I'm so sorry that the whole world has passed through

Chapter 77 The first day of world travel:

No.70 seven days of world crossing: #The sins suffered today are the flags erected yesterday#

Who says living alone can make a good meal?

Wenren Wangshu proved by himself that otaku who live alone are often more useless than normal people. Apart from instant noodles, he has the special skill of turning all good ingredients into dark dishes.

"This kind of low-probability situation can only happen to you." Muzi Li felt that he was about to kneel down to the old man in front of him. Why did he say so cheaply that he would teach Wenren Wangshu how to do it? meal?Please use a time machine to let me go back to that time and strangle myself!

After frying the pot for the thousand and first time, Muzi Li respectfully knelt down and asked Wenren Wangshu to go and rest: "Let me, Little Li, finish the rest of the cooking."

Wenren Wangshu, who was dressed as the most professional elite chef, stood aside with a shovel in disappointment, his eyes watered, and he looked at his good friend with aggrieved eyes, hoping to get another chance.

"I'm not an ancestor, it's useless for you to think of me that way." Muzi Li was particularly "hard-hearted".

"Then what if I say that the ancestor has seen it?"

"En?" Muzi Li's first reaction was to turn his head abruptly. Damn it, why did this kind of situation where the ancestor stood behind me 100% after only saying bad things about the ancestor behind my back once happen to me!Uh, no, I don't have hair on the back either.

Wenren Wangshu kindly reminded: "There is a thing in this world called a water mirror."

"... the ancestor would be so idle to watch us waste time?" No, this is not the ancestor I know and admire!

"Believe me, there are many things about him that you don't understand at all." For example, did you make him a snake maniac?It’s also like he used to be me, and I used to be him. Did you create all of these?Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, young man.

Muzi Li realized belatedly: "In other words, the ancestor already knew that you were going to cook for me. If you didn't succeed in cooking tonight, the ancestor would have been looking forward to it for nothing. You vent your grievances, so I can only be the unlucky one in the end?" "bingo."

"Go, my sister, go, I must have been so unlucky to know you in this life because I destroyed the earth in my previous life!"

"..." In a sense, you've got the truth, dear.When thinking of this, Wenren Wangshu couldn't help laughing out loud, he was probably the only one in the whole world who could understand the point of this sentence.

"You still have the face to smile!" Muzi Li was completely outraged, and rushed towards Wenren Wangshu with a kitchen knife.

Wenren Wangshu is not at all afraid of Muzi Li, who is much higher than him at present, to attack with a knife, because...: "Hey, I don't mind you messing with me like this, but the ancestor is still watching. "

Muzi Li made an emergency brake and almost tripped and fell on the edge of the knife. Just like that, he still had to smile at Wenren Wangshu with dedication—the expression on his whole face was distorted—the voice had never been heard before Soft: "I'm really joking with you, ha, ha, ha, you don't mind, right? Good friends, forever."

"My ancestor and I are for the rest of our lives!" Wenren Wangshu stood up quickly, not wanting to be affected by Mu Zili's words that were not good enough for his brain.

"You and the ancestor are 'quited' together." Muzi Li is not stupid, and quickly mastered the correct way to please Ji Pervert.

Ji Li on the other side of the water mirror really put aside his plan to throw the Nine Heavens Profound Thunder at Muzi Li from the air.Nine Heavens Profound Thunder, as the name suggests, is the thing that monks beat to death when they ascended. Its power has been certified by many authorities for many years. It is impossible for ordinary people to play with it, but Ji Li is not an ordinary person. He doesn't know where it came from. The Nine Heavens Profound Thunder that collected a space ring was used as a hidden weapon.In Wenren Wangshu's words, Ji Li is preparing to cosplay Zeus.

So, Muzi Li was forced to embark on a journey again, with the stars on his head and the moon on his body. Finally, until the night was completely dark, Wenren Wangshu was still not enlightened.

Finally, Muzi Li had an idea and came up with a new trick.

"How about we do this, I'm in charge of washing, cutting, seasoning, controlling the heat, and making the soup, and you're in charge of...stir frying and the final pouring of the sauce." That should be fine.

"But does this count as my cooking?"

"Why don't you count? Didn't you, uh, cook it yourself? The most important thing is to participate. Do you want to become a fat man? Cooking is a step-by-step process. Let's take it step by step."

"Let's do it." Wenren Wangshu decided to let Muzi Li go for the time being.

As a result, the dishes are complete, with good color and fragrance, but some are mushy, and some are too raw and tender.

Muzi Li completely convinced Wenren Wangshu: "You are in charge of frying. I basically hold the pot. You can fry like this. It is also a skill."

Wenren Wangshu smiled awkwardly: "It's more like I made it if there are flaws."

Muzi Li took the food and sent it to the ancestor first, he decided not to talk to Wenren Wangshu for a short time, he was afraid that he would be pissed to death.

Wenren Wangshu took advantage of Muzi Li's short time to serve the dishes, and patted the cucumbers himself. He always felt that there should be such a dish that had been prepared by him from the beginning to the end, not that Muzi Li had prepared everything. He went up and pulled it twice.

Shooting cucumbers was a big success, no matter what others think, anyway, Wenren Wangshu is quite touched, and what he did is quite decent.As for the dark dishes just made, uh, it must be because Muzi Li was too nervous when he was there... Well, yes, it must be so!

Muzi Li: Hehe, the second-year boy blamed the whole world for this trick. He already said that the young master played the rest of the year, okay?

At the dinner table, although Ji Li didn't say anything, he was obviously very happy. Moreover, he didn't hide his voyeuristic nature at all. There were a variety of dishes on the table, and the number of times he slapped the cucumber with his chopsticks was absolutely It is the most, and completely disregarding the essence of other dishes such as cucumber, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, high-end, and prepared, they opened their eyes and talked nonsense, and said calmly: "This is the best."

With today's best title, Wenren Wangshu was very excited.

Muzi Li's heart was so strong that he was about to shed a tear of the Pacific Ocean, but, well, he endured it.

because……

There is poison in the dish.

The dish is really poisonous, not kidding, it's not really poisonous, it's just a lot of rhizomes of the improved version of Yansuan Xiancao, and Zhuji Li broke the blood bond in his body within minutes.The Heavenly Thunder Tribulation that should have struck Ji Li a long time ago arrived at the appointment, and a thick and black cloud formed over Buzhou Mountain, which was constantly expanding.

Muzi Li shrugged and smiled innocently: "Would you believe me if I said I didn't do it on purpose?"

"The ram is too good!!!"

"What's going on?" Wenren Wangshu was stunned.

However, Brother Li quickly contacted the changes from his younger brother these days. It was not the alertness caused by his body being taken away, but the exposure of Gongyang Tai's character that he hadn't covered up!

"Where's my brother?!"

Muzi Li looked at Li Biaohao: "Don't worry, I'm really dead. When my obsession is completed, I will completely dissipate. Then your brother will naturally come back."

"What on earth are you going to do?" Wen Ren Wang Shu expressed that he couldn't understand Tai Ah the ram, helping his old rival soar?What kind of love is this.

Gongyang Tai Ah shrugged: "In fact, I wanted to kill you to make 'Wenren Wangshu' suffer, but who knew that 'Wenren Wangshu' watched too closely and I couldn't find a gap to strike, besides, you It's really interesting. I used to envy others to have a friend who doesn't care about each other's cultivation. Although there is a gap between you and the friends I think about, but only when your cultivation is far from mine, Still interacting with me as usual. I suddenly feel a little bit reluctant to kill you, so I can only change the way to make 'Wenren Wangshu' suffer."

"He ascended, and I only separated from him for a short time. When I ascended, we..."

"Pfft," Gongyang Tai Ah sprayed out laughing, "Don't get me wrong, I don't look down on you as a 'friend', but there is one thing I want to tell, sue before I disappear..."

Gongyang Tai'a hadn't finished speaking when Ji Li's Nine Heavens Profound Thunder stabbed him firmly in the stomach, and a mouthful of blood sprayed Brother Li's face.

"Muzi!" Although Big Brother Li knew that Muzi Li's body was now Gongyang Tai'a, he still couldn't help worrying about his younger brother, because Gongyang Tai'a said that his brother might come back, even if he was lying to him , Brother Li can only believe it now.

Wenren Wangshu wanted to run towards Ji Li in this gap, but Ji Li pushed him away, because the first purple-black sky thunder that was as thick as a tree was about to strike down.

"Don't come here, don't you want to die?!"

Gongyang Tai'a looked at the scene in front of him intoxicated: "Yes, yes, that's it, seeing the pain of seeing what you want but not getting what you want, I want you to taste it too!"

Wenren Wangshu became angry: "What you want is to destroy the world! Shouldn't you stop it?"

"Anyway, sooner or later we are all going to die, I just helped everyone one step ahead, so what's wrong?"