It's so hard to be an auntie!

Chapter 5 Fire Drills

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The sky was clear and cloudless.

The annual fire safety drill of Geili Community is coming as scheduled.

This year it's the turn of the backdoor garden.

The location of the exercise was specific to one of the party member demonstration buildings.

The planning was done by Xiao Zhang. Chen Shu glanced at it during the review, and felt that the building number was very familiar.

Director Chen, who is busy with everything, didn't pay much attention.

It's the same for any exercise, they are all tool people anyway.

etc--

Isn't building eight the one where Mr. You lives? ?

But it was too late, the secretary nodded a long time ago, and by the time Chen Shu realized it, the document had already been made public.

Fine!

There are several units in the eighth building, and it may not be possible to bump into Mr. upstream!

Chen Shu had no choice but to comfort himself.

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On the day of the fire drill, banners were pulled up on the eight buildings in the back door garden, and fire trucks also drove in. It was so lively and spectacular.

As the face of the Geili community, Chen Shu naturally became the host of this public exercise.

The secretary who loves to go abroad specially invited the local media, and several cameras shot Chen Shu's face like crazy.

Chen Shu felt uncomfortable all over, so embarrassed that he scratched the ground with his toes.

Xiao Zhang used to be a busy person, and he was still on crutches, so he had to come to the scene to join in the fun.

He cheered Chen Shu up with his mouth: "Come on, sister, look after you!"

Chen Shu was ashamed.

Come on and take care, sisters don't have to.

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At nine o'clock in the morning, the venue was set up.

The secretary exchanged a few words with the head of the building, Uncle Li, through the walkie-talkie, confirmed that everything in the building was ready, and asked Chen Shu to start hosting.

"Dear fire comrades, dear community residents..."

"...On this cloudless day, we ushered in the much-anticipated annual fire drill in the Geili community..."

I don't know who wrote the host manuscript, it's like copying it from an elementary school student's good words and sentences.

The more Chen Shu read, the more he snarled, and he couldn't help speeding up his reading of the lines.

"...I announce that this fire drill has officially begun!"

With an order, the firefighters lit the brazier in the corridor.Not long after, thick smoke overflowed from the ventilation window in the corridor and rolled straight up, which seemed to be a bit like a fire.

Smoke alarms and fire alarms sounded at the same time, and the piercing sound indicated that the disaster was poised to strike, targeting the fragile lives of residents.

The residents of the second unit covered their mouths and noses with wet towels, bent over, and under the leadership of the firefighters, they evacuated the residential building in an orderly manner through the stairs.

Uncle Li is responsible for counting the number of households, 302, 1102, 602...

After counting the number of people, he found that one family was missing. Uncle Li looked from the head of the line to the end of the line, and then from the end to the head of the line. Finally, he slapped his forehead and shouted:

"Oh, where's Mr. You from 1802?"

In an instant, the scene was in chaos.

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It was only then that Chen Shu realized that some people were like the flu of changing seasons, they couldn't hide from it, and couldn't escape from it.

Why is there him everywhere?

But why didn't Mr. You come down?

Wouldn't it be really overwhelmed by the smoke?

Chen Shu's heart twitched, and a hundred ways to die in a fire flashed through his mind inappropriately.

His fingers holding the microphone tightly turned white from blood loss.

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Lying on the bed on the eighteenth floor, Mr. You could vaguely hear the slogans downstairs.

The dilapidated audio equipment ripped through the throat and resonated, and there was a little sparrow chirping below.

"Build a Fire Safety Firewall!"

"Together build a safe and harmonious new community!"

"..."

The chicken blood-like slogan coupled with the sharp bell ringing in the corridor successfully woke Mr. You from his sleep.

Mr. You, who had been lying down at five in the morning, struggled to get up, fidgeting and pulling the chicken nest head.

What the hell am I dreaming?

Mr. You's eyelids were still fighting fiercely, and everything around him was blurred.He tilted his head and sank into the soft mattress again, and the aroma of sage and sea salt dragged him into the abyss of dreams.

Half a minute later, the fire alarm sounded like a death knell.

I lost it, a big problem! ! !

Mr. You jumped up from the bed suddenly, grabbed the towel in the bathroom, soaked it in water, and rushed out of the house.

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The smoke in the corridor made everything seem extra real, Mr. You's adrenaline soared, and he felt that the flames were about to burn his ass.

When the fire broke out, you couldn't take the elevator. When Mr. You, who lives on the [-]th floor, rolled out of the lobby on the first floor, he was already panting like a dog about to faint from the heat of the summer.

Huh, it's finally safe.

Mr. You, who had "nearly escaped from death", let out a long sigh of relief, and then focused his attention on the surrounding environment.

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Not quite right.

Aunt Fang on the eighth floor wore heavy makeup for the stage, the little sister on the fifth floor wore a tutu skirt for the June [-] party, and Mr. Zhao on the twelfth floor wore a floral shirt given by his wife on the wedding anniversary...

Mr. You stiffly tugged on his pilled pajamas, feeling a little cold on the soles of his feet, only to realize later that a flip flop had escaped when he went downstairs.

Why is everyone dressed up brightly and looking like a dog?

Isn't it on fire?

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Seeing Mr. You running out like crazy, Chen Shu's beautiful deer eyes experienced a pupil quake.

That intensity cannot even be assessed by the Richter series.

Mr. You's pajamas were not buttoned properly, and he unbuttoned three of them at once.In Chen Shu's eyes, he could only see Mr. You's strong chest that reflected the healthy luster under the sun.

No more.

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Mr. You is still out of his mind.

Director Chen pronounced the sentence inhumanely: "This resident, it is very regrettable that you have unfortunately died in the sea of ​​fire."

Mr. You with question marks all over his head:?

What do you do when you wake up and are told that you died young and are dying?

Waiting online, super urgent!

Mr. You glanced at the red ribbon on Chen Shu's body——

"Great Community Fire Drill Master of Ceremonies".

Ten bronzing block letters blinded Mr. You's eyes.

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Ah, it turned out to be a fire drill.

Damn, it's a fire drill!

Misfortunes never come singly, and soon everyone heard the familiar, heart-piercing shouts.

"It's on fire! Everyone run—"

On the main screen of the radio station staff, the wonderful scene recorded by the camera in the corridor just now was played back.

In the end, Chen Shu couldn't see it, and stepped forward to block the seat in front of Mr. You, and flew over the changing shades of red clouds across his face.

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You Kuang already had an expression of not being alive.

Grass, it's embarrassing.

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But the little weak chicken reminded him to button up his buttons shyly.

This oolong is...not particularly bad.

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