Ghostbusters

Chapter 1

Xiaolin witnessed a tragic car accident on his way to school.

The red light was shining brightly, but the driver seemed to be blind, driving the car speeding past, rushing into the middle of the road, and knocked a pedestrian who was crossing the road into the air.

It didn't even take a second for the incident to happen, and everyone didn't react, just watching the car accident happen in a daze.

The man was thrown high and fell heavily. His body was lying on the ground in a twisted and weird posture, and his brain and blood flowed all over the floor.

Xiao Lin stared blankly at the blood splattered on his shoe, thinking that if he took half a step forward, he would have the same fate as that person.

The traffic police and ambulance arrived quickly, and the scene was chaotic. Seeing that Xiao Lin was about to be late, he didn't care to go home and change his shoes, so he rushed to school first.

After the whole day, sitting in the classroom, he always felt unreal, flustered, and the scene of the car accident appeared in his mind from time to time, that person was flying high, and his brain was bursting. The more lingering.

Xiao Lin was absent-minded and didn't listen to the class all day. When he came home at night, his mother was cleaning the house. She accidentally saw his shoes and asked, "Where did you go wild? Why are your shoes so dirty?"

After a day on the upper, the brains and blood on the upper have been mixed together and dried up, black and white, it really looks like the shoes have been soiled in the mud.

Xiaolin shuddered, and a flood of horrible memories flooded up again. Without saying a word, he picked up the shoes and ran out the door to throw them away. His mother scolded him for wasting money. When he explained the reason, his mother's face changed, and she babbled Said to find some grapefruit leaves to help him get rid of the bad smell.

At the critical stage of his studies, Xiao Lin didn't dare to slack off in the big and small exams all day long. He sat at the desk and thought about it for a while, then opened his schoolbag and took out the "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation".

As he was doing this, his ears felt a little cold, as if someone was blowing in his ears, Xiao Lin turned his head, the window was not closed tightly, and the wind kept shaking the curtains.

He got up and closed the window, and sat down to do the problem again.

If the straight line ... and the straight line 4x+ky ... then the constant k is equal to ...

Idiot, it's -6.Suddenly someone said in his ear.

Xiao Lin, who was biting his pen and wandering in the sky, jumped three feet high, and even the chair was overturned.

He turned his head around in horror.

Of course no one, he was the only one in the room.

Maybe it's because I'm too tired, I'm hallucinating?Kobayashi comforted himself.

Why don't you hurry up and do the questions, what a ghost?

The voice sounded again.

Xiao Lin's face turned pale, from white to blue, then from blue to black.

You, who are you?he asked tremblingly.

It seems to be a ghost.The voice said again.

Kobayashi: ... What do you mean by as if?Yes it is, no it is not.

Ghost: That's right.

Xiao Lin had a flash of inspiration and asked: Are you the one who got into a car accident this morning?

Ghost surprised: how do you know?

Kobayashi: I walked behind you in the morning, almost like you... Wait, you are not here to find a substitute, are you?I heard that after a person dies, they will find a substitute everywhere so that they can reincarnate themselves.

Ghost: It seems so.

Xiao Lin was anxious, he couldn't see ghosts, and he didn't know what attitude the other party had.

He persuaded the ghost earnestly: Brother, you see that I am not handsome, and I am not a top student. I remember your back, tall and straight, and wearing a well-made suit. I am definitely not to your liking. You should not catch me as a stand-in Yes, if there is any unfulfilled wish, and I can do what I can, I will help you. Reincarnation is the destination that a ghost should have.

Ghost: I can't remember anything. I forgot my name, address, occupation, and relatives and friends. I only remember the scene when I was hit by a car.

Kobayashi: Well, as long as you don't hurt me, you can say anything.

No one could see the ghost, but only Xiao Lin could hear his voice. Mom came in with fruit, and Xiao Lin asked if you wanted to give me grapefruit leaves to get rid of the bad smell?

My mother said, I thought about it, and I think I still have to believe in science and the core values ​​of socialism, and not engage in these feudal and superstitious things.

Kobayashi: ...

The ghost said to him next to him: Why don't you ask a monk or a Taoist priest to see if I can regain my memory and be reborn as a human being as soon as possible.

This is a good ghost, Xiao Lin thought to himself, because those ghosts in ghost movies are dying or refusing to reincarnate.

Are you okay?I have already seen the tenth question, and you are still spinning on the first question, the answer is 14 is the square root, you idiot!Seeing him in a daze, the ghost scolded him beside him.

Kobayashi: ...

When he checked the answer, he was right.

The problem is that people don't need to do calculations on paper, they can do it directly in their minds.

Kobayashi worshiped: Brother Gui, you can go to participate in "The Most Powerful Brain"!

Ghost: What is that?

Kobayashi: For a variety show, you can speak Northeast dialect. Are you from Northeast China?

Ghost: Forget it, Guawazi, hurry up and move on to the next question!

Xiaolin found that the ghost had an unusual enthusiasm for doing the questions, or he was too bored and could only stare at himself, and the ghost had a high IQ, so he must have been an unusual person when he was alive.

Under the supervision of the ghost, Xiao Lin finished several pages of topics in one night. The ghost also had obsessive-compulsive disorder, forcing him to keep doing it.

Kobayashi surrendered: I can't do it, I'm almost exhausted, please let me go to bed, anyway, the homework has been finished today, the teacher asked us to do three pages, I have already done five pages, and I have over completed.

Ghost: Now I remember that I have a wish unfulfilled.

Kobayashi:? ? ?

Ghost: That is to watch you finish the "Three-Year College Entrance Examination and Five-Year Simulation", otherwise I will arrest you as a stand-in.

Kobayashi: ...

On the second day, the Chinese teacher had a whim and took the test. It was densely packed with questions, and it was not required to finish it, but he tried his best.

But the ghost was obviously not satisfied with his level, and kept nagging at the side.

It is the frost and dew on the clothes, not the frost and snow!

Kobayashi muttered: This is an extra question. I can do it well, but I remember a word wrong.

Ghost ridicule: Did the graders make you mistake a word during the college entrance examination?

After a few seconds, the ghost said again: You should choose C for the question just now.

Kobayashi: I think D is right.

Ghost: CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC...

Xiao Lin couldn't bear it anymore, stood up suddenly, and yelled: Are you annoying!

Full attention.

Teacher: What are you doing, Kobayashi?

Kobayashi was dazed for a few seconds, quick to think: "Old, teacher, when I saw the test paper, I couldn't hold back my passion, and I had the urge to express my heart. Listen well—the seagull stood firm before the storm, stood firm!"They are flying across the sea, trying to hide their fear of the storm in the depths of the sea!

The whole class roared with laughter, Xiao Lin blushed, and he had to finish the performance even when he was kneeling.

The Chinese teacher is kind, and he didn't let Xiaolin roll to the corridor to chant in the end.

After the exam, the ghost kept nagging at him: You must have chosen the wrong reading comprehension question just now...

Xiaolin couldn't take it anymore, and went online to Baidu's Ksitigarbha, planning to do it himself to save the ghost.

The ghost knew that he could be reincarnated, so he was very happy, and he didn't care whether Xiaolin could bear him. After returning home at night, after dinner, Xiaolin sat down in the room and began to read the "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Basic Vows" downloaded from the Internet. Read the classics.

...... Corpse paramita.Gonti Paramita.It is close to Ye Boromiyin.Zen Paramita.Prajna Paramita...

Xiao Lin couldn't see ghosts, but felt that the other party must be sitting upright and listening carefully.

Everything is going in a good direction.

But the ghost suddenly said: You mispronounced those two words, it's not banruo, it's bore.

Kobayashi: ...

He bit the bullet and continued to read: Whirling World...

Ghost: It is the Saha world.

Kobayashi became angry from embarrassment: Why don't we just switch positions!

Ghost: Do you know why it is called Saha?Because this is a transliteration of Sanskrit, which means tolerable, the Saha world refers to the three thousand great worlds taught by Sakyamuni...

Xiao Lin listened to him nagging for another half an hour, and said desperately: Why can you even remember this kind of thing, but forget the origin of your own name? You can't play me on purpose, right?

Ghost: Maybe I have a destiny with you.

Kobayashi submitted his own experience to a public marketing account dedicated to supernatural events, and the people who eat melons below complained: Nowadays, handwriting is getting lower and lower, and even this kind of elementary school literature is shameless.

Xiao Lin was so angry that he vomited blood, and decided to tell his mother about this matter, and asked her to find an expert to save this ghost.