madness stops in the sun

Chapter 1

The green grass is warm and sunny, and a hundred flowers are blooming. Yang Fan is biting this setaria, lying on the soft grass, and the big tree next to him is full of luxuriant leaves and leaves, but there is still a ray of scorching sun entering his eyes. Yang Fan squints his eyes to let the sun as little as possible After piercing it, he raised one leg and swayed in a stretched posture, which seemed indescribably comfortable.

Yang Fan called himself "Bright Idler", very idle, but no one called him that except himself.

The cause of the incident was five years ago, Yang Fan was originally a small running hall of a restaurant, cleaning tables, sweeping garbage, making tea and pouring water every day.As soon as the daily restaurant opened, it was greeted with smiles and cheers, and it was very lively. When the store closed, the noise of the day faded away, and it was replaced by the ruthless twilight.

The reason why it is ruthless at night is the boss, because the boss will only settle the accounts of the day at night, no matter what time the calculation is, the calculation will be over.

It would be best if there is no problem with the accounts today, but if there is a problem, I can see the boss with a fat head and big ears, full of glare, walking back and forth with the fat on his body, looking back and forth on his fellows, it seems like a general is about to Going out to fight, Bingyan feels like fighting with a battle axe.

If it is found out who undercharged the drink price today, not only is the lack of money charged here, but the person must also be deducted as a punishment. If it is not found out who undercharged, all staff will be suspended. Eat a meal to show that the alarm bells will keep ringing.

Yang Fan's character is a bit muddled and clumsy. No matter how hard he works, he often makes mistakes. Therefore, when the monthly profit is paid at the end of the month, if he is not deducted backwards, he will worship Buddha and burn incense to Amitabha.

Coupled with the fact that there are always a few days a month when he can't eat dinner, Yang Fan also thinks that it might be easier to change places.

Surprisingly, the boss often said to him sarcastically, "Where do you want to change to make a living? Where can there be a good person like me for you to eat and live? How can you carve a rotten wood like you?" It’s just that I don’t dislike you, you have to think about it, leaving a shop like mine, is there still a temple like this, it’s because I’m kind in my heart, I help the weak and help the poor, so I treat you like this.”

Yang Fan always feels grateful in his heart at this time, and feels that the boss is the one who really treats him like a spring breeze, caring, considerate, and caring for him.For some reason, every time the boss finished speaking, besides being touched, he also felt a little nausea for some reason, maybe because he was too excited and his spleen and stomach were not in harmony.

At that time, Yang Fan’s ideal was to save enough money, to open a restaurant by himself, to be the boss, and to take care of a few young people like himself, then his wish would come true, just don’t make his face look like a boss It looks like a face, but it really looks like an ass.

One day, as usual, Yang Fan and his staff prepared all kinds of matters needed for the opening. Although it was complicated and lengthy, fortunately, everyone took it for granted.

The boss still has a big belly, holding a teapot and drinking tea. This teapot has a huge belly, but the teapot spout and teapot handle are thin and long, just like the boss.

When Yang Fan is busy, he always looks at the boss worriedly, worrying that his slender legs can't support his plump and fat body, and worrying that his teapot handle can't bear the weight of the teapot and tea.

Every time the boss put the teapot on the table heavily, and then got up to check what they were doing, Yang Fan's heart beat violently following the boss's movements, and he was really worried that this big meat bun would fall into a pie.

When it's time to open the door to welcome customers, the shop is tidied up by them to be spacious, bright, spotless, and the guests who enter the door will feel very comfortable, so his house is known far and wide as the best business shop.

As soon as the door opened today, the business was better as usual, and there was an endless stream of customers, and most of today's customers looked like they were not ordinary people. .

During the period, Yang Fan also heard a little bit of the chatter among the knights.

"Ah, this is not the well-known Naruto master Gu Xinghuan, Gu Daxia"

"You're being polite, I'm not going to have Zhang Lizhong, the head of the Hengshan School, and Zhang Daxia, who are so powerful."

"The prize is the prize, Gu Daxia came to Luoyang this time to attend the Jianghu Conference."

"Exactly, I heard that the Jianghu General Assembly is headed by the imperial court, who intends to select talents. If selected, he can always protect the saints and be named a general. It can be said to be a great honor. However, I am not talented, just to join Just join in the fun and look up at the outstanding demeanor of the heroes. Unlike Zhang Da, the master of martial arts, and the master of a school, he is naturally the favorite to win the championship!"

"Gu Daxia said this, let me how to deal with myself. Gu Daxia is famous at a young age. He can break the world's invincible hand with just two palms. At this age, the achievements of the old man must be higher than the old man. The main purpose of the old man's trip is to lead the crowd. When disciples see the world, they must learn from young knights like Gu Daxia."

...

Yang Fan listened to their conversation, and the rag in his hand didn't stop. After wiping one table and another, using their conversation as a seasoning for his work, the work didn't feel boring anymore.

I just don’t know why, these two people are also considered imposing, and their words can be regarded as eloquent. They should not be ordinary people, but looking at them and listening to them, Yang Fan also feels like talking to the boss. It’s very disgusting. He thinks he may be sick. Take some time to see a doctor these days.

It was almost noon, and a young man and a woman came to the store. Both of them were dressed in a certain sect. They wore snow-white jackets and blue gauze robes, elegant and dust-free, with silver-gray jade belts around their waists, which made the two of them more attractive. The waist is thin and the legs are long, and the figure is tall and straight.

Among the two, the girl is more outstanding, her face is like a peach, her hair is like a waterfall of ink, and she wears simple accessories, making her look fresh and pure, leisurely and peaceful, and her voice is extremely shy, soft and sweet, Yang Fan thinks He couldn't continue to work when he heard the sound, he just felt that he was going to be drowned in this honey, and he couldn't exert any strength.

The man said to the girl: "Junior Sister, I've been on the road for a few days, but I haven't had a good meal. I heard that this restaurant is the best restaurant in this area, and Luoyang is right in front of me. Let's have a good meal." , Junior sister has been hungry and thin these days, senior brother, I feel very distressed." The man lowered his eyes and covered his face to show that he was distressed.

The woman said shyly, "Everything is arranged by Senior Brother."

After receiving the affirmation, the man suddenly smiled, "Do you have any taboos?"

The woman shyly said again: "It's all good, but I don't eat green onions, I don't like coriander, I don't eat offal, I don't eat blood, I don't like thorny fish, I don't like fishy things..." Let's go girl Let's talk again.

The man still looked at the girl lovingly, full of admiration, but Yang Fan suddenly felt that although the voice was like honey, it seemed to be sweeter than the taste, and a bit bitter.

The pen in Yang Fan's hand did not move, the girl stopped talking, and the man still looked at the girl, still looking obsessed.

But Yang Fan guessed that he was actually thinking about what else this woman could eat.

Because the brother finally dumped the blame on himself, he said to Yang Fan: "You have heard what my sister said, you just watch the dishes being served, and cook your shop's signature dishes according to my sister's request. "

So Yang Fan had no choice but to look at the beautiful woman with affectionate eyes, and said emotionally: "Miss, can you say it again...".

...

In the afternoon, the number of guests finally decreased, and there were only a few tables left, and the pair of senior brothers and sisters had not yet settled their accounts. Yang Fan and all the staff found their own corners to rest for a while. Seeing the naive senior brother pampering his junior sister in every possible way, although the junior sister is not enthusiastic, she is also responsive. The senior brother flaps his wings like a butterfly looking for food, showing his enthusiasm.

Yang Fan is a little envious, he is already this year, and he also wants to have a soft and fragrant girl to surround him, so that he can flap his wings to his heart's content and get covered in pollen.

This wish has been entangled until the night, Yang Fan has trouble sleeping and eating, tossing and turning on the bunk, quarreling with the elder brother next to him so that he can't sleep peacefully, and covering his head with a black quilt.

The eldest brother finally couldn't take it anymore, and threw the quilt on the top of his head hard on the bed. He tried to lower his voice so as not to disturb other sleeping people, but his voice was still full of uncontrollable anger, which woke up several people.

"Why don't you sleep!", the eldest brother said angrily, "Hey! What's the matter, what's the matter, I was shocked", and the surrounding guys who were woken up all looked confused.

Yang Fan said embarrassingly, "I'm sorry. Brothers, I have some questions that I really can't understand. I flipped them back and forth and woke up brothers."

As soon as they heard that he had a problem, these rough guys lost their temper and instantly turned into gossip old ladies.

Also, in the days of daily labor, in the smoky days, in front of the boss who regards money as his life, and in the years of pretending to be the grandson of the diners, the edges and corners have been smoothed, and there is no fighting spirit.

"Do you have any questions?" Everyone asked with concern.

"I don't want to live like this for the rest of my life. I also want to have a girl to accompany me. I also want to go out of the world with a sword. I also want to travel all over the world."

The house was quiet, and everyone's eyes seemed to be filled with youthful fantasies. Some were heroes who spent their entire lives fighting for justice, some were vagabonds, drinking and traveling, having a good time, and some were money lords. , there are beauties by your side, and you are a fan of luxury and money every day, and some people are generals, commanding thousands of troops, and going straight to Huanglong.

A big brother who hadn't woken up fell asleep to the point where he was snoring, and some gas accumulated in his abdomen. A loud long fart cut through the eerie silence and brought everyone back to reality.

Yes, dreams are dreams and reality is reality.

"Brother Yang, if you want me to tell you, you should go for it. You are still young, so how old are you? If we are as young as you and have such great ambitions, we must go out and make a difference."

"Yeah, yeah, I should go out for a break," everyone echoed from the bottom of their hearts.

"But", Yang Fan showed embarrassment, "The boss treats me so well, I am really embarrassed to abandon him."

The room fell into an eerie silence again, and everyone looked at Yang Fan with their mouths open.

It was the big brother who didn't wake up, who broke the eerie silence. This time, he didn't fart, but said something in his sleep according to the occasion, and the content of the sleep talk actually said loudly: "Fart!"

One of the guys, the elder brother who was woken up, slapped Yang Fan on the head, and couldn't bear it and said: "You must be sick"!

He went on to say: "Why is the boss treating you well? Tell me, what is good about him?"

"He said that no one else can care about my food and lodging. He is still reluctant to let me go and keep me."

"Didn't you work for him? He deducted your room and board money for you early in the morning, and every time you charged the wrong money, he deducted double from you. Of course he didn't want you to leave. He didn't suffer at all. , and earned double, if I were the boss, I don't want you to leave, I only earn but not lose!"

"...", "It seems reasonable"

"Brother Yang, why don't you leave... we brothers don't feel at ease when you go outside like this, you seem a little... stupid."

The elder brother who was still awake laughed out loud in time, then smacked his mouth and went back to sleep.

The atmosphere was slightly awkward, some people wanted to laugh, some coughed, and some sighed.

Yang Fan thought over and over again, made up his mind, and said with an attitude that he was determined to win and never turned back until he touched the south wall, "I want to enter the rivers and lakes, I want to be a hero, I want a girl, and I want to be a celebrity beside the emperor. "

One of the oldest men said, "Hey, just be safe, nothing else matters."

...

Silent all night.

On the second day, it started to rain in the sky, the gray weather was like a person’s mood, and it was depressing. After all, he was a colleague who had been with him for two years. Sending off his colleagues, waving his hand again and again, with everyone's blessings, expectations, and dreams, he embarked on the journey of dream-seeking alone.