You look so beautiful with the electric drill

Chapter 8



Chapter 8

Go to bed early and get up early, that's hell.

————Pig

Zhu Ranzhi rolled on the bed after being woken up by the sound of renovation downstairs on the first few mornings, hoping to calm down.

He remembered what Lao Feishang said.

"If you have a bad temper, you will be bald."

Zhu Ranzhi was convinced of this, he yawned, frowned, and vented his resentment towards the wanted poster on the wall beside the bed.

"Z-"

"Damn it!!!!"

Pig: Fuck your sister's composure!I want to sleep!

But he was angry, but the decoration couldn't be stopped.It's like his father Zhu Danqing wants to grab his Coke, he can't stop it.

It is impossible to update it now. In such a noisy environment, either he cannot write novels, or he will become very irritable.

So he lazily tidied himself up and planned to go to the pet store to give Coke a bath.

Zhu Ranzhi gently put small and medium-sized freckles on Coke, "Oh, my son is so handsome~"

After he put on his hat, he did not forget to send Lao Feishang a WeChat message, the smile on his face was like the scorching sun shining blindingly.

By the time Zhu Ranzhi put his phone in his pocket, he had already reached the door of the decoration shop downstairs.

The wide open door blew the sawdust and dust into the corridor, causing him and Coke to sneeze one after another.

Today's weather is really hot, and there is no wind at all, making people dizzy and dizzy.

Coke walked in silently, even the strong Zhu Ranzhi didn't dare to pull the rope.

The sawdust all over the floor looked like swirling cotton candy, tools were scattered everywhere, and some opened water bottles that could be seen everywhere fell on the ground and some were placed in the corners.

A pile of wood is neatly placed on the table, and there are several small grooves extending on the floor and walls of the house.

As soon as Zhu Ranzhi entered the house, he heard a familiar and sad voice.

"Here—"

It didn't take long for the sound to stop, and Zhu Ranzhi walked a few more steps in, and saw Cole sitting next to a person wagging his tail happily.

The man was wearing only an undershirt, fastened to dark green trousers by a molted leather belt.

He stretched out his gloved hand and patted Coke's dog's head lightly, and said with a smile, "How can Dudu come out in such a hot day?"

Zhu Ranzhi: Why is this name so familiar?

Coke barked happily, raised his front left leg and put it on the man's shoulder.

Lao Jianguo liked this dog very much. He thought it was lost and he wanted to keep it, but it turned out that he had an owner, so he let it go.

"Hello."

Coke retracted his legs, and Lao Jianguo sat on the ground and turned his head to look over with the electric drill. He couldn't help frowning when he saw the person coming.

Maybe it's because I'm used to seeing my son's thinness. This man is as thin as a reed, and he will fall down when he blows it.

"Oh hello, who are you?"

Zhu Ranzhi looked up and down the person holding the murder weapon, and said, "I am Zhu Ranzhi who lives upstairs, and this dog belongs to my family."

Lao Jianguo nodded, he had heard Zhu Ranzhi's name for a long time.

"I know you."

Zhu Ranzhi was taken aback for a moment, he didn't seem to have seen this uncle before.

"When I was resting, I chatted with some old ladies downstairs, and they all cared about you."

Hearing this, Zhu Ranzhi felt something was wrong.

The old ladies downstairs and his mother are the kind who can be called daughters by acquaintance, and what they care most about him is that he is big or small and bald, even if he still has a date.

"Forehead...."

Before Zhu Ranzhi could respond, Lao Jianguo got up, unplugged the power cord, and put the electric drill far away from the Coke, "They asked me to start work later and let you sleep more."

"Ah...thank you so much..."

Lao Jianguo: "They are worried that you are 30 years old and still not dating, and you can no longer be bald and lose your hair."

Coke: Pfft.

Zhu Ranzhi: "...I'm not yet 30 years old..."

"rounding."

Zhu Ranzhi: Did you all agree to round up together? ? ?

"Seeing how heavy your dark circles are, you need to take a good rest."

Lao Jianguo made another gesture to lift a large piece of wood twice the size of the gate, Zhu Ranzhi quickly stepped forward to give him a hand, and the two moved one after the other.

Coke ran to the door and waited for the two to come out, while Zhu Ranzhi thanked the unknown uncle.

"Thank you."

Lao Jianguo: "You're welcome, can you help me move downstairs?"

Zhu Ranzhi nodded, and Lao Jianguo took the lead down the stairs. The corridor is actually quite narrow. If Lao Jianguo had to carry the planks by himself, he would be exhausted.

"Train yourself well, it's not healthy to see you are thin, and the meat will be sticky when pinched."

Zhu Ranzhi nodded obediently and said yes, thinking in his heart that he was so thin because of losing weight. Who told him that he used to be a fat house, and there were always idiots bullying him, a little bun in school.

When he reached the bottom of the building, Lao Jianguo took out a thermos from somewhere and opened the lid to drink water.

"Then I'll go up first, don't get sunstroke on a hot day."

Zhu Ranzhi nodded, and his affection for Lao Jianguo directly surpassed that of his father.

He watched Lao Jianguo walk into the corridor, picked up his hat and wiped the sweat from his forehead, and heard the shout from upstairs, "Drink more ginger tea, grow hair and cure baldness!"

Zhu Ranzhi: I'm not fucking bald! ! !Can you understand the six words that the hairline is a bit high!

When Zhu Ranzhi was sitting not far away watching the staff bathing Coke, he wailed repeatedly, "Do bald people have no human rights!"

"No."

Zhu Ranzhi bounced three times reflexively, and jumped a few meters away, "Go away, the monsters!"

Shen Xi: "...I'm your fucking uncle, brat."

Zhu Ranzhi: "...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

In the pet hospital run by Shen Xi, because he was too lazy to wash his hair every day, he shaved his head bald.Zhu Ranzhi was so damn angry that he slapped it with a shovel.

Shen Xi thinks that she is handsome, and she is lovable no matter what.And Zhu Ranzhi felt that Shen Xi grew up with him, and he was indeed an uncle according to his seniority, but isn't the 40-year-old bald donkey funny? Hahahahahahahaha.

"You are making an exclamation, and you have paid off the credit."

"Uncle, I was wrong."

Shen Xi patted Zhu Ranzhi's head with satisfaction, and after sitting with him, counted the small flowers blooming on the flower pot on the side, then stood up convulsively and looked at Zhu Ranzhi.

Zhu Ranzhi: The scalp is numb.

"My sister said you have a date."

"Yes, Uncle, let me tell you that he is super handsome and stylish!"

Zhu Ranzhi's eyes glowed as soon as he talked about his partner, and even his uncle was a little surprised by Zhu Ranzhi's state.

"He has muscles, he has great abs, he has a nice voice, and he's really nice."

Zhu Ranzhi felt that Lao Fei still had many, many bright spots, but he just couldn't find any words to describe them correctly. Even though it was the seventh day of being together and they only had one date, Lao Fei still would I specially invited him to play games, this is a date of love!

"Snapped".

The back of his head hurt, "What are you doing!"

"Suddenly upset."

Zhu Ranzhi covered his head, "You can't beat me even if you're upset! You bald ass!"

Shen Xi was a little worried looking at Zhu Ranzhi who was so old and still such a young girl, but then he felt relieved when he saw the look in that person's eyes.

At this time, the Coke had already blown away, and jumped to the ground nimbly, "Wow!"

Coke: Dad!See if I'm handsome!

Zhu Ranzhi: Not as handsome as me.

Shen Xi sent a person and a dog to the door, but unexpectedly saw the following scene of dog abuse.

Zhu Ranzhi told Lao Feishang that he would bring Coke to take a bath here, but as soon as he went out, he saw Lao Feishang carrying a plastic bag, standing outside silently smoking.

"Damn it! You are a fool! Why don't you go in and turn on the air conditioner!"

Zhu Ranzhi ran over cheerfully, while Coke sensibly held Shen Xi.

"I want to smoke."

After Lao Feishang threw the cigarette butt on the ground and crushed it, he wrapped it in a tissue and held it in his palm.

"Smoking on a hot day, do you want to dry your mouth?" Zhu Ranzhi rolled his eyes.

"Don't smoke, just do it if you want." Lao Feishang reached out and touched Zhu Ranzhi's forehead, and then touched his little face.

Zhu Ran knows that playing hooligans is not as good as Lao Feishang, but I am happy!

And Shen Xi coughed, pushed open the glass door, and said, "Piggy, you left so soon? It's been a long time..."

He seriously wanted to see Lao Feishang's attitude, but it was not the other party who answered the conversation, but Zhu Ranzhi.

"Uncle, shut up."

"Good."

After he finished speaking, Shen Xi regretted it, and his mother's conditioned reflex said it out.

And Lao Feishang nodded to him and said hello, but was dragged away by Zhu Ranzhi, a heartless person.

Coke slowly paced past him and followed the two of them.

Their voices can be heard in the distance.

"have you eaten?"

"No, I want instant noodles, let's go to Instant Noodle King."

"Eating instant noodles causes constipation and baldness."

"...You are ruthless."


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