mousepad-d2 Chapter 1
Chapter 1
Anping transmigrated into a book he read a few months ago, and became cannon fodder who did not appear in the book.
Cannon fodder has an unknown name, Jimo Qidiao.
Jimo and lacquer carvings are all compound surnames in ancient times, but I don’t know if they still exist in modern times.
The reason why Anping knew this was because the name Anping was also a compound surname in ancient times.
When Anping was so young that he couldn't even write his own name, Father An often held his son on his lap, showing off to him how knowledgeable and well-read he was, and at the same time, he was so reasonable and down-to-earth. , would give his son such an almost impeccable name:
The melody is harmonious and catchy, which literally contains parents' earnest expectations for their children's future.At the same time, it is one of the compound surnames in ancient China. Although not many people know it, but the so-called seeking refinement rather than generality, anyway, Father An doesn't like the kind of surname Ou and named his son Ouyang, which is a routine.
Regarding his father's second-year illness that has not been cured for decades, the young man surnamed An who saw through the facts too early said hehe, as long as you are happy.
But it is precisely because of the early enlightenment on the issue of compound surnames that when Anping teenagers were in their early teens, when online novels emerged and a large group of Ouyang Nangong Beiming Huangfu emerged, countless male and female readers read these names so innocently while reading them. It's so pretentious, he turned a page peacefully, saying that these are all the flirtatious and cheap things he's used to seeing for a long time.
However, Anping never thought that one day in the future, he would fall into the hands of such a coquettish and cheap bastard.
It was a certain year after the trend of double surnames had passed, Anping, who occasionally searched for articles on Dianjin Novels.com, found an article about a fighting-style upgraded male protagonist near the end of the series.
Due to the author's incompetence in choosing names, this article has a setting: All those who join the sect where the hero belongs must uniformly change their surnames to "Jimo".
And this article is full of Jimo XX from beginning to end. From the beginning of the article to the present, it is said that there are two most controversial topics.One is what kind of ending the author, the little fairy, will play this time, and the other is that the male protagonist...he can't lift it up.
Is there any difference between not being able to lift and not being able to lift?
Of course, the former means that there is no problem with the hero's function in a certain aspect, and he is also very attractive to the three thousand in the harem.However, something is always interrupted at critical moments.Sometimes the male protagonist is still alive and well after overthrowing the enemy, but the harem is already exhausted/fainted/taken away by the enemy accomplices during the battle.The male protagonist who is hard-pressed and still has such a bottom line can't find someone else, so he can only do it himself to make a living.
In this way, when Zhang Zhang is driving, the sense of sight will be felt. If Zhang Zhang does not drive or simply has a car accident, the inner world of the teaser is like a fire, and he is so hungry that he can't wait to replace the male lead himself.The author allows you to coerce and lure you to show off your cuteness and roll around, without moving.Over time, the hero of this article has an additional title:
Can't lift it up.
It's not that I can't lift it, but I want to lift it but I can't lift it.
Really sad and tearful.
In fact, the reason why this issue has become the second topic of debate is inseparable from the first topic, that is, how the author intends to end.
Because according to the unanimous conclusion of countless people who have been here, this author loves writing newspaper articles.
As one of the well-known writers on Dian Dian Novel.com, this gentleman has already had three completed works, all of which have been reported to the publisher.Anping didn't read his previous articles. After all, it was too late for him to fall into this pit when he knew this. But after watching the pain of his seniors at close range, he had no intention of further self-torture.
But he still heard some details about the author's newspaper office.For example, in the conclusion of his last article, there was no large-scale Internet cleansing activity at that time, so he took an upgrade flow that was closer to the action of a stallion harem.
And the ending of that article was that the male protagonist who had finally accumulated his energy bar soared into the sky and became the first new god in the past thousand years on the mainland.The new God King decided to have a collective fight with his harem before leaving this world.Unexpectedly, the thousands of harem who were about to be expelled felt resentful. In the end, everyone took a drug that appeared many times in the full text but was never used, and worked together to exhaust the god king to death.
END.
It is said that when they saw this ending, one-third of the readers vomited blood, one-third went to see a psychiatrist for mental impotence, and one-third went from fan to black every day to get negative points in the text. .
However, just like the hero of the new article can't raise the question, the author with excellent psychological quality is self-serving and doing his own way.Facts have proved that there are a lot of invisible shaking M in this world. Maybe some of them are curious about what crazy news the author can come up with in the next article. In short, the result is... When the author publishes a new article, the people who read it are more too much.
The innocent and ignorant Anping just stepped into this pit.
But that was already several months ago. At that time, Anping saw the latest chapter in one breath, and after chasing a few more chapters, he abandoned the article because the author stopped updating.Later, I occasionally turned back to see that it was never finished, so I decided to quietly fatten up until the end.
Then he wore it, and after a few months, he even forgot about the plot of the article.
Transmigrated into a disciple who was not included in the book, Jimo Lacquer Carving.
The biggest problem he faced at this time was that he couldn't remember the male lead's name.
The author has something to say: let go of the self-adjustment pit, as Lanzi who has hardly written a long article in the past, the recent article next door obviously has ideas and wants to continue writing, but he is high and tired at the same time.
So here I come here at will, what can be guaranteed is that it will not be pitted, and it will not last long. It is estimated to be 3-5w, depending on my popularity and the reactions of the little angels.