The full story mosaic of the hero's face [Transmigration Book]

Chapter 6

"Falling paint?" The male protagonist Fan Er shook the face of the dirt on his hair, and looked at him with a sleepy face, "Why are you here?"

Wait, what the hell is the paint peeling off?He didn't listen, did you call it the paint drop, drop your sister!

The fear that was like an illusion before was floating in the clouds, Anping gritted his teeth, pretending not to hear, and asked back: "Why can't I be here?"

According to the other party's reaction, the person in front of him clearly knew "Jimo Diaoqi".

With a flash in front of his eyes, Anping subconsciously took two steps back, and when he took a closer look, the other party had already got up from the ground.It's just that there is a large pit with uneven edges left on the ground, which clearly shows how many bulls it has just been impacted by.

... If the one under pressure is replaced by himself, he will go to see the Buddha or God in eight or nine minutes out of ten.

Thinking of this, Anping's sense of guilt rose sharply. Although he had no real feeling for this world, the possibility of "almost killing someone" still made it difficult for him to look directly at the other party.

Compared with the paint peeling and so on, it is a small case, which makes his momentum a little weaker.

But Jimo Kugu obviously didn't know about these entanglements, he shook his face and body, looked at the stubborn dust on his clothes for a while, then looked up at Anping: "It's not what you said yesterday, never want to see you again When it comes to me, I will cut off my sleeves from now on, and my marriage and marriage have nothing to do with each other, whoever repents will cut off the roots of his sins?"

Anping: "..." WTF? !

So Kugu's eyes fell on Anping's penis, and the latter covered his crotch with a conditioned reflex, and then quickly let go of this action: "You, you, you didn't lie to me, did you? !"

Ku Gu: "...have you lost your memory?"

Anping: "..."

Ku Gu: "Or indirect amnesia due to over-stimulation?"

Anping: "..."

Ku Gu: "Stop making trouble, ah. As I said a long time ago, don't read so many stories about domineering Palace Masters/Teachers/Sect Masters/Sect Masters falling in love with me. This pure and unaffected style is no longer popular in the past two years. Now, a lot of people like swords and slant to be obsessed with coquettish sluts, otherwise how do you think Jimo Sanjie came from?"

Anping: "..." Brother, you are admitting that you are a coquettish bitch. Are the hero and villain of this book both coquettish bitch? If the author finds out, he will definitely pass through and beat you to death.

Kugu stretched out a hand and stroked the sluggish Anping's head: "I'm gone, and I don't want you to cut off that lifeline. Although it won't be needed, it can't be incomplete. It was me who provoked too much, right? Stay with you, as long as you have a good life in the future... don't say much, I'll go back to do the laundry first."

An Ping: "..." Very good, this is a coquettish bitch.

At the moment when Ku Gu turned around and took a step, Anping finally moved.

He grabbed Kugu's sleeve, and almost staggered himself: "Wait a minute! How about you change this dress and let me wash it?"

As soon as the words came out, Anping was stunned, and Kugu was also stunned.

Then the former wanted to smoke himself to death.

Just now, when Kugu talked to him one-sidedly, Anping was seriously thinking about a question: How high is the probability that Jimo Kugu is the hero or the villain?

The answer is that he is most likely the cannon fodder.

The reason is simple. In the original book, the harem of the male lead and the villain, even though the length of each person's description is different, is more or less full of ink.But among them, there is absolutely no one named Jimo Diaoqi.

With the professionalism of a young man whose surname has been entangled all his life, An Ping swears that he has never seen the lacquer peeling off in the article... Ah, don't carve the lacquer name.

And there is no description of the cannon fodder's harem, or in other words, except for the incidental impression when mentioning the "Three Heroes of Jimo", Anping has almost no memory of this person.

So Anping, who was eager to test his thoughts, lost his reason and integrity at that moment, and asked words that were completely contrary to his straight-man assumptions.

Ku Gu stared at him for a moment, then sighed: "Why do you..."

"I promise it's the last time!" The face had already been thrown out, Anping simply broke the jar and continued, "Let's go change your clothes! I'll help you wash it! Otherwise, I'll take your clothes off right now!"

Kugu: "..."

Under the nervous gaze of the Anping boy, even when he was thinking about the success rate of seeing the king in stripping his clothes, the other party finally nodded:

"Forget it, it's up to you."

Ten minutes later, in the cubicle of a private latrine, the Anping teenager left with his clothes in his arms, blushing and a bewildered smile.

——Jimo Bitter Goblet, the hero ruled out!