I am a neighbor, my surname is Wang, I will help you if you are in trouble

Chapter 1

Title: "I am a neighbor, my surname is Wang, I will help you if you are in trouble"

Author: Katydid

Introduction

Introduction

A Lao Wang moved in next door, with a warm-hearted Bingshan face, he wanted to help with anything,

She is courteous, sells people's designs, has ulterior motives to predict the Squirrel King, and wants to turn his father into a mother!

Shame on the broken sleeves, shame on the base, pick up the kitchen knife, hit the bricks, and risk sending the old king to the king of Hades.

Woohoo!

In the end, Pharaoh is really Pharaoh!His father is a stepmother!

1.

I, Yang Xi, a strong man in Nine Gates and Eighteenth Lanes of Nancheng, today Cao Cao met Jiang Gan’s leaky house, and it happened that even Ye Yu drank cold water and stuffed his teeth.

Just now the witch in the head teacher called my dad and asked him to go to school immediately to deal with my fight.Fighting is a common thing, and I was punished to stand outside the corridor, thinking about how I would act like a baby and play cute to get through when my father came.

It turned out that it wasn't my own father!

The person who came was shrouded in a chill, and he looked ferocious in the first place, and it was even more terrifying to stare at me with a sullen face!When I first came, I reached out and poked the wound on the corner of my mouth unceremoniously. The pain made me tremble and curse, "Squirrel King, Howardareyou? Howoldareyou?!!"

"What did you call me, bastard? Say it again?"

I hate!I feel very bad for Wang Jinyan's domineering and bullying!I hate myself for being bolder than the sky and more cowardly than a dog!

"Go...godfather..."

The Squirrel King, whose real name is Wang Jinyan, suddenly moved to the ghost house next door to my house that had been vacant for several years half a year ago. He repaired the voice-activated lights in the corridor that had been broken for several years. It is said that he opened a bakery and often sent some food. The self-made snacks that are too wasteful to finish come to my house. In line with the concept that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, my dad will let him come over to eat with him when he has a lot of noodles. After coming and going, he will get to know each other. The squirrel king is a tall man. , nearly 190 in height, a very handsome man, once asked him to take a bath, and saw a majestic blue dragon on his left arm!I was so shocked at the time, I wanted to beg him to be my big brother with my bare butt!

Wang Jinyan waved his hand, "You are inferior, let's be a godfather."

I turned around and kowtowed to Wang Jinyan and offered tea to Wang Jinyan in front of my father, but before my godfather called Shunliu, I discovered Wang Jinyan's wolf-heartedness and doggedness--

He actually kissed my dad while my dad was drunk and asleep!

Just kiss!It's not that I haven't kissed a gay friend before!

He Nima still kisses!

My world turned upside down!I am dead!I hate!I bah bah bah!

After such a incident, I don’t want to see Wang Jinyan anymore, but that day I was overly frightened, I glanced at it and shrank under the quilt for most of the night, I didn’t pay attention to Wang Jinyan’s discovery of me, and now we are very embarrassed , I pretended not to know, but I don't know if he knows that I know, he is now pretending not to know that I know, or that he knows that I know!

Ahhh, I'm so entangled!

The villain on my side bumped into the wall in distress and got bloody. The Squirrel King knocked on the door of the office calmly, "Hello, I am Yang Xi's parent. May I ask who is Yang Xi's class teacher?"

I gritted my molars angrily: "Hey, when did you become my parent?"

The squirrel king pinched my neck, and my unrepentant dog courage immediately froze... Hmph, in public, good men don't follow... Jidou!

The old woman stood up and pushed the reading glasses on her nose: "Oh, I am."

The Squirrel King stood imposingly in front of the 1.5-meter-tall old woman, his face was paralyzed with cold wind, "Hello, teacher, my Yang Xi has caused you trouble."

With such a serious look, I thought he was about to perform the Young Pioneers salute!

Although the Squirrel King spoke politely, but his 190 was standing there, the old woman was so frightened that she sat back on the chair and raised her neck: "Who are you, who are you? Yang Xi!" The old woman grabbed me from behind the Squirrel King Come out, "I asked your dad to come, where is your dad?! Just find someone to fool me, right? You are a fool when you are a teacher?!"

Isn't that a fool? !No one would ask the Squirrel King to be my trustee!

Huang Huwang reached out and snatched my collar back, threw me behind him, and explained with a frown: "Sorry teacher, I didn't explain clearly. I am Yang Xi's godfather."

The old woman gasped, and subconsciously asked, "Godfather??? What kind of godfather?"

Wang Jinyan obviously lacked experience in dealing with teachers, and he hadn't played the game before, so he was taken aback, "Just... an ordinary godfather?"

ah!I'm going crazy!What a godfather!Who will call himself a godfather when asked to be a parent? !I look like my dad, but now it's all right, after the incident with Sun Gouzi, I should put my gossip post on the school post bar at the top again!And fucking with a man again!

I immediately jumped out to save my innocence: "Damn it, he is the righteous father and righteous father! He is a brother to my father! Old woman, please keep your mind pure!"

Then I was hit on the head by the king of squirrels!

"You bastard, how can you swear in front of the teacher!"

He is a vicious bastard, he pulled me to bow and apologize to the old woman on the spot!

Oh my God!What a shame!

My dad doesn't force me to bow to the old woman!What kind of green onion is he, the king of squirrels!I really think of myself as a stepmother!

If it weren't for the crowd of classmates watching the excitement at the door, and the gloating Sun Gouzi inside, I would really cry in minutes!

Fuck his grandma!

The squirrel king has no point in his heart for his appearance that can frighten and cry children under ten years old indiscriminately. These days, polite words can no longer please the teacher, especially the snobbish old woman.

I was kicked out with the Weasel King.

Damn, I lost my face, reported criticism, and suspended classes for three days, a lot!What's the use of having this godfather? !

I glared at him angrily: ...

He looked at me with a cold face: ...

I gritted my teeth and stared at him: ...

He put a finger between my eyebrows expressionlessly: ...

Suddenly cross-eyed me: "Squirrel King, eat lemon (CNM)!"

He knocked on my head again: "Godfather was also nicknamed by you casually, I think your skin is itchy?"

I threw my schoolbag to the ground, squatted on the side of the road with my head covered, and refused to leave!

Wang Jinyan lit a cigarette, kicked my calf, "Go home."

I don't want to talk to him at all.

Wang Jinyan squatted down next to me with a cigarette in his mouth. His long legs didn't bother him.

"What? If you can't go to school, you will learn to beg for food? Do you want to set up two bowls?"

I used to like to watch him smoke, I squinted my eyes, how masculine I looked, I didn’t know how many times I learned how to hold a toothbrush in front of the mirror in the bathroom, but now when I see him, I think of him kissing my dad, Feeling disgusted and depressed, and this bad luck happened again, even though I knew I was going to be beaten, I just couldn't help but say, "You are the one who stinks!"

Not at all courageous, I hastily added "his grandma's!" at the end of the sentence.

I was ready to be beaten, but the fist didn't come up. I opened my eyes and saw that the Squirrel King had stood up, picked up my schoolbag, patted the ashes, and carried it on his back.

"I admit it, I really want to live it." He said lightly with a cigarette in his mouth.

He is a mysterious man who suddenly appeared at my door half a year ago and forcibly intervened between me and my dad for various inexplicable reasons. I don’t deny that he really helped us a lot, but he never confessed He told us about his past.

Hmph, although I'm not very curious, but he's already said this, so I still have to ask...

"Living on the street in a poor family? Or being chased and killed? Ah! Could it be..." I covered my mouth and whispered, "Are you a wanted criminal?"

Sure enough, Wang Jinyan still beat me up!Eat lemons!What did I do with his words!are you crazy!I, Yang Xi, don't want to lose face? !

He knocked me to the ground with an angry left hook.

Me: ... King Squirrel!Don't even think about stepping into my door in your life! !

"Little bastard, I beat you twice and started crying. I didn't even try hard. Can you go? If you don't go, I'll go?"

"Go away! Give me back my schoolbag! You go! I don't want to see you again!"

"It's okay if you don't go home to eat, your dad said he would treat me to hot pot at night, and I'll give you some money, and you just stay outside..."

"Ahahahaha, the weather is so nice, my head doesn't hurt, my tailbone doesn't hurt anymore! What? Eat hot pot, let's go!"

What a joke!Fuck want to eat hot pot with my fair-skinned and beautiful old father who is lonely and widowed? !

Think beautiful!

4.

My father, Yang Guang, is a well-known handsome man in Nine Gates and Eighteen Lanes of Nancheng. How attractive he is, let me describe it this way.

It is reasonable to say that my dad is a migrant worker from the southern countryside. He has no car, no house, no height, and a son as big as me. As far as the college students next door, there is no one who doesn't want to be my stepmother, Yang Xi.

Now the scope has even expanded to the next door neighbor Pharaoh...

This shows what a world this is.

But although there are many people who want to be my stepmother, I haven't seen anyone that my father has taken a fancy to in more than ten years.

A few years ago, when we were still in our hometown, there was a Bai Fumei who chased my father madly. After Wudun Haagen-Dazs conquered me, he asked me to go home to check on my father and asked him whether he would consider a second marriage in the exam.

He didn't say anything, he took me to the bank to withdraw the money, returned the money for the ice cream in front of me, and then said to Bai Fumei, who was most qualified to compete for the position of my stepmother: "I'm sorry, The child is not sensible, it will cause you trouble, and I will not remarry. "

Bai Fumei asked why, was she not good enough.

My dad just laughed, with mist in his eyes, "You are fine, but all my life, I only pretend to be