Questions about eating and being eaten in the Chinese zodiac

Chapter 1 Zishu Chapter - The Rat and the Cat Are Official Matches

When the little squirrel came down the mountain for the first time, he ran into the little black cat, and was shocked instantly: ah!Look at that shiny black fur!That smooth body!Those sharp and aggressive eyes when looking over... the little squirrel is rippling——Jie is true love!Then he went up to him, waved his paws and cheered: "My dear! Come home with me! I will treat you well!"

The little black cat was startled, turned around and ran away decisively: Mama Mia!The rats outside are scary~~”

Little squirrel: "Don't run away, dear! I really will treat you well!"

The little black cat ran faster, and disappeared in a flash...

The frustrated little squirrel returned home dejectedly, and told his parents about his first "encounter" with the little black cat——

The mouse father looked up to the sky and smiled: "Hahaha! As expected of my son! He actually scared the cat away! Hahahaha..."

The rat mother was worried: "Son, rats and cats are natural enemies, so there will be no good results! Son, give up..."

The little gray rags rolled on the ground: "Wow ... unnecessary! Porridge little black cat! I want to cp with it! Woohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mouse father and mouse mother: "..."

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The mother cat educated the little black cat, with a stern voice: "Stinky boy! How many times have I told you! When you see a mouse, you have to go forward and catch it! Not run back! A weak guy like a mouse, hehe..."

"Oh! Don't train your son!" The cat father tugged at the cat mother, turned his head and smiled gently at the little black cat, "Don't be discouraged, good boy, just be careful next time!"

The mother cat was furious, "Say it! Talk it! It's you! Look at the way you teach your son to be so useless! You're scared by the mouse! I'm not done with you!" roared and scratched.

The cat father couldn't help dodging, "My wife, I was wrong! I will definitely correct it! Don't scratch it! Ahh—"

The little black cat flicked its tail, got down on the spot, watched the "husband and wife fight" that was staged every day, and complained in his heart: Dad, your dodging skills are getting more and more proficient!Mommy's "Eighteen Scratchings of the Universe" has become more perfect...

Then, the bored little black cat slowly fell asleep...

500 years later, both the little squirrel and the little black cat have taken human form.On a sunny morning, they meet again.

The little squirrel's eyes were full of love, and his saliva dripped, "Wow! Dear, you are so beautiful! Come home with me! I will treat you well!"

The little black cat raised its eyelids, and said calmly: "It's so vulgar to say this every time!"

The little squirrel came over shamelessly, "Come home with me! Okay? I'll catch fish for you to eat!"

The little black cat scratched it with its paw, "Would you like to kiss a man or a man, let's go!"

"Don't tell me that! I love you so much!" The little squirrel grabbed the little black cat tightly, ignoring the three new cat scratch marks on his face, "I must slander you! If you don't agree, I will keep pestering you!"

The little black cat replied calmly: "You have been entangled for 500 years."

"It doesn't matter! I'm going to pester you!" The little squirrel was confident.

The little black cat's forehead is covered with black lines, "If you make trouble again, I will eat you!"

"Eat it, hiccup, even if you eat it, it will haunt you, woo woo woo..." The little squirrel hiccupped while crying.

The little black cat suddenly showed a slightly weird smile, and said slowly in the deep voice that Grandma Wolf used to coax Little Red Riding Hood: "Xiaohui, do you like me?"

The little squirrel looked up stupidly, "I like it."

"Do you really want to CP with me?" The little black cat confirmed.

The little squirrel nodded, "My sister said that 'mouse cat' is the official match!"

The little black cat's eyes were full of question marks, "What is an official match?"

The little squirrel pulled out a mirror from behind, and said excitedly: "Look! The patriarch's most precious magic weapon, the Tongxuan mirror!" Then he operated while muttering, "Northern Song Dynasty, Renzong period, Bianliang Kaifeng mansion..."

The mirror slowly released a large piece of white light, and after the light passed, a bustling human scene appeared on the mirror——

In the backyard of Kaifeng Mansion, a gentle young man wearing a red official uniform walked in, his handsome face was somewhat tired.

A young man in white clothes suddenly turned over from the top of the wall, "Mao'er, did you arrest the criminal again overnight? Tsk, the dark circles under your eyes are comparable to bamboo bears!"

Zhan Zhao blinked, "White mouse! Over the wall again!"

Bai Yutang's folding fan was swiped open, and on the fan there were seven arrogant and domineering characters [I am the only one in the world], "Fifth Master is willing to climb over your wall because he thinks highly of you! Show kittens!"

The folding fan fluttered lightly, looking suave and suave, and there was a narrow smile between the sharp brows and eyes, which made his facial features stand out even more.

Zhan Zhao couldn't laugh or cry, "Sooner or later, you white mouse will be picked up by the cat."

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, threw a jar of wine over, and casually replied, "Any wild cat can get close to Fifth Lord? There is only one royal cat in the world."

Zhan Zhao raised his hand to catch the wine jar, imitating Bai Yutang and raised his eyebrows, "Yutang admits that Zhan is unique in catching mice?"

Bai Yutang sneered, "It's not sure who will arrest who!"

Zhan Zhao froze for a moment, obviously the two of them thought of the old incident when Zhan Zhao was trapped by Bai Yutang in the cave of "Death Cat" on Sunken Island when he was stealing the Three Treasures.

Seeing Bai Yutang's smug smile, Zhan Zhao took a deep breath, "Fifth brother is very capable, I admire him." After speaking, he turned and went back to his room.

"Show kittens!" Fifth Master Bai roared angrily.Zhan Zhao's expression just now clearly said: Zhan doesn't have the same knowledge as a child!

Zhan Zhao's voice came from the room, "Zhan has been working all night, he is really tired, Yutang can do what he wants."

Bai Yutang slammed over the wall, gritted his teeth, "Dead cat!"

The opposite window was pushed open, and the big black face of Kaifeng Governor Bao Zheng poked out, "Zhan Huwei and Bai Shaoxia are at odds again?" The crescent scar in the middle of his forehead glistened in the sunlight.

Another scholar in Tsing Yi shook his head, "Just wait, Young Hero Bai will be back soon."

Sure enough, but a quarter of an hour later, Bai Yutang climbed over the wall and entered again. This time with a food box in his hand, he barged into Jin Zhao's room aggressively, and slammed the door behind him, "Zhan Kitty! Eat before going to sleep!"

"Well, what food?" Zhan Zhao's voice was a little confused.

"Baiweiju's Crab Dumplings in Soup and Fish Skin Wontons." Bai Yutang's voice suddenly carried a slight smile.

After listening to these few sentences, Bao Zheng and Gongsun Ce sighed at the same time - one or two duplicity!

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The little squirrel smiled flatteringly, "The chrysanthemum mouse in white and the royal cat in red are a good match, right? My sister said they are a perfect match through the ages!"

The little black cat's face was ashen, and he said every word, "You like me because of this?"

The little squirrel nodded silly, "Yes!"

The little black cat glared at him, then turned and left.

"Where are you going, Ah Heng?" The little squirrel threw away the Tongxuan mirror and followed.

"Of course I'm looking for my 'Jinmao' mouse!" The little black cat didn't even look back.

Thinking about the dusty fur of his prototype, the little squirrel burst into tears, "Wow, Ah Heng, don't leave me..."

Xiao Hui, who was following behind, didn't see a wicked yet gentle smile on A-Heng's face.

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The author has something to say:

Author: Look!Fifth Master, you have caused trouble!

Bai Yutang: What's the matter?

All right!The story of the little squirrel tells us: You can't live without doing evil!Xiaohui, you jumped into your Ah Heng's bowl by yourself!Amen!

It also tells us one thing: mouse parents/cat parents, education is a big problem (serious face), how did you teach these two bear children?