Chapter 02 The Unreliable Death God
Chapter 02 The Unreliable Death God
As long as he thinks that he is about to be homeless, Yang Yi can't help but burst into tears.
At this moment, his stomach growled, and Yang Yi squeezed the remaining 170 yuan in his bag and walked into the noodle restaurant beside him.I ordered a big bowl of beef noodles, and was about to roll up my sleeves, but the noodles flew away from my eyes.
That's right, it's flying!
Yang Yi raised his head and opened his mouth wide.
I don't know when he sat across from a gorgeous girl. This girl had two braids, which reminded Yang Yi of the classic song "Xiaofang" sung by Li Chunbo in the 80s and [-]s.
"Bajibajibaji——" the flower girl'Xiaofang' completely overturned Yang Yi's understanding of the classic song 'Xiaofang'.
"That..." Yang Yi couldn't help but interrupt the Hua girl who was eating happily, "That's my noodles."
Hua girl looked up at him, and after a while, she burped and pushed the noodle soup in front of Yang Yi.
"..."
Such a fast eating speed once again subverted Yang Yi's image of 'Xiaofang' completely.My face - T dish T
Distressed and hungry, Yang Yi gritted his teeth and ordered another bowl.
This time he was careful, holding the bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other, but just as he was about to eat heartily, the other hand snatched it away with lightning speed.
"I'm very hungry."
He raised his head and looked at the rainy face of Hua girl Lihua.
"..." Yang Yi suspects that the girl is a pig.
The girl blinked her big watery eyes, "I'm starving to death."
"I'm hungry too." Yang Yi fought for his rights to his hungry stomach.
So, the two competed against a bowl of noodles.
In the end, the boss couldn't stand it and came over, "What's the matter with you, young man, why don't you want to give a bowl of noodles to your girlfriend."
"..."
Yang Yinei stared in front of her with a full face, "baji baji; the flower girl who was eating happily, but her heart was bleeding.
"So full~~" Someone unconsciously patted his belly and burped.
Yang Yi turned his head and looked at this "face-robbing enemy" with a sad face.
He paid for two bowls of noodles, but he didn't even get any leftovers!You said how bad he is!
Yang Yi raised his foot and planned to leave this 'no-good' girl, he would be heartbroken if he saw her for one more second.
But as soon as he lifted his front foot out of his sleeve, someone grabbed him, "What's your name?"
Yang Yi waved his hand, "My mother taught me since I was a child to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds without leaving a name... My name is Yang Yi."
"Yang Yi, do you know who I am?"
The girl put on airs.
Yang Yi didn't even think about it, "Xiaofang?"
"Xiaofang is so earthy." Miss Hua looked contemptuous. "I'm Su Marie, the god of crossing who loves cars and sees cars..."
"..." This name is not as nice as Xiaofang!Then, Yang Yi suddenly realized, "Who are you?"
Su Marie blinked, "Su Marie."
Yang Yi rolled his eyes, "You are the unlucky god Su Mali, the fool who ran away from "Rebirth of the Mermaid Princess""
Su Marie corrected, "It's a great God."
Upon hearing this, Yang Yi turned around and left.
Mary Su stepped forward to stop him, "Don't leave."
"Great God...I want to go home."
"Do you have a home?" Su Marie glanced at him.
Yang Yi paused, "The sky should be the bed."
"Let's discuss something."
"I disagree." Yang Yi covered his ears.
Su Mali hesitated, "You don't even know what I say and disagree."
"You said."
"I have a good plan..."
"I reject."
"...Wait for me to finish talking, okay?"
"Okay, you say."
"I intend to create a different time-traveling journey this time."
"Why is it different?" It wasn't until a long time later that Yang Yi finally understood a truth, curiosity killed the cat!
"This time, I plan to lock the destination in a space that doesn't exist..." Su Mali's eyes lit up.
"Like?"
"Such as Two-dimensional space."
"Be clear."
Su Mali gave Yang Yi a blank look, "Don't you watch anime?"
"Does H manga count?"
"..."
"OK, that's a good idea, I'm going home."
"You also think this is a good idea?" Su Marie was very happy to be approved.
"Yes, yes" Yang Yi nodded perfunctorily, no matter what, Yang Yi felt that he would be infected if he stayed with this severe hallucination patient again.
"Then fill out the form." Su Marie took out the paper and pen like magic.
"What is this?" Yang Yi cast a glance. ""Cooperation Agreement"?"
Su Marie nodded, "Cooperation agreement."
"Why should I sign?" Yang Yi threw away the pen.
"Because you are my chosen partner." Su Marie replied as a matter of course.
"Not interested." Yang Yi turned his head and left.
"The cooperation fee is very generous."
Yang Yi, who was halfway there, turned around, picked up a pen and paper, "How much?"
"one thousand……"
Yang Yi threw away the pen and turned away.
"……gold"
Yang Yi came back quickly, picked up the pen, signed his name and handed it over, smiling flatteringly, "When will I get the money?"
Su Marie took back the contract, "pay half in advance, and pay the remaining half after completing the task."
"The gold coins you mentioned are pure gold?"
"Thousands of gold..."
"How many grams is a gold coin?"
"4g"
"Now 1G of gold = 400 yuan, 1000 = 4500G = 1800000. Wow, labor and management have made a fortune!" Yang Yi shouted to the sky.He, Yang Yi, has also become a millionaire. Who said that there will be no pies in the sky.Now not only is the pie falling from the sky, but the pie hit him by coincidence.
Before leaving, Yang Yi asked Su Mali.
"Where are we going this time?"
"Two-dimensional space."
"explain more clearly."
"The destination you go to may be anime, it may be a novel, or it may be a science fiction world."
Yang Yi's head was full of black lines, "Can you give me a definite answer?"
"The 75% chance is that the destination is the virtual space created in the novel."
"Dream of Red Mansions?" Yang Yi fantasized that it would be great if he entered the Dream of Red Mansions, so many beauties, how comfortable and comfortable they would be hugging each other in the flowers.
"Dream of Red Mansions is too difficult and boring." Su Mali despised Yang Yi's creativity.
"How about the Three Kingdoms?" The Three Kingdoms are also good, and Da Qiao, Xiao Qiao, Diao Chan, and Sun Shangxiang also have many beauties to admire.Although beauties, famous flowers and masters are not necessarily his.But it was an era when troubled times made heroes, and he could be given a chance to flex his muscles.
But Su Marie still shook her head, "The Three Kingdoms are all worn out, so there's no creativity."
"..." Nima's stalk of traveling into novels has been rotten for 800 years, let alone creative!Yang Yi rolled his eyes in his heart.
"You're not trying to tell me that I'm in Resident Evil, are you?" He can't appreciate the beauty of aliens, and sci-fi horror thrillers have never been his taste.
Su Mali blushed, "Probably, similar, similar..."
"It's like your sister. I quit!"
"Thirty times the liquidated damages." Su Mali said in a regal manner.
Yang Yi stopped cooking, "God, you can do whatever you want."
Therefore, in the end, Yang Yi didn't know what world he was about to enter.He just prayed that it would not be a horror and thriller background theme similar to Resident Evil and Alien.
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