[Zhongyingmei] That snake

Chapter 143 This is a fake update

Thor directly opened the cap of a bottle of beer with his fingers, and stuffed the bottle into Oliver's hand, "How can a man not drink? What's more, you just experienced a victory, and now is the time to celebrate."

Tony looked at Oliver and signaled with his eyes: "Why don't you just take a sip, I don't think Thor will continue talking to you if you don't drink some wine."

Oliver had a friendly smile on his face, but his eyes were full of powerlessness. The beer was chilled, and a thin layer of water droplets floated on the glass wall in his hand and stuck to his palm.

Oliver reluctantly took a sip, admitting that Stark's choice of wine tasted very good.

Thor smiled heartily, "That's right. Come on, let's continue."

He clinked his tumbler with Oliver's beer bottle. "Respect for friendship. New members are also welcome, huh? Tony, don't you want to drink?"

"Drink, drink, why don't you drink?" Tony echoed, raising his glass as well, as if it were a pre-heated welcome party, right, captain? "

Steve noticed the eye contact between Oliver and Tony just now, but under the sincere gaze and threat of Tony's big caramel-colored eyes, he could only press his temples, and stood up holding his glass with a helpless smile, "No Wrong, welcome to join Oliver, we have a new member."

Hawkeye, who was out of the situation, only heard the captain's words, whistled, and approached with his own wine glass with a playful smile. Natasha was chatting with Dr. Banner and didn't stop Clint.

Bucky was pushed over by two little girls to watch the fun, pretending he didn't see Wanda secretly using his powers to take a bottle of whiskey and mix it with two glasses of carbonated drinks.

Who hasn't been young and frivolous?

With Thor leading the way, several of the Avengers were keen on a can of Oliver, and even Natasha, who was sitting with Dr. Banner, eventually joined in.

In the end, Oliver didn't forget to save a little bit of sanity and counted the five bottles of beer, a whole bottle of whiskey, half a bottle of brandy, and a glass of vodka.

It's not that the Avengers are all good at drinking, it's just that Oliver is too bad at drinking, so in comparison, he is the one who got drunk the worst.

Oliver leaned against the sofa, resting his neck on the ridge of the sofa, tilting his head back, looking like a loveless salted fish, his mind was messed up, and there was still a trace of consciousness that kept him from falling asleep.

On the way of being drunk, he didn't forget his original intention, and asked Thor about the situation in Asgard, and then he found that he was wrong, Thor was really not the stupid son of the landlord's family, he just looked like it, and When he saw his brother, his IQ dropped and he couldn't even move his legs.

But more often, his IQ was always online, and Oliver finally only asked about Loki sensing the energy fluctuations of the Mind Stone on Earth. Apart from that, Thor didn't reveal anything about Loki.

The Mind Stone disappeared after the collapse of SHIELD, and the Avengers are looking for its whereabouts, but to no avail. The news brought by Thor should be said to be quite important, but... Oliver's mind is at a loss now, and the importance of this news has been pushed back a few layers by him.

Drunk people are not ruled by their own reason, even for Oliver.

Infinite curiosity drove him to stare at Thor's hammer on the glass coffee table, "This hammer is wonderful, wonderful, meow."

"Seriously, Oliver, you don't need to meow, Fat Jiu will worry that you will swallow him up." Tony was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Oliver doesn't look like a cat at all, but it must be said that he learns to meow very realistically, not a very sharp and shrill cry, but a little hoarse but soft. Steve guesses that he has brought it all year round. For Kitty's sake, then again, he hasn't seen Kitty for a long time.

"Why is Liv so cute? It really is my brother." Lily leaned on Wanda's shoulder with misty eyes, hooked Wanda's reddish-brown curly hair with her fingers, and wrapped them around her fingers, "But I feel that I am now He should be packed up and brought back to Mr. Hotchner, it's too wasteful to leave here."

"You can ask Pietro to help," Wanda suggested.

"Ah, Pietro, I guess he doesn't want to see my brother."

"Why? He will see you sooner or later."

"Didn't he tell you? Last Christmas, Pietro came to England to be talked to by my brother, and Liv saw me standing with him under the mistletoe, you know what I mean."

"Mistletoe... wait, Pietro never told me he kissed you."

"Now I'm telling you." Lily hugged Wanda from the side.

"That hammer is called Mjolnir." Banner made a relief in time, otherwise Oliver, who was dazed from drinking, would have meowed a few more times.

Tony typed on the phone and quietly asked Jarvis if he had recorded this?

Jarvis replied to Tony with an emoji' :) Rest assured sir. '

'Send me a copy. ’ Simultaneous messages from Natasha and Clint to Tony.

'No problem, pay attention to receive the file, the file name is Golden Retriever Cat. '

Thor heard someone calling his hammer's name, and looked over at once. "What happened to my hammer?"

Oliver sat up, put his elbows on his knees, and supported half of his cheeks with his palms. His body movements looked serious and serious, but his blue-green eyes were covered with a layer of mist, "I heard that the hammer S.H.I.E.L.D. failed to get it out of the ground when it fell to Earth, why? Is it the weight? Or does it have a special identification system?"

"Anyone who is qualified will be endowed with divine power." Clint said in an exaggerated theatrical tone.

"Oh, Clint, you really should go to Broadway. Maybe they will look at your bow and arrow skills, line up the Lord of the Rings, and let you play the elf prince*. Although you may need a catty of foundation." Oliver said laughingly.

"What about you?" Tony answered, "Liv? Are you going to play the elf princess*?"

"I don't know how to embroider flags. But what's with the hammer?"

"A little trick," Clint raised his hands to the hammer. "It's just that, like those actors lifting boulders on the Broadway stage, we all know, it's just bubbles."

"Then you can try, can you lift the foam?" Thor smiled confidently, making a gesture of invitation.

"I don't think I can hold tits." Lily looked at Clint who was eager to try.

"Why?" Oliver wondered, he remembered that no one could lift Thor's hammer except Thor himself, but how could Lily have guessed, "By the way, tit?"

"Even Wanda's Chaos magic can't control that hammer. The tit... the silver-throated long-tailed tit, the scientific name of Fat Chiu, it's cute."

Oliver watched as Clint grasped the handle of the hammer with both hands, raised his foot and stepped on the coffee table, tried so hard to pull the hammer up that his expression was grim, he covered his eyes and smiled, "It's really cute."

The result is yes, and Clint fails, "Unscientific!"

"I'm the one who masters science." Tony walked over calmly and proudly, and his little clumsy hands helped him get the back of the armor and put it on, with a Stark-style confident smile on his face, "Mr. Ladies and gentlemen, watch."

Tony started pulling the hammer.

Tony started pulling the hammer with both hands

Tony started to put his foot on the coffee table and pull out the hammer

Tony's smile gradually froze

Tony's smile fades away

Tony decided to give up on the hammer.

Thor took a sip of his drink and announced loudly, "Next!"

"Hey, Sergeant Barnes, try using your robotic arm? We didn't get a chance to test his powers in the field today," Tony said.

Bucky raised his eyebrows, turned around, and Tony flicked him a pair of mitts, "Increase friction, trust the science," Tony said.

Bucky gripped the handle of the hammer, his expression was flat, but you could see his lips tightened and his brows drawn closer as he kept pushing.

"Another challenger has failed," Thor announced. "Do you want to try, Dr. Banner?"

"Banner, if you need to release the Hulk, I can help you control it." Oliver tapped his forehead with his fingers.

"Forget it," Banner shook his head, "not today."

"The captain?"

"Okay, I'll give it a try." Steve accepted the challenge, held the handle of the hammer, and as he exerted force, he could see the biceps and triceps wrapped in the shirt fabric gradually bulging, Mjolnir moved a little , yes, just a small part.

"I failed." The captain spread his hands. "

But Oliver noticed that Thor's expression instantly became terrified, and when alcohol disturbed his thinking, his ability to manage his expression would also be reduced, so he almost laughed out loud.

"Oliver, as the initiator of this topic, aren't you going to try it yourself?" Tony was unwilling.

"I'm thinking, even if Quake needs to be identified, but we can't pick it up because of the weight? But it sits on the glass table, the glass is not broken, put it in the elevator, it will Follow the elevator up without punching a hole in the elevator shaft. Let me try."

Oliver stood up and covered the hammer handle with his palm, his five fingers tightened, but the muscles of his forearm did not exert strength, and he supported his elbow with his other hand.

Then everyone watched Thor's Hammer being lifted up by him. Although the posture was a bit strange, the whole process was extremely easy, with almost no effort.

Thor is really terrified now, does Odin still have an illegitimate child living on the earth? ? ?

Fortunately, no one knows what Thor is thinking.

After lifting Thor's hammer for a few seconds, Oliver put it back.

"You, how did you do it?" Thor was on the verge of a formidable enemy.

"Inanimate matter seems to be able to carry the hammer," Oliver mused, "so I temporarily cut off the connection with the arm, which is like a corpse, plus some corpse spasm response nerve reflexes."

Oliver squeezed the bloody palm, "But you can only lift it up, and you can't use the hammer's true power... So, don't look at me like a monster, okay? "

"Oh, it suddenly occurred to me that I had to leave beforehand, and I will come back to you in a few days." Thor grabbed his hammer, smashed through the floor-to-ceiling glass of this floor without looking back, and flew straight out , leaving behind one of the brightest backs in the night sky.

"Oh my god," Tony put his hands on his forehead, "this glass was replaced in the afternoon."

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In a hotel in New York, Loki was lying on the bed with one hand behind his head, admiring the scene of his brother fleeing in embarrassment on the screen simulated by the spell with a comfortable expression.

A human who can lift Thor's hammer?Funny ants.

Loki was not interested in admiring the whole process of Thor's flight afterwards, but switched the screen to another place, and the phantom he created that resembled Thor was completely poured by the pot of water that Jane poured from the window on the second floor Liang, "Go away, let's break up!"

Loki, whose plan was successful, showed a triumphant smile, controlled the illusion he had created, walked into an alley, and then disappeared.

Then he swung the light screen in the air.

That stupid guy was coming back, Loki felt that he still had to be a little conscious of the prisoner in front of him, so he used illusion magic to put on a simulated pair of handcuffs that he had just shattered.