casual

Chapter 1 Old Old Gay

"Tan Si!" Cheng Zhiheng hid in a men's clothing store on the corner of the street, and said angrily, "You agreed to come and pick me up!"

"Farewell, Brother Heng," Tan Si said happily, holding the warm and fragrant soft jade in his arms, "My wife came here suddenly, we haven't seen each other for more than two months, can you understand?"

Why didn't he understand how he reunited after a long absence to finish work on the bed with dry firewood?

"Tsk." Cheng Zhiheng gritted his teeth, losing his temper, he hung up the phone and took a look outside.

This glance happened to meet Zhong Ying who was wearing a little white fairy dress outside the store. As soon as Zhong Ying saw him, she waved her arms excitedly at him with her white teeth bared through the glass store door, shaking her heart at the same time. Yun Xiao's shout sounded: "Coach Cheng! Look here!"

Look at your uncle!

Wearing a fairy dress, can you have a little fairy consciousness!

Cheng Zhiheng walked around the store speechlessly, looking for the back door where he could go out.

At this time, the waiter came over attentively and asked enthusiastically, "Handsome guy, do you want to buy clothes, pants, or a suit, our newest..."

Cheng Zhiheng interrupted her ruthlessly: "I'm looking for the back door, where is the back door of your shop?"

The waiter looked at him incredulously: "...Huh?"

"What?" Cheng Zhiheng saw that Zhong Ying was about to push the door open, and quickly said, "Beauty, what I mean is, where is the back door of your shop, I'm hiding."

The beauty was stupefied by him, and she pointed out to Cheng Zhiheng in a daze: "Over there, next to the wall with patterns, there is a corridor, just go straight out."

"Okay, thank you." After Cheng Zhiheng finished speaking, he immediately ran to the back door.

Zhong Ying walked into the store, just in time to see Cheng Zhiheng running out from the back door, she didn't even have time to say hello to the waiter, so she followed directly.

"Hey!" The waiter shouted after seeing it, "what are you doing, girl!"

The girl ignored her and continued to chase after her.

When Cheng Zhiheng came out of the back door, he didn't know where he was going. The back door of this high-end men's clothing store turned out to be a grocery street with various small stores. The space inside was clear at a glance. Where did he hide?

Zhong Ying must have chased him out, he had already heard the movement.

"Fuck me." Cheng Zhiheng spun around in place, his eyes suddenly caught sight of a 24-hour self-service sex toy shop next to a tableware shop, with gray curtains hanging on all sides, it was the best hiding place, Cheng Zhiheng was forced to Immediately, he didn't care about anything, and walked into the self-service sex toy store under the watchful eyes of the old men and women on the street.

Zhong Ying happened to come out from the back door at this time, her eyes swept the grocery street, and when she didn't find the target, she stomped her feet angrily, and then chased outside.

Cheng Zhiheng, who secretly observed in the self-service sex shop with a little curtain behind him, leaned against the wall and let out a long sigh.

Finally escaped.

In order to prevent going out and meeting Zhong Ying head-on right now, Cheng Zhiheng was not in a hurry to go out, he was still leaning against the wall, he was a little bored waiting, and had no interest in looking at those sex toys, so he could only watch casually in boredom There are vulgar small advertisements densely pasted on the wall.

Amongst a bunch of small advertisements for [-] yuan a night, half price for renting a house, and [-] yuan for a package, an oversized missing person notice stood out from the crowd and attracted Cheng Zhiheng's target.

Cheng Zhiheng has lived for 27 years, and he has seen eighty if not five hundred missing persons notices wandering by the roadside. Without exception, they are all old men and women who are bald and rascal, but this missing person notice is solid for Cheng Zhiheng to see. See the world.

"Missing notice: Gu Shu, male, 22 years old, 1.8 meters tall, with outstanding facial features, thin body, a scar on the side of his neck that is as long as an adult's palm, wearing a gray sportswear, on March 25 because of an argument with an elder at home At that time, two hairs were accidentally pulled off and he ran away in anger. He contacted him many times but failed, and has not returned yet.

If you have any information, please contact the Hengdu Hotel, and you will be rewarded heavily.

Contact number: 1555×××××××”

Cheng Zhiheng carefully read every word on the missing person notice, and then his eyes stayed on the photo with "outstanding facial features".

There was a burst of emotion in my heart.

Anyone who looks so handsome these days can disappear!

Or because the family is not careful!careless!Pulled out two of his hairs!

Just run away from home!

Also cut off all ties!

Are you so coquettish?

Not to be offended, Cheng Zhiheng thought to himself, if he really met this, he wouldn't dare to touch it, if he hurt someone's arm, that little squeamish would cry, make trouble and hang himself on the spot.

He was just thinking about it, when the phone rang, and it was Tan Si's unreliable call. Cheng Zhiheng swiped the screen, and answered the phone: "Uncle Tan, are you done? Are you okay? "

"Excuse me, I'm fine, why don't you try?"

"Tsk," Cheng Zhiheng continued to look at the missing person notice, "Don't make such a joke, be careful that one day I will really get angry with you, and then you can hug your wife and cry."

"Come on, forget about your little first kiss that you have worked so hard to keep for 27 years, and leave it to your true destiny. I don't know what you want to choose in the end. I tell you, gay It's also very pitiful, when you get older, you will be disgusted by others..."

"Okay, shut up," Cheng Zhiheng interrupted him unbearably, "Why do you worry about me, you straight steel man? If you have something to say, what is it that you want to tell me if you don't hug your wife?"

"Just now I received a call from our curator. His grandma's phone call is not good at any time. I was almost frightened by him... He said that someone named me to see you tomorrow. I don't know anything. Could you Alright, can the problem of turning off the mobile phone dedicated to work after work can be changed, now the whole world comes to me for anything, am I a carrier pigeon?"

"Tan Xinge, wait a minute, what did you just say, someone asked to see me by name? What do I want to see, a bad volleyball coach, who is still unknown in our volleyball stadium... Wait a minute, I probably know who it is , fuck it must be Zhong Ying, is she connected enough to command the curator? No, I won’t go tomorrow.”

"It's up to you, I'll send a letter, but if you want me to say that if it is really Zhong Ying, then she is really good enough. I don't know if I should praise her for being persistent or calling her cheap. You can be honest with her. You're gay, right? She's still chasing you all the time, she can do all kinds of threats and stalking, and I'll run away if it's me."

"I'm damned sooner or later she's going to drive me crazy."

Cheng Zhiheng was insane. Zhong Ying came to the volleyball hall to practice volleyball three months ago, and he was not in charge of him. He taught Zhong Ying just once, but he didn't expect to be favored just this time. Now, he doesn't know what's so good about him as an old gay, he's old, cold, hard and fierce, it's fucking annoying to death.

"Okay, okay, let's talk about tomorrow's matter tomorrow, you should have left Zhong Ying behind, where are you now, do you want me to pick you up?"

"Forget it's okay." Cheng Zhiheng lifted the door curtain and took a closer look outside, and walked out after confirming that there was no danger, "I'll just go back by myself, you can continue."

Tan Si: "..."

After Cheng Zhiheng hung up the phone, he put the phone back in his pocket and walked forward. He raised the flag in his heart - even if he canceled the BL comics in his bookcase tomorrow, he would not bow to Zhong Ying's forces , it is impossible for him to go.

The next day, the alarm clock rang countless times without getting tired of it, and Cheng Zhiheng tossed and turned on the bed like pancakes, and didn't get up in a daze.

In the end, it was his work phone that successfully woke up Cheng Zhiheng. The earth-shattering ringtone was louder than the alarm clock.

The caller is the curator.

Cheng Zhiheng almost immediately understood the purpose of the curator's call, and sure enough, the curator is still the usual person who doesn't talk too much: "Zhiheng, if I don't see you within 10 minutes, you won't come to see me again me."

Cheng Zhiheng immediately forgot about the flag he set yesterday, and responded with a smile: "Don't worry, curator, I'll definitely be there."

Before going out, Cheng Zhiheng deliberately took out his dusty padlock, closed the door of the bookcase, and firmly locked his cabinet of precious comics.