Bad Feng Shui Master

Chapter 1

Early in the morning, Qingyi took a bath, and then took the prepared talisman, paper, and some candles to a big rock next to the house.

"Master, there isn't much paper left at home, I only drew this little, you can just make do with it."

There was a gentle breeze, and a clear female voice was talking to herself, holding a light yellow thin paper in her hand, and after a while, the paper magically disappeared in her hand.

"Girl Qingyi, you have burned a lot, save some for my old man." An old man appeared on the stone out of thin air with a cane, about the length of a palm, looking distressed at the pieces of light yellow talisman papers being burned by Qingyi. Transmitting to another world, "Give me some old man, hey, hey, that old man can take so much."

Qingyi stopped moving, and frowned slightly with her delicate eyebrows: "You are a land god and not a dead person, what are you doing with these paper money?" As he said, he burned the remaining small stack of talisman papers by special means.

"Huhhuhu—" A gust of wind blew by, and the nameless smoke circled, and finally disappeared.

Seeing this, Qing Yi couldn't help laughing.

"I'm so angry." The land god threw away his cane and sat down on the ground, crying like a child who couldn't get candy.

Qingyi was so noisy that she had no choice but to agree to draw symbols for him. "Just one thing, you and my master are not in the same state after all, I'll draw others for you, okay?"

"Okay," the land god said with a "bang" as promised, and after a puff of smoke, he returned to his previous benevolent posture leaning on a cane, "but I want a tastier talisman, can I?"

Qingyi nodded.

"Then I'll come back tomorrow." The Land God smiled and nodded, "As expected, Qingyi is the best of you." Saying that, he disappeared again.

Come and go without a trace, crazy for eating.

Qing Yi sighed.Just as I was about to walk away, I felt someone touch my calf.

She looked down at the little paper figurine on the ground, bent down and squatted down, "Xiao Jiu?"

After the master left, he left the nine enchanted paper figurines with her, and the land god who ran over from time to time to ask for edible talisman papers, so that she would not be alone.

"Not sad." Xiao Jiu moved her hand, and the small paper wrapped Qing Yi, which was actually warmer than Qing Yi's body temperature.

"Little Jiu." Qingyi was really sad during the months when the master passed away, but she is not so sad now, after all, she gets a response from time to time by burning incense, which shows that the master is doing well in another world.Besides, according to her master's temper and ability, there are not many things that can make him feel bad.

As soon as she entered the room, several little paper figurines who were busy in the room rushed over, and then followed the clothes to occupy various places on Qingyi's body.In the end, the fast boss grabbed the top of Qingyi's hair, and lay down comfortably holding a hair.

"The old man is still sad after walking for so long, so he is a bit inferior." Xiaoyi is learning to surf the Internet recently, and his catchphrase is "ashamed".

The little second and third who occupied the shoulders were much more gentle, each rubbing their heads on Qingyi's face.

The little second on the left shoulder said: "I made some snacks with the little three, do you want to try it?" The third also nodded.

"Okay." Qingyi's walking speed is not fast, and she is worried that if she walks too fast, a few paper figurines will fall.

There is a small plate of snacks on the round table. The designs of the snacks are various small animals, including monkeys, bunnies, etc., all of which are vivid.

The boss couldn't help but uttered, crossing his arms, "I found this on the Internet, otherwise the second and third wouldn't be able to do it."

"Boss is amazing."

Qingyi raised her hand to touch Xiao Yi on the top of her hair, reached out and took a piece of snack, chewed and swallowed it, then looked at the villains on both shoulders, and praised, "The snacks made by the second and third are really delicious, not sweet but not sweet. Greasy and crispy."

"Xiao Jiu wants to eat too." Smelling the scent, Xiao Jiu, who was already sleeping in his pocket, quickly got out, ran to the table, hugged a little bunny bigger than his own head by the plate, and began to gnaw.

The paper figurines don't need to eat, but there are always one or two delicious ones, so Qing Yi gave Xiao Jiu a sense of smell to enjoy the food.

Qingyi and the little paper figurines couldn't help laughing.

Qingyi promised to make delicious talismans for the land god, so naturally she would not break her promise.

In the early morning of the next day, Qing Yi brought Xiao Si Xiao Wu, who had a relatively sensitive sense of smell, out to collect materials for making "eating charms".

There are a lot of basic ink and cinnabar at home, but the special talisman paper of "eating talisman" needs to add a spice with a unique fragrance to the cinnabar of the talisman to spread the smell to the entire talisman paper.

Qing Yi also made a few when she first practiced and experimented, because such materials are very difficult to find.In addition, this kind of talisman paper is useless, the dead will not eat it, and the living will have no effect, so she has never made it again.If the land god didn't want it, she would have almost forgotten about it.

"Little four and five, do you still remember the 'eating charm' I made with the materials you picked up? Now Grandpa Land wants it, so try your best to help me find it again." Qingyi led Xiaosi and Xiaowu to the back Mountain, where her master planted many things before.

Looking at the flowers and plants that were as high as her calf, Qingyi regretted that she agreed too readily.

"I know." The paper figurines like Xiaosi and Xiaowu all have strong memories, and they can search for their previous memories almost as soon as they say it.

The three of them divided the work, and the two paper figurines, four and five, happily jumped off Qingyi's body, and then, like dwarves entering the kingdom of giants, they shuttled among the plants several times their height.

Qingyi carried the pannier on her back, and slowly started looking for it from the other side.

There is no record of that kind of material in books, so Qing Yi can only compare one by one based on the shapes in memory.Its taste is very unique, like the fragrance of lemon, but the water squeezed out of the leaves is sweet.

After searching for about two or three hours, Qingyi still couldn't find the one she wanted, but there were several pillars of plants of different shapes in the back basket.

Approaching noon, the sun has almost risen to the highest altitude.

Qingyi frowned and stopped, stretched out her hand, and found that the wind that should have been dry and hot had become a little humid.She put away the small shovel in her hand, "Xiaosi Xiaowu, go home."

After a while, Xiao Si and Xiao Wu ran over, their bodies were covered with mud, "There is still half of the search, why are you going home?"

Qingyi squatted down, stretched out her left hand, and two little paper figurines climbed up one after another, "The wind is blowing."

Xiaosi and Xiaowu looked at each other, both a little confused, but out of trust in Qingyi, the two of them didn't continue to ask, shaking their feet and bodies, shaking the mud.

Qingyi looked at the dirty palms and frowned slightly, "Maybe next time I can make a pair of shoes for you all."

The guilty Xiaosi and Xiaowu hurriedly hugged Qingyi's fingers.The next second, Qingyi moved her right hand, flicked, and a small tornado blew away the mud on her palm.

"Go back." Qing Yi just teased the two of them, after all, paper figurines generally won't get dirty, unless there are some special circumstances.

Looking back at the lush back mountain, Qingyi sighed before leaving.

Shortly after he left, streams of smoke emerged from the ground one after another.

Sure enough, as Qingyi said, the rain is coming.

The next second she returned to the house, the sun outside was blocked by dark clouds, and after a while, it began to rain cats and dogs one after another.

"Have you put away your clothes?" Qingyi put Xiaosi and Xiaowu down, and asked Xiaoliu who was lying on the book.

"Xiaoqi is collecting it." Xiaoliu was immersed in the book, holding a handkerchief in his hand as if wiping tears, choked up, replied without looking back, and then turned to the next page.

The books are not thick, but they are much bigger than Xiaoliu.Qing Yi walked over, "What are you looking at?"

"A love story that is unrivaled." Xiao Liu said, then picked up the small handkerchief and wiped the corners of his eyes.

Even if the little paper figurine has a certain sense of touch and smell, it is impossible for it to shed tears.

Qingyi turned over the cover, it said "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai".

"Why do you say that the two of you are so miserable? They love each other but can't be together. In the end, the grave was blown up by thunder. After that, they can't eat paper money. It's too pitiful." Saying that, Xiao Liu wiped his face corner of eye.

Qingyi: "The grave was blown up, no, the purpose of God's blowing up the grave was to turn the two into butterflies and make them really be together."

It's a pity that Xiao Liu has been immersed in her own sad world, and can't listen to Qing Yi's words, as if she really saw the love story between Zhu Yingtai and Liang Shanbo.

Rubbing Xiao Liu's head, Qingyi turned around and unloaded the back basket, just in time to see Xiao Qi coming down with a huge clothes basket on his head, and couldn't help but say: "Xiao Qi, next time keep an eye on Xiao Liu, don't let Xiao Liu Look at this mess."

It’s nothing to read these books, but I can’t stand Xiaoliu, the playwright, who always takes the meaning out of context, and wears a handkerchief like the little sister in the previous book, wiping away tears and sighing from time to time.

The whole drama.

Qingyi used the words Xiaoyi taught her, and after she finished speaking, she put the plants on the dustpan, picked them up separately, and waited for the rain to stop before drying them in the sun, so that they could be used as medicinal materials.

Xiao Qi looked at Xiao Liu who was crying miserably by the book, and nodded solemnly.

Qing Yi shook her head, she didn't expect Xiao Qi to control Xiao Liu.After all, Xiao Liuyi said coquettishly that he wanted to read a book, so it is estimated that 100% of the first ones to get the book are Xiao Qi.The handkerchief that Xiao Liu is holding now is as big as her fingernail, which was specially cut by Xiao Qi.

"Have you found the medicinal materials you want?" Xiao Qi put the clothes basket above her head aside, and then hung them up one by one. These clothes were about the same shape as her body.

"Not yet, I'll look for it when the rain stops." Qing Yi stopped and saw the clothes in Xiao Qi's hands, "Is this your new clothes?"

"Yeah." Xiaoqi nodded, looked up at Qingyi, "Does it look good?"

"It's pretty." Qing Yi smiled, and touched Xiao Qi's face with her fingertips, "My Xiao Qi is really amazing."

Xiaoqi, who was recognized, continued to play with her clothes.

Everyone in the house is busy with their own affairs, but the rain outside has no tendency to weaken.Suddenly, there was a bang, followed by noisy footsteps.

Qing Yi stopped, Xiao Qi didn't fiddle with the clothes anymore, she quickly got into the clothes to block her body, but with a small head, she looked in the direction of the door with Qing Yi.

"Dong dong dong—" Two people stepped into the door and knocked on the open door next to them.

"Excuse me, can I take shelter from the rain for a while? When the rain subsides, we'll leave right away." The woman who spoke was dressed in black, tall and thin, with delicate features.Seeing Qingyi nodded, she happily pointed to the person next to her, "My name is Qi Qi, and this is my companion."

The woman on the other side is outstanding in appearance, with exquisite facial features, especially those eyes, which seem to be able to see through people's hearts. The half-down eyelashes tremble slightly, but the expression is a little indifferent.

Facing Shang Qingyi's scrutinizing gaze, the woman twitched her lips, "Shang Changqi."

The author has something to say:

The content is all based on nonsense, please don't complain, love the party, socialism, Marx, love...

List of Qingyi's family members:

The master passed away, and the parents are tentative.

Primary One Technical House

Little two little three gourmets

little four little five adventurers

little six drama

Little Seven Powerful Infinity Designer

Xiaoba...

Xiaojiu foodie plus family pet

Delicious and playful land god

Shang Changqi: Me.