Chapter 580 Unable to break hair
Chapter 580 Unable to break hair
"Why is my thinking abnormal?" Feng Jinghua suddenly retorted dissatisfiedly, "I want to tell you that without you, I would definitely marry Lanlan a normal stepmother."
Di Xuanji, "..."
"The stepmothers are all bad." Ling Xiao said, "You might as well marry another man!"
"Daddy, I support you." Mo Junlan echoed.
"Looks like Lan Lan still likes me better." Feng Jinghua was immediately moved.
"Didn't you just spank your ass? Are you so encouraging your father to marry?" Di Xuanji frowned.
"Brother Junlan, did he hit you again?" Ling Xiao turned to look at Mo Junlan.
"Lanlan, did he spank your ass?" Feng Jinghua subconsciously glanced at Mo Junlan's ass, and her body moved accordingly.
"What are you looking at? Your ass was spanked." Mo Junlan said angrily.
Feng Jinghua turned to look at Di Xuanji.
"I'm not joking." Di Xuanji said calmly.
Mo Junlan immediately glared at Di Xuanji angrily.
"It seems to be true." Feng Jinghua sighed, and then said a little enviously, "I also want to spank Lanlan's buttocks, other people's fathers have spanked children's buttocks, but unfortunately, I have no There is no chance to fight."
As he spoke, he looked at Mo Junlan with regretful eyes.
Seeing that Mo Junlan wanted to beat someone up again, he gritted his teeth and said, "You two perverts, stay away from me."
After finishing speaking, Mo Junlan angrily pulled Ling Xiao into the space.
"Oh, I really envy you." Feng Jinghua looked at Di Xuanji with a gloomy gaze.
Di Xuanji, "..."
Both my daughter-in-law and my son have some problems with their brains.
"However, the sweet scent on Lanlan's body has finally disappeared." Feng Jinghua also breathed a sigh of relief.
"However, the time limit for the seal this time may be very short." Di Xuanji frowned, "The only way now is to let Lan'er improve his cultivation as soon as possible. Only in this way can he protect himself or fight against other people .”
"Didn't you say that he is the reincarnation of Tiandao? Tiandao shouldn't deceive himself, right?" Feng Jinghua hesitated.
"Who knows!" Di Xuanji couldn't help twitching the corner of his mouth when he remembered what Mo Junlan had said to him, and said, "Although Lan'er is smarter than you, when he gets self-willed, he will also be stupid."
"Are you despising our father and son?" Feng Jinghua said with an unhappy expression.
"It's good that you know." Di Xuanji said.
Feng Jinghua, "..."
It seems that he needs to think about taking his son to remarry.
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After entering the space, Mo Junlan hesitated for a long time before asking, "Xiao'er, do you think that I... am very small?"
"Where is it small?" Ling Xiao looked at Mo Junlan blankly.
"That's...that's that..." Mo Junlan's cheeks blushed involuntarily, and his expression looked very embarrassed.
"Brother Junlan, with the relationship between you and me, what are you embarrassed to say?" Ling Xiao looked at Mo Junlan and said.
"This..." Mo Junlan's gaze suddenly shifted to Ling Xiao's lower body.
Ling Xiao also lowered his head subconsciously, and then said with a blank expression, "Brother Jun Lan, do you want to practice dual cultivation?"
Otherwise, why stare at his lower body?
"No!" Mo Junlan said with a confused expression, "I just want to ask..."
"Brother Junlan, you can speak directly." Ling Xiao looked up at Mo Junlan again and said, "You are so shy now, you are not like the usual you."
Mo Junlan, "..."
"Brother Jun Lan, do you have some hidden illness?" Ling Xiao frowned involuntarily.
"I don't have any hidden illnesses!" Mo Junlan twitched his lips.
"Then what do you want to say?" Ling Xiao asked.
"Let me ask you, have you ever disliked me?" Mo Junlan asked with a frown.
"How could I despise Brother Jun Lan?" Ling Xiao couldn't help being startled, and then said, "Who told you this?"
"It's not that kind of dislike, it's the one who dislikes me..." Mo Junlan bit his lip, but he still couldn't ask what to do?
Ling Xiao thought for a while, and then said, "Ability in that area?"
When Mo Junlan heard this, he coughed lightly, his cheeks flushed slightly, he nodded, and then asked, "Do you think that I... I am too small?"
Ling Xiao heard that Mo Junlan finally wanted to ask something, and Dang even couldn't help but said, "Brother Junlan, why did you think of this question?"
"Isn't that guy Di Xuanji always talking about me?" Mo Junlan snorted coldly, "So that's why Brother Junlan feels uneasy?"
Mo Junlan nodded and said, "What if you are dissatisfied with your desires?"
Ling Xiao, "..."
"Although I am very confident in my ability in that aspect, the size is beyond my control." Mo Junlan sighed.
"Brother Jun Lan, you actually believed Di Xuanji's nonsense?" Ling Xiao raised his eyebrows lightly.
"I'm just afraid that you will be dissatisfied." Mo Junlan said in a muffled voice.
"Even if I'm really dissatisfied, I won't cheat on Brother Jun Lan." Ling Xiao said with a serious expression.
"So you are really dissatisfied, right?" Mo Junlan frowned.
"I didn't say I was dissatisfied!" Ling Xiao said immediately, "And brother Junlan's...ahem...the size is just right."
At the end, Ling Xiao also felt a little shy.
Why are they discussing this issue?
"Since you are satisfied, then let's do double cultivation." Mo Junlan threw Ling Xiao down as he spoke.
Ling Xiao, "..."
After an hour of double cultivation, Mo Junlan and Ling Xiao left the space again.
It's just that Mo Junlan looked at Ling Xiao who seemed to be able to walk as fast as flying, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed. Why is his Xiao'er still so fierce after the double cultivation?
This made him doubt his ability.
"Brother Junlan, why did your cultivation suddenly break through?" Ling Xiao looked at Mo Junlan and asked.
"I don't know either." Mo Junlan shook his head.
"Brother Jun Lan, how did you get your skills?" Ling Xiao asked again.
"If you say it, you may not believe it." Mo Junlan raised his eyebrows lightly, and said, "After I slept in a cave, the Chaos Art of Creation suddenly appeared in my mind." .”
Ling Xiao, "..."
"It seems that this thief is still very kind to me." Mo Junlan smiled lightly.
"It's really good, I just instilled the power of heaven in you!" Ling Xiao nodded.
"But I think there may be something wrong with Di Xuanji's brain..." Mo Junlan immediately told Ling Xiao about Di Xuanji's guess.
Ling Xiao fell silent after listening.
"How could I be the Dao of Heaven?" Mo Junlan put his arms around his chest and said with a sneer, "If I were the Dao of Heaven, then I would definitely not let myself suffer so badly."
"Brother Junlan, I actually think what Di Xuanji said is quite reasonable." Ling Xiao hesitated and said, "What if you are really a god?"
"If I'm really heavenly..." Mo Junlan raised his hand to touch his chin, and pursed his lips, "Then I will definitely double the amount of Lei Jie, and let Lei Jie directly kill those stinky and shameless perverts."
Ling Xiao, "..."
"But now... let's deal with my hair first." Mo Junlan tugged at his hair, with a disgusted expression, "I'm really not used to it."
"Brother Jun Lan, I'll cut your hair." Ling Xiao took out a pair of scissors from the space while talking.
"Okay!" Mo Junlan nodded, then turned around, facing Ling Xiao with his back.
However, at the next moment, Mo Junlan suddenly heard a click.
"What's that sound?" Mo Junlan couldn't help asking.
Ling Xiao looked at the scissors in his hand expressionlessly, only to see that there was a gap in the original scissors.
"Xiao'er, why are you silent?" Mo Junlan couldn't help turning around to look at Ling Xiao.
"Brother Junlan, you can see for yourself." Ling Xiao handed the scissors to Mo Junlan.
"Why is there a gap?" Mo Junlan looked at the scissors with a gap, and frowned involuntarily.
Ling Xiao didn't speak, and stretched out his hand to pull Mo Junlan's long hair, and then used the scissors to cut it, only to hear the scissors click again, this time the blade was broken directly.
Mo Junlan, "..."
"Brother Jun Lan, you can't cut your hair off." Ling Xiao said.
"But my hair feels very soft!" Mo Junlan frowned, "How could you break the scissors?"
"Do you want to try it with a dagger?" Ling Xiao asked.
"Then try it with a dagger." Mo Junlan said in distress, "Don't even break the dagger!"
Ling Xiao immediately took out a dagger, and then went to cut Mo Junlan's long hair.
As a result, there was another clicking sound, and the dagger was disconnected directly.
Mo Junlan, "..."
"Brother Junlan, daggers don't work either." Ling Xiao frowned.
"...It's time for your main body to come in handy." Mo Junlan said.
"What if it breaks again?" Ling Xiao asked.
"That's true." Mo Junlan said with a melancholy expression, "Then try with other swords first."
Hearing this, Ling Xiao took out another sword.
However, after the sword touched Mo Junlan's hair, it broke in two again.
Ling Xiao, "..."
"Take out the artifact." Mo Junlan gritted his teeth.
Ling Xiao searched in the space, and soon found a god-level sword, and said, "This sword was found from Old Man Feng's space ring."
"Then don't feel bad about it." Mo Junlan nodded and said, "Continue to cut your hair."
Ling Xiao pulled up one of Mo Junlan's hair with his fingers, and then cut it with the god-level long sword in his hand.
After touching Mo Junlan's hair, the sword did not break instantly like those previous tools.
Seeing this, Mo Junlan couldn't help being overjoyed.
However, Mo Junlan was only happy for a moment, because after a few breaths, the god-level long sword in Lingxiao's hand broke into two pieces again.
Mo Junlan, "..."
"Brother Junlan, your hair is like a magic weapon!" Ling Xiao couldn't help but said, "It's not right, it should be more powerful than a magic weapon."
"It's too much." Mo Junlan was so angry that he directly pulled his long hair, but of course he kept pulling it.
Ling Xiao, "..."
"I can't run around with this long hair, can I?" Mo Junlan said angrily.
"But it's also beneficial." Ling Xiao couldn't help chuckling, "For example, when Brother Jun Lan is fighting, he no longer has to worry about someone sneaking up on you."
After all, Mo Junlan's long hair could break even an artifact.
"Fortunately, there is a cleansing technique, otherwise it would be troublesome to wash your hair every day." Mo Junlan said a little displeased.
Ling Xiao, "..."
It is indeed quite troublesome.
"Forget it, since you can't even chop it off, then it can only be like this temporarily." Mo Junlan said helplessly, "It should be used as a shield."
Ling Xiao looked at Mo Junlan's long hair and smiled, "Maybe it can be used as a hidden weapon!"
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