Big deal, I'll go on my own

Chapter 4 1 Serious Science Popularization

4. Serious science popularization

"Brother Ze~My good brother Ze~" Jiang Nan stepped on the stairs with one foot suspended in the air, half of her body lying on Zhou Wenze's bed, her eyes fixed on Zhou Wenze who was reading seriously in front of her.

"Speak up if you have something to say." Seeing Jiang Nan's posture, Zhou Wenze knew that nothing good would happen.

"The final exam is coming soon, isn't it? I know you won't have the heart to see me fail."

"so?"

"You know, I can recite things like thinking and repairing, but this advanced math, C language..." What Jiang Nan hates the most is studying. In high school, I forced myself to pass the exam. He went to university, but now he can't show the energy of the college entrance examination at all.

"...You read the book by yourself first, go down, I'm going to play ball." Zhou Wenze kicked his foot to signal Jiang Nan to go down.

"Huh? The sun is so bright outside today, you still want to go out to play?" Jiang Nan went down and stood below looking at Zhou Wenze.

"Gao Qian called me to go. I haven't exercised for a long time. Play a game to relax." Zhou Wenze went down the stairs and took out his basketball from the closet, put on his shoes and was about to go out. When he opened the door, he remembered something and turned around and said: "Go to my bed and take down my high-level math book and look through it yourself. Let's memorize the formulas first. I have circled them with a pen."

"Brother Ze! Don't forget me!" Qi Fei said.

"And me!" Da Dongming echoed.

"...Then you three watch it together, I'll be back in the evening." After speaking, Zhou Wenze left, leaving Jiang Nan, Qi Fei and Da Dongming looking at each other.

Jiang Nan didn't think much about it, and naturally climbed onto Zhou Wenze's bed, picked up the high-level mathematics book, and started to read it. Qi Fei said, "Hey Nan, you can't be so selfish. We agreed to read it together."

"Brother Fei, are you finished playing the game, be careful to cheat your teammates."

"Brother Da, have you finished chatting, the girl you got is careful to slip away."

"Damn it, Jiang Nan counts you as ruthless!" Qi Fei and Da Dongming complained in unison and then went about their own business. Jiang Nan read the book contentedly. Although 10 out of 7 minutes were played on the mobile phone, it was still too much. More or less memorized a little formula.

It was already almost six o'clock when Zhou Wenze came back, with three meals in his hand, the eyes of the three starving ghosts in the dormitory lit up when they saw the meal, and those lying on the bed immediately sat up and rushed out of bed from Zhou Wenze. Ze took his portion of the meal in his hand, and Zhou Wenze said with a look of disgust, "Forget about starving you three slobs to death."

"Brother Ze! Good roommate in China! Great!" Qi Fei said as he wolfed down his meal.

Zhou Wenze's eyes were only looking at Jiang Nan who was eating and reading high-level math books. He felt very relieved in his heart. He gave Jiang Nan a look. Jiang Nan tilted his head. Are you going to self-study?"

"We... still have things like self-study?" Qi Fei tilted his head and thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out.

"I saw what was said in the group in the afternoon. Didn't it mean voluntary? Isn't voluntary the same as not going." Da Dongming said.

"Oh well, then I'll take a shower and go by myself."

Jiang Nan put down her chopsticks at this moment, glanced at Zhou Wenze and said, "Brother Ze, I haven't spoken yet."

Zhou Wenze glanced at Jiang Nan on purpose and said, "Then you will go?"

"Of course not," Jiang Nan looked at Zhou Wenze, smiled, and continued, "But I'm going out to buy cigarettes, so it's okay to walk with you along the way."

It was only 06:30 when Zhou Wenze arrived in the classroom, half an hour before the [-] o'clock stipulated for self-study, and this was voluntary, so not many people would come.

"Damn it, I came too early, I should have stayed in the dormitory for a while." Jiang Nan sat down on the table next to Zhou Wenze, dangling her feet back and forth.

"Don't shake." Zhou Wenze slapped Jiang Nan's thigh with one hand. Jiang Nan turned to look at Zhou Wenze who was sitting beside him. Zhou Wenze also looked up at Jiang Nan. After they looked at each other for two seconds, Jiang Nan leaned down and kissed Zhou Wenze's lips first. Jiang Nan supported the table with one hand and hugged Zhou Wenze's neck with the other, while Zhou Wenze held a pen in one hand. The other hand wrapped around Jiang Nan's waist, and the two went up and down, one up and one down, kissing each other forgetfully, and after a while, the sound of heavy breathing could not help leaking from the cracks in their lips.

"Uh, uh, ha...Brother Ze, don't you think your glasses are too much of a hindrance?" In many battles of initiative, Jiang Nan found that not only did she fail to regain the initiative, but Zhou Wenze secretly learned to kiss her. This guy really can learn everything quickly, so people with good minds are really troublesome.

"Uh...uh, I don't think so..."

Jiang Nan's hand holding his neck moved down and grabbed Zhou Wenze's shoulder and pushed Zhou Wenze back forcefully. The lips and tongue of the two were separated at this time. Jiang Nan gasped and said, "I think."

After speaking, Jiang Nan grabbed the temple of Zhou Wenze's glasses with the hand that was supporting the table, pulled them outward, pinched the glasses in his hand, and pinched Zhou Wenze's chin with the other hand to lift it up. The lips pressed against Zhou Wenze again, and Zhou Wenze stuck out his tongue to tease Jiang Nan the moment his lips touched.

Jiang Nan couldn't help but start complaining in her heart: This Zhou Wenze, who usually looks like a gentleman with a serious face, is actually a sullen person!What a schoolmaster, what a sporty guy, bah!It's a beast in clothes!By the way, where did the muscles I usually train go? !Ah, raising soldiers for a thousand days and using them for a while, I don’t know how much effort it took me to raise your muscles, but it won’t work at this critical moment!waste!

Jiang Nan was angrily complaining about himself, when he suddenly felt a chill in his stomach, he quietly opened his eyes and glanced at himself from the corner of his eye, then exclaimed: "Fuck me! Zhou Wenze, where are you touching?"

This guy!He actually lifted my clothes and touched my abs!

Zhou Wenze stopped his movements immediately, and at the same time left Jiang Nan's lips. He explained solemnly: "I have been putting my hand on your waist, besides, I am admiring your muscles that are dedicated to art."

"I...fuck? Art! What is art! Can art be touched? It can only be seen from a distance, but not played with! Art is to be appreciated, it is seen with the eyes! How can you touch it with your hands? !!!" Jiang Nan didn't know what was wrong with him, but why he was so excited when his abs were touched.

"What you said is very reasonable. It seems that works of art are put in display cabinets only to be seen but not touched." Zhou Wenze actually thought very seriously.

As soon as Jiang Nan heard it, he immediately echoed: "Right! So your behavior just now is simply blasphemy of art! You are insulting art!"

"But..." Zhou Wenze propped his elbows on the table and dragged his chin with his chin, squinting at Jiang Nan and said, "You also said that this is folk art, right? It's not the kind of precious art that is exhibited in museums."

"I..." Jiang Nan couldn't refute, couldn't retort, and lost to Zhou Wenze in the bickering?

"Hahaha, so you can show this kind of expression too." Zhou Wenze covered his mouth and laughed as if he saw something novel. Jiang Nan was made even more ashamed by Zhou Wenze's smile. It's like being attacked by someone who has always been inferior to you in your best field, or you can also say that the game record in your mobile phone that you have always been proud of has been easily broken by others, in short, two words - unhappy!

"You, you, you! Be careful that I'm going to fuck you tonight!" Jiang Nan was so annoyed that she didn't even know that she had said such a thing.

"Damn, Jiang Nan, what are you talking about!" Zhou Wenze stood up suddenly, looked left and right to make sure there was no one around the classroom, and he was relieved.

At this moment, Jiang Nan felt that she seemed to have saved a little bit of offensive face, so she began to feel complacent: "Hahaha, be afraid, little virgin!"

"Damn it, shut up!" Zhou Wenze hurriedly covered Jiang Nan's mouth with his palm, but Jiang Nan pushed even further. He stuck out his tongue and licked Zhou Wenze's palm with the tip of his tongue. Zhou Wenze immediately retracted in a jerk. hands.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha look at you!" Jiang Nan sat on the table and kicked his legs while laughing.

"You! Don't forget that we are all men, which are different from women... don't you know how... why?" Zhou Wenze blushed, and it took him a long time to hold back these words.

Jiang Nan kicked Erlang's legs, looked condescending, and said again very seriously: "Of course! I pretended to be curious and asked my gay friends, so today I will ask my brother to give you a good sexual education for this little virgin class."

"Men are not like women, right? There is only a hole in the back, so you can only do it with the back. Because it's the first time, you must do foreplay, otherwise it will be very painful. Then lubricate the back with lubricating fluid, and stretch out a finger first. Go in, stretch the second one slowly, and then the third one, this kind of behavior is called expansion, the purpose is to let the recipient get used to it and then put on the condom..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Who told you to really say it!" Zhou Wenze quickly interrupted Jiang Nan's serious science popularization. He felt his heart was about to jump out of his throat, and his head crashed to death again.

Jiang Nan looked at Zhou Wenze's flushed faces and smiled badly: "Brother Ze, huh? Have you already started to imagine? Tsk tsk tsk, I understand that little virgins tend to be shy about such things."

"Tell... say who is a virgin! Don't you!" Zhou Wenze finally regained the initiative, and now he returned to the pre-liberation overnight.

"Me? Of course not."

Zhou Wenze: "..."

Later that evening self-study, Zhou Wenze didn't read a word in a daze, while Jiang Nan would cover his mouth and laugh beside Zhou Wenze from time to time, laughing on the table, covering his belly and laughing on the table, lying on the table He turned his head and smiled closely at Zhou Wenze.

There are only four words to describe Zhou Wenze's mood at that time - I really want to die.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is a bit short. Tomorrow is about bicycles. Please remember to scan the QR code to use the car (.) In addition, I would like to declare that Jiang Nan’s so-called "science popularization" only exists in Two-dimensional, just take a look at it~