The male lead is crazy [Quick Transmigration]

Chapter 132

Qi Lang's eyes were lowered, and his gaze was always on the silent human lying on his side. If you look carefully, you will find that his state is not quite right, as if he is caught in his own thoughts. In the human race, everything seems false, except for the one in front of him, which is the only thing that can make his emotions fluctuate.

He stripped off the robe from the human race, looked at the nearly perfect human race, but his eyes showed a gentler but also weirder light: "Human race, look, I took off your clothes, and I will give you I took a bath, and you used to wash it for me, but I just arrived in this palace at that time, and I didn’t know anything. I was still a wolf, and my whole body was hairy. Human race, what you like the most is my body...and the least Huanxi, I am close to you, but now I have stripped your clothes off, human race, are you not angry? Get up and beat me, okay? How do you beat me, as long as you can wake up..."

When he said this, his palm couldn't help but fell on the face of the human race, and his fingertips gently waved away a wisp of ink on his forehead, looking from top to bottom, the other party still didn't make any movement.

He seemed to be asleep, but only Qi Lang knew that he had waited for a long time, but he still didn't wake up.

Just when Qi Lang lowered his eyes, the fundus of his eyes finally became hollow again, and when he was about to pick him up, his eyes suddenly went dark, and something that moved too fast suddenly appeared. Suddenly, I saw an old dress that popped out of nowhere, and it was put on the key position of the human race.

Qi Lang's consciousness hadn't been stripped from his own world, so he just stared at it blankly, and before he could make another move, the old clothes protruding out of the pile of floppy things swished out. With a slap, a sleeve fell on the naked chest exposed from the upper body.

Qi Lang: "..." No matter how drowsy his mind was these days, he also sensed something was wrong at this moment.

Wu Zhou originally thought that he was in a coma because of this stupid wolf. How could this stupid wolf treat him respectfully like serving his ancestors, but this stinky shameless man said that he stripped his clothes and stripped them off.

He rushed over anxiously, rushing too fast, his clothes couldn't hold up when he reached the place, and he slammed, covering Wu Zhou's lower body.

He tried his best to prop up a piece of his clothes and looked up, and met Qi Lang who was still staring straight at his white chest, salivating... He made a mistake, he was definitely luring a wolf into the house.

I don't know how long I have been in a coma, maybe this beast has taken action.

Thinking of this, Wu Zhou tried his best to stretch out a sleeve to cover his chest. If it wasn't for his lack of strength, the exposed pair of slender legs would have been covered, and he wouldn't be able to see them at all.

not human!What a beast!Not even a coma is spared.

When everything that should be covered was covered, Wu Zhou's tone was smooth. Looking at Qi Lang who finally turned his face to him stiffly, Wu Zhou stretched out the other sleeve, trying to prop up the torn clothes, and snapped. With a slap, he slapped Qi Lang's head: "Bold, did you just peel me off as you said?"

Qi Lang was hit for a while, but he didn't react yet. He lowered his head, his eyes fell on the ragged clothes that suddenly appeared, and the other party just covered the human body. Like a person, he lifted up without any wind like a human being. The upturned clothes seemed to be supported by someone. With a slap on the head, the familiar feeling immediately overwhelmed...

Qi Lang suddenly thought of the ability of humans to communicate with beasts, and then looked at the rags in front of him, and realized something. The temple is extraordinarily weird.

Wu Zhou was angry at first, but he regretted it after the beating, and lost weight. He used to be fleshy when he was raising him, and he was fleshy when he was in wolf shape, but his face was so thin that it was about to lose its shape. handsome...

As a result, before Wu Zhou finished expressing his emotions, he saw Qi Lang, a stupid wolf, and laughed like that.

Wu Zhou thought: It's over, I'm stupid.

But look again, looking at Qi Lang's red eye sockets with a smile, and that uncontrollably trembling body, obviously so big, but at the moment he is bent over, leaning close, with red eyes and haggard appearance, Seeing Wu Zhou's heart ached, the sleeves that were still hanging on his chest unconsciously stretched back, and he lifted both of them up, and touched Qi Lang's thin face: "Stupid thing, he can't help it." He said he would come back, but he actually made himself like this.

But even though he muttered, his empty sleeves couldn't help rubbing Qi Lang's face, trying to hold himself up, hugged Qi Lang with two empty sleeves, and rubbed against each other, even though he knew Qi Lang wouldn't listen. When I arrived, I still said in my heart: I promised you, I did it.Ah Lang, I'm back...

Obviously everything in front of him was too weird, it could even be said to be creepy.

A piece of empty clothes is so windless and automatic, like a human being, it can even spread out the sleeves and hug him. The clothes are cool, but Qi Lang has never been so grateful like this moment, he hugged him suddenly. The empty clothes pressed against his chest: "Is that you? Human race, are you back?"

Wu Zhou was filled with emotion at first, but he didn't expect Qi Lang, a stupid wolf, to be so miserable without him, and made himself miserable. He just wanted to raise his sleeves and touch the wolf's head twice, but he suddenly caught his breath. It was as if someone had choked his throat and couldn't breathe.

Wu Zhou was held tightly in Qi Lang's arms, and he lifted his sleeves abruptly, and tore the wolf's head off: Kill the clothes as soon as you come up, who, who gave you the courage?How dare you do this to me!

Qi Lang was still immersed in the emotion of lost and found, and was suddenly torn away. He had hardly eaten a complete meal these days, and he lost a lot of weight due to hunger. Naturally, he didn't have much strength. It was all due to perseverance, and I didn't pay attention at the moment, it was really torn apart.

Plus he was sitting by the pool, leaned back and fell into the water.

With a splash, he was shocked by the water, sobered up instantly, and when he surfaced, he saw the ragged clothes being propped up at this moment, with the two sleeves covering the front of the skirt, shaking around like a seizure , as if suffocated.

Thinking of his actions just now, he froze: Did he...do something extraordinary just now?

Wu Zhou swayed twice, stretched the clothes open, and felt that his clothes were alive again. He shook off the folds, refreshed, raised his head, and looked fiercely at the culprit. Seeing Qi Lang's stupid thing floating in the water like a wolf in water, taking advantage of that haggard face with that stupid look, it's really pitiful.

In particular, the black hair on the haggard face was even more stark contrast. The wretched Wu Zhou's anger disappeared: Forget it, it's all so miserable, and he can't do it anymore.

So, after shaking, Wu Zhou, who was comfortable again, stretched out a corner of his clothes: still not up?

Qi Lang looked at the sleeves stretched out in front of him, and his eye circles became even redder. It really was his human race... Although he became a spirit, he was still so kind to him.

The smart clothes guy with a smart brain, and Qi Lang who was moved and in a trance, just stretched out his hand...

……

After a stick of incense, Wu Zhou stretched out his sleeves tremblingly, and was carefully held by the terrified Qi Lang and roasted on the fire, fearing that the wet clothes would be ignited just like that, Qi Lang didn't dare to get too close to the fire.

After baking for a while, I couldn't help looking at the trembling wet clothes with a guilty conscience, and whispered: "Human race, I'm sorry..."

If Wu Zhou was still in his physical body at this moment, he would definitely roll his eyes to this stupid thing with unprecedented big eyes, cold, shivering, cold, so cold.

What kind of muscle did he have to stretch out his hand to pull this stupid thing at that time? Wu Zhou felt guilty when he thought of the other party staring at him pitifully with red eyes.

But this feeling only lasted for a blink of an eye.

Because the next moment, Qi Lang pulled him into the water tightly by his sleeve.

The moment his clothes were pulled into the water, Wu Zhou didn't come back to his senses at all. He was lying on the surface of the water wet and open, and he was still floating. He raised his head in disbelief. Confident eyes, the next moment, he sneezed, his clothes were already soaked in water, but as a result, he trembled, shook completely, and was completely wet.

So, Wu Zhou heard Qi Lang's sorry, and continued to shake the water droplets on his body. Sorry, it's useful, but I still use it here?Looking at the stove far away from him, he couldn't help putting his sleeves together and rubbing them together.

Seeing that Wu Zhou ignored him, Qi Lang drooped his head and became even more sluggish, "Why don't people make a big fire inside?"

Wu Zhou turned around with a whoosh, raised one sleeve and pointed at him: Did you burn him then?

He doesn't believe that Qi Lang is such a stupid wolf, so stupid, if he is really burned, sprinkle some spices...

Looking at Qi Lang's dimmed eyes, Wu Zhou wondered if he was being too harsh. Just as he was about to say something, he suddenly saw Qi Lang put him down from the fire, carefully put him aside, and then, in front of his clothes, Start undressing.

Wu Zhou was dumbfounded: He didn't even spare a piece of clothing, what a beast it must be.

Wu Zhou came back to his senses, Qi Lang had already stripped himself clean, he quickly rushed over to block it: Shame on you?

As a result, as soon as he rushed over, he saw Qi Lang spread the whole clothes on his body, then put on the clothes again, and continued to bake.

It's just because there is a layer of separation, instead of the scorching heat of the fire, it is warm instead, and with Qi Lang's body attached, is the other party planning to use his body temperature to protect his clothes from the cold?

Wu Zhou struggled to get out of his arms with only a piece of skirt exposed, raised his head, and met Qi Lang's cautious eyes: "Isn't it better this way?"

Wu Zhou: ...What a ghost!

Why did he feel so... so strange!

It felt like he was naked being hugged by another naked one, and as a result, this stupid thing was still wearing clothes...

Wu Zhou struggled to free himself from the opponent, but was held down. Qi Lang's low voice came from above his head: "Humans, they will get sick."

Wu Zhou: It's over, he is really stupid without this stupid thing, have you ever seen a piece of clothing that will make you sick?What's the matter, take a bowl of medicine and pour the clothes to make you feel hot?

After Qi Lang finished speaking, he looked at the ragged clothes stretching out a sleeve and caressing the front of the skirt. He recovered after a while, but suddenly couldn't help laughing. It's just that this time it's not as dark as before. An empty, completely warm smile filled his eyes, and Wu Zhou, who had seen it casually, couldn't help but raised his sleeves and slapped his face: What are you laughing at?So stupid.

But he didn't realize that his mood was also rising.

After thinking about it, it was indeed too cold. Qi Lang is a wolf demon, and now he is a suit. I'm really not sure if there will be any problems before the system sends his soul back to the body, or he should stop messing around.

He stretched out his sleeve and pointed to the Four Treasures of Study not far away. In order to let Qi Lang learn things, he put a lot in the bedroom.

Wu Zhou tried his best to stretch out his sleeves, rolled up his pen and wrote, let Qi Lang go to eat, and wiped out the country where I was firmly established. How can he be the Supreme Emperor in the future?

Qi Lang was worried at first, but seeing his shaky body, he complied obediently.

But before going to call the little eunuch, Qi Lang went to the dragon couch. Because Wu Zhou fell into the water earlier, he could only hastily carry Wu Zhou's body back to the dragon couch and started warming his clothes without having time to get dressed.

At this moment, he arrived in front of the bed, lifted the brocade quilt, took the brocade robe and began to put it on.

Wu Zhou was caught off guard when he saw that he was naked, and suddenly raised his sleeves to cover Qi Lang's eyes.

Qi Lang didn't know how much he got used to it, and it didn't affect him even if he couldn't see it. As a result, Wu Zhou took a few glances and felt... he couldn't see it and touch it. What the hell, why did he feel that he was at a disadvantage?

So, Wu Zhou, who decided to keep out of sight and out of mind, simply turned his head away.

Qi Lang's eyes saw again, he lowered his head, looking at the weird old clothes, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

And after a stick of incense, the whole Hall of Mental Cultivation became lively again.

They ascended the throne for ten days, but the emperor, who had been closed for a few days, suddenly asked for a meal. Not only that, he also had people prepare a winter stove and moved it to the Hall of Mental Cultivation.

Although everyone felt strange, they didn't dare to say anything. Immediately, someone quickly brought in all the imperial meals that had been prepared for a long time.

Some people went to report to the Queen Mother.

It's just that when the meals are ready, Qi Lang drives everyone out again.

After everyone went out, they always felt something strange, by the way, why is the palace gate broken?How was it just now?

When Qi Lang was the only one left in the main hall, he moved the stoves one by one to the dining table. Suddenly Wu Zhou felt as if he was bathed in sunlight. Shaking, touching this, feeling that, everything is so novel from this angle.

Especially since the clothes were evaporated quickly, he reluctantly agreed with Qi Lang's actions and urged Qi Lang to eat quickly.

Now Qi Lang was sure that the human race had returned, and he had regained his energy. Although he didn't know why the human race turned into a piece of clothing, he didn't ask much, and the human race would tell him when he wanted to.

He hadn't eaten normally for many days, so he brought a bowl of porridge over to drink.

Wu Zhou smelled the aroma, stretched out both sleeves, and stared at it, the aroma was so attractive, he couldn't help stretching out the corner of his sleeves to poke into the porridge bowl, and he was always paying attention to this Qi Lang on the side pressed down cruelly.

Wu Zhou: ...

Qi Lang's smiling voice came from above his head: "Careful and wet again."

Wu Zhou: He understands the truth, but how difficult is it to say one more sleeve?

The Empress Dowager hurried over when Qi Lang was halfway through his meal. Qi Lang heard the Empress Dowager's voice from outside the hall, but did not answer. Just when the Empress Dowager was in a hurry and wanted to barge in, Qi Lang finally spoke. : "I'm fine, you can go back. He helped me defend Daqi Jiangshan, and I will help him sit firmly."

When Qi Lang said this, he kept his head down, looking at the drooping and limp clothes, wondering if he fell asleep, silently, he couldn't help but look more softly in his eyes.

When the queen mother of the outer palace heard these words, she was silent for a long time before answering in a hoarse voice: "A-Lang, queen mother..." She seemed to want to say something, but in the end the words were endless. At least, the other party was still willing to talk to you She talks, that's all right, that's all right, this is her retribution.

Wu Zhou was indeed asleep. He had used a lot of strength to dig the door, but he hadn't slept for long, and he hadn't gotten used to the clothes. When he woke up, he shook his clothes and got up, and finally met Qi Lang's face .

The other party's eyes were open, and seeing his movements, he bent his lips and smiled: "Are you awake?"

Wu Zhou trembled, as expected he was a wolf demon, he was calm enough, if he saw a piece of clothing getting up by himself in the middle of the night, he would be scared to death.

But when he saw clearly that he was lying on Qilang Chiguo's chest at this moment, he didn't have time to think about anything else, he lowered his head, saw that the other party still knew how to wear underwear, stretched out his sleeves, and squeezed him As a result, because she has lost weight recently and has no flesh, she couldn't help but feel soft-hearted: Hey, it's better to be furry.

As if understanding Wu Zhou's thoughts, Qi Lang's eyes fell on him, and he said directly, "When you return to your physical body, I will turn back into a wolf and touch you."

Wu Zhou: Obviously it can change at this time.

Qi Lang suddenly pulled up the clothes cautiously, "It doesn't feel good."

Wu Clothes Jing Zhou shook his clothes: what?Are you bald?

For some reason, Qi Lang, who just thought he was skinny and dull, accurately captured the essence of the crooked clothes: "..."

Therefore, Qi Lang, who was in a good mood, glanced at the clothes silently, and suddenly said: "Human race, this clothes look familiar, it seems that you made them for me on the day of the birthday party, because you suddenly turned back into a wolf and broke. I I don't know where you went, you...not only became the old clothes I wore, could it be...you want to express your affection for me through this clothes?"

Wu Zhou: ...

Looking at the clothes, Qi Lang bent his lips and smiled: "Acquiescence?"

Wu Zhou: Because I can't speak, is it the opposite?

But looking at Qi Lang's eyes full of affection with a smile on his face, Wu Zhou suddenly didn't know what to say, his heart felt inexplicably numb, he tore off his clothes, got into the side of the fleshy body, and ignored him.

It's just that the sleeve on one side turned up without even realizing it.

Qi Lang's eyes followed the clothes, caught a glimpse of the small movements of the clothes, his pupils were shining brightly, and his heart couldn't be restrained, the more he looked at it, the happier he felt, he couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed the clothes.

Feeling that it was not enough, I kissed a few more.

And suddenly being kissed by Wu Zhou, he turned around in disbelief: even the clothes can be removed, not human, not human.

Qi Lang raised his eyebrows: "How about... I kiss your body?"

Wu Zhou quickly raised his sleeve to cover it: No way.

Qi Lang continued to laugh.

Wu Zhou felt warm all over from his smile, thinking, it must be too hot in the dormitory, and finally stretched out a sleeve: Forget it, let me kiss you on the sleeve.

The smile in Qi Lang's eyes grew stronger...

In the next few days, Wu Zhou honestly used his clothes in the dormitory, and knew that he had been in a coma for ten days. At the beginning, after the imperial doctor saw it, he said that there was not much possibility of surviving. Qi Lang The imperial doctor was blasted away.

After feeding him the antidote, he waited expectantly, but after waiting for a day, he didn't wake up.

The next day, he still didn't wake up.

On the third day, he still did not wake up.

But the country cannot be without a king for a day. Although the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty felt that the new emperor took medicine too seriously and did not take Daqi seriously, but he thought that the other party was just a puppet. No wonder he was so stupid after becoming the emperor. This is an invisible resistance, right?It's quite pitiful when you think about it, but when you think about it, you feel that since you are the son of the late emperor, the son of the emperor, the ancestors have specially issued an imperial decree, and Qi Lang is proficient in everything, so he won't turn into a wolf At that time, he was simply the perfect candidate for the emperor.

In addition, Hu Xinling came down the next day according to Wu Zhou's order in advance, and before the people in Beijing woke up, he spread the words that he had rushed to write all night, and how pitiful Qi Lang was, he endured the humiliation to learn from Da Qi. All the skills in the whole body are for the purpose of being able to serve Daqi one day.

By the way, he also publicized the deeds of the ancestors and the empress, which was not enough. In order to highlight Qi Lang, he also beautified the emperor and concubine Dong, who is now the empress dowager.

In particular, in order not to scare the courtiers and common people, the queen mother gave the wolf pups to the masters to practice, and even later, even if she brought them back, in order not to be discovered, she staged a wolf capture, and then Qi Lang was picked up. into the palace.

The story book was written by Hu Xinling himself. Before he became an official, he was a storyteller. The writing was touching, and the people who had just woken up were moved to tears after reading it.

When King Rong and the prime minister came back to their senses and planned to discredit them, they realized it was too late.

So the common people agreed, and the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty couldn't find a more suitable candidate, so they just forced to welcome the new emperor in such a dazed way, while Qi Lang directly sealed the emperor who was unconscious and probably wouldn't be able to wake up in this life. The first emperor was the Supreme Emperor.

If Qi Lang hadn't agreed to Wu Zhou, he probably wouldn't be enthroned at all, he just wanted to be with the human race, and the human race promised him that he would wake up...

He ascended the throne in a daze.

But on the fourth day, the fifth day... the human race still didn't wake up.

On the seventh day, when he knew that the human race might really not wake up again, Qi Lang closed the sleeping hall and did not allow anyone to come in. He just stayed with the human race and waited like this.

And until the tenth day... the rags that Wu Zhou's soul temporarily lived in just came over.

After Wu Zhou figured everything out, he couldn't bear to look at this stupid wolf like Qi Lang even more. He also knew that the other party's stripping his clothes was just for bathing and not to take advantage. When Wu Zhou learned about it, he felt that his clothes were too dirty.

Feeling guilty, I thought about it, I can't just lie in my body for three months, right?It all stinks.

So, it was accepted that Qi Lang bathed his body, but, in order to prevent Qi Lang from moving his hands and feet, he lay down on the soft couch that Qi Lang brought over every night, staring at just one piece of clothing.

Qi Lang didn't squint, he just glanced at the clothes while washing, and smiled very gently, but Wu Zhou didn't know if it was an illusion, he always felt that the look he was looking at was not like staring at a piece of clothing, but more like a piece of meat.

Still delicious meat.

Wu Zhou watched Qi Lang bathe his body like this every night. I wonder if he was used to it. When Wu Zhou lay there and continued to stare at him one night, he felt his eyes flicker, and when he opened his eyes again, , it doesn't feel right.

He lowered his eyes, and saw a big hand rubbing against his back, probably before his brain could react, Wu Zhou reflexively said: "Rub it to the left, your hand strength is not good. "

After finishing speaking, he realized something, raised his head and quickly glanced at the quiet ragged clothes on the shore not far away, then turned his head, and met Qi Lang's blank gaze, but the next moment, he saw a certain The wolf who came back to his senses, his eyes widened at this moment, stared straight at him, and raised his eyebrows in a hoarse voice: "... can't you?"

Wu Zhou: "..."