact, mutual understanding will naturally increase.For example, the head of liberal arts discovered that the hobby of the head of science turned out to be online shopping, and he was very keen on bargaining!It was the first time I saw him holding a laptop with a serious face [Dear, I will buy two of these and you will get free shipping, if you want to buy again! 】【Or else it counts as a postage, give it a good review, dear! ], the dean of liberal arts felt that his whole world view was about to crack!And when the head of the science department looked back at him and asked him if he wanted to buy something together, he resisted the urge to touch the other person's head and nodded, which directly led to a sharp increase in the number of clothes of the same style in the wardrobes of the two of them.

...Like a couple's shirt, such a thought flashed through the head of the liberal arts chief, and he quickly shook his head to shake it away.

Another example is that the head of the science department found that the head of the humanities department was really lazy to a certain extent. He found that the room of the other party could be kept clean and tidy for a long time, and the ultimate reason why the clothes would not be dirty after wearing for several days turned out to be too much!lazy!up!He also found out that except when he went to Cengfan, the dean of liberal arts would reluctantly cook, and the rest of the time he basically didn't eat if he could, because he was lazy!Too lazy to crowd the cafeteria, too lazy to find restaurants, too lazy to buy things!Only when you are really hungry will you buy a bag of instant noodles at the nearest convenience store at the risk of stomach problems... So after the chief of science was completely defeated by him, he went to his house every day for various reasons to grab a meal, trying to get the other party's food Three meals are dragged in the right direction of development.

In a blink of an eye, one semester will pass, and the summer vacation will begin soon.Since the subject of the postgraduate entrance examination for the head of liberal arts is the abnormal research in the postgraduate entrance examination and the VIP in the ruined person, he decided not to go home during the summer vacation and prepare for the exam here.The senior father, who loves his son, took advantage of his business trip to come over to simply condolences to his son.Unexpectedly, by coincidence, the light bulb in the senior's room, which had been fighting the war for nearly a year, went out immediately.The senior frowned and whispered why it was broken again. The senior's father thought he would not know how to change the light bulb, and began to express his dissatisfaction with the choice made by his son during the rebellious period.

"I asked you to report it earlier but you didn't listen, look, now you can't even change a light bulb!"

Hey, hey, are people prejudiced against liberal arts now, please don’t black my big liberal arts!

The dean of liberal arts complained silently, on the surface it was still calm, and waved his hand indifferently: "Why would I do that, it's not like no one will fix it!"

After he finished speaking, he picked up his mobile phone and made a phone call. Within 2 minutes, there was a knock on the door, and the simple-faced head of science walked in. He smiled sincerely at the senior's father and said, "Hello, uncle, I'm here to change the light bulb for Yangzi. of."

The senior's father stood there in a daze for a long time without realizing it. When he did, he was about to leave. He came here after work, and he had to leave even if he couldn't eat.Before leaving, I told the dean of liberal arts: "Look at how reassuring this young man is, if you are half as good as he is, you will be selected... Don't always focus on studying, and take a daughter-in-law back for your mother when you have time."

The dean of liberal arts responded noncommittally, and the senior's father had to leave with a sigh.

After returning, the head of the science department who was choosing vegetables asked him what he had said, and the head of the arts department asked him to bend down and pat his head:

"My dad said you're too tall, big fool."

"Really? Hehehe." The chief of science smiled and showed his white teeth again.

After that, the life of the two of them continued to live happily ever after. During the period, the parents of the dean of liberal arts called several times to insinuate the object. If you are really in a hurry, just put down the sentence "Look at the guy next door to me, isn't he looking for a partner?" It means that it is a common phenomenon that there is no partner.

This excuse was used until the beginning of the summer vacation. A slender curly-haired girl with a sweet smile and a sweet smile lived in a row of small bungalows rented by the senior. The ground was everywhere, so the dean of liberal arts watched a tall figure running over next door with a toolbox in his arms, as if he was so familiar one day ago.

That day, the curly-haired girl invited the dean of science to eat to express her gratitude. It is said that it is a very tasteful western food restaurant next to the school.The head of liberal arts was too lazy to cook at home, so he felt a little stomachache after eating instant noodles, so he took medicine and left himself on the bed to find sleep.

Before going to sleep, he thought vaguely that he would never be able to use that idiot as an excuse again.

Because the hero of the science department chief saved the beauty that day, the new girl obviously had a good impression of him, and invited him out to have a meal and relax whenever he had the opportunity.What's even more coincidental is that this girl is an English major. Every time she gives a lecture to the dean of science, her tone is gentle and pleasant, and her business level is higher than that of an unprofessional dean of liberal arts. It's not 01:30, so the dean of science and the dean of liberal arts meet less chance.

However, the dean of liberal arts didn’t seem to mind either. When the dean of science called and said he couldn’t come back to eat today, he simply said oh, and then he simply said that I am not your father, mother or wife, so you don’t need to report to me where to eat.Although the chief of science was relieved that he didn't blame him, he still felt a little empty in his heart for no reason.

Finally, one night, in that tasteful western food restaurant, the curly-haired girl blushed and confessed to the head of the science department. The head of the science department was a little at a loss. After thinking and thinking, he finally touched his nose and said sorry to her. Then left without eating anything.

He was thinking of the dean of liberal arts all the way away, and now he really wanted to go back to eat the food he cooked, and when he heard him scolding himself for being an idiot, he suddenly realized that the two of them hadn't spoken seriously for several days.

Walking to the door of the dean of liberal arts, as expected, I smelled a familiar smell of rice.The head of science excitedly opened the door and went in, only to find two people sitting in front of the small dining table in the room, so he froze in place for a while.

Those two people were a little surprised when they saw him, and the head of liberal arts even blurted out: "Why are you here?"

The dean of science looked sullenly at the handsome boy next to him and asked who it was. The dean of liberal arts introduced that he was newly moved in today, and it is said that he is still in the same department as you.

"Oh." The head of science jumped out a word, and then fled resentfully with his head drooping, leaving only two people in the room, one confused and one thoughtful.

The head of the science department felt quite disappointed. Some ideas that had arisen on the road were suddenly suppressed by this new classmate.

In the evening, he received a call from the dean of liberal arts.As soon as I pressed the answer button, the voice over there rushed into my ears: "The light bulb is broken, come and change the light bulb for me!"

The dean of science said in a muffled voice: "The newcomer will also change, why don't you let him change easily."

The dean of liberal arts was angry: "If you are told to come, you will come and talk nonsense! Hurry up, come or not?"

The chief of science gritted his teeth: "Come on!"

After hanging up the phone, he found the spare light bulb that had been kept in the drawer, and ran into the next room again, just like the first day we met, without hesitation.

The science major entered the door, but because today's events always made him feel a little awkward, he worked in silence. The head of the liberal arts department didn't speak, leaning against the door and hugging his shoulders and looking at him, which made him feel that the time was special. Unbearable, I quickly changed the light bulb.

"Then I'll be leaving first, call me again if you need anything." He was about to go out.

"Stop." The dean of liberal arts next to the door called him in a bad tone, "Shall I let you go?"

"What else is there?"

The head of liberal arts looked at his pitiful eyes, and his tone softened: "Have you eaten yet?"

The voice of the dean of science became muffled again: "No."

"I remember you went out with that curly-haired beauty, why didn't you just have a meal?"

"The ones bought outside don't taste good," the head of the science department muttered, "I want to eat yours."

"Idiot!" After scolding him, the head of liberal arts resigned himself to his fate and walked to the kitchen, brought out several plates of food tightly covered with plastic wrap, and gave him a pair of chopsticks.

"I left a copy for you, eat it before it's rotten, we don't have a refrigerator here and can't hold anything."

The dean of science sat at the small dining table, with his head down and his chopsticks motionless.

"What's the matter, aren't you hungry?"

"No," the dean of science put down his chopsticks, took a deep breath, raised his head, looked at the dean of humanities and said slowly, "Yangzi, can I still eat at your place in the future?"

"Hey, you're still addicted to food." The chief of liberal arts gave him a look, but couldn't bear it, "If you're willing to let your sister come, then come."

"Then, can you still speak English to me?"

"Row."

"So, can we be together?"

"Ah?" the dean of liberal arts pretended to be confused, pretending to be confused, "Isn't this house a bit small for two people, although it's quite cheap to rent together..."

"That's not what I meant!" Interrupting him, the science chief suddenly stood up, almost knocking over the small dining table.

"I mean, I like you, let's be together!"

The dean of liberal arts put away his smile and didn't speak for a long time, while the person who confessed looked at him very nervously, looking calm, but in fact his palms were full of sweat.

"Li Mo, you are not joking."

"No, no, no! Absolutely not!" The head of science quickly explained incoherently, "Actually, I liked you very much the first time I saw it, and I liked it even more afterward. Really, I have no interest in that curly-haired beauty, I think she is not as good as you Looks good, look..."

In the end, the more the explanation became more chaotic, the head of the science department simply broke the jar and said, "Anyway, I just fell in love with you, so what do you think?"

The two remained silent for a long time, and the dean of science was swallowing and spitting, and then the dean of liberal arts opened his mouth softly: "Then you have to change the bed to a bigger one, it's too hot for me if you don't squeeze me when you're so small."

"!!" The head of the science department's eyes were so bright that they could emit light, and the volume increased by more than one level, "Yoko, what do you mean?!"

The dean of liberal arts blushed and yelled at him viciously: "If you don't understand, let's get down, hurry up and eat!"

"Don't, I understand!" Hurry up and grab his shoulders, "Don't go back on your promise!"

"You fucking regret it! How dare you regret that I killed you!"

Hearing this, a certain person took an inch, and simply took advantage of him, "Then you can't just cook for others, especially that little boy who came here today."

"You think about all sorts of nonsense every day. If he hadn't been in the same relationship with you, you would have thought that I would let him take money!"

"Hey hey..." The head of the science department, who had turned into a dog, smiled with satisfaction, and rubbed against the neck of the man as he wished.

"Stop rubbing, get out and eat!"

"Oh..." The chief of science took a small bite on his collarbone.

"Hiss... biting hair! Asking you to eat is not biting!"

"Oh..." He licked along the tooth marks a few times.

"Are you a dog? Biting and licking...you'll go bad if you don't eat!"

"It's okay, you can do it for me tomorrow."

"I won't do it for you!"

"Then I'll do it for you."

"You fucking... turn off the lights..."

"it is good."

So the lights in the long room of the astronomical science department went out early and didn't turn on all night.

What happened later, the dean of liberal arts and the dean of science still moved together, so that they could love each other and save half the rent, and it was then that the dean of liberal arts knew that the two of them wanted to take the exam for graduate students from the same school.

Later, the junior who used to live next door to the dean of humanities came to inspect at the order of the dean’s parents. During this time, the dean of science saw her powerful hands-on ability with amazed eyes, and then learned about her hands-on ability with even more amazed eyes. In fact, [OTL] was tuned/taught by the dean of liberal arts. Since then, the previous impression of liberal arts students has been changed.In addition, the dean of liberal arts also asked her for some experience in communicating with parents—the school girl came out decisively to her family after she was admitted to university.

In fact, there is still a long way to go before them.

…………………………………………over……………………………………………

PS: [中]: Dialect!One of the most characteristic words in Tangshan! !It means "Ok, OK, OK"! !

[It's not difficult to grow up]: You look good, you look good. (I thought you guys understood, but later I found out that only we Tangshan people said that... If you understand it, you can recognize your relatives▔▽▔

The author has something to say:

P,S: The protagonists are based on my two seniors, but the story is purely fictitious, if there are any similarities, please forgive me! ! ! (￣▽￣|||)

In addition, some people expressed doubts about the use of light bulbs in the senior's house. In fact, they are not round bulbs, but slender curved ones with a cover on the outside. It is a little troublesome to replace that kind of bulbs, but it is not bad. Common.

There is still time to fix a BUG, ​​the senior started preparing for the exam at the end of the second half of the sophomore year, so three years have passed▔▽▔

In the end, I want to growl—the dean of liberal arts is a local tyrant! ! ! ! !

Finally, I wish you all the end of the college entrance examination and a happy summer vacation!