dog thief

Chapter 9

"Gong Chen" walked slowly back to Gong Chen's dormitory, and greeted Ouyang Wujiu at the door with a smile: "Squad leader!"

Ouyang Wujiu was stunned for a moment, and said: "Ha, this is the first time I hear you call me that."

"Gong Chen" paused blankly, holding the key in his hand without answering or panicking.As soon as the door was opened, an unpleasant smell of cat feces came over his face, and "Gong Chen" frowned.Chocolat was eating cat food on the table. Seeing Gongchen come back, he let out a meow and continued to eat cat food with his head down.

"Gong Chen" stared at the chocolate with bright eyes, contemptuously at its dirty appearance, and the excrement under the bed gave off an unpleasant smell.He can't accept it anyway, he doesn't like cats and dogs, because they are too dirty.It is estimated that this bed has been jumped on by chocolate, and when he thinks of that scene, he feels disgusting and disgusting.

"Shen Qingyan" dashed in quickly, jumped up and punched "Gong Chen" fiercely in the stomach.

"Gong Chen" clutched his stomach in pain, staggered a step, stared at "Shen Qingyan" with angry eyes, and cursed: "Are you crazy?"

"Shen Qingyan" threw his hands and feet viciously, and Ouyang Wujiu hugged "Shen Qingyan" immediately, and persuaded him with kind words: "Shen Qingyan, what's wrong with you? If you have something to say, talk it out!"

"Shen Qingyan" was so angry that his chest heaved heavily, his eyes were red, his whole body was trembling, and he roared angrily: "Fuck, did your mother turn into a star in the sky and blink her eyes before she had time to teach you how to care for animals? Or are you so dark since childhood? Why are you venting your anger on chocolate? Why should I help a pervert? Let you live in a mental hospital for the rest of your life, where it belongs to you."

"Gong Chen" rubbed his stomach, the pain was so painful that his internal organs were throbbing, as long as he took a breath, his stomach ached.He frowned tightly, gritted his teeth and said, "Why are you crazy?"

Ouyang Wujiu was pushed out of the dormitory by "Shen Qingyan", locked outside the door, threw the "How to Kill a Cat" paper in his pocket in front of "Gong Chen", and cursed angrily: "I'm kind enough to help you!" , you are safe and sound, why did you kill the cat? You have to be cured if you are sick, I am not a veterinarian, I am just a mage, I can only recite the mantra of passing away to save your mother, and ask if your mother is doing well in heaven. Nothing to say Did you say it? Are you dumb?"

Chocolate was stunned by the roar of "Shen Qingyan", jumped on the ground and roared a few times, then landed at the feet of "Gong Chen", rubbing against the legs of "Gong Chen".

"Gong Chen" raised his foot subconsciously, not wanting it to touch his body, and said very calmly, "Say something if you have something to say."

"If you have something to say? The voice of my rebirth mantra is very nice, and I can say even worse things. I know people like you. You were not happy when you were a child, right? Your mother is dead and your father is gone, so you just like this Darkness, you want to be a smiling tiger..."

"Gong Chen" kicked over suddenly, landed fiercely on "Shen Qingyan"'s leg, firmly grasped "Gong Chen"'s hands, and pressed his back firmly on the ground with his knees. Quick means shady.

"Let go, let go, let me go..." "Shen Qingyan" roared angrily, trying to struggle to get up, but was firmly pressed against the ground by "Gong Chen", unable to move.

"After death, people don't turn into stars. There is no scientific statement about where consciousness floats. Secondly, you are not a mage, and you are not even a Buddhist believer. You have to eat fast and bathe when you recite the mantra, and recite it devoutly in front of the Buddha." Saying "Gong Chen" increased the strength in his hands, and his tone was extremely indifferent.

"You're paralyzed...pain..."

"Say sorry to me!"

"I'm numb to you... it hurts... fuck..."

"What are you clamoring for? Say you're sorry for your rude words!"

"Fuck, I'm sorry..." "Shen Qingyan" roared angrily.

"Gong Chen" let go of "Shen Qingyan"'s hand, picked up the paper on the ground with two fingers in distaste, tore it into pieces and threw it into the trash can, and said calmly: "At first, I thought it was the cat's problem. Protect myself. I don't want to be a cat again, but right now, it's not about cats."

"So, if you didn't change your soul with me today, are you going to kill Chocolate today?" Gong Chen asked angrily.

"Gong Chen" said indifferently: "I originally planned not to kill him today, but to do it in a few days."

As soon as "Shen Qingyan" heard this, he rushed over angrily, raised his fist to punch "Gong Chen", but was stopped by his arm swiftly.

"Shen Qingyan" scolded angrily: "Are you sick? Can you go see a psychiatrist?"

"If you want to beat me, you have to wait until our bodies change back."

"Shen Qingyan" gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, isn't it just bumping? Come on, bump, hit to the death."

"Stop bumping, I'm tired, let's hit again tomorrow."

"Damn..." "Shen Qingyan" sat on the stool angrily, picked up the chocolate and played with it, while "Gong Chen" stood still.

Ouyang Wujiu knocked on the door: "Can I come in?"

"Gong Chen" walked over to open the door, and met the embarrassed Ouyang Wugui.As soon as the door was opened, the dormitory became much brighter, but "Gong Chen" felt very uncomfortable seeing the messy furnishings around Gong Chen and the cat food strewn all over the floor.Thinking of this living environment, he was devastated.He walked back to the dormitory, took a pair of rubber gloves and a large bag of sanitary products such as some alcohol and hand sanitizer for his own use, and returned to Gongchen's dormitory, sweeping and mopping the floor.

The fluff on the little orange cat fell on the top of "Shen Qingyan", and "Gong Chen" was very angry and helpless.

Ouyang Wujiu stared in surprise at the ground that "Gong Chen" had dragged five or six times, and then wiped the ground repeatedly with a paper towel, especially the area of ​​Gong Chen.Seeing that he was about to clean up Gongchen's table, "Shen Qingyan" hurriedly shouted in a low voice: "You don't need to pretend to be kind, I think my table is very good. Anyway, I will change it back tomorrow, I don't need you."

Ouyang Wujiu was confused, not knowing what happened to the two of them.

"Okay!" "Gong Chen" replied softly, and after washing his hands for two or three minutes, he said firmly to "Shen Qingyan", "I want to take a bath!"

"Fuck, were you a fish in your previous life? You just like taking baths and soaking in water?"

"clothing!"

"Shen Qingyan" stayed in the dormitory all day, playing with the chocolate in the dormitory, and went outside to play with the chocolate in the evening.

"When you meet Liu Wenhang, don't let him touch you!"

"Look at my mood, I'm still angry about you wanting to kill chocolate, don't order me, believe it or not, I'll hug Liu Wenhang directly." "Shen Qingyan" said in a cold voice, gave "Gong Chen" a blank look, and turned to face Sipping the chocolate, she instantly became gentle: "Chocolate, my brother will take you to play..."

"Gong Chen" was really afraid of what "Shen Qingyan" said just now, put on his shoes, and hurriedly followed behind "Shen Qingyan". "Shen Qingyan" also knew that he was right behind, so he stepped on puddles, kicked garbage bags when he saw them, and finally took the chocolate directly to the garbage dump.

"Gong Chen" stood far away looking at the smelly garbage dump, his nose sore.He couldn't take it anymore, he took out a tissue from his pocket and retched in disgust, until he was dizzy and tears flowed unconsciously.

The garbage dump really smells bad, "Shen Qingyan" just came over for a stroll, and quickly ran along the other road, throwing off "Gong Chen" who was trailing behind, and said, "Cut, still with me? Silly Fork...isn't that right, Choco, he's just a silly Cha...Fortunately, I still like him, but I won't in the future, I hate him. He actually wants to kill you, Choco, don't worry, brother loves you the most."

"Meow……"

"Come down to play? Okay, then you have fun..." As soon as "Shen Qingyan" put down the chocolate, the chocolate spread its wings like a bird in a cage, and rushed to the garbage dump, invincible.

"Chocolate, chocolate...don't go to the garbage dump, it smells..." "Shen Qingyan" followed and ran back to the garbage dump, but the speed of the chocolate was so fast that he couldn't catch it at all.One person and one cat ran in the garbage dump, and the ground was wet and slippery.Shen Qingyan usually likes to be clean, and is afraid of touching the water on the bathroom floor, so his slippers are tall and thick.

"Shen Qingyan" tripped over the thick and tall slippers, and fell directly on the garbage bag full of flies. He jumped up in disgust, and ran to the side to retch.

"Chocolate, you can't come here again, my brother doesn't want you anymore."

"Fuck, you really can't come here? It's so smelly there, why did you go there?" "Shen Qingyan" raised his hands and feet full of dirty water, and leaned against the wall helplessly, thinking, it seems that the cat cage I bought is more useful , I will lock you up next time.

Choco was dirty from playing, and went straight to "Gong Chen" in the distance. When Gong Chen saw the chocolate full of dirty water running towards him, he was frightened and ran away.

"Shen Qingyan" laughed loudly, and tried his best to chase after Chocolate, while Chocolate tried his best to chase "Gong Chen" who fled in embarrassment.Two people and one cat chased each other in the huge playground.

"Gong Chen, catch it for me..." "Gong Chen" was frightened and panicked. He only knew to run, but he didn't know where to go. In the end, he ran in a big circle on the playground to "Shen Qing" Inkstone" side.

When he ran to "Shen Qingyan", he found that it was also a walking trash can, and it stinks to the heavens. "Gong Chen" wanted to escape from "Shen Qingyan", but was hugged by "Shen Qingyan", and shouted: "Don't you like to be clean? Tell you to hit me...I'll disgust you...disgusting you..."

"Let go, let go..." "Gong Chen" smelled the smell of garbage so disgusted that he vomited out on the spot, "Shen Qingyan" let him go in panic when he saw this, and patted him on the back.

"Gong Chen" squatted down in discomfort, and shook off his hand, with a sinister look revealed in the depths of his eyes.When Chocolate ran to ask for a hug, "Gong Chen" yelled, "Get lost!"

Chocolate stepped back in shock, staring at "Gong Chen" with aggrieved eyes, slowly testing "Gong Chen's" attitude, and finally wilting his head.

After returning to the dormitory, "Gong Chen" occupied the bathroom alone, "Shen Qingyan" took a bath with chocolate, and then went back to Shen Qingyan's dormitory to take a bath by himself.After dinner, I went back to my dormitory to feed the chocolate, but "Gong Chen" still didn't come out.Ouyang Wujiu has already gone to the classroom to study, he is the only one in the dormitory.

"Shen Qingyan" stayed in the dormitory for nearly two hours, and the bathroom door never opened, thinking, Shen Qingyan wouldn't faint in it, right?He knocked on the bathroom door uneasily, and there was the sound of flushing water, and the man snorted coldly, "Who?"

"Shen Qingyan" slammed the door angrily, "You have been washing for two hours, come out, what did you do to my body?"

After a while, "Gong Chen" suddenly opened the bathroom door, his fingers were wrinkled from the soak, every piece of skin that could be seen on his body was rubbed red, the cuticle was almost weak, and the surface skin seemed to be burned.

"Can you stop washing it for so long? That's my body, why do you wash it so many times? You have to have a degree when you love cleanliness."

"Gong Chen" asked coldly in a low voice, "How many times have you washed it?"

"One time, one time is very clean..." As soon as "Shen Qingyan" finished speaking, "Gong Chen" grabbed his hand fiercely and walked towards the bathroom.

"I don't wash, I have already washed..."

"Go in and wash for me!"

"Shen Qingyan" stared at "Gong Chen" resolutely, "If I don't wash, are you crazy? Believe it or not, I'm rolling on the ground right now, and then hugging you."

"Gong Chen" immediately let go of "Shen Qingyan"'s hand, went to the sink and washed his hands for a few minutes.

"Can you stop washing? If you wash my hands again, you will almost wipe them off..."