The Cannon Fodder Strikes Back

Chapter 82

After Yun Jinshu sent Kidney Dou to the kindergarten, he rode his bicycle to work.

The little guy walked into the gate with a small schoolbag on his back at first, and then ran out quickly after his father walked away, lying on the kindergarten gate and looking around. go up.

"Uncle Charizard!"

The little guy pounced on him like a meat ball, plunged his head limply into Han Jiang's arms, and rubbed him enthusiastically. The corners of Han Jiang's mouth kept turning up, up, and up again.

He reached out and picked him up on his shoulders, his heart fluctuated a few times, as if he felt the wonder of blood relationship even more deeply the moment he touched this child.

"Douzi, do you miss me?"

Kidney Dou nodded vigorously, grabbed a lock of Han Jiang's hair with her small hand and said, "Douzi really wants to drip, but uncle doesn't come to see me. Where have you been, uncle?"

"Well...Uncle, go find a way to solve some troubles with your father."

"Is that trouble solved now? Why don't you want Dad to see it?" The little guy asked with his head tilted, half understanding.

Han Jiang smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "Not yet, so uncle can't see your father, otherwise he will be unhappy."

Kidney Dou felt that this question was too complicated, beyond the scope of whether meat stuffed buns or ham sausages were delicious, so he could only nod half understanding.

"Then uncle, please do your best to make Dad happy."

Han Jiang nodded with a smile, and raised his hand to scrape Kidney Dou's little nose. At this time, the class bell rang, and the kindergarten teacher came out of the classroom, and saw the little guy in Han Jiang's arms at a glance.

This teacher was the one she met in the hospital last time. She recognized Han Jiang and greeted with a smile, "Hello, Mr. Han. I was looking for kidney beans everywhere. I didn't expect him to run out again after seeing you." ah."

Han Jiang greeted him politely, put Kidou down, rubbed his head and said, "Douzi, it's getting late, follow the teacher to class."

Kidney Dou was very afraid that Han Jiang would disappear for a long time after leaving like this, so she leaned over pitifully, reached out and grabbed his trousers, raised her head and said, "Uncle, I will make Dad happy, can you stop leaving? "

Of course Han Jiang hated him, but if Yun Jinshu knew that he refused to let Kidou go to class and abducted him without authorization, wouldn't it be more difficult to explain clearly?

"Be good, Douzi. I won't leave. Uncle promises you that you will see me after you finish class at noon, okay?"

Kidney Dou shook his head vigorously, hugged his leg and did not let go, "No, you adults never count your words. You said you wanted to accompany Douzi last time, but you left! You are not allowed to go, I will take you Go see dad."

This time Han Jiang had a hard time, but the teacher next to him covered his mouth and laughed, "Why don't you come along with Mr. Han, anyway, this morning is a parent-child activity class, and many parents of children are here. Kidou's father Because I'm a teacher, I can't just ask for leave, so you can just take my place, isn't it good?"

After hearing this, Han Jiang's heart moved, "Can I really go in?"

The female teacher nodded, "Of course, every parent-child activity class, Little Kidney is alone. He will be happy if you can follow him this time."

Kidney Dou's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he jumped up and down excitedly, "That's right, Douzi almost forgot about it, uncle, you can go to class with me, Dad said he likes children the most!"

Han Jiang couldn't help laughing out loud. Unexpectedly, Kidou, a young guy, has a great ability to catch people's minds. One sentence hit his vital point. Now everyone knows how to use Yunjin Book to bargain.

In the end, he turned off his mobile phone, put aside the messy things in S City, and walked into the kindergarten holding Kidou's little hand.

No matter what big things he has, it's not as important as being with Jinshu and his son.

The so-called parent-child activity classes are actually parents taking their children to play "two people with three legs".

The children in the class are divided into two groups. Each parent leads their children to form a team. Teams compete with each other. Whoever wins will add a point to his own group. The last group that wins will be rewarded with apples and A little red flower, and the group that failed will also get a consolation lollipop.

This kind of competition requires a high degree of tacit cooperation between parents and children. Many children have already practiced many times with their parents at home a day in advance, so they are full of confidence when they play, and they must compete with each other.

Seeing that the score between the two groups was tied at 9:9, Kidou, who was the last to enter the stage, stood on the sidelines, feeling anxious, twisting the hem of his clothes with his small hands, and puffed up his bun face as if worried.

Han Jiang was amused by his son's serious expression, rubbed his hair and said, "What's the matter, looking at the wrinkled little face, I almost caught up with the little old man. Don't worry if you have uncle."

Kidney Dou still felt a little uneasy with a shy face, "But my uncle hasn't even practiced with me. What if we fall down in a while, it will not only embarrass me, but also lose the game."

Han Jiang raised his eyebrows, bent his eyes and squatted down to look at him and said, "Douzi, how about this, let's make a bet, if uncle helps you mess up the game, uncle will treat you to dinner, fried chicken legs Baozi, you can eat whatever you want, if uncle wins, I will also treat you to dinner, but you want to call uncle differently, how about it?"

"Another name? What's your name if you don't call him Uncle?" Kidney Dou tilted her head, rubbed her chin with her fingers, with a look of incomprehension.

"Well, just call him Dad." Han Jiang smiled frankly, with a sense of joy in fooling his son.

"But Douzi has a father. Dad said that there can only be one father, and Dad and Daddy Douzi can't tell which father it is."

Han Jiang was so dazed by his son's "Dad" that he didn't come out after going around for a long time, so he continued to say in a persuasive way, "You call me Dad without telling Jin Shu, he doesn't know anyway, you can wait until he is in front of you." Change your mouth, you idiot."

Kidney Dou shook his head very resolutely, with a puffy face, clenched his fists and said, "Watch!"

"Douzi has a father, and Douzi wants a mother." Kidou raised his head, revealing those round and big eyes that looked very much like Yun Jinshu, looked at Han Jiang with watery eyes and said, "Uncle, I wanted to see you a long time ago." Call your mother, but Su's father won't let it go, but since you've brought it up, it's useless to object to it any more! Mom, you must help me win the game!"

A mouthful of old blood was stuck in Han Jiang's throat. He didn't get up for a long time, and stroked his forehead weakly. Why did he feel that he was cheated by his own son instead of going around!

I am really your father!biological!

"Attention the tenth children and their parents, please tie the ropes on your legs, put on your knee pads and helmets, and take your places. The competition is about to start."

The announcement of the game came from the loudspeaker in the playground. Kidney Dou let out a "wow", and did not listen to Han Jiang's completely unconvincing resistance. He hurriedly put on the small knee pads, picked up an adult helmet next to him On Han Jiang's head, he clenched his fist and said, "Mom, we have to work hard! For the meat buns and chicken thighs, Fiting!"

Han Jiang: "..."

Finally, the competition started. The other children in the same group were cheering and jumping up and down with garlands. The atmosphere on the scene was very enthusiastic. It was Sanzhuzi and his father who were competing with Kidou. The little guy looked back at Kidou with a special air. He said, "Douzi, just wait to admit defeat, remember the bet we made just now, if you lose, you have to let me kiss you!"

Han Jiang couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this, but Kidou gave him a very serious look, "Smile, we are in a very serious competition!"

"Sanzhuzi, don't be too complacent. My mother is not afraid of you even if she has beaten a fire-breathing dragon. We will fly over in a short while. If you lose, you have to let me kiss you back."

God... No matter how you look at this business, it's because your son is at a disadvantage, right?

Han Jiang was speechless and didn't know how to express his opinion. Seeing his son's white and tender face, he felt deeply worried. It's okay to be missed by others at such a young age? !

Just when the two little guys were playing tricks, the whistle blew suddenly. At the moment of starting, Kidou suddenly pouted at San Zhuzi next to him and made a kiss. San Zhuzi immediately became dizzy. I took a wrong step and almost fell face down. X eat X.

Han Jiang was completely stunned, but Kidou yelled, grabbed Han Jiang's clothes and shouted, "Mom, run!"

As a result, there is no doubt that Han Jiang and Kidou and his son won by an absolute overwhelming advantage. 10:9 won the benefits of Big Apple and Little Red Flower for the group.

After class, the two buddies Er Sha and Niu Niu and the three pillars who were "stunned" came up and watched Han Jiang all the time, yelling that this uncle is so handsome.

Kidney Dou, who was wearing a small red flower and holding a big apple, said with a proud face, "That's right, my mother is second only to my father, so of course she is very handsome."

Han Jiang has thoroughly experienced his son's eccentricity this morning, and now he is not surprised to see him playing tricks, and slapped his little butt with a smile, "You little bastard really follows your father's mouth, glib and nonsense .”

The three pillars next to him looked puzzled, and said with their fingers in their mouths, "But shouldn't all mothers be female? Why is your mother male?"

Kidou couldn't figure out why, and Niuniu, who was righteous, jumped out, "I know! It must be that Kidou's mother and father have a bad relationship!"

Does it matter if it's male or female?Han Jiang was ashamed.

Kidney Dou pursed her lips when she heard this unhappy, and tears came like a faucet again, swirling in her eye sockets.

Ersha saw this and immediately slapped Niuniu and Sanzhuzi, "You two idiots, don't tell the truth!"

"..." Han Jiang looked at the sky and rubbed his sore forehead.

Kidney Dou seemed to be serious. Thinking of what Han Jiang had said to him before, and Yun Jinshu's attitude of never mentioning Han Jiang in front of him, he confirmed even more that what his friends said was true, and that father and mother really had a bad relationship.

"Then...that's why you have a good relationship? QAQ"

Ersha first raised his hand this time, "I know, I know, remember the couple shirts that Niuniu and I shared last time? You buy one for mom and dad, and they will get better after wearing it."

Kidney Dou nodded vigorously and understood.

When he woke up in the morning, his father didn't let him mention the words "couple shirt". It turned out that he was afraid of touching the scene and thinking of his mother who had been away for a long time. No wonder he was so angry that he took away his meat buns.

Afterwards, the four children gathered together and started discussing in a hurry. Han Jiang sat on the side table and waited helplessly. He took out a box from his pocket, looked at it, and stuffed it carefully into his pocket. inside.

Finally, after school, Han Jiang took Kidney beans to dinner as promised. There is nothing too delicious in the small county town, and even want to buy for his son the Ken X Keji that children like to eat. They can only find it in the most prosperous place in the county Went to a restaurant for a meal.

But the strange thing is that kidney beans, a snack foodie, didn't ignore the chicken thighs as before. Instead, they ate them absent-mindedly, as if they were thinking about something.

Han Jiang thought his son was tired and didn't care too much. After the two of them had dinner, he took his son's hand and walked back. When he passed by a shopping mall, Kidney suddenly stopped and refused to leave.

"What's the matter? Do you want to buy something?"

Kidney Dou nodded, remembering that the last time Dad brought the "QIN (QIN) Couple (ZI) Shirt" he bought in this mall.

"Mom, I'll take you away, let's go shopping."

Han Jiang didn't know, so he was dragged in by Kidney Dou. The little guy found the shop familiarly, pointed to a large-sized T-shirt with a yellow duck printed on it, and said, "Mom, this is the one. Buy it quickly, and dad will like you after you put it on."

Han Jiang was stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing. He really didn't expect his son to take what Er Sha said seriously, but thinking of him working so hard to reconcile himself and Yun Jinshu, he couldn't help but feel soft Like a piece of risen dough.

Originally, the child's innocent words were not accurate. As an adult, Han Jiang shouldn't care about it, but he couldn't help the softness of the kidney beans, and he couldn't resist the idea of ​​getting closer and closer to Yunjinshu in his heart. Yire really bought that extremely Q T-shirt and put it on.

The father and son wandered off to the kindergarten in identical clothes. In the afternoon, Han Jiang was sitting at the gate of the kindergarten, using his mobile phone to deal with business while waiting for Kidou to leave school, but he forgot that Yun Jinshu would come after get off work at night Picking up kidney beans in kindergarten.

At 05:30 in the afternoon, the kindergarten finally got out of school. Kidney Dou ran out with a small schoolbag on his back, and threw himself into Han Jiang’s arms and called her mother several times. Jiang Bi couldn't avoid it, and the eyes of the two collided with each other.

Yun Jinshu's eyelashes trembled uncontrollably, and Han Jiang's palms were sweating nervously.

As the sun set, the three of them stood at the entrance of the kindergarten wearing identical clothes. They looked very sweet, as if they were enough to freeze for a lifetime.