escape from sick school

Chapter 8

Round1

[Time flies, you finally waited until the first day of school]

Early in the morning, after washing up, you walk out of the bathroom, and when you come to the kitchen, you see your virtuous robot preparing a steaming breakfast for yourself. Inexplicably, there is a feeling in your heart that "the husband who is going out looks at the hardworking wife who takes care of the house. Well organized” pride and happiness.

Ah, my own robot is really capable.

You couldn't help sighing, shook off the water in your palm and walked towards Dabai, and suddenly felt a leisurely feeling of "walking in the courtyard".

Unexpectedly, as soon as he came to the front, the demure and dignified robot inexplicably twitched violently like an epileptic patient, and the balance system seemed to have gone wrong. Fortunately, watching the warm milk is about to pour out.

Before you could dodge in time, you subconsciously stretched out your hand and pushed the glass forward——

The robot stopped convulsing, and the translucent liquid slid wetly down its round belly, like an incontinent old man.

"Grandpa" is not as convulsive as before, but there is a faint sound of electric current flowing up and down all over the body, and the two black bean eyes are still jumping with blue electric light. Although they are silent, there is an inexplicable mountain The sense of urgency that the rain was about to come sent people a dangerous signal for no reason.

Your right eyelid keeps twitching, and before you have time to complain about the salesgirl's excuses, you lift your foot away from the machine, planning to go to the next room to look through the manual that you don't know where it fell.

Something happened before the front foot moved, and some blind milk dregs splashed into the hidden crevice of the robot. There is such a gap on the robot, but the interface is extremely narrow, and only a capable person can pry it.The milk slides unimpededly along the dark seams all the way to the power core, and after "long-distance" consumption, there is only a little bit left, but with the blessing of the fault buff, just this drop is enough to bring great stimulation to the machine——

Before you even took your foot off, you were dazzled by the sudden bright light, and you couldn't see, only hearing the sizzling sound that intensified.

"boom----"

The huge explosion made the ears lose their hearing for a short while, and in a trance, there was a burst of warmth on your face, and the air seemed to be filled with a scent of tender, crispy meat.

[System: Archive x1, get the "House in Flames" CG]

The scarlet GameOver seems to be laughing at your stupidity of picking up small bargains - you bought the robot at half price, and you poked the loading box with a blank expression.

Round2

After learning a lesson, you avoid the robot far away, and go through the plot very smoothly. There are many scenes in which the rotten girl blushes and crazily calls.

#笑笑:) There are not many der debugging apes like me who are so dedicated and professional. Vicissitudes jpg#

#心热直男士给#

With the development of the plot, you came to the chase without any risk. At this time, Shu, sick and perverted, and Bai, entered the building and wandered around the boss.

stage, you avoid the "thunder" in the information storage room, and decide to sneak away halfway.

There are several portraits of women hanging on the wall of the long and narrow aisle. The style of painting is realistic and delicate unique to ancient times.

Suddenly, you slow down and stare at one of them. The queen's deep blue pupils seem to be able to suck people in. The agate necklace on the slender neck seems to be faintly glowing red. A bit aggressive and hostile.

Suspicion suddenly arose in your heart, and the eyes that looked at the portrait suddenly became suspicious and scrutinized.

Just as he was thinking about whether to take a closer look, a familiar blue electronic box appeared in front of him.

[Do you want to check "Suspicious Paintings"

A. Of course, choose to check (zuo) look (si) acridine~

B. Don't look at - well, are you sure? 】

You were so excited by the ecstasy wavy lines, you subconsciously chose one before you could react.

After waiting for 5 seconds, your body walked forward uncontrollably, and at the same time, your left and right hands began to grope carefully on the painting, even the gold frame.

...If the queen saw this scene, she would be so angry that she would chop off the head of this apprentice.

【#Queen's coffin board can't hold back#】

Just as you were thinking about it, suddenly your whole body went dark, and your whole body was shrouded in shadow.The cold metal grips the back of your neck, and the sharp edges and corners easily scratch a neat opening there, and tiny blood beads scramble to secrete from the hole half the length of the little finger.

click-

Your head was turned 180° to the back, and the back of your head was facing the painting just now. A large amount of blood froth rushed into your mouth, and your consciousness stayed strangely for half a second—maybe the death scythe was rusted. For half a second, you saw the face of the "hand behind the scenes"——

#This game production team is all atheists~_~There is no such thing as death, usually we call this situation--network delay, commonly known as network card. #

...In short, during this half a second, you saw Ling's face behind - it was a black-haired|beautiful|beautiful sister, no, to be precise, it should be a young woman.

But I don't know if it's a game setting. Although the young woman sister is beautiful, she is somewhat lifeless. Coupled with her half-smile mouth, she is even more sinister.

--and many more!

Could it be that this is one of the routines commonly used in legendary ancient games - "Mona Li Killing"? !

Relying on the brain speed of breaking through the sky when you are about to die, you successfully revealed the identity of the mastermind behind the scenes through "discovering the target→finding clues→reasonable reasoning" in the blink of an eye. up.

--Pooh!Who would be satisfied!

By the way, wasn’t Elizabeth the one I watched just now? Why did the Mona Lisa jump out? !It's not time for resurrection, so you can only turn around and complain on a mosaic in a wandering spirit state with great resentment.

#画仙 x Queen, the story♂story that Mona Li killed and Elizabeth had to tell before#

#攻略教师看着很少，史历师看着泪#

……

After 1 minute, the delayed system gentleman finally arrived late.

[System: Archive x2, get "Mona Lisa's Smile" continuous buff, intelligence value -3]

You who just came back from the save point: "..." [Turn the table] What kind of strange buff is this!

Round3

After the resurrection, you don't know if it is the reason for the decline in intelligence value. Since the second file load, you have been falling on the flat ground, although you think it may be because the shoes are too slippery.

"Snapped!"

You struggled to get up from the ground, rubbed your red forehead, deeply doubting that if you continue like this, your few intelligence will fall into negative value.

The player fell 10 times in 20 minutes, achieved the achievement [I'm still very confident in falling], congratulations for winning the title [Queen of Falling].

You fell to the ground again with a slap: there are too many slots and you can't complain, and why are you the "female" queen!Have you ever seen a queen with long chirps? !

【System: ω`Innocent.jpg】

After going through untold hardships (that is, countless falls on the flat ground), you ran to the school gate with a bruised nose and a swollen face. Suddenly, a gust of cold wind swept up behind you, and you subconsciously looked back——

It is said that Brother Bai, who is the ultimate boss of this article, will appear behind you at some point, and with the special effects of wind and rain, it is like the appearance of the black hand behind the scenes in the last episode of a detective drama.

— Ah, at last.Inexplicably, you have a subtle feeling of "finally here", just like every time you wait for the teacher to point out someone to answer the question, you will finally be hand-picked by Jinkou when you are waiting for the teacher to answer the question. "The feeling of resignation, suddenly heaved a sigh of relief.

You said calmly: "Let's go, let's switch back."

Shu Baici looked confused: "...Then why did you run away just now?"

It's rare to see a big boss so cute, you feel happy again, and you want to leave: "I—"

Snapped!

Accidentally, you with the buff lived up to expectations and fell into the arms of the Earth Mother again. Just by chance, you knocked on a rock with a weak sense of existence but sharp edges. The force was so strong that it opened a hole on your forehead Hole.

You fainted from the pain, leaving Shubai Temple with a dazed Max face in a mess.

[System: Tripel Kill]

……

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……

Listening to the cheerful electronic sound of the system, you feel numb.

【System: [Chapter n] DoubelKill (＜＞ω·)~☆】

You are so angry: "..." If there is a scoring system, you must give this spicy chicken game a bad review.

[System: [tsk] Archive x2n, achieve achievement [Cheating Dafa, it’s not the same dog belt], title [Archive Maniac] upgraded to lv66]

Perhaps, this is what is often said, "archiving does not save luck", [cross out] is not as safe as religious belief [cross out].

The system's small blue screen suddenly rolled into an advertisement.

Boy, do you believe in religion?

[Strike out] ○□religion, a holy place that focuses on cultivating women's dalao, has a good reputation for 23 years, and ○□ is a designated national religion.What are you waiting for, action is worse than heart, join us to save the world together! [strike out]

You couldn't help but flip the table: ...why is there a missionary organization here!

The author has something to say:

The episode is so long, so don’t worry about the late update [Yuanmu], so this short article is over like this _(:3」∠)_

(Why is the beautiful black-haired sister getting caught by the river crab! The table is lifted)

ps. In fact, the author still has several more, Xiaomeng (?) article that is almost finished [trust me -v-], I personally think it is still very interesting [233 is so narcissistic and dragged out], in short, if you want to read it , you can go to wo's column from time to time to see [Of course, it is more convenient to directly collect it_(:3」∠)_]

pss. Ready to open the drama pit ヽ(゜▽゜)－

"Yin Wrong" tells the story of a gentle and elegant handsome guy going back to a few years ago and fighting against himself.

psss. You can go to the search bar and search for "yin errand yang erroneous", "yin errand" and "yang errand erroneous". Anyway, the author feels that he no longer knows these two words...

See you~