[Ye Lan] Mr. Tian Luo said he didn't want to cultivate immortality

Chapter 9

"Brother Lanhe, I will trouble you a lot from now on." Ye Xiu said sincerely.

Hearing this, Lan Qiao couldn't help feeling a little dazed.What he said earlier was obvious at first glance. Is it just that I am from Blue Rain?

What about the lunch box?Maybe it was just a prank played by that eccentric little boy.

Lan Qiao didn't know why he suddenly had the urge to do math problems to calm down.What is causing this unexplainable emotion of mine?Could it be that he got a glimpse of the great god's little secret and felt complacent about enjoying the treasure all to himself, but was annoyed because the great god didn't remember himself?

That's not right, Blue Bridge.How can you think so?

Lanqiao Chunxue felt that there was a small volcano in his heart, and the mud layer in the crater began to tremble and cracks appeared, and the red color of the magma could be vaguely seen coming out. All boiled up.

But when he raised his head and his eyes fell directly on Ye Xiu's face, it was as if a tsunami had rolled up in his heart, and the crater was suddenly blown to nothing but a wisp of black smoke, leaving only a salty sea breeze blowing his eyes. Pain—— Ye Xiu has been busy for many days, and even his sleep time has been shortened a lot.His eye sockets were circled with tired blue and black, and his short hair was fine and irregular, as if he had cut straws and scratched it himself.There are a few more pockets sewn on his overalls, and they are full of things. Throwing away the human world decades ago, you can go directly to be a peddler, and you can vaguely see that one of them has a rolled bag inside. Paper and charcoal pencils, the shirt was tied into the waist of the trousers, and the shoulders had already been scratched by the Thousand Chance Umbrella, which was hard to recover.And in his hand holding the morning glory, there are cocoons for swinging spears, cocoons for holding swords, cocoons for holding guns, cocoons for holding hidden weapons, cocoons for carrying ammunition boxes, cocoons for pinching medicine bottles... There are also burn marks from artillery, Scars from sharp instruments, residual stains from potions... all kinds of things are hard to count.In such a disheveled appearance, only Ye Xiu's pair of bright eyes made people burn and bewildered.

What are you annoyed about?

Ye Xiu was born 5000 years ago, and in the long years to now, the chance encounters with him are probably not as good as a grain of sand in the Yellow River.How can I ask him to take the small matter of reunion to heart?

What's more, it must have occupied all of his mind to accomplish what he has to do without fear of danger or death.What's the point of my own strange confusion?

Wake up, Blue Bridge.You're here to work, you're an undercover agent, you deliver messages and help.Blue Rain doesn't want you to take a paid vacation!

Thinking of this, Lan Qiao also nodded sincerely, and said seriously and politely: "Blue Rain has arranged for me to fully assist the Great God and Xingxin in their work. I hope we can have a happy cooperation!"

Ye Xiu smiled, walked up to him, pulled the colorful bonsai, took out yesterday's morning glory, and put in the freshly picked morning glory.

Lan Qiao felt that Ye Xiu's strips of cloth tying morning glories looked familiar, but he couldn't remember what they were: "Master, are you going to throw away all these morning glories?"

Ye Xiu shook his head, unlocked a buckle on his waist, and fixed the morning glory bouquet on it: "When the morning glory first blooms, the funeral horn has already sounded - I think this is quite appropriate, so I will hold it every day. Leave them in the farthest place I have reached. In case something happens, it can be regarded as sweeping the grave for myself in the first year." He said lightly, as if life was nothing to him, and it didn't matter.

Lan Qiao's lips and teeth rubbed together, and he laughed dryly: "My God is so elegant."

Ye Xiu raised his eyebrows and changed the subject: "What did you write in your secret letter this time?"

Lan Qiao's dry laughter stopped abruptly.He hesitated for a while with a bitter face, and then replied: "While the proprietress wants to deduct your salary, my god."

Ye Xiu smiled, and patted him on the shoulder: "I'll introduce you tonight, so that you will have a chance to have your salary deducted in the future."

Lan Qiao watched Ye Xiu leave in a daze, looked down at the seaweed letter in his hand, thought for a while and added, "The undercover agent has become a temporary worker."

After the introduction that night, Lan Qiao was highly praised by the enthusiastic Chen Guo: "Our little Lan is so handsome and kind, and this is a treasure. Don't worry, although you have just changed your shape, don't worry about it." There is psychological pressure. The lady boss, I will cover you!"

Lan Qiao didn't dare to say that his cultivation base was two levels higher than hers, for fear that his wages would be deducted before he became a regular on the first day of work.

The next day, Chen Guo took Lan Qiao to Rongcheng to get acquainted, but he didn't expect that many little demons already knew him.Even more coincidentally, there happened to be a pair of demon cultivator parents who came to present the banner to their children.Because Lanqiao had sent out the popular science promotional drafts in advance, they were able to detect the symptoms of the child's illness in time and sent them to Tiny Herb Clinic for medical treatment, saving the child's life.

After hearing this, Chen Guo was quite satisfied: "Xiaolan, you are so far-sighted before you take office as a big housekeeper."

Lan Qiao smiled and said nothing.He picked up the pennant and unfolded it, his expression cracked immediately.

"To Teacher Lanhe——

Thank you for saving my dog's life, I wish you an early ascension to heaven! "

Lan Qiao silently closed the pennant again: "Miss Boss, I think..."

"Huh? You said."

"Shouldn't our Xingxin's cultural quality education also have to pay close attention..." Lan Qiao had a businesslike, no, an expression of serving the country and the people.

"Okay, you submit the policy plan, and I'll sign it to allocate funds." Chen Guo waved her paw and said boldly.

Oh, why didn't I find out before, why is it so cool to be in charge of signing and sending money, I am really a kind and good boss, absolutely!

So Lanqiao drew up another classroom arrangement plan.The current situation has not stabilized, Xingxin's territory has not yet been connected into a stable whole, and where to choose a location to build a school is also a problem.Coupled with the uneven level of members, it is not enough to rely on schools alone.Therefore, Lanqiao's plan has set different teaching contents for each age group, each major direction of major, and each quality education goal, and opened Xingxin's mobile classroom.And he himself often gives lectures at the regular starting point in Rongcheng, and there are even a large group of rabbit monsters from the sixth generation who come to listen to the lectures, which is quite spectacular.

One month has passed, and the ordinary demon cultivators of Xingxin have basically lived a more orderly life. They are no longer confused about how to cultivate, how to raise children, how to forage, and how to hunt for treasure.Lan Qiao also took over Ye Xiu's command role in Xingxin's elite team, and they got along quite quickly.Although at first they thought that Lan Qiao was just a little monster in a hardened form, after a few team battles, Lan Qiao commanded them to chase and intercept the miasma monster, which was quite effective, which convinced them and started shouting after ordinary little monsters. He is "Teacher Blue".

Lan Qiao was a little sad.Is it because of the temperament?Why did everyone call him Teacher Lan but no one called him Boss Lan?

And at this moment, Xingxin finally ushered in Tang Rou's promotion.

Because Qiao Yifan had already practiced once, he realized it very quickly. After "robbing" the mysterious scavengers last time, he had already been promoted, and he was about to catch up with An Wenyi to reach the master level.Of course, An Wenyi was also rising towards the peak of the earth rank bit by bit.

On this day, Tang Rou didn't leave the dining table after breakfast, instead she was not in a hurry to practice, but stared at Chen Guo's bowl eagerly.

"Aren't you full? There's still some in the pot." Chen Guo didn't take it to heart.

"Come here, I'll bring it here for you!" The enthusiastic Baozi immediately ran into the kitchen, but instead of serving a bowl to Tang Rou, he brought the pot directly.Baozi seems to enjoy watching other people eat.

"Is this too much for you?" Chen Guo said in surprise.She still wanted to add two spoonfuls to the little sister, but Tang Rou looked at her and the others around eagerly again: "Do you want more?"

Chen Guo was speechless: "Enough is enough, I'm full." As she spoke, she gave the others a sneaky look, threatening them not to say that they were not full.

So Tang Rou picked up the pot and ate it with relief.Chen Guo watched for a long time, and asked her worriedly if she needed digestion tablets.

"Don't worry. This is a sign that she is going to be promoted." Ye Xiu stopped her with a smile.

"Huh? Eating a lot can increase your rank? Then I will eat more every meal in the future, will it..."

"I'll get fat." Wei Chen answered without thinking.

Lan Qiao glanced at Boss Wei with a bit of pity, while Ye Xiu quickly shifted his focus: "She's different. If you haven't seen Yifan and their promotion, it's normal."

Chen Guo blinked her eyes, fluttered her eyelashes a few times, and suddenly realized, she said ecstatically, "Could she be trying to attract punishment from heaven?"

"Well, it's more or less the same." Ye Xiu glanced at Tang Rou, who was eating so unattractively, "It's best to send her out to find a place, unless you don't want this house anymore."

"Hmph, it's an honor for my house to be chopped down by God's punishment!"

Chen Guo said that's what she said, but she still took the time to pack some spare supplies for Tang Rou and put them in her drawstring pockets, so that she could replenish her strength during the promotion process.Then, the group watched Tang Rou go to the outskirts of the city.Because there is heavenly punishment when crossing the catastrophe, it is generally best not to have anyone on the side, otherwise it is easy to be accidentally injured.

Tang Rou also understood.Following Ye Xiu's instructions, she found a plain with lush bushes and soft soil, and began to set up a protective formation for herself.Many inexperienced little demons think that it is better to find a solid rocky area to cross the tribulation, but in fact, it is easy to hurt themselves that way.Low vegetation and soft mud layers are more suitable for crossing the catastrophe than rocks and woods.

Tang Rou's spear Huowu Liuyan was placed aside, it was the most eye-catching and brilliant one among the big yellow-green, from a distance, it seemed as if there was a flame lying on the grass.

Tang Rou held back her breath, sat down in the center of the formation, and began to circulate her spirit energy according to the will of heaven.

Just at this time, there was a group of black and white hairs playing on the hillside in the distance.It jumped up all at once, flitting over the wild flowers and grasses all over the mountains, and then completely submerged in the grass, and then jumped up again - if Baozi was here, he would definitely play background music for him, "Running on the field of hope... "

Well, this guy is Duming, the Alaskan dog demon with border collie blood.A few days ago, he was assigned to go out of the city to take charge of a land reclamation work. When he came back from overtime work today, he couldn't help being a little too happy, so he subconsciously started jumping up and down happily.

"Hey, who's there?" Du Ming saw a fiery red streak from a distance, and a big cat that was as white as snow squatting on the withered grass, and couldn't help being curious.Seems like a banshee cultivator?

Du Ming thought of Fang Minghua who showed his wife every day, wagged his tail, and decided to muster up the courage to strike up a conversation.

Along the way, more than 100 ideas for starting a conversation floated through Du Ming's mind, but he rejected them all.He was thinking with a sad face, but he didn't notice that the originally clear and clean sky above had gradually gathered dark clouds.

Thunder roared and lightning staggered.Chen Guo stood on the attic of the cabin and looked around, all she could see was a terrifying thundercloud crashing down in the distance, and was bounced off by something.

If it is an ordinary crossing robbery, the thunder cloud will appear after the promotion, while the crossing robbery that attracts the punishment of heaven will be bombarded from the beginning.If the talent is not enough to take this risk, it will be difficult to complete the spiritual energy channeling.

At this time, Tang Rou could be considered a small trick.Ye Xiu taught her to use the terrain to set up a small civil-engineering dual-element ecstasy array. The thunder clouds actually lost their way and bumped into each other, rather than being bounced away by the array.Although this formation can only temporarily maintain the situation, it is enough for Tang Rou.

Poor Du Ming.As soon as he arrived in front of Tang Rou, before he could utter a word, he was scorched black by the thunderclouds falling from the sky.

Du Ming refused to accept it.He just wanted to strike up a conversation, why did he get struck by lightning?

At this time, he hadn't thought that this banshee cultivator would become the fourth person in the history of the Forest of Glory to attract punishment from heaven.

The silver light flowed faintly under Tang Rou's snow-white skin to form a circuit, which instead made her blood vessels more like the flow of spiritual energy.Silver and red are intertwined and entangled, and a week has been completed.

It takes one week to ascend from Transformation to Yellow Rank, three weeks to ascend from Yellow Rank to Mysterious Rank, nine weeks to ascend from Mysterious Rank to Earth Rank, and 81 weeks to ascend from Earth Rank to Heaven Rank.

When Du Ming recovered from his daze, Tang Rou had already progressed to four weeks.The ecstasy array is close to disintegration.Tang Rou casually grabbed the spear and threw it on the ground. When Lei Yun got close to her, he turned aside abruptly and flowed into the ground along the spear. The scorched weeds around her gave off a hot aroma.

"God how to use a lightning rod..." Du Ming was dumbfounded.It was only at this moment that he realized that he had just been punished by heaven for no reason?

Forget it, how can we not have a bit of swords and fires on the road of pursuing love?

He had already guessed her identity from Huowu Liuyan's appearance and Tang Rou's real body—it was said that she was Xingxin's chaotic cultivator Lord Mo Xiao who brought her out as an apprentice, and she was as well-known as the "toughest female spear cultivator" What's more, there is her unsurpassed beauty that is sassy yet gentle.

It's a pity that he actually defected to Xingxin's sect.It would be great if we could abduct our reincarnation.Such beauty, morality, and talent are really hard not to be tempted.

Du Ming then decided not to disturb Tang Rou's promotion.He touched his body, there was still a blank scroll, but where was the pen?

Du Ming found sadly that he probably lost it while jumping just now.

He lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, and immediately came up with a good solution.He remembered that Fang Rui had given him some two-legged beast novels, in which there was a scene where he bit his fingertips and wrote a book in blood.Maybe when I wrote this, the beautiful woman was moved to tears?

But the result was that he was beaten to tears by the beautiful woman.

Du Ming doesn't know how to tell fortunes.At this moment, he was fascinated by himself, bit his paw and wrote a line on the scroll: "The head of the willow on the moon, after tomorrow's dusk, the glass lake, come or not?" After thinking about it, Du Ming blushed and drew again. A big heart, and then draw an arrow through the heart.

He looked at his finished product with satisfaction, shook his head and said, "My whole heart can be learned from the sun and the moon, it's so terrifying." Then he threw the scroll near Tang Rou, and ran away bouncing .

Tang Rou moved to six weeks, reached out to change the position of the spear, just touched the scroll, and the thing rolled to her feet.Tang Rou didn't pay attention, she grabbed it casually and inserted it into the buckle next to the boots, and then chanted a spell while arousing the spiritual energy.

Ye Xiu said that an excellent spear repairer must be able to combine magic weapons and spells.At the new stage, when she was practicing the weapon usage of the magic weapon, she also began to explore the role of its spell medium.

On the eighth week, Tang Rou launched a counterattack against Lei Yun in advance.After fourteen hours of hard work, her tribulation ended without any risk.She just sat on the ground, stuffed the remaining food into her mouth, and unfolded the scroll, and then her eyes lit up with anticipation.

"Great, someone has an appointment!"

Tang Rou who returned to the cabin received a warm welcome.After learning that she had reached the Dacheng level in one breath, Chen Guo was so excited that she picked up a bowl of food: "Eat more! You are now the fourth person in the history of the Forest of Glory who has been punished by heaven!"

"Madam Boss, have you forgotten something? This kind of history was recorded from the 'golden generation', the great achievements of our 'pioneering generation'..." Wei Chen interjected dissatisfied.

"Then do you have God's punishment?" Chen Guo asked angrily.

"With the old man's name as an ancient ferocious beast, that day's punishment is simply my follower..." Wei Chen started to talk endlessly again.

Lan Qiao sneered quietly: I finally know where Huang Shaotian's talkative inheritance came from.

"Speaking of which, someone asked me to go to Glass Lake tomorrow night." Tang Rou said, "It seems to be the husky from Reincarnation."

"That's Alaska, the reincarnated Du Ming." An Wenyi shook his head.

"Do you want me to go too? I'm good at group fights and sneak attacks!" Baozi was very interested.

"No need, since he has given me a challenge, then let's compete in an upright manner." Tang Rou said seriously, "I will pack more dry food tomorrow morning, and go directly after the mission is over."

As a result, no one thought of going to see how the so-called "war letter" was written.

The next day, when Lan Qiao arrived in Rongcheng, he bumped into Du Ming unexpectedly.

"Teacher Lan!" Du Ming yelled at him as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Don't, don't, don't take it." Lan Qiao waved his hands again and again, "Excuse me, are you looking for..."

"I...I just want to inquire about something..." Du Ming shyly pulled Lan Qiao to a secluded place aside, "I want to ask Miss Tang Rou..."

Lan Qiao thought he wanted to know what skills and tricks Tang Rou used, so he immediately refused with a stern face: "This is not in line with the rules."

Du Ming bowed again and again: "No, no, no, I want to ask, Miss Tang... Cough cough, what kind of man do you think she approves of?"

Lan Qiao froze for a moment, and said in a tangled voice, "She should appreciate people who practice martial arts diligently, train hard, and fight seriously."

"That's it...thanks a lot!" Du Ming just ran away after thanking him.

Lan Qiao rubbed the back of his head, feeling that the conversation just now was a bit weird.After finishing the battle, she came to ask what kind of person the other party admired—wait a minute, did Tang Rou misunderstand something?

However, Ye Xiu and his party had already left.Lan Qiao thought to himself, even if Du Ming was beaten up, he wouldn't be at a disadvantage, right?

As a result, that night, when Tang Rou arrived at Glass Lake, the first thing Tang Rou saw was Du Ming with a rose in her mouth, a neat suit and a white shirt, and three inches of hairspray.

Du Ming walked towards her slowly, and seeing Tang Rou staring at him intently, he couldn't help but feel happy inside.

Who knew that Tang Rou tilted her head and looked at him for a long time, then suddenly swung the spear, pointed the spear point at his throat, and said in a cold voice, "You are actually Meixiu?"

Du Ming wanted to strangle Fang Rui to death.That's what Fang Rui Anli wrote in his novels. How could Tang Rou think he was Meixiu?Even Zhou Zekai, who can rely on his face for a living, didn't fix this!

"Miss Tang, you misunderstood! Wait a moment! Wait a moment!"

Du Ming was glad that he followed Teacher Lan's advice, so he prepared other clothes, and hurriedly hid aside to "change his appearance", put on a set of generals' light armor, and came over with his ice slag sword.He solemnly clasped his fists: "Miss Tang, I will reincarnate Du Ming next, Sword Cultivator."

Tang Rou's expression softened a lot: "If that's the case, let's start!" She withdrew her spear, swung a spear again, and attacked Du Ming with a fierce murderous aura.

Sure enough, Teacher Lan's words are perfect!

Practice martial arts diligently, practice hard, and fight seriously!

Du Ming's spring is coming hahaha!

Tang Rou didn't understand why Du Ming was smirking while drawing his sword, and just tried his best.

A moment later, Du Ming's sword touched her neck.

"Come again!" Tang Rou's eyes were full of excitement.

Although Du Ming was nodding his head, he was already planning to ask Mr. Lan He to be his son's godfather when his children had a full moon wine in the future.

Tang Rou also lost the second game.

"Come again!"

Du Ming felt extremely happy.Miss Tang is really a practical and wonderful person.

In the seventh round, Du Ming felt that something was wrong. Why was Tang Rou's hand speed getting faster and faster? He could hardly see her spear clearly.But he still didn't have the nerve to refuse the beauty's request.

In the ninth game, Du Ming found that his wrist began to tremble.In the end he lost.This time he was the one who shouted "come again".

In the No.13 round, Du Ming's wrist cramped, and he lost again.

No.15 innings, No.16 innings, No.17 innings—he lost seven in a row.By the second game of No.20, he could no longer hold the sword.Du Ming felt that he was riding an intercontinental missile instead of riding a tiger.

Tang Rou noticed it, and instead of chasing and beating her, she sighed and put down her spear: "Come back after I ascend to the heavenly rank!"

Du Ming was taken aback, and hurriedly called to her: "Miss Tang, I know that your heart is about Dao, but can you consider mine..."

"I've thought about it." Tang Rou took it for granted, "I'm so far behind you in level, it won't really help you if you ask me to challenge you."

Du Ming was dumbfounded: "Afternoon? I didn't write that..."

Tang Rou nodded: "At first I thought you were a long-range archer, but I didn't expect you to be a swordsman."

Du Ming was speechless.Is the form not right or is his drawing too ugly?What a waste of Teacher Lan's advice, alas.

In the end, Tang Rou added a knife here: "By the way, we at Xingxin have to bring their own gambling funds when we make appointments. Today is the first time I miss you, so I will let you off. Next time, we have to follow the industry rules Come." After saying that, her handsome figure disappeared.

Du Ming burst into tears.How could Glass Lake, such a good place for a date, become such an unsightly place to slash and kill?It seems that his spring is still far away.

Lan Qiao didn't know that he had been positioned as a master of love tactics by Du Ming, and he was still working diligently, single seriously, bah, seriously undercover.

After he came back, he heard Tang Rou say, "The next time you have a fight, you must make a bet with the other party first." How dare this kid get used to following Ye Xiu to rob Tiny Herb?

The author has something to say: "Crossing the Tribulation That Induces God's Punishment" in this article corresponds to "Not Hitting the Newcomer Wall" in the original work.