Chapter 667 [Fanwai 001] Remember the praise
Chapter 667 [Fanwai 001] Remember the praise
The earth once experienced a catastrophe that could be called the end of the world. Nearly half of the human race perished, but what followed was the revival of the earth's aura.
It has been 20 years since the earth catastrophe passed, and because the aura of the earth has recovered, there are also a large number of practitioners.
Since the recovery of the earth's aura, although the number of human beings living on the earth has decreased by nearly half, there have also been many more monsters who have cultivated into spirits.
In today's era, the rule of not being allowed to become refined after the founding of the People's Republic of China is no longer binding, because the cultivation of animals and plants to become refined is allowed by the law of heaven.
However, since animals and plants cannot be prevented from cultivating to become refined, then they should be restrained.
Although many human beings died due to the catastrophe of the earth, in terms of number, human beings are still more than the monsters who have cultivated into spirits. Therefore, after discussing with some high-level human beings, the fairies also spontaneously established a caring fairy association.
The Goblin Care Association is not only responsible for restraining goblins from harming people, but also protecting the basic goblin rights of goblins.
The goblins living on the earth, as long as they are good goblins, can get the same treatment and protection as humans in society.
If the goblins are treated unfairly, they can go to the people who care about the goblin association.
As long as you are reasonable, the Fairy Caring Association will definitely help you to the end.
But now humans and goblins can basically live in peace.
But if fairies want to survive in human society, they have to work like humans.
After all, even goblins have to eat to maintain their vitality, unless they have already cultivated to become immortals.
The body of the yellow wolf is a weasel. He just entered the human society. His dream is to find a stable job to support himself. However, because the weasel has a bad reputation among humans, even with the help of the Fairy Love Association, it is not enough. No one wants to take him.
The ashen-hearted Huang Dalang was already in despair, but at this moment, the Fairy Caring Association finally helped him find a job.
That is food delivery.
Today was Huang Dalang's first day at work. He rode the electric car sponsored by the Fairy Care Association to see him poorly and kindly, and excitedly went to deliver the first order assigned to him by the system.
The customer of this order lives in a villa.
Looking at the villa in front of him, Huang Dalang couldn't help feeling a little envious, because he had no money, so every night, he could only turn into his original shape and sleep on a big tree.
He has to eat and sleep in the open every day, miserable like him, just want to make money quickly.
But after all, it was the first day of work, so Huang Dalang was still very nervous, and was about to call the customer, but at this moment, there was a sudden gust of wind blowing past, and when he came back to his senses, the original Something on the electric car was missing.
"Who stole my takeaway..." Huang Dalang was stunned for a while, and then his heart was full of despair.
The first order received on the first day of work turned out to be wrong?
Although Huang Dalang is a goblin, his magic power is not high. Even if he wanted to chase him, he couldn't find the opponent's aura at this time.
So Huang Dalang became even more desperate. If he lost the customer's things, he would definitely lose money.
But he has no money!
Is it possible to sell yourself to pay off the debt?
But his appearance after the transformation is not good-looking!
Even if he was to be a male favorite, no one would probably think highly of him.
But besides selling himself to pay off the debt, he seems to have no other way.
Just when Huang Dalang was thinking about how to sell himself to pay off the debt, he suddenly heard a cold voice, "Damn snake demon, give me back the milk tea."
Huang Dalang felt his hair stand on end for a moment, because just as the voice fell, a very powerful coercion erupted.
Immediately afterwards, a black shadow descended from the sky, and then fell hard to the ground.
Huang Dalang took a closer look and found that it was really a snake demon.
The upper body of the snake demon is a human body, while the lower body is a black snake tail.
At the same time, the door of the villa was also opened, and there was a peerless beauty in a white robe with black hair like a waterfall standing at the door, holding a packaged milk tea in his hand.
Obviously, before the snake demon could move, the object had already been snatched back by the other party.
"Smelly snake, you dare to snatch my milk tea? Are you impatient?" Mo Junlan said with a displeased face, "I'm going to tear you to pieces."
Hearing the words, the snake demon turned pale, shrank his body, and said in a trembling voice, "Now is a civilized society, even goblins can't be killed casually."
"Even if I blow up the earth, you can't do anything to me." Mo Junlan smiled coldly.
Snake demon, "..."
No need to go up to blow up the earth, right?
Huang Dalang finally came to his senses, and quickly bent over to Mo Junlan and said, "Have a nice meal!"
Mo Junlan, "..."
Snake demon, "..."
Huang Dalang looked at Mo Junlan, hesitated for a moment, but still couldn't hold back and said, "Sir, you shouldn't give me a bad review, right?"
I heard that bad reviews will deduct money.
"Seeing how stupid you are, I'm too embarrassed to give you a bad review." Mo Junlan said with a bit of disgust.
"Thank you sir!" Huang Dalang's eyes lit up suddenly, and after thanking him, he said nervously, "Then can you give me a good review?"
"You almost lost my milk tea." Mo Junlan said quietly.
When Huang Dalang heard this, his head suddenly shrugged.
"The weasel's fart should be particularly smelly..." Mo Junlan smiled slightly, and said with pursed lips, "If you fart on the snake demon's nose, I will give you a good review."
When the snake demon heard Mo Junlan's words, he couldn't help but widen his eyes, and wanted him to smell the weasel's fart?
"This... shouldn't be okay?" Huang Dalang stretched out his hand and scratched the back of his head with a tangled expression.
"Why do you hesitate?" Mo Junlan snorted coldly, and said, "It was the snake demon who made the mistake first, even if he was thrown into the latrine, he deserved what he deserved."
"Hero, have mercy!" The snake demon hurriedly knelt down and begged for mercy.
"There are no heroes here." Mo Junlan said disdainfully, "There are only a group of ruthless guys."
Just as Mo Junlan finished speaking, a faint voice came from the villa, "Little boy, who are you calling cruel?"
"Aren't you ruthless?" Mo Junlan sneered.
The owner of the voice didn't respond to Mo Junlan anymore.
At this moment, another voice came out, "Don't waste time, hurry back and play mahjong."
"Wait a little longer." Mo Junlan said dissatisfiedly, "I haven't taught that snake demon a lesson yet!"
To dare to snatch his milk tea is simply an unforgivable crime.
"Childish!" came another cold voice.
"Shut up all of you." Mo Junlan said angrily.
Huang Dalang was very distressed.
The snake demon was very uneasy.
Mo Junlan snorted coldly, "Weasel, fart me quickly, or I'll rip your fur off."
Huang Dalang thought of the coercion just now, and suddenly felt pain all over his body.
The snake demon turned pale in shock again.
Under the threat of Mo Junlan, Huang Dalang had no choice but to go to the snake demon.
All for... good reviews!
Huang Dalang recited silently in his heart.
The behavior of the snake demon was controlled by Mo Junlan, and now he couldn't move at all.
"It was your fault first, so I can't blame it all..." Huang Dalang turned his butt towards the snake monster, and muttered, "Anyway, we won't be able to beat us, so you should look away."
After finishing speaking, Huang Dalang let out a particularly stinky fart.
Weasel farts are notoriously smelly.
The snake demon wanted to use spells to block the smell of farts, but suddenly found that his spells had failed.
After farting, Huang Dalang immediately moved away, after all he knew how stinky his fart was.
It was a smell that even he couldn't bear.
"You..." The snake demon rolled his eyes, and his body suddenly fell down, and he was so smelly that he fell into a coma.
"Sir, remember the praise!" Huang Dalang bravely finished speaking, and then hurriedly ran away on his electric scooter.
Mo Junlan ignored Huang Dalang, raised his hand, and the snake demon was swept away by a gust of wind, then turned around and walked towards the villa.
There are quite a few people living in the villa, and they all have similar backgrounds as Mo Junlan.
They are all outsiders from another world.
"Xiao'er, this is for you." After Mo Junlan put one of the cups of milk tea next to Ling Xiao, he sat back at the mahjong table.
Mo Junye looked at the milk tea in Mo Junlan's hand, frowned slightly, and said, "I haven't eaten anything from the world for a long time."
"That's because you haven't been in the human world for a long time." Mo Junxie said flatly, "You act like an autistic orphan."
"That's definitely your delusion." Mo Junye said a little displeased, "Sister-in-law also said that you are Mensao!"
Mo Junxie, "..."
"Jun Xie, you're really boring." Yun Moli, who was thinking about what card to play, suddenly heard a cold voice.
"Hu card." It was Ling Xiao who said this.
"Why did you win again?" Yun Moli said unwillingly.
The eight of them just made up two tables.
Yun Moli, Xue Qingyan, Gu Yunqing and Ling Xiao played mahjong at the same table, but Ling Xiao had a better chance of winning than them.
"Because his men often lose." Xue Qingyan said quite calmly.
Ling Xiao, "..."
Maybe it is.
They were a table he often won.
As for the table between Mo Junlan and the others, Mo Junlan often lost.
Don't know what kind of strange luck.
"He did it because he took my card." Gu Yunqing said without tears, "It's been three times in a row, why am I so unlucky today?"
"I would like to accept the bet, please fulfill your bet." Ling Xiao said without changing his expression, "Wear women's clothes!"
"...Can I change it?" Gu Yunqing asked with a worried face.
"No!" Ling Xiao said very coldly.
Gu Yunqing, "..."
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The author's gossip: [The characters that appear in the extra episode are all from the previous articles, the extra episode has nothing to do with the main text, it's just that the author wants to make a mess]
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