【Ce Yu】Walking through mountains and rivers

Chapter 17

Affirmative words audibly, and then close to his ear and announce solemnly: Your husband.

If anything separates us, it's my son's big, dumb dog.So it is nonsense to say that a child is the crystallization of love. When it scratches your thigh desperately with its claws, and when it is placed in play and then rushes over, you will feel that it can really make trouble... ...Well, my actions made my words seem a little duplicity. I squatted down and hugged Dafu's dog's head, rubbed its back neck vigorously, and heard its tail sweeping the floor wildly and whimpering. .

Be good, don't shake my boy, you have swept all the snow on the bridge.I gently scratched its ears, and the eye sockets were a little wet.

Until I was slumped on my sofa, this clingy Su Mu was still rubbing against my waist.The sofa is so nice, who invented the sofa?I just wanted to catch him and praise him.Nice chandelier, nice coffee table, nice vase with dewy flowers on the coffee table, nice home...well, who invented the home?

Zhou Yu was cooking dumplings in the kitchen, and the sound of the light touch of the spatula made me feel completely real for a moment.He asked me, what kind of twists and turns have I experienced along the way?I smiled, and suddenly didn't know what to say when the words came to my lips, so I skipped them with a few gags.How could he let it go, and glanced back at me with a smile. I understood the "torture you slowly in the future" written in his eyes, folded my arms and tilted my head on the sofa, and couldn't help laughing again.

Maybe there is no need to be so anxious, as long as he thinks, I can tell him slowly in the future.In the bed, in the futon room, in the kitchen, on the balcony... I'm not going to hide it, you see, men are such animals that use their lower body to think about their inferiority.Maybe Zhou Yu thought the same way. I know him well. There is a tacit understanding between creatures full of bad roots, and I have an even more tacit understanding with him, which is unmatched in the world.

We kissed each other again during the countdown to the new year, no matter what the big talisman tried to prevent us, we firmly hugged each other's shoulders-I knew this kiss ended this drifting story that belonged to me.People may indeed need a journey of isolation to re-reflect on the past, present and future. I was fortunate enough to have such an experience and finally completed it satisfactorily. It cannot be said that it was not my luck from God.Not long after we parted, Zhou Yu's cell phone suddenly lit up, and the caller ID was Tai Shici.

"I don't think he's here to say Happy New Year." Zhou Yu raised his eyebrows and handed the phone to me.

Tai Shici, the old man with a double surname, heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that I had arrived home safely, and then reported the situation in the past few days without delay - there was indeed an uninvited guest sneaking around our studio this evening Spotted on the ground, the facial features are very consistent with my description (it took me an unprecedented effort to remember his face), it seems that it is likely to plan to attack when everyone let down their vigilance on New Year's Eve.

Poor baby, I don’t come to destroy the evidence every year. If he knows that I have photo backups, he can print a hundred and eighty copies for him to post in the streets and alleys tomorrow morning. Go to the sky and explode into a firework on the first day of 2018.See, sure enough, seeing my lover will make me feel better, I forgot to call him the idiot No. [-].

I'm afraid I have to go now, I said to Zhou Yu.I have a hunch that he intends to do it tonight. Many people are waiting for the zero o'clock to go to bed late today, so he will probably wait two or three hours before doing it.It's a pity that now it's impossible to report the case based on guesswork alone, so we can only arrest others first.

Who said there is no way to report the case?Zhou Yu asked me back.

What?I heard that there was something wrong with his words, and I was a little surprised.

I signed up.Zhou Yu raised the corner of her mouth and raised her phone, which was reported a week ago.I know that you are a person who is absolutely unambiguous in serious matters, and you can be called bold and careful. If you encounter an accident because of your own negligence, you will never be able to convince me.So after your accident, I went to investigate the backgrounds of all the members of your diving team, and found that three of them were related to Xu Gong, so I called the police.Now the police have found out that they may have illegal surveying and mapping, but there is no relevant evidence about Stupid No. [-], even if he returns to China, he can only come to question him-but now you can identify him.

I was stunned, staring at Zhou Yu's handsome face full of what should be written like an otaku seeing a goddess for the first time.If Zhou Yu said that he is the second person in the world who understands me well, then no one would dare to call him the first, not even myself—he even guessed that I would be nicknamed Stupid No. [-]!Amazing!

how?Is it possible that my IQ must die with you after you die?Seeing me like this, Zhou Yu nodded amusedly at the corner of my mouth.As expected of him, as soon as he got tired of crooked, he immediately recovered, calm and resolute-oh, I really like this one, it makes people want to stop.

Afterwards, we waited outside the studio, and idiot No. [-] really showed up, and Tai Shici and I pinned him to the ground, unable to resist at all.If I had known that such a shabby skill could be a killer in this line of work, I would do photography as well.When the police arrived at the scene, Tai Shici and I were taken aback by the posture of guarding the suspect from one side to the other. Zhou Yu picked up a little soil from the sole of the suspect's shoes with his fingertips and observed, saying that this guy just came from the Hebian Hydropower Station. Come back soon, hurry up and search now, maybe you can catch your accomplice or find more evidence.

Seeing the suspect's face change instantly, Zhou Yu smiled lightly and said without emotion, sorry, I am the chief geological engineer of that hydropower station.

Athletic men all have a martial arts dream, and intellectual men all have a detective dream. It seems that this is indeed true——I was thinking silently after being made handsome by my lover for many years.

The police picked up the suspect and escorted Zhou Yu who passed by leaning on the wall when he was leaving the house. The latter suddenly added in a soft voice, if you were not the cause of those injuries on his body, I will pour you and concrete into the ground. In the pedestal of a project.

Hey dear, your character is broken!You are engaged in scientific research, not in the underworld!Is it really okay to say such cruel words in front of the police comrades!Although I am very touched for my sake, but you are like a perverted murderer who is humming happy birthday song while washing his hands!I complained a lot in my heart happily, I thought I could go to the sky, but I was elbowed by Tai Shici, and I couldn't stand it anymore if I restrained myself.

Afterwards, the police caught the illegal surveying and mapping gang in a rented house near the hydropower station.Although Xu Gong didn't directly participate in it, and he categorically denied that he bought the murderer, but he was also inseparable from this matter, so he should not even think about messing around in this business in the future.The two killers who failed to assassinate me on the Great Barrier Reef and were beaten into the bottom of the sea by me in self-defense never heard from them again. Lao Yu, who accompanied the statement, asked me, what if they were still alive after being washed away by the strong current?

"If they were the protagonists, they might have survived." I slightly raised my eyebrows, "But who do you think is it?"

"...why do you say 'you' when you're talking to me alone?...and where are you looking? Don't act like you're looking through the fourth wall and looking straight into the camera Is it as good as speaking to an audience that doesn't exist!"

"Correct you, it's not the audience, it's the readers." I continued to shrug my shoulders firmly, and blew a handsome kiss in that direction.

Old Yu: "...Don't play with me bro."

So far, all conspiracies have been brought to justice, and there is no longer any worries.This is where the story really comes to an end.

And my brain diary, which has no entity, finally ushered in the last page.Maybe one day when I am old, I will pick up this diary from the memory palace again, start to review it slowly, and consider actually writing it down-but I will not do that now because I don't have the time to set it. It is the best thing for those who die and come back to life still young and sharp, and they should enjoy their love and life.

In the early morning of the first day of 2018, Zhou Yu and I sat in an empty bar and watched the sunrise together.One of Dafu and Hot Pot lay at my feet, and the other lay in his arms.None of us cared what kind of wine we poured when we toasted to the sun, we just looked at each other and smiled, indulging in the mellow mash in each other's eyes.

I put my wrist in front of his eyes, and under his surprised and uncontrollable smile, I gently peeled off the plastic skin on the diving watch round after round, and the gravel in the case shimmered slightly in the dim light of dawn.

I did, bringing him the rising sun of the southern hemisphere.

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