Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

Chapter 82

The "video call" continued for a while, until late at night, when Jiang Shuke promised to go home before the Laba Festival this year, and the two sides ended the communication.

After meeting her son and chatting for so long, Miss Liu left the wheat field refreshed, and when she left, she didn't forget to take away the earworms that Cheng Zi had just caught, and told Cheng Zi and Linjiang Immortal to be more careful. The movement in the field.

"Don't worry." Immortal Linjiang rubbed the sleeping cat on her lap, and answered concisely and reassuringly.

As he spoke, Cheng Zi opened his eyelids in a daze, obviously sleepy to the point where his mind was a mess, but he insisted on enduring it, and wriggled onto Immortal Linjiang's arm like a cat, and pressed his belly up to wrap it up.

"Meow?"

Cold?

The sound of glutinous rice that he was trapped in stretched softly and melted into the firelight warmly.

Immortal Linjiang's hands were warmed by his belly, and he said amusedly, "It's midsummer now, and the night is breezy, I just feel cool, how could it be cold?"

Cheng Zi squinted his cat's eyes and blinked, his dull mind finally realized what question he asked, and immediately smiled foolishly.

"Meow……"

He turned over and lay on his back between the arms of his lover, with his front paws curled up in front of his chest, his tail quietly wrapped around his wrist, and he was patted on the remaining point.

Knowing that he was extremely sleepy, Immortal Linjiang raised his eyes to look at the sky, and it was still two hours before dawn.

He didn't want his cat to turn orange cat eyes into panda eyes, so he rubbed the cat's head and whispered in Cheng Zi's ear, "Sleep, I'll call you tomorrow morning."

"Wow meow..."

Cheng Zi shook his head, and wanted to stay with him for a while longer, but he couldn't open his eyes.

Immortal Linjiang didn't persuade him, and patted him lightly with his palm. After a while, he couldn't resist the turbulent drowsiness and fell asleep.

The night became quiet, and the chatter and laughter under the thatched sheds around the field turned into snores, and even the hibernating earworms in the ground fell asleep, only the sound of the burning fire echoed from time to time.

In the summer night, the quieter the moment, the stronger the night wind blows, and they blow the wheat field undulating, making a soft rustling sound.

Immortal Linjiang looked up at Xingyue who was sleeping on the wind. There was a bonfire beside him, and his beloved cat was enveloped by the flames.

No regrets in life.

Early the next morning, while Cheng Zi was still asleep, rustling conversations could be heard in his ears.

It wasn't that kind of loud noise, and even both parties in the conversation lowered the volume deliberately to take him into consideration.But because the distance is too close, there will still be sound coming in.

Confused, Cheng Zi subconsciously distinguished who the two voices belonged to.

One of them is easy to recognize, it is Linjiang Immortal who accompanied him day and night.The other one is very recognizable, but it is a little strange. He recalled it for a while before he remembered that it was a goddess.

Um?The goddess came down to earth?

Cheng Zi woke up most of the time, his drooping ears perked up, and he listened carefully to what the two of them had to say.

"He said he would tell me half a year's story after the Heavenly Demon Tribulation is over." The celestial girl's tone was cold, "Although you are the mountain god of Jishan, don't even think about lying on his behalf."

What the hell?When did I agree?

When Cheng Zi heard this, he suddenly felt that he had lost his memory.

Immortal Linjiang's eyebrows twitched, and she lowered her head to look at the cat on her lap. When she saw his ears sticking out, she knew he was awake.

"When did Cheng Zi promise this?" He asked calmly, "I never heard him talk about it."

The celestial girl paused, as if she just remembered to add this sentence: "Little Phoenix agreed on his behalf. But no matter who it is, the conditions have been promised to me anyway, and I also helped you smash the demon's lair, so you can't go back on your word."

Little Phoenix!

Cheng Zi gritted his teeth secretly, wanting to kill a certain bad friend who was still on the way back.

"This matter... it's inconvenient for me to promise for you, whether you want to fulfill the promise, you ask Chengzi." As he spoke, Linjiang Immortal poked the cat's head, "Don't pretend to be asleep, we all know you're awake."

"..."

Cheng Zi pursed her lips, and reluctantly opened her eyes, just in time to meet the gaze cast by the goddess.

She was dressed in white, with narrow sleeves and a stand-up collar, and she was heroic, with a sword on her back, a serious face, as if she was afraid that he would refuse, and her right hand was clenched.

"Meow--"

Cheng Zi sat up slowly, and after greeting the goddess, he wanted to lick his messy sleeping hair to delay the door, so Immortal Linjiang covered her hand and smoothed it out for him one by one.

The plan could not be carried out, so he glared at Immortal Linjiang.

"Little kitty, don't think about breaking the contract." The goddess took off the sword on her back and put it across her knees, aggressively, "If you break the contract, I will come to fight with your mountain god every day, so that he has no time to spend time with you... ...to cook for you."

The last sentence was added on the spur of the moment, she remembered that Xiao Fenghuang told her that Cheng Zi liked to eat the food cooked by Lin Jiangxian.

Hearing this, Immortal Linjiang felt very novel.

He never thought that he would one day be used to threaten others.

"Meow!"

Of course I won't break the contract!What kind of stories does Sister Tiannv want to hear?

Cheng Zi was thinking about how to blame Little Phoenix. Hearing this, his back straightened and the cat sat upright. Even the stump of hair on the top of his head was full of righteousness.

Only then did the goddess soften her expression: "It's all good. As long as it's related to the ancient heaven, it's all good."

"Meow meow!"

Cheng Zi thought for a while, then nodded in agreement without hesitation.

But he also put forward a condition, that is, let himself and Linjiang Xian go home to wash up and have breakfast before coming to tell her.

Anyway, Yinyuzhen wouldn't run away with long legs, and the goddess sat down with a golden knife, and agreed without hesitation.

On the way home, Immortal Linjiang put the straw hat knitted last night on Cheng Zi's head and said, "If you don't want to tell a story, I can push it for you."

"Meow meow meow!"

Cheng Zi shook his head vigorously.

Immortal Linjiang is no match for Tiannv, which can be seen from his ending in the previous life.

Cheng Zi shuddered at the thought of his death at the hands of the goddess. If the goddess hadn't redeemed her sins and lost her life in the previous life, he would never have talked to the goddess in this life.

But if that's the case, he also wants to tease the goddess a little bit, and let out a sigh of relief for the Linjiang fairy in his previous life.

As for how to play tricks...

My lord, do you know such famous episodes as "Yang Jian Saves His Mother", "Chen Xiang Saves His Mother", "Monkey Steals Peach" and "Havoc in Heaven"?

It doesn't matter if you don't recognize it, you'll hear it right away!

Cheng Zi grinned, her round eyes were full of slyness and eagerness before doing something bad.

Immortal Linjiang smiled slightly, hugged him and kissed him: "You want to play tricks again?"

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi turned his head away and firmly denied it.

Maomao is not wicked.

……

Two quarters of an hour later, Tiannv, who was about to run out of patience, finally waited for her storyteller Mao Mao.

At that time, Cheng Zi, wearing a straw hat, walked up to her mighty and majesticly with his head up, and squatted with his paws together, full of momentum.

Seeing this, the goddess straightened her back inexplicably, feeling vaguely in her heart that what he was going to tell herself this time was an incredible story.

And her hunch was right.Because Cheng Zi wanted to tell her a hodgepodge story.

From Yang Jian's failure to save his mother by splitting the mountain, to Sun Wukong being recruited, stealing flat peaches, and causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace, to Chen Xiang's success in saving his mother.

Under the world view of this story, the image of Tianting is not positive, or even glorious.

Yang Jian's mother-saving action failed due to the heavenly court, and he could only watch his mother being roasted to death in ten days; Although he changed the fate of himself and his mother, he failed to change the lifeless heaven.

Realistic, cruel, indifferent.

They are all interpreted vividly by the unreasonable rules of heaven and the gods who have their own calculations.

Of course Cheng Zi would not treat Gu Tianting as a villain template, that would be too low-level.

If he wants to talk, he must talk about people's hearts, interests, and calculations.Treat the fairy as a human being and weave a story that is true and cruel enough.

Only in this way can the heavenly girl's heart that yearns for Gu Tianting be shaken, and she will be self-doubt, entangled and uncomfortable, and finally she will lose her hair in handfuls.

Cheng Ziguang laughed out loud just thinking about such a scene.

So he became more motivated, shook his hair, and meowed meowingly at the goddess.

This meow, from morning to evening.

And the goddess, also followed his narration to undergo a baptism and reshaping of concepts.

Yang Jian grew up from being a gangster in Guanjiangkou to being forced to grow up overnight. After many hardships, he finally got the axe. He tried his last hope to rescue his mother who was imprisoned because of falling in love with ordinary people. In the end, he could only watch his mother die Under ten suns.

In the story, the young god's eyes are tearing apart, and his heart is in pain, but he can only swallow the blood in his throat, turn around and take away his sister, and join the heavenly court for survival and revenge in the future, becoming Erlang Xianshengzhenjun.

Later, the younger sister was also suppressed under Mount Hua for repeating the mistakes of her mother, but this time the executioner changed from the top ten Golden Crows to himself.

Yang Jian was forced to go through a heart-piercing, skinned and boned so-called growth. When Cheng Zi said that he was standing in the Yunxiao Palace, looking at the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, with a silent and forbearing edge in his eyes. The sword hissed faintly in its sheath.

Then, there is the story of Monkey King.

In this narration, there is no thousands-year-old layout and rivalry between Taoism and Buddhism, no learning from the Western Paradise and nine-nine-eight-one disasters, only a stubborn stone monkey and a harsh and just heaven.

The stone monkey learns from a teacher and is named Wukong. The Bodhi Patriarch taught him many unique skills and expelled him from the school.

When he prostrated himself at the foot of the mountain gate and wept, the eyes of the goddess turned red.

The stone monkey summoned the monkeys from Huaguo Mountain, proclaimed himself the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, and was not under the control of the heavenly court.

The stone monkey was recruited by the heavenly court, but learned that he was only a small official, and stole the peaches in anger. When the peach feast was made, the heavenly maiden had already heard that something was wrong, but was infected by his arrogance, and secretly gripped the hilt of her sword tightly.

The stone monkey was besieged by hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals without dying, and was thrown into an alchemy furnace by the Taishang Laojun without melting. Finally, he stood unequivocally on the opposite side of the heavenly court and angrily denounced the hypocrisy of the heavenly court.

Looking at what the heavens did to the stone monkeys, it is not difficult to see that the so-called fairy world is actually no different from the intriguing human court.

He tried to recruit security with sweet words, but because of his humble background, the stone monkey was not reused.

The stone monkey became angry and made trouble in the Lingxiao Palace, and the immortals didn't explain or appease them. They came up and yelled and killed them, and even chased them down Huaguo Mountain, killing countless monkeys.

When the stone monkey turned against the heavenly court, the heavenly court's reaction was equally fierce and ruthless. The one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals would kill not only him, but also his kind, his subordinates, and countless innocent lives on Huaguo Mountain.

One pile after another, it's really disgraceful.

But Heaven is not useless.

The immortals are constantly calculating with each other, but they really care and love the common people in the mortal world.They performed their duties conscientiously and conscientiously, and they have not had a day off since they became immortals.

And Tian Tiao itself, though harsh, is just as fair.Preserve every mortal justly, and treat all gods justly.

The free-spirited stone monkey and the harsh and ruthless heaven were doomed to confront each other from the moment they met, and today's battle is doomed.

In the absence of external force, this arrangement, which can be called fate, fits perfectly, which is shocking.

Tiannv guessed the ending almost instantly, and couldn't bear to listen.

But the ending still came as promised.

It was Zhenjun Erlang who came forward to fight the stone monkey.

Wuzhishan without Tathagata Buddha, Monkey King was not suppressed.Without the golden cicada and the nine-nine-eight-one disaster, the Monkey King was not converted into a fighting Buddha in the end.

He never lost to anyone, but was trapped by the shackles of the incarnation of Tiantiao, suppressed in the abyss of no light, deprived of light, and deprived of freedom.

This story ends with the meeting between Zhenjun Erlang and the stone monkey.

Zhenjun asked him if he regretted his madness.

The stone monkey sank into the dark ground, its body bound by golden chains, but its eyes shone brightly.

He said, I have had a good time in my life.

After hearing this sentence, the goddess drew out her sword expressionlessly.

Compared with Yang Jian and Stone Monkey, Chen Xiang's story is very comfortable.

His growth was guided by just the right tribulations, his uncle secretly escorted him, and he even got a part of the stone monkey's true biography.

Accept the experience step by step, and then become stronger, and then rescue the mother under Huashan Mountain so smoothly, and get what you want.

However, although it was a happy ending, Tiannv felt more aggrieved than the previous two stories.

Because there is no resistance in Chen Xiang's fate, not even a little bit.

Yang Jian's resistance to Tiantiao, and Stone Monkey's resistance to authority, he has none of them.

On the contrary, his existence just confirms and complies with the justice of the heavenly court.

Because his growth was created by Tianting alone, he promoted the birth of Xin Tiantiao, so he used his own credit to offset his mother's sins, and was entitled to the diametrically opposite ending to Yang Jian.

During this process, Tianting eradicated some moths, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother began to repent, and the old Tiantiao happily died for the smooth birth of their companions, as if this long and sad story finally ushered in a bright ending.

Is this really the case?

Is it really?

The goddess was not happy at all, she just felt bored.But this ending was so logical that she felt that her displeasure seemed unreasonable, and she didn't even know where to start talking.

Watching her changing expression, Cheng Zi slowly escaped from the story, feeling refreshed, but at the same time trembling with pain from the knife he issued.

What does it mean to injure one thousand enemies and one thousand and one self-injury?

Raising his paw and pressing his forehead, Cheng Zi felt stupid.

At this time, the goddess got up suddenly, and walked out with a murderous look... no, she flew to the sky.

Cheng Zi was afraid that she would be too angry and demolish Yinyu Town, so he hurriedly followed her out.When I got to the edge of the shed, I saw her setting off "fireworks" in the sky.

The mighty sword energy of the Nine Swords of the Heavenly Nv stirred up the sunset clouds and smashed them inch by inch, and then spewed them out.

Even the afterglow of the setting sun was involved in it, splashing into a magnificent streamer.

Cheng Zi raised his head, dumbfounded.

Wow!So spectacular!

People in the field also stopped to watch.

Immortal Linjiang finished her work at hand, saw this scene, and rushed to Cheng Zi's side helplessly, and poked the naughty cat.

"What did you say to her?"

Cheng Zi turned his eyes away, guilty, but meowed confidently.

I didn't, it wasn't me, don't blame me.

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