Laughing at Chang'an

Chapter 103 Farting



Chapter 103 Farting

"Young master, it's cold outside, let's go in."

The river was rolling eastward like a river, and the snow was falling endlessly. Li Shen stood on the bank of the river with a stove in his hand, watching the snowflakes dancing all over the sky.Old man Yu got off the boat with a lantern, urging him to go up and rest.

Li Shen raised his head and sighed silently.

"How's Li Tieyi?" he asked.

"The master has taken the antidote and has rested." Old man Yu replied softly, but his voice was still heard far away on the quiet river bank. He looked at Li Shen with some concern, and hesitated: "Young master's body seems to be Some discomfort?"

Li Shen didn't respond.

The two stood by the river for a long time, until there was a ray of whiteness in the dim night, looking at the ray of dawn in the sky, Li Shen closed his eyes and opened them again, showing a determined expression on his face.

"Tell Li Tieyi, I'm leaving."

Old Man Yu was startled, and Li Shen continued to say——

"I will go back to Chang'an and talk to Li Mubai. No matter what the result is, this matter has nothing to do with me."

"Young master, you..."

"Okay, call me Li Shen, it sounds more pleasing to the ear." Li Shen turned his head to look at Old Man Yu, and grinned, "You took care of me when I was young, Hui Guang Li Ren? I still like to call you Old Man Yu."

The great river flowed eastward without stopping, with a flash of the corner of his robe, Li Shen jumped into the river covered by the vast snow and mist, and walked away.

"The world is vast, you are alone, you have nothing to worry about, you are at ease and you are the only one..."

………………

Running like the wind, Li Shen hurried back to Yeyang City, eighty miles away. He shook off the snow and dust, and looked for his own airship at the airship landing and landing area outside the city.From a distance, he saw a row of small cars parked in front of the empty boat. The empty boat that was still intact when he left had a huge skylight opened, and snowflakes fell into it.

"what happened?"

The person in charge of the Ye Yang Branch of the Geng Army looked a little ugly, and explained in a low voice: "Not long after you left, someone came to snatch the goods on board. hold on."

Li Shen frowned and asked, "What did you lose?"

"Only six boxes were lost. Fortunately, Captain Mu Xiaobai arrived in time and killed them."

"Mu Xiaobai?" Li Shen turned his head to look at him in surprise, "Why is he here?"

The branch chief couldn't answer this question either, so Li Shen simply asked, "What about the others?"

"on the boat."

The skylight was opened and half of the gangway was dismantled. Li Shen jumped into the cabin door in three steps and two steps at a time. When he raised his head, he met a pair of wolf-like eyes.Those eyes stared straight at him, there was no light in the dark pupils, only a silent chill.

Li Shen frowned, and took a step forward.

The owner of the eyes finally came back to his senses, and there was light in the pupils, and the chill disappeared in an instant, replaced by a timid shrinking.The white-haired young man was sitting at the door of the cargo hold, with his back leaning against the door, a thick layer of snow had fallen on his head and shoulders, and he lowered his head in shame as he faced Li Shen who was walking towards him.

In the next second, Li Shen grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him up from the ground. He was roughly thrown onto the seat beside him, and then a warm cloak was pulled down to cover his head.

"Why are you sitting there stupidly? Don't you know it's cold?" Li Shen scolded and asked.

Mu Xiaobai huddled into a ball on the seat with his cloak in his hands, and said in a low voice, "I, I'm late..."

Li Shen slapped it subconsciously, and when he was in the air, he met the master's timid eyes, his arm froze, and it landed gently on the back of the master's head.

"Idiot, do I blame you?"

Mu Xiaobai narrowed his eyes slightly, and rubbed the top of his head against his palm in favor. Li Shen took his cute look and patted off the snow on the man's head, and went to the back cabin to confirm what was lost.In fact, when the branch chief said that six boxes had been lost, he already expected——

Unsurprisingly, it was indeed the heads of the six paladins.

There must be something strange about it, someone used his airship to transport six boxes out of Chang'an, he thought it was Li Tieyi's arrangement, but no one mentioned it from the beginning to the end... And if Li Tieyi meant that there was no need to send someone to snatch it, just tell him directly.

It smelled of conspiracy again, Li Shen frowned a little tiredly, turned over and returned to the cabin, picked up Mu Xiaobai who was curled up on the seat, put him on his arm and walked out.

"Uh, boss, I can go..."

"To shut up."

Seeing him coming down with Mu Xiaobai in his arms, the branch manager rushed to meet him. Li Shen ordered someone to prepare another empty boat to return to Chang'an, and then requisitioned the other party's car.He threw Mu Xiaobai into the passenger seat, and drove to the hotel in the city to pick up the luggage and the cloak that Haitang made for him.

In the car, he asked Mu Xiaobai why he came here, but the other party showed a surprised look and said in astonishment, "Didn't you ask me to come here?"

Li Shen glanced at him in astonishment.

"The people from the Yingdu branch told me that you asked me to come to Yeyang..." Mu Xiaobai frowned silently, and his voice was a little cold, "They are not so bold as to pass on false orders. It should be someone pretending to be your name, even They lied together."

"Don't think about it." Li Shen had already cleared his mind, and said calmly, "No matter who wants to do something, we will do whatever we see."

………………

Chang'an, Guanyang Pavilion on the top floor of Douchang.

"News came from the Xu Clan in Songyang that Li Shen showed up at the Secret Mountain Castle. He threatened to exterminate the family and forced the people present to sign a letter of crusade against you. They also asked me to convey their apologies to you..."

Li Mubai was playing with two emerald walnuts in his palm, he sneered unabashedly in front of the visitors, and interrupted: "Oh, maybe my grandfather is afraid of Li Shen's mad dog and wants to stand on the sidelines?"

The visitor showed embarrassment, he was entrusted by the Xu family of Songyang to be a lobbyist, and he knew in his heart that this matter was really not easy to talk about, the fact is just like what Li Mubai said, his grandfather Xu Shijia personally met a Going back to the rumored Li Mad Dog, people were so frightened that they didn't dare to wave the flag to their relatives and grandchildren, and they even restrained their actions behind the scenes.

Li Shen has a reputation for being a murderer, and he is the reincarnation of the famous killing god. No one would take him as a joke when he said that he would destroy the whole family.When this matter spreads from the people who participated in the gathering at the Secret Mountain Castle, even those who have already stood by Li Mubai's side will be shaken, afraid of Li Shen's fierce power, and will not dare to act rashly.

The situation has become very unfavorable.

Li Mubai twirled the emerald green and smooth walnut, and as he twirled his five fingers, countless thoughts had already flashed through his mind.His opponent this time is quite troublesome, he can't do assassination, he can't fight head-on, and he won't be able to come up with any effective strategy for a while... But this has long been in his expectation.

Li Shen valued love and righteousness, but it happened that the people close to him died and walked away, leaving one to seal the river, which was no less difficult than himself.Li Mubai rang the bell and called the servant in.

"Order to go on, to disclose Li Shen's life experience, use the previously edited version, arrange people to guide the speech within the Geng Army, and make Li Shen a bad name, go."

This little trick was nothing more than talking about nothing, Li Mubai squinted his eyes and leaned back, reaching out to turn on the gramophone on the side.

"Don't make jokes at this time, how can you lie to us with nonsense... The three of you will close the door of hell and crawl, let it be life and death."

In the middle of the play, someone pushed the door and came in, with square eyebrows and straight eyes, with a dignified upright spirit.Li Mubai tilted his head and dropped the walnut, watched the person walk to the bed, and turned off the phonograph.

"Li Shen is back."

Du Zhong looked at Li Mubai condescendingly, said indifferently, then stretched out his hand, and lifted Li Mubai's chin.

"Give me the knight line, and I will get rid of him for you."

Li Mubai smiled.

The three armors of the glowing gods, the knights, the beauties are drunk, and the overlord is angry.This is a life-saving thing passed down from the ancestors. Even if the descendants are no longer promising, having these three sets of armor is equivalent to having three altars sitting in charge.These three sets of armor are kept in Huiguang's secret vault, and there are three keys, one in the hands of Li Tieyi, one in the hands of Li Teahouse, and one in the hands of Li Mubai now.

Only with the three keys can the door of the secret vault be opened. The secret vault is made of meteoric iron from outside the sky, and the source energy has no effect on it.

However, the chivalrous line among the Three God Armors is indeed in Li Mubai's hands right now.

Du Zhong fixedly looked at Li Mubai, and said seriously: "Without chivalry, I am no match for Li Shen."

"I know." Li Mubai nodded, and forcefully separated the opponent's fingers pinched on his chin, "But the problem is, even if there is a knight, you are not his opponent."

"Yun Xiangkong died in his hands, and Hades was also defeated by him. How confident are you that you can kill him with a set of divine armor?"

Du Zhong was silent for a while, then replied: "If there is a chance, we have to try."

"I can't afford to bet on your chance."

Li Mubai flatly refused, and then changed the subject.

"But Xia Ke Xing, I can give it to you... you go and bring Feng He back, you want to live."

………………

What is the fastest runner in Chang'an City?The answer is news.

At this time, the hot news that people talk about in the streets and alleys is naturally the little-known secret life experience of Geng Army Li Shen that just broke out.

He is the lord of the glow, the illegitimate son of Li Tieyi.

I don’t know how many people dropped their jaws in shock, and then all kinds of versions came out. According to the earliest version-Li Shen’s mother was a slave girl, her status was humble, and she couldn’t see the light, so he was sent away since he was a child. Enter a hidden place and train to become a shining warrior.He was so talented that he caught Li Tieyi's attention, so he took him back to Chang'an, placed him next to the up-and-coming Geng Yan, and became a spy, ordering him to wait for an opportunity to get rid of Geng Yan.However, Li Shen was not reconciled to being an invisible chess piece. He delayed the execution of the mission, took advantage of Geng Yan's trust in him, cultivated his wings, and accumulated strength. The other party made a will, seeking to seize the position of Huiguang as the master.It's a pity that his treacherous scheme failed, and he asked Li Mubai to stop it, but Li Tieyi had already fallen into his hands. Li Mubai was concerned about his father's life, and dared not reveal his true face, so he could only endure the humiliation and shoulder the burden of others' speculation, restore the glory, and wrestle secretly with him ...

There was an uproar within the Geng Army, and Geng Yan was absent, and the wind of public opinion was somewhat unfavorable to Li Shen.

Li Xifeng sat in the office of the Chief of Staff of the Geng Army, with a stack of various versions of Li Shen's life experience by his hand, with a funny expression on his face.

"There's nothing wrong with this story, even I believe it... Lin Guo, what do you think?"

The chief strategist of the Geng Army had no expression on his face, and replied with a swear word in an extremely calm manner.

"Fuck your fucking fart."


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