Chapter 133
Chapter 133
In fact, Liu Mozi guessed correctly, this group of clan elders came here today, it really wasn't for Liu Mozi's family.
Village Chief Liu also squinted his eyes and relaxed.He still knew this group of old men to some extent, and they basically vented their breath through one nostril.As long as this person's attitude is soft, the group of people must be aware of it.
Seeing that the old man was happy, Liu Han hurriedly said: "The elders around have already arrived, it's getting late now, why don't we just stay in the village, and tomorrow we'll go to the shop and have a look."
Although the clan elders intend to go to Tianyue Xiao's family to see the world, at least this Liu Han is also a brother who came out of their Liu family village, so he has a bright face when he talks about it, doesn't he?But staying overnight at someone else's house, everyone is not so thick-skinned, and relying on the old to sell the old is not such a way of selling, is it?Repeatedly declined.
"It's not in a hurry, if my brother has such a heart, we old men can rest assured."
Several people chatted happily with Liu Han, while Liu Mazi was very anxious at the side.
After finally finding an opportunity to interject, Village Chief Liu had sharp eyes, stood up first, and said, "I don't think it's getting too early, so we have to go back quickly, or we will be discredited. We are all old bones, and we can't stand the trouble." .”
Liu Han then stood up, hurriedly called Zheng Zhi over, and ordered: "Hurry up and get someone to prepare two carriages and put some quilts on them. It's cold. In addition, prepare some bird's nests brought back by the second brother who ran a business. .”
Liu Mazi's eyes lit up when he heard the bird's nest, and he reached out to stab Liu Zhongqiang again.Bird's nest is a good thing. If you can get some bird's nest first, it won't be a loss if you go back and exchange it for money, right?
Didn't Liu Zhongqiang know what Liu Mazi was thinking?But he could see it better than Liu Mozi. These clan elders were clearly on the same line as Liu Han, and even the village head spoke for Liu Han everywhere.
Originally, he hadn't disliked Liu Han so much, but now it was because of his self-esteem. He felt that Liu Han, a junior, had more face than him, so he immediately became unconvinced and sat on the stool without moving.
A group of clan elders all walked to the door and found that their tails were missing.
Village Chief Liu took a look and sighed. He wanted to give Liu Zhongqiang a little face, but this person didn't seem to know how to cherish it at all.
"From the Liu family, you are..."
Liu Zhongqiang snorted, and said coldly: "The village head and patriarch are leaving today, but I, Liu Zhongqiang, have something to do, so I can't leave."
Liu Han chuckled secretly, turned around and said respectfully, "I don't know what's the matter with this uncle?"
Hearing Liu Han's address, Liu Zhongqiang immediately slapped his palm on the table, and his anger was self-evident: "I have no elders, and I don't even call you uncle? Brother Liu Han, don't tell me you don't care about my Liu family ancestors?" !"
Liu Han smiled and said, "I can't understand what this uncle is saying."
Liu Mazi snatched up: "He is your uncle, you are so shameless, even your uncle is called Uncle, you will have to pay back in the future? I am afraid that the six relatives will not recognize you." This yin and yang voice sounded quite disgusting. human.
Liu Han was happy, and took the time to look at Liu Mazi, and after he finished muttering, he said: "My dear, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense."
Liu Mozi said stubbornly: "Why am I talking nonsense? Liu Han Xiaozai. Zhong, why don't you admit it, the elders of the clan have listened. Could it be that they are all old and deaf?" After falling, Village Chief Liu's face darkened.
The clan elders walking in front were even more resentful.
They all live one day longer, and if they can delay one day, they earn money. When Liu Mazi said that people are old and deaf, it can be regarded as touching the scales of these old men.When even one of them raised his crutches and scolded Liu Mozi: "Why, our group of immortals are getting in the way of your deafness. Could it be that you want to talk about it?"
"I said Liu Han, you bastard. Zhong, how can I say you." Liu Maizi didn't know how to apologize.
This old man has a small mind and can't tolerate sand.Hearing what Liu Mozi said, the balance in my heart was tilted toward Liu Han: "You look like this, do you want to show some face? Open your mouth and shut up. You're an idiot. I look at you like an idiot, old man!"
Liu Mazi's eyes turned red immediately: "Hey, I said old man, what are you talking about, you bastard! You have to explain it to me today! I said he is a bastard. Could it be that there is a fake?"
This elder of the clan is also a person who can talk, so he didn't leave immediately, and moved tremblingly in front of Liu Mazi, staring: "Liu Mazi, I look at your mouth, it smells worse than a dog's mouth! My brother I don’t care about your shit, I’m not afraid of dying and going to hell, put the frying pan on the cutting board.”
Liu Mazi also glared: "I said that you are not dead. If you want to cook oil, you have to go in for decades! Han Mazi had an affair with a surnamed Zhuang, and gave birth to a little bastard. You will protect me, and I will Look at the origins of the two in your family are unknown, right? Look, you old man is powerful enough to hide such a big thing, and it's all hidden in the coffin!"
The clan elder was on the verge of collapse with anger, Liu Han was really worried that this person would be pissed off by Liu Mazi, but it was really difficult for him to intervene.This Liumaizi's mouth is also true, she doesn't accumulate virtue at all.
Village head Liu was also furious when he heard that, and immediately shouted at Liu Zhongqiang: "Liu Zhongqiang, is this your family's son? It's a big treason, it's a big treason!"
Liu Zhongqiang kept complaining, turned his head and yelled at Liu Mazi: "What nonsense!"
Liu Mozi threw Liu Zhongqiang far away, and said angrily: "Why am I talking nonsense? You little bastard. Isn't it that Han Mozi gave birth to Liu's family behind your back? He gave birth to a wild one. No way Said, still occupying the Liu family property. That day, Yue Xiao’s family was not as good as the Liu family’s property? If he wants to be a farmer now, he has to return the shop to my Liu family!”
As soon as the words fell, the meaning was already obvious.That is to want Liu Han's idea industry, Liu Han thinks that this person is so thick-skinned that it is prohibitive.
He immediately laughed and clapped his hands: "I really admire Liu Mozi's words, but I don't know if you are afraid that Lord Yan will cut his tongue. I heard that after this person dies, he will get the Palace of King Yan. Lord Yama has an account of what he did during his lifetime. Hell asks a question, and the ghost has to answer. If he tells a lie, the little ghost will come up and cut his tongue. If the tongue is cut so hard that he can’t speak When the words come, put people into the oil pan again. When you stop lying, whether you should be cast as a beast or something else, it will be decided by the judge. Liu Mozi, I don’t know that your tongue can withstand a few knives from a kid ?”
Liu Mazi swayed immediately, lacking in confidence.
Liu Han said again: "What's more, I don't know when I, Liu Han, became your Liu family. But my small shop, I never imagined that so many people would miss it."
Liu Mozi's nose turned high: "Why, I don't even know my surname Liu?" Now he was full of confidence, turned his head and said to a group of clan elders who were still angry: "Clan elders, this brother But even the ancestors are about to abandon, why, am I talking nonsense like this?" The complacency in the words almost soared to the sky.
"Shut up!" Village Chief Liu suddenly became angry. He pointed at Liu Mozi, his fingers trembling: "I said you are like this, why don't you show your face? Really, the elders of the clan don't know your heart What's the idea in the house?" He really convinced Liu Zhongqiang's family.
At first he thought it was just Liu Mazi acting as a demon alone, but now he understood that Liu Zhongqiang just let such a man talk nonsense without stopping him, it was obvious that he was out of his nose and calculating How about some of them old guys.
"Clan elders, I see that some of us old guys have been put together this time. This Liu Mozi wants to have the cheek to ask for his brother's storefront. I don't have the cheek to be an old man." After finishing speaking, he waved his hands and left .
Liu Han winked at Zheng Zheng, and Zheng Zheng hurriedly followed.This old man walked in such a hurry, what if he fell down?
Seeing that the village chief had left, Liu Mazi said quite proudly: "Clan elders, I have to explain this matter today. Since this Liu Han is from my Liu family, now I am the only one in my family. The husband is alone. According to this calculation, Han Mazi and Liu Han are not in my family? But this Han Mazi wants to live with Master Zhuang. The small family belongs to my family, so let’s leave it alone. If not, let’s talk about it according to the law of our ancestors. This brother married on both sides, not to mention soaking in a pig cage, then he should get rid of it family is not?"
Liu Han was not in a hurry, he wanted to see how many of these people wanted to peel off his body.
Just as he was thinking about it, the clan elder who pointed at Liu Mozi with his cane first became furious, swung his cane and threw it at Liu Mozi.He smashed it and said with a broken voice, "Why did my Liu family accept you, a heartless brother, into the house? Old man, if I don't teach you a lesson today, I will have nothing to say to see the ancestors of the Liu family!"
How can Liu Mozi admit defeat?Immediately after dodging, he also cursed at the top of his voice: "You old bastard, you eat inside and out! It's obvious that Liu Han is a bastard. You ran away with the wild man with the family's property, and you beat me. You are blind!" "
Liu Mazi scolded here, and the relatives and friends of the clan elders over there were not happy, after several times, the two groups actually fought into a ball.Don't look at this group of people who are always in their seventies and eighties, rolling up their sleeves and fighting, it's not bad at all.Over there, Liu Zhongqiang and Liu Zhuang didn't dare to really fight, so Liu Maizi was alone.
Liu Han watched a scene for free, worried that something might happen, so he hurriedly asked to separate the two groups.
The clan elders are not happy about being pulled away.
"Don't pull me, old man, if I don't teach this little monkey a lesson today, I've lived so many decades in vain!"
Liu Han raised his forehead, and thought to himself, you old man is really not afraid of death at such an old age?He thought so, but he didn't dare to say so on the face.He hurriedly stepped forward to appease him and said, "Grandpa Clan, don't be as knowledgeable as they are. How can you go to my store to play when you are so angry? Brother, let me start with the words. If you are not in good health, then I will But I dare not let you run around. If something happens, why don’t you panic me to death?”
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