The imperial male god always wants to become a monk

Chapter 21 21

When Mary saw the 3.5 million hits displayed at the top of the video, and the number was still rising, she was taken aback immediately, and said to herself: "3.5 million hits, are you kidding me? Our Gaiva star has a total of 5 million hits. Only [-] million people....This video has only been released for less than three days, don’t tell me the data is fake?”

She has severe depression, and her whole body is very impetuous. She bought a lot of virtual products in the virtual store to cover up her real identity, and often vented her anger on the Internet.

On weekdays, even the most popular live streamer on Gaiwa StarInternet has only about [-] million hits, and it still takes half a month to reach the hits.

And now Mary clicks in to take a look, an unknown anchor, and the content of the live broadcast is still the most boring and boring. I don’t know what it is, chanting scriptures to the audience, engaging in feudal superstition activities...

Not to mention engaging in feudal superstition activities, this person's personal certification is not even an astrologer, but a reserve astrologer.

It's too fake to casually stream the hits to over 3.5 million, and the number is still soaring.

Mary sneered, and immediately found her fighting spirit. She clicked into the video and opened the bullet screen. She was so aggressive that she was about to vent all her frustration on the anchor: "See if I don't spray you to death!"

But after hearing the voice of the man in the video.

Mary was stunned for a moment, she couldn't understand what Gu Lan was saying, but Gu Lan's voice was like a pool of cold spring water, which suddenly poured into her impetuous heart in the hot summer, making her whole All cool and quiet down.

The content of Gu Lan’s lectures is very boring, and people who don’t understand can say that they can’t understand at all: “Tao can be said to be Tao, but it is very Tao; Therefore, always have no desire to see its beauty, and always have desire to see its beauty..."

Facing such a person and such a voice, even if Ren Mali is a sunspot who is also an anchor of many Internet celebrities on the interstellar network, she will not be able to spit it out.

For some reason, listening to Gu Lan's speech, she almost felt that her whole body and mind had been purified and redeemed.

Don't say gossip about it, she even felt that posting bullet screens when Gu Lan was lecturing, even if it was praise, was a kind of blasphemy against such a godly figure.

And it seems that Mary is not the only one who has such thoughts...

When other anchors live on Interstellar Network, the bullet screens are usually flying all over the sky, and the face of the anchor is too blurred without shielding.

But when Gu Lan was lecturing live, everyone was immersed in his voice and the tranquility he brought to everyone, and no one wanted to type and scroll through the barrage.

Even if there are those who want to leave a little trace by swiping the video twice or three times, they are very disciplined at the bottom. Everyone is arranged in an orderly manner and only swipes one line, never swiping the second row.

Although Gu Lan is only a reserve astrologer, all the people who watched his live broadcast subconsciously watched his live broadcast in a way that was much more devout than the well-known diamond-level astrologer in the empire.

And there is not a single black spray in Gu Lan's comment area, all of them are devout——

"I originally just watched the little brother's live broadcast with the mentality of looking at the handsome guy and listening to the nice voice, but I didn't expect that after listening to the little brother's lecture, I felt that I had gained a kind of tranquility and a very special ease. My insomnia for many years has been cured, and now I watch my little brother’s videos repeatedly before going to bed every day.”

"The sleep-promoting effect of the male god video is really good. I watched it before going to bed. I slept very well every day and never had a nightmare again."

"I don't know what Tao is? I used to be an atheist, but after watching the video, I feel like I have found faith!"

"Although I don't understand much, I suddenly became very interested in Taoism. I checked that Taoism is the native religion of ancient China. Taoism is based on the theory of Huang and old Taoism in terms of the worship of ghosts and gods in ancient China. Formed from the evolution of immortal alchemy since the Warring States period... I don't quite understand what it means, but it sounds like it's very tall..."

"I can't understand what the male god is talking about, and I'm not very interested in the Tao, but the voice of the male god is so pleasant that I can't get tired of listening to it. I have to listen to it more than ten times a day. Now he talks I can already recite the contents of the scriptures backwards.”

"Although I don't know how Taoism has declined, but--I don't know how it is!"

Many people also mentioned that Gu Lan had previously sold the talisman on the online store, but it was sold out now, and there was no restocking talisman for a long time.

"I originally bought my little brother's yellow paper because of his looks and voice. Ah, no, it's a talisman. It seems to be some kind of mosquito repellent. I didn't expect him to repel mosquitoes, but often A word at home, you say it’s a miracle, but there are no mosquitoes at all...Holding the grass is actually more effective than the mosquito repellent water just developed by the first research institute..."

"Who doesn't know that mosquitoes are evolving fast now, and a new thing is developed to deal with them every year, and last year's things will be immune to them, so it's amazing to deal with them."

"Me, me, me! I also bought his mosquito repellent. It's not too awesome... I wanted to see what kind of awesome ingredients are actually able to deal with the interstellar mosquitoes that are evolving so fast now. Send I went to the research institute for testing, and it turned out that it was really just drawn on ordinary yellow paper dipped in cinnabar, do you think it is a god?"

"I didn't buy a mosquito repellent talisman, I bought a safety talisman, I thought it was drawn by the male god himself, and I carried it on my body...but it seems to have saved me from a car accident, it's such a big car Almost hit me, the result is just a scratch.....The crystal pendant Bizhongjin invited from the silver astrologer is still working..."

"I bought the peace talisman to honor my grandma. I bought a hundred of them at once because of my little brother's appearance. My grandma has never suffered from insomnia since she wore this talisman. I don't know how many spiritual weapons my family bought before. None of them compare This paper talisman works. My brother’s child was frightened by something before and kept crying. The family originally planned to invite a master to do the field method. I didn’t expect that I would try to use the talisman for him, and the child will be fine. …”

The bottom row followed by everyone asking if it was really so effective, whether to resell it or not.

There are also many people who are curious about Fu because of Gu Lan's unexpected ability to calm people's mind and body. They went to the comment section of Gu Lan's star network homepage to ask Gu Lan when he will restock.

But for all of this, Gu Lan did not respond at all, and his mentality has always been Buddhist.

No matter how well the talismans sell, he will not desperately buy them for the sake of money. He still does his own thing step by step every day, lectures on the scriptures and draws talismans on time, drawing neither more nor less. Before reaching a certain number, he will not take it out and sell it.

All of a sudden, his talisman was hard to come by.

Because there are no friends in the interstellar era, and there are only three people in the whole mansion, and there is nothing to do in his spare time, and when the snake doesn’t give a fuck, he will chat with fans, interact and respond to some Taoist-related questions, unconsciously I just got acquainted with some fans who are very interested in Taoism.

Some fans called him Daoist Master in his comment area after learning about Taoist culture because of him.

Gu Lan replied: "I haven't been ordained to become a monk, so I can't be called a Taoist leader."

Some fans also asked him why he only sells some talismans now, and if he can sell more.

Gu Lan replied: "Taoism pays attention to fate and cause and effect. If you can buy a talisman by chance, you are destined for it, otherwise, you are not destined."

There are also some fans who have watched Gu Lan's countless videos and have no feeling for Taoism. Fans who follow Gu Lan every day because of his beauty are @何微问: "Male god, male god, your voice is so beautiful I feel like my ears are going to be pregnant."

"Male god, are you ALPHA or BETA? Are you missing a girlfriend? Boyfriends are fine too."

"I guess the male god is BETA, OMEGA is too rare, and ALPHA is not so slender."

"Male god, male god, what kind of girlfriend do you want to find, and what do you want to do in the future?"

For fans who seem to have no relationship with the Tao at first glance and are purely fans of him, Gu Lan responded in a unified way: "I plan to become a monk in the future."

Gu Lan's fans were heartbroken and screamed, "Qingben, why did you become a monk?"

However, some of Gu Lan's religious fans who have a predestined relationship with the Tao are very appreciative of Gu Lan's ambition.

Although many astrologers in the Second Empire married and had children, the orthodox astrologers above the diamond level are all monks, dedicating their bodies and minds to the gods... In their view, their male gods are so He is so outstanding that even many astrologers who have obtained astrologer qualification certificates are not as good as him. In the future, he will definitely become a generation of masters famous in the Second Empire, so how could he not go out?

Since Gu Lan's ambition is to become a monk, why hasn't he become a monk until now, they are puzzled!

Gu Lan didn't answer their questions. She glanced at the time and found that it was time, so she picked up the scriptures and began to live broadcast the lectures.

Gu Lan won by relying on his face and voice, and became an Internet celebrity. In the interstellar network of Gaiwa Star, no matter whether he understands or not, listening to his lectures has almost become a trend.

Gu Lan is now able to support himself only by the flowers and gifts that fans throw at his personal space on the interstellar network, but he doesn't know when he will be able to get a divorce.

Nearly half of the people in Gaiwa Star have heard Gu Lan's lectures, and the elector Shen Yuan is also on the list.

However, he didn't watch the video online, but listened to the live version.

As an elector, Shen Yuan is busy with affairs, and has almost no time to surf the Internet except for necessity, so naturally he doesn't know what is popular on the Internet now, let alone Gu Lanhong.

He just happened to be fine this afternoon, so he returned to his own body. As soon as he returned to his body, he felt so angry that he turned into a beast, and reluctantly climbed down the stairs to go. Relieve yourself with this cheap companion.

When Shen Yuan opened the door, Gu Lan was concentrating on broadcasting the scriptures live, and didn't even notice that the door opened.

Gu Lan was born handsome and dignified, but when he was lecturing, he appeared cold and calm, like a supernatural being.

Shen Yuan originally wanted to climb in and let him touch it a few times before leaving, so as to get rid of the burning pain and get over it, but when he saw Gu Lan lecturing inside, he stabilized his figure and did not disturb Gu Lan. , just coiled at the door, listening to his clear and melodious voice like spring water, hissing and spitting out letters, looking at Gu Lan who was really concentrating on preaching scriptures without a trace of popularity on his face... ....

Others listened to Gu Lan's lectures with peace of mind and body, but for some reason, the more Shen Yuan listened, the more distorted annoyance and anger emerged from the bottom of his heart.